Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Ranma, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, and Destiny.
Hey Guys Names Xerek (used to be Xeno96)
current favorites are Ranma , Naruto,Destiny,Bleach and Harry Potter(only when he doesn't put up with any s#t from the so called adults save Remus and Sirus they are cool)
With out Darkness there is no Light, But Darkness can exist without Light.
Thought that does not mean darkness is evil.
People just make it evil.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, one-village-idiot,FreeTheKyuubi,Xeno96
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Music is love in search of word.
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
A day without light is, well, night
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!"
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen
Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it
Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
I don't obsess! I think intensely. (try telling that to my friends)
I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
"When life gives you leamons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you leamons, hand them back and say 'make your own damn leamonade'."
"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
"(Band teacher to farting kid)Now if only we could get the tubas to reach that pitch..."
"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
"Caffine first, saving the world later."- This is one of my fave sayings.
"I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy every minute of it."
"SOS-Save our Sasuke"
"SOS-Save our Spaghetti"
"SOR-Save our ramen"
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree."-My fav saying
"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."
"Being pissed off is WAY better than being pissed on."
Build a bridge and get over it.
"When you close the fridge, does the light really go off?"
"Good morning, starshine, the earth says hello!"
"Don't assume, it makes an ass out of you and me. (If you don't get, message me.)"
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Strangers have the best candy.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
Never drink water - if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!
I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription.
G-d, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car - the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window!
Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Whoever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with.
Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed.
I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.
If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldnt explain away afterwards.
Its funny- the ppl. who want quiet are always the loudest getting everyone else to shut up.
Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Whoever said money cant buy happiness doesnt know where to shop.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Death is inevitable; don't fear it; love it, embrace it, stare at while it confronts you then turn around and run away, screaming for daddy.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE,Wolf Lord Fenrir, Fenrir187,Xerek86
if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psate it.
Here is my Epic challenge
Ever hear about a Harry Potter fic called 'My Immortal'? yes the one considered the worst fanfic ever? Well this is my challenge to you and the other truly great writers of fanfiction.net, rewrite it to not only make sense but be a truly epic story. If you decide to try this Epic challenge I and all other readers will consider you one of the Greatest ever. If you actually win the challenge, well the King of Fanfiction has a nice ring to it.
the rules are:
1: post on my forum if you try let us know so that we can give you the encouragement you will need to make sense of the piece of anarchy and Kaos ( note the old way of saying it) that is My Imortal
2: don't give up I know it will be hell on you
3: the one with the most POSITIVE reviews wins
4: you have till the end of 2011 to finish it so relax lots of time
5: no boundrys crossovers fusionseverything is welcome
Artemis Day (193)
Cloud Dancer1014 (7)
Darth Malleus (19)
Demon Eyes Laharl (39)
Ghost Fang (1)
Rorschach's Blot (41)
Third Fang (6)