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Teacher: Can you see God ?

Class: No.

Teacher: Can you touch God ?

Class: No.

Teacher: Then, there isn't a God.

A student raises his hand and says*

Student: Sir, can you see your brain

Teacher: Yes I can, proceeds to show class YouTube video of his brain surgery.

Teacher: And I can touch it too, reaches into desk drawer and pulls out a jar with a piece of brain in formaldehyde

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Harmony Reimagined by KitKatPotterLover reviews
My reworked version of Hermione's Harry/ Harmony vs. Toadface. Begins just before the first task of the triwizard tournament, and follows the journey of Harry and Hermione coming together as a couple, as well as facing every challenge set down before them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,342 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/18/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Laughing All the Way to London by AppoApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,251 - Reviews: 3589 - Favs: 8,723 - Follows: 9,623 - Updated: 7/26/2021 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Angry Grim Reaper by TomHRichardson reviews
My answer to Reptilia28's challenge. Six times has Harry Potter died young instead of killing Tom Riddle and marrying his soulmate Hermione. The seventh time that Harry's soul is sent into his younger body, Harry keeps his older memories and he has a plan. But if he fails, both his body and soul shall die. An H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and our most unfavourite Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,082 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 11/13/2020 - Published: 8/21/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Balancing the Scales by Nemesis13 reviews
Dumbledore is of the Light, Voldemort is of the Dark, and both consider the Boy-Who-Lived to be the linchpin to all their machinations. What neither could have ever anticipated was a time lost Lady of the Sith entering the stage with her somewhat wary girlfriend. Now, Harry is in the nurturing hands of Darth Revan and Bastila Shan, who will gladly guide him to achieve his destiny.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 4/28/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 14,499 - Follows: 17,094 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
To Boldly Go by BobDL reviews
A Federation (Starfleet Battles Universe) starship finds itself exploring a new reality where politics and intrigue abound.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Dune - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,647 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Leto Atreides I, Paul A.
A Captain And A Madman by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,677 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter, The Jedi That Would Not Die by TheGuardianOfLight reviews
Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 306,080 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P.
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 470 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
Time after Time by California Kat reviews
What if Sookie was given the chance to change her story with Supernaturals? What if she had full knowledge of the events that could come to pass? Could she save the people she loved the second time around? Would she look to anyone in the Supernatural world for help—or would she attempt to avoid that world altogether? Yep—I'm trying my hand at the time travel genre. (E/S eventually)
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,279 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Eric, Sookie] - Complete
Harry Potter: Bloodline by Timeframe reviews
Harry was always ignored. His rightful title was taken by his brother. But he doesn't care. Why? He discovered the power that only he can use. The power he knows not. Join Harry as he goes through Love, Loss, and Triumph. Will he be able to accomplish what no man has ever done? Sharingan!Harry HP/FD/GD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,978 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
Birth of a Titan by Pycubed reviews
Harry Potter was raised by the Dursleys, but treated correctly. He discovered magic while young and trained himself to use it, now he has been invited to Hogwarts. They are in for one exhilarating ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,762 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
M-Day Coda by Fanboyimus Prime reviews
The ending to Mjimeyg's M-Day I feel isn't what would really happen in the Marvel Universe. I honestly believe that Harry's actions would have far more consequences than shown in the final chapter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
Lily Knows by sapphyredragon-rn reviews
Lily has a premonition of what is to come and takes steps to ensure Harry's care. Watch as Harry grows up with a half-blood Slytherin mother and muggle father. Will be canon-esque, Will feature Independent!Harry and possible Manipulative!Dumbldore later. Rating T to be safe for future chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,534 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter the Jedi of Earth by Kenka reviews
After shocking truths have been revealed, Harry Potter has taken the mantle of Jedi and shall become the guardian of peace and justice in the Wizarding World. Warning Dumbledore and Weasley bashing. GreyHarry! M for blood and language.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P.
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 3,984 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Marvel Slayers by Selonianth reviews
It's Halloween and Buffy's gonna bend a few bullets... And a few rules. Fox!Buffy Punisher!Xander LadyDeadpool!Cordelia Storm!Kendra
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,691 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Buffy S.
Harry Potter and the Incarnation of Death by GinnyMyLove reviews
AU Harry is ready to end himself after losing everything; and take Tom with him. The death curse on his lips when a cloaked figure with white mask shows up, and is quickly dispatched. This was no death eater, this was Death Himself. Guess who gets the job? Incarnations of Immortality crossover, no knowledge of the source material needed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Numbers by Jonn Wolfe reviews
A recurring nightmare turn Jackson into a bit of a basket case, while a fleet of ships appear at the edge of the Solar System.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [S. Carter, D. Jackson] [Vala, G. Baltar]
Harry Potter: A New Hope by CrossianNoxus reviews
Harry Watches the original Star Wars Trilogy at age 6 and begins using his magic like the force while playing around. Powerful!Intelligent!Independent!Harry Rated M for safety
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secrets that cross by sezzyb reviews
Everyone has secrets, Helen has lots, a stargate xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,428 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Out of the Black by xBakaTulipx reviews
A collection of stories and one-shots set AU after Revelations- The Colonial Fleet has found the 13th tribe, their first contact with humans is a small transport ship called Serenity whose captain has horrifying news about Earth-that-was.
Crossover - Firefly & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,211 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Daughter of Atlas by Sayle reviews
When the Odyssey is flung from her universe into another the crew and SG1 just want to get back home. But when the damaged Odyssey becomes a prize to be had by both the Cylons and the Colonials, getting home may be the least of their problems. SG1/nBSG
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
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