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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

I’m female and I've been reading fanfiction—almost all of it HP fanfiction—for a few years now but have only recently started to put up on this site a few bits and pieces out of my own broken brain. These days, unfortunately, virtually everything I start to write soon degenerates into poor humour and/or crack. Some people find what I write funny, well, bits of it at least—or that’s what they are kind enough to pretend to think.

Don't read my fics if you want anything serious or well plotted. Due to a woeful memory I'm better at writing plot holes than at writing plots, in fact if you can discern the glint of any plot at all in most of my stuff you might make a better seeker than Harry.

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Children of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, gen, Harry and Draco friendship. In a world where wizards and witches can sense each other's familiars but no one else can, Harry's impressive familiar makes an eleven-year-old Draco Malfoy take more notice of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,379 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse, his insatiable curiosity, and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us. Curious!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,455 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel No slash, Abuse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 230,692 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 12/1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,662 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 11/29 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
What The by cvtisjustok reviews
A rebounded spell causes Harry's soul to travel to the end of his second year. Strange magic causes a unexpected result. Determined Harry, Good but misguided Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,085 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 11/27 - Published: 5/28 - Harry P., Sirius B., Dobby
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 205,966 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 11/26 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M.
MIT: Strange Place by Northumbrian reviews
A missing policeman leads the Muggle Interface Team, and their boss, Senior Auror Harry Potter, into a very strange place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,090 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/26 - Published: 7/2 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Susan B., Lavender B.
The Power of the Potters by RockIll reviews
"'Heir Potter,' the letter read, 'I apologize for the abruptness and urgency of this letter. This is letter is my twelfth attempt at contacting you and/or your guardian(s) since 1985. I can only assume that you are being held either against your will, or kept ignorant of your roles and rights...'" A Harry-discovers-and-is-empowered-by-family, HHR fic with less focus on pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,457 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 11/24 - Published: 7/25 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fixing Past Mistakes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? cover pic - Harry's cub
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 237,699 - Reviews: 6255 - Favs: 4,942 - Follows: 6,446 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 14584 - Favs: 8,914 - Follows: 7,397 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. — (Eventual Harry/Hermione) Rated M for language, violence, and sexual scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,117 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 4,088 - Follows: 6,015 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 7/19 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Vernon & Petunia Dursley v Harry Potter by joemjackson reviews
The Dursleys take their "you were nothing but a burden" argument to the courts. Who does the Hero of the Wizarding World turn to? The man who started his legal career with a report on the proper thickness of potions cauldrons. This is a serious attempt at the oft-humorous plot. SBPOA Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,650 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 4/16 - Harry P., Percy W., Marcus F., Vernon D. - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,206 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 6/18 - Harry P., Dolores U.
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the second son of the king, a spare, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,631 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 7,932 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 3/7/2015
A Proper Black by rene3037769 reviews
Fenrir was on a mission to finish what the Dark Lord could not. What he found is not what he expected. Just who is Harry Potter? NON-CANON.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 171,526 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 2/13/2008
Peace Of Mind by Mage Myrddin reviews
Fate and Death owes Harry, so Fate sends him to an alternate universe to live out his childhood again. Most of it, anyway. Harry definitely didn't want to be stuck as eleven again. The reason for the change? Harry is supposed to achieve 'peace of mind.' Whatever the hell that means. WARNING: Mild swearing and non-canon character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,035 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 6/30/2015
James and Me by Northumbrian reviews
Annabel has a bad day, and she tries to deal with it as best she can. The last thing she needs is to meet someone else who has hurt her, someone who she hasn't seen in many years. Do people really change. Has James Sirius Potter finally grown up? Warning: Language, and some smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,541 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/7 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [OC, James S. P.]
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 86 - Words: 502,640 - Reviews: 5685 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Gravel on the Ground: From the Ashes by 1917farmgirl reviews
Some people, they're important. They're born with destinies, courage, bravery. They have tasks to accomplish. Vital things like saving the world. But some people... Some people slip through the cracks. For them, it takes everything they have just to save themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,570 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - OC, Fred W.
Remembrance (or, A Muggle at Hogwarts) by Northumbrian reviews
Every year on 2nd May, Lesley Anderson's boyfriend goes off to a ceremony in Scotland. This year, she is joining him. Note: This story has been rewritten, slightly expanded, and broken into three chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Dennis C., OC] [Angelina J., George W.] - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
An Amnesiac Hero by Tony Samuels reviews
Harry Potter dies after his battle with the Dark Lord but what can Death do when it can't acquire the soul of the Master of Death? Toss him into another universe. In the alternate universe, the boy who lived wakes up from a coma after 9 years. Now how does an amnesiac Harry Potter deal with a world where his parents are alive and a Dark Lord who is still lurking in the shadows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,178 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 10/24 - Published: 5/4 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Fleur D., Daphne G.
As good as Death by astala7 reviews
Death messed up his job at Halloween 1981 and now neither Voldemort nor Harry Potter are dead. As if that wasn't bad enough that noisy little brat appears to be able to see him. All of that was quite unexpected. Still it doesn't explain how he somehow found himself stuck to raise the baby. Alright, now that's just awkward. Complete (sort of)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,409 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Everybody Wants To Rule The World! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
We do stupid things when we're angry...like wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,691 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 8/31 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 8/29 - Complete
Harry Potter as written by by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 207,812 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/28 - OC - Complete
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and ideas about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,483 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Breath of the Inferno by Primordial Vortex reviews
Magic is a strange and wondrous thing. It has no leaning or even understanding of good or evil. It merely is. Harry Potter fell off the grid half a decade before, after an explosion seared the earth of Privet Drive. No magic could find him. Their final hope led them to him, but what they found was...not quite what they expected. AU, Animagus, No Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 104,397 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 4,085 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 3/20/2015
Whiskey Time Travel by Private Jenkins reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,153 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 5,141 - Follows: 6,523 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Rosmerta, Nicolas F.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,224 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,862 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters, and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Lone Traveler: The Greatest Minister in History by dunuelos reviews
The Lone Traveler arrives on the even of Fudge's election. Instead of pelting Dumbledore for advice, the new Minister listens to a new viewpoint. Much is changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/14 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., C. Fudge - Complete
A Little Knowledge by Nia River reviews
Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/17 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 65,993 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/6 - Harry P.
A Future UnSeen by Mage Myrddin reviews
RE-WRITE OF HEADMASTER HARRY POTTER. A drop of innocent blood changes everything, and a world is shaken as fate is re-written. For what is a prophecy to a prophet, and what is a second chance at life for a dead man? A blessing? A curse? Harry Potter doesn't know. He just thinks this is going to play havoc with his head. Kind-of-Seer!Harry, Future-Time-travel!Harry, Headmaster!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,652 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/26 - Harry P.
Uncle Harry by nicnac918 reviews
Grace Dursley is almost eleven years old when she meets Uncle Harry for the first time. Sequel to Cousin Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/21 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Dudley D., OC
Deus Ex Machina by vvc reviews
de·us ex ma·chi·na;ˌdāəs eks ˈmäkənə; noun; an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11 - Harry P., I. Pince - Complete
A Year in the Office of Albus Dumbledore by nicnac918 reviews
Harry's first year at Hogwarts as told by a series of ten meetings in Dumbledore's office over the course of ten months. Second in the Honey Bee 'verse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,922 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11232 - Favs: 7,288 - Follows: 2,661 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something Wicked by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Petunia abandons her 9 year old nephew when his hair turns a shade of red associated with the Devil. Frightened and alone little Harry stumbles upon the entrance to Diagon Alley. There he unlocks his magic...and something else along with it. Horcrux!Harry. Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,357 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 4,507 - Follows: 5,106 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cousin Harry by nicnac918 reviews
She had been dating Dudley Dursley for almost six months when the topic of Cousin Harry came up the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/30 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Wooing of the Giver of Hats by miss.Valentin reviews
The house elves take drastic action by slipping lord Voldemort a love potion so he falls in love with Hermione Granger, causing chaos as he tries to woo her! Courting with a traditional wizarding proposal of marriage to the confusion of the death eaters. How will the world react to the cunning schemes of a Lovesick darkLord? bring society to its knees and Snape to his wits ends Y6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., Voldemort
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/17 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/11 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
Death Trio by rene3037769 reviews
Harry meets death and is offered a chance to go back in time and stop Voldemort. Death gives him the family he always wanted by blood adoption. Harry and his new siblings join the Marauders for their seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,612 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hope of Family by Duochanfan reviews
Mrs Hudson could never imagine that finding a small child in the back yard of 221 Baker Street. A little boy with no family, and her Boys doing the unexpected and opening their hearts to him, and their home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,228 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry P. - Complete
Friends and Foes by Northumbrian reviews
Harry and his friends finally know who killed Ginny and Luna's classmate, Colin Creevey. It is 2001, and the search has been ongoing for a year. Will those final few foes who escaped justice at the end of The Battle ever be brought to justice?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,320 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
The Grimoire by The Modern Sorcerer reviews
Not all things come to pass, some are buried so far beyond the public eye they seem like mere myth. Fate has decreed that these would never see the light of day. But We disagree, here are some of the missing links, the times that could have been, the futures that could unfold - once hidden, now revealed for all. This is the Grimoire of one Harry James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 235,358 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Harry P.
After the Boggart by CharmedArtist reviews
In response to marthapreston4's "From Boggarts to Family" challenge: "After Lupin's class where Neville's Boggart turns into Severus Snape everyone laughs it off as childish fear, everyone but Snape. He slowly realizes that there is more to Neville's fear than just a mean teacher. Neville is emotionally and physically abused at home by his grandmother and his uncle." No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/6/2012
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Travelers by rene3037769 reviews
Students and teachers attending the Welcoming Feast in the year 1977 are joined by travelers from an alternate dimension. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,859 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Luna L.
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Short Story Haven by Janara reviews
A haven for my short stories, or for those stories that just doesn't want to be finished. I hope you will enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/15/2011
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
A Doggy for Christmas by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Eight-year-old Harry Potter decides to take destiny into his own hands. Completely AU! Set before Hogwarts, just a little Christmas story for my readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G. - Complete
In Limbo by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 255 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Different Introduction by AJ Granger reviews
What would happen if someone else provided Harry's introduction to the wizarding world? Harry Potter and Septima Vector
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,164 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M., Luna L.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 3,383 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Waters of Time by HarryBond007 reviews
Time Travel. Harry and friends time travel to First Year but this time with more than one twist. [ON HOLD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P.
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 3,911 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,339 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
The Dementor and the Mind Game by questionablequotation reviews
HP/Ender's Game Crossover - After defeating the Formics, Andrew "Ender" Wiggin decides that he's done with war, and begins training at the ISL docks for a normal, quiet life as an astrowelder. Unfortunately, a hungry dementor and a computer program named Jane have other plans, so Ender finds himself at Hogwarts...and magical Britain will never be the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Ender W.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 3,350 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 8,233 - Follows: 9,435 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, Lord of the Swamp by Dayja reviews
You know those stories where Harry discovers he's super rich, super powerful, and all the good guys are evil and the bad guys are good and he's related Merlin? This story is nothing like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P.
A Good Teacher by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 910 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Shaping the Future by CharmedArtist reviews
In a darker future, the Order pitches one last battle at Hogwarts. Defeated, Harry Potter is defenseless against Voldemort's death blow... that somehow throws him into the past. (Snarry slash and evil!Dumbledore. You have been warned!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 184,176 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
I Needn't See the Light to Chase It by R-dude reviews
Do you believe in chance? Are you a gambler, perhaps? Have you ever played with dice? No? Still, in the Wizarding World, is it really that weird for the dice to play with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P.
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 258 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32684 - Favs: 19,742 - Follows: 15,905 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Looking for Lily by Northumbrian reviews
It is 1980, and a lot of people are looking for Lily Potter. Who will find her first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Severus S., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Rabastan L. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 6,511 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound in Servitude by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,723 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., OC
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,300 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L.
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Supremely Blest by Prrtz reviews
"I fear," I remarked one evening, as we sat before the fire, I with my infant to my breast and my husband comfortably settled in the armchair opposite mine, "that our son resembles more a changeling than a baby."
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Jane E., E. Rochester - Complete
Harry Potter and the Escape to New York by Writing Warriors reviews
He's scared, wanting desperately to find a safe place and voila, Harry Potter escapes to New York at the age of nine. Welcomed into a wonderful magical community of his own, he grows away from the dangers of the wizarding world until he has an accidental encounter with a French witch and then a bushy haired witch. He masters the master manipulator and comes into his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P.
Eldritch by eldritcher reviews
Albus is thrown back to 1934, where he meets the troubled orphan, Tom Riddle. Albus discovers that this parenting business isn't half as easy as he thought it might be, especially when the child involved is Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,429 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 9,008 - Follows: 10,289 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
War Heroes by Bil reviews
War is never simple, even if you want it to be, and neither is recovery. Long before Voldemort arose there was another war and another set of soldiers. ADMM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Minerva M., Albus D.] - Complete
Turning Time by SpinnersStart reviews
After the War, Harry travels back to the Marauders' Era in disguise to get closure and improve Snape's life. How drastically will Harry change the lives of the Marauders, Lily, and the man he once hated? Should he reverse the deaths, mistakes, and heartbreaks of the past, or let them be? [Some Severus x Lily, Harry- and Severus-centric, Time Travel] First of two parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,424 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., OC - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3045 - Favs: 7,318 - Follows: 8,914 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Espièglerie by Prrtz reviews
"Monseigneur," she began solemnly, "I know what it is that we must do now." His Grace remained admirably grave. "Do you, infant?" he remarked. "How very discouraging." A These Old Shades fic.
Georgette Heyer novels - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Second Chances And What Was Done With Them by Priya Ashok reviews
Albus Dumbledore is given a second change when he is sent back in time. This is what he does with it. This time. Please read and review. Thank you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Now and Forever by Northumbrian reviews
The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of deceased heroes like Harry Potter, can be relocated. Can't they? Hubert Dalrymple has a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC - Complete
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
King Who Lived by cap red reviews
Wrong Boy Who Lived. A ritual has revealed that Harry is the King of the Magical World. Yet, the world is split into factions, mysterious forces are at work and Harry must learn what it truly means to be a King before it is too late. In a world of magic, not everything is what it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Standing in the Sun by Tsume Yuki reviews
Reborn after his death in the war, Sasuke knows one thing. He is the older brother to Harry James Potter. And he's going to be the best damn big brother there is. If Petuina is expecting her oldest nephew to bend to her will, she'd got another thing coming. Sharingan Sasuke
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Heart of the Maelstrom by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry Potter opens a fob-watch, and everything changes. Master!Harry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 652 - Published: 6/12/2014
Threats of Violence by Norrrrrrrrrr reviews
People had the oddest ideas about how Andromeda and Ted's relationship got started. However no-one ever believed it started when she began stalking him. One-shot I'm trying to turn into a larger story. Every review helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] - Complete
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 151 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8721 - Favs: 16,167 - Follows: 10,923 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inhibitions by E4mj reviews
Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 233 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 187 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 8,289 - Follows: 9,733 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Entwined by Prrtz reviews
The dance is over, the lady has been caught—and now what? Oneshots for Cotillion, post-novel, no particular chronological order, Freddy x Kitty.
Georgette Heyer novels - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014
Unexpected by Prrtz reviews
What Lydia learns. Post-novel.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Lydia - Complete
Remembering Sherlock Holmes by wordybirdy reviews
It is 1895, and Holmes dares to wonder how he might be remembered over one hundred years from now. Watson proffers his humble opinion.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Unwanted Inheritance by Lorteck reviews
An abused boy terrified of upsetting his relatives, a snarky Potion Master born into slavery, and a meddling old wizard who needs to protect them. Harry Potter receives an unusual inheritance, a slave who despises him because of his father. Severus Snape must protect the child from his abusive relatives, but the boy doesn't trust him. A Severitus with a twist. *Sequel to come.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Vernon D. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Something Ineffable by Prrtz reviews
What he feels for her must be something else entirely, something ineffable, something so beyond words that to try to verbalise it would be to sully it.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Jane, Mr. Bingley - Complete
It Falls to the Young by Viskii reviews
During their summer at Order HQ, the suspicious Marauders clash with the secrets of Severus Snape: his unforgiving father, Albus' loyalty, a past that haunts his nightmares... But no one expected friendship, nor the consequences thereof. Plus cute!Tonks. ***NEW CHAPTERS FINALLY UP AFTER 5 YEARS WHAAT? Newest ch is 41! NOW COMPLETE!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,494 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Headmaster Snape by Bil reviews
In the end Voldemort always comes back to Severus. Bellatrix is his most devoted follower, Lucius is his most useful... but Severus is Voldemort's mirror. DH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Severus S., Voldemort, Minerva M. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry's life changed that night when two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging. He sets out to protect himself and find his real cousin that he never knew. In the process he manages to learn more about his world and how to help change it into a better one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11881 - Favs: 9,968 - Follows: 6,684 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
A Parody of Soul Bonds by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to make a soul bond, despite not really knowing what they are doing. Horlarity ensues (portmanteau of "Horror" and "Hilarity"). This short story is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 6,149 - Follows: 1,549 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Hindsight by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,558 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5492 - Favs: 6,121 - Follows: 6,777 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 234 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Building Bridges by Melethril reviews
Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 182,447 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,095 - Follows: 5,684 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P.
My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia reviews
After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,847 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
All Better by BertaS reviews
An altercation during Occlumency lessons may have sweeping repercussions for Harry and Severus. A submission to the Severus *sighs* Third Anniversary Challenge although I'm not sure it answers any of the prompts. Beta by Selkie. Warnings: Fifth year – AU – Not HBP or DH compliant – Pre-Slash – May be considered Chan with Harry being 15 – A few bad words - rated 'M' just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3007 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 4,377 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All These Things Stay With Me by theredrobin reviews
The past burns too bright in his shattered eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Remains, However Improbable by Riddle Master 101 reviews
In which there is much drama, excitement, and magic. In which Mycroft is annoyed, Sherlock deducts the Statute of Security to pieces, and John is the only one polite to the new tenant. In other words: in which Harry Potter moves to Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Crooked Line by Bil reviews
He knows it's not normal: Normal people don't live with these worries, normal people aren't afraid all the time. An attempt to keep Snape out of Azkaban after the war has unexpected consequences. Oneshot. SS, HP, AD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Birth of Bardic Magic by Bard of the Glade reviews
Magic is everywhere. It is the energy that makes up all life and controls the very elements themselves. Magic is alive, a creature untamed, a savage beast. Well, we know what they say about beasts and music.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,164 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3708 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 9,486 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Weird and Wonderful by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Most people generally get Sherlock. Really, they do. He's a genius and completely socially inept and the way he thinks is downright scary but people can understand that. They get it. It's John that's the weird one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 111 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chance by Bil reviews
Oneshot. Severus thinks it was bad enough being seventeen the first time around. Having to live through it a second time is surely a severe penance he doesn't deserve. SS, HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The One Where Harry Gets Sorted into Slytherin by nicnac918 reviews
In which Harry's sorting goes a bit awry, but rather better than anyone expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Recapturing The Past by Mione5 reviews
It all ended that day...at least for Hermione. But just who is piano prodigy Jason McKnight, where did he come from...and why does he look so much like her dead best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,907 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Lost and Found by Borolin reviews
When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 281,072 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Albus Severus and the Midwinter Meeting by Priya Ashok reviews
Albus Severus meets Severus Snape's portrait. One Shot. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 5,119 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Who Ya Gonna Call? by marietsy2 reviews
A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
Severus and the Snow Globe by Suite Sambo reviews
When Severus comes to Harry's shop in Diagon Alley to place an order, both the order—and the price—come with conditions. Is Harry's price worth Severus' dignity? And will each get what he wants under the Christmas Tree? m/m pre-slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Waltzing & Wassailing by wordybirdy reviews
Should Holmes and Watson accept Mycroft's invitation to his New Year's Eve celebrations? What reservations could Holmes possibly have?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Seven by Emily Waters reviews
Being Harry's slave is better than Azkaban. Being Snape's owner is probably worse...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Touch the Sky by badgerlady reviews
Ginny, Harry, and Severus have settled into a comfortable life, but the younger generation will bring new challenges that threaten their peace. Follows Golden Snitch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Golden Snitch by badgerlady reviews
Snape is alive, and suddenly Ginny finds her marriage at risk. What can she do? Epilogue compliant, implied slash, implied het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Stinging Habits of the Western Honey Bee by nicnac918 reviews
For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,889 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 670 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6207 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Amortentia by Paimpont reviews
Harry slips Snape a love potion. So why isn't it working? HP/SS slash, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 132 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Love Affairs of HJ Potter by AkoyaMizuno reviews
A collection of one shots about the love life of Harry Potter. Various pairings; slash and heterosexual. Mostly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Married Life of Severous Snape by Larry Huss reviews
A sort of a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil's Story by Faust VII reviews
Dumbledore had been correct. Love was the greatest weapon. It had set him free after all. Oneshot. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Blackthorne's Daughter by slytherinsal reviews
Based on the assumption that Fujiko was pregant when she died and a postumous child was born with all her sire's stubbornness but raised Japanese; and for whom no-one less than Toda Buntaro will do as a sensei in kyujutsu. Rated for chapters to come.
Shogun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,175 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 514 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tiniest Wish by Brenn.K reviews
The tiniest wish can make all the difference. A Slytherin-sorted Harry, a not so soft Narcissa, and a very, very large familiar are just a few things to take note of when Severus does not see James Potter when he first looks at Harry. Hiatus: 1/12-3/12 .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 115,657 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Harry P., Millicent B.
And So, All Yours by theredrobin reviews
Love has no ending, no final parting words. This was only the beginning.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/23/2011 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth]
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Krait Book 02 Surfeit of Malfoys by slytherinsal reviews
book 2 in the Krait lotsology; rated for violence. As if trouble from the likes of Umbridge weren't enough, there are wizarding Nazis abroad too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,558 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Krait Book 01 Slytherin's Heiress by slytherinsal reviews
Harry's fourth year;Snape is sent to find a new pupil whose powers have been blocked and who's coming late. A pupil who is truculent and swotty with unusual parentage and a predilection for explosions. AU, T later chapters; violence mentioned; implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,848 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by Priya Ashok reviews
The First Christmas After the War. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
When the Dog Star Dims by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
A most disturbing set of prophecies are told to a young soon-to-be student of Hogwarts by a Seer. Prophecies that make the Seer weep as she states them. But what could be so bad as to make even the person telling people cry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5175 - Favs: 9,444 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Shadow Angel by Suite Sambo reviews
Auror Potter is between assignments. Returning to England, he takes a gamble, accepts a temp job teaching at Hogwarts and is recruited for the Alumni Quidditch Tournament. Watch out for Weasleys, romance and lots of little Harrys. Mostly AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,692 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis by HumanTales reviews
After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter. Author's Notes: Beta'ed by muggle prof. Disclaimer is on the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Object of Regret, Indeed by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
'Emma', Regency. Emma has everything organised for the perfect wedding... that is, until Mr. Knightley backs out.
Emma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
The Tenant by Emily Waters reviews
A necromance by Svengaly. Translation. "All people are equal in the presence of death... but some are more equal than others ; "
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What a Cliché by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. Challenge to self: Write a HP story containing as many HP clichés as possible. List of used clichés to be included in separate chapter . Oneshot. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Most Unkindest Cut of All by Riddle Master 101 reviews
"And suddenly he's laughing. Hysterically. Because it's inconceivable, implausible, and ludicrous that Severus Snape, of all people, would betray their Lord...and yet..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Severus S., Voldemort] - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ginny's Little Trip by gredandforgerock reviews
What kind of trip could a girl get this confused on. Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ginny W. - Complete
Never Underestimate a Hufflepuff by Doctor Song reviews
So," he said conversationally, while his grip on his wand tightened even more. "Time travel then? Alternate dimensions? Voldemort induced hallucinations? Something else impossible?" AU, M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,071 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Harry P.
Interdimensional Toothpaste by Doctor Song reviews
Harry should have known better than to touch anything belonging to George Weasley. Even toothpaste. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., George W.
Summer of '97 by Northumbrian reviews
On a fine day, during summer holidays, two Hogwarts students, one pure-blood, one Muggle-born meet in a small market town in the north of England.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - [Colin C., OC] - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
Of Family by theredrobin reviews
At a time when the eldest Bennet sisters should begin families of their own, life perhaps holds other things in mind along the way.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,577 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Ties that bind by Doctor Song reviews
They are not what they were, and yet, that is exactly what they are. Harry Potter runs into Draco Malfoy in an elevator. Oneshot, post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Winter by Doctor Song reviews
Here, in the bitter emptiness of winter, he does not have to feel alive, does not have to be anything other than what he is, a man carved to stand alone before the world. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Alive and Grown by Faust VII reviews
He wasn't a child any longer and he was alive and living freely. Petunia Centric. Oneshot. Sequel to 'Child'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Colour by Doctor Song reviews
Luna saw all the colour in the world. Until it was gone. Oneshot, could be AU if you wanted it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
The Playing Fields of Hogwarts by Les Dowich reviews
After the final battle Harry is unconscious and his magic runs free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Yes, Ginevra, there is a Santa Claus by 1917farmgirl reviews
Sometimes, even Santa needs a little help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - George W., Ginny W., Bill W., Fred W. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Seven Year Snitch by Daniella Fromage reviews
After the Dursleys' deaths, Snape unwillingly becomes seven-year-old Harry's guardian. How long will it take for him to give his archenemy's son a chance? WARNING: Contains the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,884 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Spinner's End by Sare Liz reviews
When Hermione finds Severus seventeen months after the final battle in a muggle hospital all is still not as she would have hoped... HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In the Depth of Winter by theredrobin reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's first winter at Pemberley promises both passion and heartache.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Dear Uncle Vernon by Professor of Muggle Studies reviews
A short revenge one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Vernon D. - Complete
My Ginny by 8thweasleykid reviews
Harry explains the reason why he stays.-One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4457 - Favs: 9,700 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Strains of Melody by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Harry P.
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Lovers Regret by 8thweasleykid reviews
During Albus Severus sorting Severus Snape notices that the boy looks nothing like a Potter and little like a Weasley. Will he tell his old flame he's aware of the boys true parantage? Read and find out. One Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
In the Hour Before the Dawn by Mede reviews
During the First Rise the Order of the Phoenix met in a secured room on the upper floor of the Hog's Head tavern. One night, someone walked in on them. AU. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Golden Thread by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
From 'A Tale of Two Cities'. Sydney visits Lucie in Paris.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
When There's Nothing Left by theredrobin reviews
Almost. She had almost been his.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2009 - [Jane E., E. Rochester] Bertha R. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 470 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snowflakes and Memories by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On a Christmas Eve a year after the death of Lily Potter, Severus recalls bittersweet memories of snowflakes and laughter. Then he hears a cry in the night and discovers an unexpected surprise in the snow on his doorstep. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 248 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 298 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 588 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
After the S V W - 02 Terry Boot Archivist? by Les Dowich reviews
After the War, injured veteran Terry Boot cannot become an Auror so he decides to put his Ravenclaw skills to some use. This is dedicated to the long-suffering Librarians EVERYWHERE. God help them, every one!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - OC, Terry B.
Harry Potter and the New Lives by Steve2 reviews
Alternate reality. After the war, 7th year Harry Potter is transported into an AU where Neville is ‘TheBoyWhoLived’. How will the powerful Shadow Mage Harry Potter get accustomed to a new life as a ‘nobody’? Now SilverAegis approved 25May2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
Beyond the Veil Lies Chicago? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Hermione discovers a possible way to recover Sirius from the Veil. She and Harry step through a portal to another plane. A Harry Potter Dresden Files crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 589 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Severus Snape in the Afterlife by Priya Ashok reviews
This is a brief summary of what happens when Snape dies and moves on to the afterlife. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
T'was the Night Before Christmas by GenkaiFan reviews
Arabella Figg decides to forward five year old Harry’s Christmas letter. One shot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Arabella F. - Complete
Lily's Charm: Watta! by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Severus and James give Harry a bath...and get a little more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2008 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Song by Minstrel Knight reviews
Complete AU. A 30k words story in first person with Harry's thoughts from a hurt child to becoming the greatest hero of Britain. A unique crossover involving Dr. Who and Arthurian legends, an interlink of destinies. Unique HG. Completed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,268 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Taking Care of Myself by sara ane reviews
When Harry was a little boy he always dreamed of some long lost relative coming and taking him away from the Dursleys. Little did he know that long lost relative would be… himself? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,191 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Thoughts, Music, and Healing by Louis IX reviews
A girl is offered a gift. A dead mother unlocks strange magic. An accident leaves an unfortunate boy alone. Follow a young woman’s thoughts as she unravels the mysteries around her. And guess who is who.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,974 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
The King of the Light by Trey Miller reviews
Challenge Fic. AU after 5th year. Voldemort wins the war. The Light loses. But Harry isn't dead yet. -Author Retired-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 468 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 847 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Summary of Every HP Fanfic Ever Written by Viskii reviews
It's not brief, or a summary, or every Harry Potter fanfiction ever. It is humor uploaded stupidly and sporadically for your enjoyment. Chapter One: Harry Goes Shopping at Protagonist Mart. There should be a genre for it. I need a life. And some nachos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P.
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The New Girl by hanyouinlove reviews
IN THE PROCESS OF REWRITING. Evee is at King's Cross Station awaiting her train. She's surprised to see two boys lean against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10 and disappear. The train can wait. She has to check this out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,175 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
The Puir Laddie Who Lived by fojee reviews
HPDiscworld crossover, AU. The wee free men are good with doors. So what happens if they find a doorway that led them straight to Godric's Hollow that Halloween night ten years ago?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
And Things that Go Bump in the Night by The Treacle Tart reviews
When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 294 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 448 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
Mr Wooster and the Restorative Preparation by innocentsmith reviews
He was sent by the agency, but was it really a coincidence that Jeeves happened to be unemployed when Bertie needed a valet? Jeeves POV. Jeeves & Wooster, the works of P.G. Wodehouse. JW, references to JeevesOther. Prequel to the first story.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
An Unwilling Ownership by Lanta reviews
ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,063 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
You Broke Him, You Fix Him by teacherbev reviews
After a brutal Occlumency lesson has disasterous consequences, Dumbledore insists that Snape fix Harry and take his place at the Dursleys. Rated for language and abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,620 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4288 - Favs: 6,909 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 353 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Real World by marietsy2 reviews
Jack O'Neill knew that Harry Potter was a fictional character and that magic wasn't real, right? Wrong. What happens when he finds out that not only is Magic is real, but so is Harry Potter? One-Shot...may lead into one shots about this universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/24/2006 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10221 - Favs: 14,992 - Follows: 4,512 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Steve the Hufflepuff Death Eater by The-Caitiff reviews
Aka The Power the Dark Lord never saw coming. This is my final battle fic. Harry doesnt really care about Voldemort anymore, Voldemort has to deal with incompetant followers, and we all learn the truth about the Hufflepuff house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Garden Gate by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter SuperHero by loralee1 reviews
Post Voldemort, Harry has to much time on his hands and apparently so do I. Humorous Drabbles things. No pairing, light swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4887 - Favs: 8,083 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Next Great Adventure by opalish reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Come Dance With Me by WingsOfADream reviews
ONESHOT: Upon crashing Harry's detention with Snape, Ron and Hermione make a startling discovery which they can't quite believe. This is has SLASHY undertones people, you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lightning Bolt and Serpent by loralee1 reviews
AU Post OotP No HBP impied evil Dumbledore. What happens when Harry can't take any more? He lashes out and someone who desperately deserves it gets hurt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Expidence by Dyce reviews
COMPLETE. A very alternative universe, in which one word in the wrong ear sets off a very different train of events from the canon. SSNM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,296 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3895 - Favs: 6,549 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Enchantment by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
Severus Snape? Sexy? How can this be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Hero by AbstractConcept reviews
SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Harry P.
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 222 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Role Models by opalish reviews
When Vera Potter was five years old, she found her role model. No one expected it to be Severus Snape. HarryGinny fluff fic, set after Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Must Be Love by opalish reviews
HGSS. A quirk of Snape's lips, an arch of his eyebrows, a tilt of Hermione's head... They were holding their own conversation the whole meeting through, without saying a word. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lucifer in Starlight by opalish reviews
AU: Voldemort was a bit more cautious. So were the Potters. And now Harry's got a whole new load of problems. Slytherin!Harry with a number of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Very Happy Birthday Indeed by opalish reviews
HarryGinny fluff. It's Ginny's eighteenth birthday, and has Harry got a surprise for her! Of course, this being Harry, he gets it all wrong... There's some minor RHr as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Soulmates by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. Harry, like all on his class, drinks a potion to reveal his soulmate. When he finds the man, it comes as a great shock to both him and his adoptive parents, Remus and Sirius. SLASH DMNL VCGG HPSS RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Stranger to Friends by Encaitarince reviews
Harry Potter discovers a way to defeat Voldemort, but in order to do so he must leave his friends behind and embark on a quest that will lead him to a world not his own. Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,354 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Harry P., James P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 6,700 - Follows: 481 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Curse of Love by Vasaris the Fuzzy Dragon reviews
Mawwwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us here together today. Slash. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Miracle by Hopeakaarme reviews
There's only one thing little Harry wants from Santa Claus: A little sister or brother. Remus and Severus try to tell him that it's not possible, but in the end, they can hardly do anything else but believe. One-shot, implied slash RLSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Induction by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- A perhaps disturbing look at what one bitter man's obsession could lead to, and the unexpected results ... but for whom?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,924 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Plantagenet by HiBob reviews
Harry found the boy by falling on him. He remembers the blood. Professor McGonagall recognized the boy, even with Harry next to him. His presence would change the future more than anyone could imagine. A completed story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 273,996 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
The Wounded by ReeraTheRed reviews
Voldemort is dead, it's over, but happy endings are harder than that. Alarmed by Snape's behavior, Lupin is forced to impose a strange kind of therapy on his friend. Can being transformed into a creature with a simple heart heal a damaged spirit? AU now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,039 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Houses of Cards by Bil reviews
Does the Sorting Hat really know what it's doing? AD, SS. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5194 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Armistice by JiM1 reviews
Harry steps in, Hermione tidies up, Snape awards House points. This story is the sequel to "Of Arms and the Man"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Your Very Own Dora by FernWithy reviews
It is November of 1981, and eight year old Nymphadora Tonks feels like everyone is leaving her. She has no intention of allowing her favorite Latin teacher to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 144 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
What the Seer Saw by The Treacle Tart reviews
A few predictions give Severus Snape a new outlook on life. Snape-Trelawney - Oh, go ahead you know you're curious. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Atonement by Amber-and-Ash reviews
On HIATUS pending rewrite. Dumbledore orders Snape to look after Harry after he leaves school. Will eventually be HPSS SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master by Lady Alice Kyteler reviews
Snape, Hermione ... domestic bliss? A record of daily life at Hogwart's after the War, as seen through the eyes of the recently-married Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Between Werewolves by AngelMorph reviews
This is my take on the conversation that took place between Remus and the werewolf at the hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
Choices by The Treacle Tart reviews
Sirius Black makes a startling discovery and now he has a choice to make. Slash. SSRL Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 6/5/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Of Arms and the Man 1 by JiM1 reviews
Snape is weird, Draco is weirder, Voldemort is exactly the same and Harry finds out a lot more than he wanted to know about all of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Invisible by FernWithy reviews
How Snape left the Death Eaters, saved the Weasley twins, and delivered James Potter's Invisibility Cloak to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Severus S., James P.
Makers of Their Own Fortunes by Seldes Katne reviews
Following the events of "Fortunes Favor the Bold", Hogwarts students Haviland, Myers and Summerlee finish off their school year with Tarot readings for Draco Malfoy, Rubeus Hagrid, and Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2002
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Moment of Truth by Dien Alcyone reviews
Neville discovers his spine, with a little unexpected help from Professor Snape. Set in fourth year, but doesn’t really have anything to do with GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
Being Millicent Bulstrode by Textualsphinx reviews
Millicent Bulstrode's only sin,/Apart from being a Slytherin,/ Is to look like the kind of masculine hag/No Gilded Youth would want to shag. So I'm making her a HEROINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/25/2002
In the Presence of Angels by Seldes Katne reviews
In the present day, a Jewish grandmother recalls a mysterious man from her childhood; in 1938, Alastor Moody makes a chilling discovery in a pre-World War II German city.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2001
Fortunes Favor the Bold by Seldes Katne reviews
As part of their Divination final exam, three seventh-year students perform Tarot Card readings for Professors Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape. Takes place near the end of Book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/26/2001
Close Encounters of the Harry Potter Kind by Seldes Katne reviews
In a letter to author J.K. Rowling, a Children's Librarian describes a confrontation with a mysterious visitor over the library's planned "Harry Potter" program.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2001
To Sever the Lining from a Cloud by Textualsphinx reviews
O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
If It Hadn't Been for the Owl by Seldes Katne reviews
[Finished Edition] Just prior to the events of "Goblet of Fire", three of Alastor Moody's youngest neighbors have an encounter with the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2001
Owl Surprise, Too by Seldes Katne reviews
Sequel to
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/13/2001
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Owl Surprise by Seldes Katne reviews
Percy Weasley overhears a snippet of conversation in King's Cross Station, and rushes to prevent a witch from revealing magic to Muggles. The resulting events provide a surprise for both parties....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2001
Pessimism by lupinlover reviews
A Snape Romance. Plain and Simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2000
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Rememberance of Things Past reviews
REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PAST Summary: Harry receives a shocking message from someone thought dead. Apparently Harry's own past had not been entirely what he had previously believed, and his family held several secrets. Pre-slash. HP/SS. Slave fic. (Master Harry. Slave Snape)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015
A Responsible Ownership reviews
This is an AU fanfic of Lanta's AU story 'An Unwilling Ownership.' It is NOT a continuation of it but happens to be set in a time months after her fic ends. HP owns SS & Sara. No pairings yet. Warnings! Not a serious fic. Overpowered Harry & ridiculously overpowered OC elf. No real plot. Swear words. A little angst relieved by occasional humour. Slavery. Farce. Cracky
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Dobby
Dobby's Plan reviews
Harry is married to Ginny but not as happy as he had expected to be. Dobby thinks that The Great Wizard Harry Potter Sir is in danger of being very unhappy indeed in the not too distant future - but he has a 'brilliant plan' to fix the problem, however he needs a potion from 'Master Potions Master Snape' to put his plan into action. Crack fic. Pre slash, well, maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,118 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Dobby
Ginevra and The Boy Who Lived reviews
Young Ginny tells Charlie of the amazing Boy Who Lived, who, with Ginevra who is almost as unbelievably amazing as he is, flys around the world having adventures and doing good deeds and stuff. Ginny wishes she could be as awesome as Ginevra—but unfortunately she is stuck with being the very ordinary 'just Ginny.' Of course, it's easier to be awesome when you're imaginary. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Ginny W., Charlie W. - Complete
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