Paige Roberts
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Joined 08-20-07, id: 1356780, Profile Updated: 08-01-08
Author has written 11 stories for SpongeBob SquarePants.

The Biography Of Paige Roberts

I don't much like reading long, seemingly-endless bios about a person's boring life. So in order to get you interested, I'll simply find a creative way of telling you that my name is Paige Hilary-Michelle Roberts and I was born in New York City and raised in California--was that good enough? ;-)

Yes, my mother was actually out on a trip to NY visitng family with my grandma and gave birth to me while she was there. She presented me with the beautiful name of Brianna, but when I was nine I became formerly known as "Paige," on account of how much I like that name and that I am constantly reading (corny, right?). Well anyway, I fell in love with New York this summer and only recently found out that was where I was born...no wonder I like it there so much!

Writing is probably my passion. Some of my earliest and most favorite memories involve me typing in front of a computer, or making scribble lines on a sheet of paper and later on reciting them as if it was an actual book, or even shouting out ideas while someone who actually knew how to write at the time wrote it down for me. I recall once bringing in a story I had come up wtih, my mother had written for me, to my preschool class where the teacher read it aloud. I believe I started some sort of trend, because shorty afterwards, all the other kids wanted their own story, too! Yes, but it's just little things like that which lead me to believe that I was destined to be some sort of author. I have written TONS of other stories, as well, most of them involving a magical fairy-tale world called "Barmodia," where elves and gnomes and unicorns live together in peace and harmony. I've also written quite a bit of science fiction stories, most of them about some kind of alien invasion. Once I even wrote a chiller about how two teenage twins discover that their aunt's house is haunted by the presence of her dead eleven-year old daughter. And then there have been the stupider, E.T.-inspired novels about how a boy finds a creature and befriends it(a.k.a. my story "Bigfoot" about how a boy finds a bigfoot at his summer camp).

I have to admit, the computer is my pet peeve. I can sit in front of it all day long if I please and never even once think about getting up. I hate that about myself, too, but anyone who owns a PC knows that the internet is addicting. You can fall into the web trap and never get yourself out, if you stay tangled amongst it long enough. Luckily fo rme, I've begun to learn when to quit clicking the mouse...this is not one of those times...

Ah, television. Sometimes I wonder what we would really do without it. I mean, just imagine living in a world with no TV. Imagine a world without SpongeBob!!

Now really, though, who DOESN'T watch SpongeBob. My dad likes SpongeBob, okay, that's how flipping amazing he is. He's so great that an adult can sit there and bare to watch him. What other cartoon do you know that does that??

You most likely have figured out after reading those last four sentences that 'ol SquarePants is my favorite cartoon character. If this si true, than you're absolutely right. Truthfully, there is no greater cartoon then SpongeBob SquarePants...I'll admit, Bugs Bunny is an ultimate classic, but nothing compares to the geeky, optimistic sponge we've all grown to love.

I've seen all the "greats"--family guy, the simpsons--nah, they can't hold a candle to spongy. No matter what anyone says, his show is the greatest.

And Squidward Tentacles is the greatest character.

I mean, c'mon: a six-tentacled octopus who sucks at playing the clarinet, hates his life, and makes the most hilarious snappy comments? Gotta love 'im!

SpongeBob isn't the only show I enjoy. I also love The Twilight Zone, Hannah Montannah, That's So Raven, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and Degrassi: The Next Generation.

UNIQUE PAIRINGS THAT I LOVE:

Squindy

Spearl

Kruff

(Ms.)Krankton

Plaren

Jally

Blojo

Shartroy

Trabriella

Mryan

Rybriella

Reddie

ChelsEddie

Gloq

Fiyeraba

Bessa

Kelena

Briskers

Tidina

Zanessa

Zarpay

and of course, Spandy

SEVE, YOU'RE TICKIN ME OFF!!

I don't see how Stephen Hillenburg, the greatest cartoon genius in several decades, could be so cold. We've been waiting for that episode for ages now, and still haven't gotten anything!! What gives, man??

This is just a simple note to him:

WE'RE WAITING.

--from author Paige Roberts, and the SpongebobxSandy fanclub.

We know where you live Steve.

And Tom.

And Doug.

And ESPECIALLY Bill..

I do, at least:-)

If you think ice cream is awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you, like me, think that SpongeBob and Sandy should be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start singing songs from musicals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like and prefer unique and/or believeable pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jack Skeleton is worth looking at, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Squidward is lonely and needs a girlfirend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sandy should be his girlfriend, copy and paste this just anywhere.

If you can't seem to stop singing "Defying Gravity," and constantly wish you had green skin, wear a pointed hat, and are best friends with a beautiful and popular blonde, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do you wish you had some sort of accent? If so, then please copy and paste!

Spiders are disturbing. I KNOW I'm not the only one who thinks this, so if you do as well, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish your skin was a different color, like, say I don't know: green (I couldn't help myslef,) yup, you guessed it. COPY AND PASTE!!

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For Love Waits For No One by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
DISCONTINUED. If anyone would like to finish this story, please let me know.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Squidward, Sandy
To be with my love by FutureAuthoress reviews
...he would do anything. Even give his voice up to the nefarious Plankton! Can Spongebob get Sandy to fall in love with him...with only three days to do so?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
We are Meant to be or so I Hope by NorthernSouthernLights reviews
Spongebob really wants to talk to somebody about his feelings toward Sandy. And he's hoping you will listen. [SpongebobSandy]
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
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SpongeBob Loves Sandy No, SERIOUSLY He Does! reviews
Yes, it's true. The creators behind SpongeBob SquarePants have FINALLY decided to admit he likes Sandy. Now it's time to get that episode! Please R&R if you want an episode where the two fall in love!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
But I NEED you! reviews
When SpongeBob learns that Sandy and Larry broke up, he's over joyed. But then Sandy uses him as her gal pal to get through it. Can he survive one intense week of girly activities?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Squidward and Plankton Show reviews
Squidward and Plankton make their own radio show...you can just IMAGINE what they talk about! PLEASE R&R!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007
Family Matters reviews
A series of drabbles dedicated to Squidward and his daughter Alice. Guarunteed comedy.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007
Looking At Sandy Makes Me Smile reviews
Lately, Spongebob has felt a new, strange feeling around Sandy...
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Spongebob Goes Wicked reviews
The witches of Bikini Bottom were once the best of friends...until they called one good, and the other, Wicked the original breathtaking story, Spongebob style!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007
The Untold Story Of The Little Mermaid reviews
Love. Heartbreak. Good. Evil. Sebastian tells the stroy of what REALLY happened before Ariel was born. Spongebob included.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2007
Alice G Tentacles reviews
Squidward learns he is the father of a smart alec eight year old girl. Will having a daughter finally soften his heart? WARNING: Brief launguage and some fruity stuff.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Trouble With Lola reviews
An incredibly beautiful girl comes to Bikini Bottom, steals the hearts of all the guys, and keeps Spongebob's for her own. Could this really be love?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Signs That Spongebbo Has The Hots For Sandy reviews
Something I came up with when I was incredibly bored, listing proof that Spongebob DOES like Sandy. Please R&R
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007
Goodnight, Sandy reviews
Spongebob really wants to ask Sandy out to the Krusty Krab Lovey Dovey dance. But her sudden interest in someone else causes Spongebob to be jealous.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007