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Joined 08-20-07, id: 1356865, Profile Updated: 05-30-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hey. My names Dora (not really, its a long story...). Im 17 and am currently at colllege studing Psychology, Law & Film. wootage=)

I write to keep me sane. If I didn't work and college and random fuckwits would drive me insane. I'll take requests, or ideas or constructive criticisms.

Current Obsessions:

Anime &Manga obvs. (Naruto, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Immortal Rain & Othello to name a few of my favourites.)

Books (I love books too much. Ask my beta. She uses me as a mobile library.)

Incense (Helps me focus)

Music (inspires me and helps me level out my mood swings.)

Ooooookay, then. My beta FailedWriter (which is crap btw. She's an awesome writer. Check her out) inspires me and keeps me focused. It's really not her fault in my terrible horribly long delays. I just have a lot on...

One of the reasons my updates and everything else is taking so much longer is that my best friend Rob moved to South Africa at the beginning of the year. which means that:

a) I spend all my spare time on the phone with him or emailing him. And:

b) my lemons are harder to write as he took his midly exhibitionist boyfriend with him. so i have no -coughs- inspiration now.

Yeah, blame Rob. i can't write without him looking over my shoulder and correcting constantly. =)

PAIRINGS:

Naruto with anyone. He's a whore people. Favourites: NaruSasu, NaruGaara, NaruHaku, NaruItachi. I can't read him paired with girls though. -shudders- He's obvs gay people. Sheesh.

Sasuke. I have a similar problem with. He screams 'I'm gay' though so yeah, no girls go with Sasuke in my fics! mu hah ha. I love SasukexNaruto and will be a fangirl but i can just about tolerate him with Gaara and have a weird fna thing going on with him and Kakashi. I don't know. It just works for me. Its often badly written though. So i stuggle with this one.

NejixGaara

ShikamaruxTemari

KakashixIruka

GaaraxHaku

At present:

Model Behaviour is on temporary hiatus until i get my inspiration back.

I'm working on Everything I'm Not & All Kinds Of Hot And Bothered.

loves to you all.

Get it touch if you want to:

temporary_insanity@hotmail.co.uk

www.myspace.com/your_confusion_is_sexy

Ja Ne!

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Backwards Fairytale by Banira reviews
Sakura Haruno has a bad life in Konoha, wishing her life was a fairytale. So when the Aotsuki, the sister organization of the Akatsuki, recruit her, her backwards fairytale begins. When she meets the Akatsuki will she find her prince?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Impatient by Frerardlover reviews
Sakura has decided that she will ask Sasuke out and not take no for an answer. When she finds the Uchiha, she is horrified! Want to find out why? ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,581 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Konoha Times: The Uchihan Confession by Imina reviews
SasuxNaru. COMPLETE. Naruto has returned home from a mission to find something strangely amiss. Everyone he met was either blushing or staring at him! Epilogue now up: Baby makes three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Will You Love Me, Dobe? by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto so much. He does everything he could to confess his undying love for the kitsune without words. The thing is, will Naruto discover his feelings and return it back to him? SasuNaru Yaoi Sequel: Really, I Love You, Teme!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,524 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love After Death by Xx-Tainted-Xx-Love-xX reviews
What happens when one of Team 7's teammates die during battle?Will the remaining members be able to live with it? Will Sasuke and Naruto be able to open up to each other? And why does Tsunade want them to read Sakura's diary?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Sleep Over! by E-finch reviews
Naruto decides it's time for a brake and plans a sleepover for everyone. What will happen when it goes out of control and totally insane? Answer: ANYTHING! Warning: containts craziness, Yaoi,booze, and mature content! You've been warned! rated M to be saf
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,605 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shower Fun by dark-night-sky reviews
A side story to All For Our Best Friends. Yaoi Lemon NejiGaa. The two return from their date, and Neji doesn't forget Gaara's bet
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
In the Beginning by dagget reviews
This is a PREQUEL to 'Jesus What the Hell was That', which is not really a crack fic despite the title.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Follow You by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
An english project during their Freshman year brings an unlikely group of people together. Narusasu, Kibashika, Kakairu and others. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,315 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Everything I'm Not reviews
One was a dancer- popular, loved yet secretly bulimic and self-destructive. The other? Apathetic and cruel yet somehow in love with everything he wasn't. NaruSasuNaru NaruxKank ItachixKyuubi NejixGaara HakuxZabuza YAOI. Don't like, don't read. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Model Behaviour reviews
Sasuke refues to fall for perfect model Naruto Uzumaki. Is he mad? Sharing a bed isn't enough though, Sasuke needs something more. SasuNaruSasu ItachixOC GaaraxNeji ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All Kinds Of Hot And Bothered reviews
AU Rated M for lemon s in later chapters. Contains yaoi! NaruSasusNaru SAsuke has everything hes always wanted, always needed, until Naruto comes to work on the compound. But he's complicated. Very complicated. How is his and Sasuke's history interwined?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Selfish Love reviews
oneshot. When material possessions mean so much, can you regard your love as anything but selfish?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete