Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
The name's elusory.
Or for the world outside of fanfiction: Taylor
I'm obsessed with vampires.
One in particular:
A Great and Terrible Beauty
Lord of the Rings
Blood and Chocolate
Ouran High School Host CLub
The Spill Canvas
Taking Back Sunday
Shiny Toy Guns
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Cold War Kids
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
-Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!!
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear
I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound as they go by.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
"I jumped to conclusions. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I don't have my jumping to conclusions map. Fuck off!
green chile enchiladas
If you want to ask questions about any of my stories, badger me about updating, recommend a FF/book/band, or just wanna talk, please PM. Not only do I not mind, I would probably end up loving you forever.