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Joined 08-20-07, id: 1357026, Profile Updated: 01-20-08
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.


The name's elusory.

Or for the world outside of fanfiction: Taylor

I'm obsessed with vampires.

One in particular:

Edward Cullen

Fav. Books

Twilight series



A Great and Terrible Beauty

Lord of the Rings

Blood and Chocolate



Ouran High School Host CLub

Vampire Knights


The Spill Canvas

Taking Back Sunday

Shiny Toy Guns

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus


The Beatles


Cold War Kids

Favorite Quote

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

-Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind

Funny Quotes

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!!

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear

I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound as they go by.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"I jumped to conclusions. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I don't have my jumping to conclusions map. Fuck off!



my music




my buddies

grape Nos




green chile enchiladas



conceited people


If you want to ask questions about any of my stories, badger me about updating, recommend a FF/book/band, or just wanna talk, please PM. Not only do I not mind, I would probably end up loving you forever.

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Blood Red Rose by Snowystar15 reviews
Year 1918, before twilight:What if Edward had a sister? What if she found herself falling in love with a vampire that is not so vegetarian? Step into the complicated romance of Eleanor and Alexander. What will happen when Edward meets her 100 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,855 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007
The New Cullen by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella becomes part of the Volturi when Edward leaves her. Now, 50 years later she is sent on an undercover mission to live with the Cullens, aka edward. This story is filled with drama, bratty vampires, royalty, balls and masks, and finally, true love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,807 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Just Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
Sequel to Not Another Bella and Daughter Story. It's now eleven years after the incident and Alice Swan is eager to become a vampire, will her overprotective 'parents' even let her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
My Best Friend, My Boyfriend, My Life by Tasty Burgers reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Life is as complicated as expected for two teenagers, especially for the lovestruck Bella Swan… until Edward becomes critically ill and is assumed dead. So where do the vampires come in? And... you said, 'assumed dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
When Pig's Fly by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is 24 years old. Never had her first kiss, let alone had sex with a man. She's very focus with her work and has very high goals. Bella, believes in men are all the same, they only care about having sex and after that they just leave
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007
The Way Idiots Really Run by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is the type of person who doesn't care much for anything. Edward Cullen is one of the populars aka the Black Bloods. Bella doesn't believe in “Prince Charming”, Edward Cullen is a selfish rich boy who now has the responsibility of keeping...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,836 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
By Moonlight by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella Swan is the princess, no matter how she wishes she were not. But now, as the traditional celebration in which royalty gathers from all over to take part in a series of balls occurs, will her world take a turn beyond her wildest dreams? 1800s AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Movie Star by glacine reviews
HUMOR! The twins find a rival prankster. Kyoya was the first victim of her pranks even though he was the one that could potentially blackmail her. Starts off with humor then romance. Pranking Contest chapters finished.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,568 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Returning to Forks by Jeshickah Knight reviews
Okay, so the Twins are back, let's see what trouble they can stir up in Forks! The sequel to the Twins of Night and Day
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
What Happened to Forever? by GoodyGoody23 reviews
We could never learn to be brave or patient, if there were only joy in the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
The Bachelor's by BloodyRose1918 reviews
They were the towns most eligible men until four she vampires moved in next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
The Twins of Night and Day by Jeshickah Knight reviews
COMPLETE The Cullens have some admirers, a set of twins from the Salem Wicth Trials. How bad can these girls be? ECLIPSE SPOILERS! Note: Bella is a vampire now, so deal with it! I finshed it at last, hope you liked the wild ride!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,052 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Borderline Love by MilkTea141 reviews
Years have passed. Ethan is the son of Edward and Bella. Kimiko is the daughter of Jacob and Ivy. Kimiko falls head over heels for Ethan even though she knows the borderline between vampires and werewolves are still as strong as ever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,150 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Cherryblossoms by xedwardxloverx reviews
This is a little experimenting I was doing with fanfics, and my friends read it and told me I should put it up on the site. Sorry if it doesn't meet up to your expectations, because sadly, I am not Stephenie Meyer, and did not create Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
This is my Destiny by Nollie Marie reviews
[Its FINISHED!] Bella has a horrible situation happen to her in Ch. 1 that leaves her with a baby. She moves to Forks where she Meets the Cullens and falls in love [of course]. Rate M for rape & lemon, Epilogue is up! Please R&R! [I suck at Summaries!]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
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Brawling Love and Loving Hate reviews
Amicitia:Latin for friendshipalliance. Amicitia Academy: home to vampires, werewolves, witches, and humans. Yet Amicitia isn't living up to its name. Just ask Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007
HeroHeroine reviews
Edward hears a song that reminds him of his love for Bella.I feel like a hero, and you are my heroine.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete