Author has written 1 story for Twilight.
First of all, if anyone has any questions about me or my stories or if you want to join the IReallyReallyHateJacobBlackAndWantToKillHimAllBecauseOfStupidAh-mazingEclipseClub a.k.a. the IRRHJBAWTKHABOSAEC, send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. For the lucky people who decide to join I'll email you an AH-MAZING official printable IRRHJBAWTKHABOSAEC badge!!!!!!!! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't ya love the name?????????
My favorite quotes:
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain
I'm still working on my story and my profile but here's some pictures of the glasses Alice and Bella bought! Copy and Paste them b/c the link wasn't working . . .
Imagine them in blue and brown with a topaz stone. But that's the general style. fyi if it tells you to go to the homepage just go and choose women's frames then go to totally eighties and it's the second Bulgari
Once again, if it doesn't work go to safety glasses and look at OG043 they aren't exactly what I had in mind but I'm still looking. Oh well.
Sayings to live by:
The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!!
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
After I read New Moon and Eclipse, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass!
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist The/rapist... scary thought
My Gay-dar is ponting at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it...
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! (white chocolate macadamia nut or chocolate chip?)
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. BUT I LOVE 'EM! They make me feel normal. (who's normal?)
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (hate to break it to ya boys, it's a fact of life)
I could tell you what happened in Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.
Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.
A friend will bail you out of Jail. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying “man that was awesome! Lets do it again!”
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
I Like My Men Cold, Dead, & Sparkling (but I mean really, who doesn't?)
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Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
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