Evil's Worst Nightmare
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Joined 08-20-07, id: 1357103, Profile Updated: 05-02-09
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Thieves and Ninjas (Deidara X OC), Ch. 3 - 55 percent done (It's getting there...)

The Deffinition of Freedom(Hidan X OC), Ch. 3 - negative 1 percent done (going to be a while)

(prioritzed) The Martyr's Reward(Itachi X OC), Ch. 6 um...somwhere between 45-50 percent. Life's been crazy...

Peaceful Chaos (ZukoXKatara/AangXToph/ More), Ch. 2 - about half of the way done.

MY GOD! The site has erased EVERY ONE OF MY DOCUMENTS! ALL OF THEM! i HVE NO IDEA WHEN ANYTHING WILL BE UPDATED!! -runs away and sobs into a corner-

Name: Saraki-sama (the all-powerful, super awesome, not-nice, hell-owning Master of Satan), but, my pen name is Evil's Worst Nightmare. And that's exactly what I am. -incredibly frightening evil look conjured up from the lowest storage pit in Hell- And, yes, I do indeed own Hell. And since I hate the cold, snowballs will never have a chance. Master of the Devil's guarentee. So, Ladies, feel free to use that one with any idiot you feel like.

Fav. Animes: -puts a hand to her temple- Aw, geez, there are so many, I don’t know where to start. If you message me, chances are that I’ll like many others that you can come up with too.

Fav. Characters: Hmm, I have a few. Too may to list.

Favorite Ships: (Yes, I ship...oh God, how I ship...)

NaruXHina; SasuXSaku (Karin can just go die some where, and Ladies, you all know you think it, too.) but I'm really losing this one; SaiXSaku; ItaSaku; DeiSaku; KakaSaku; ShikaXTema; NejiXTen; InoXChouji; ZukoXKatara( Yeah, I know we lost. Bite me, you fucked up Kataang losers.); SokkaXSuki; TophXAang; TeaXSeto; SerenityXSeto; anybodyXSeto...etc...

MASS FAV: DeiSaku; KakaSaku; ItaSaku; SaiSaku (I adore Sakura...She's one of my absolutly FAVORITE characters!)

And, when ever I pair someone else up. Tho’ these are my usuals. I can also write about someone else, and I do many, many, many OC pairings.

Facts Of Me: Well, I hate perverts, I’m an absolute force of nature, pissing me off is a hazard to your health(No, my friends do not get hazard pay. They actually like me. Why? ...Truthfully, I have no idea...), Martial arts rock my socks, Cowboys are drop-dead smexy, I’m an Avatard and a Narutard to the bone, I’m an anime junky till pain of death and beyond, I get revenge by killing my enemies in gory detail in my stories, I’m a dangerous author, I read more than I socialize, I’m a low-caliber genius, my sense of humor is sarcastic and evil, I’m pessimistic 23 out 24 hours a day, I’m a horrible procrastinator, and I don’t give a damn if you like me or not. That…about…sums it up.

Random Thoughts: America’s culture is on a one-way express trip to hell. Boys are stupid. Every male on the planet is a pervert on one way or another, end of discussion. Anorexia should be a crime. High fashion shows should be banned. Everyone should own a sword. Reality sucks huge (-bleeps out really crude saying.-) I think Barbie should burn in hell, which happens quite frequently.(The locals and I have made it a monthly event, this Barbie Bonfire, Down in Hell). I enjoy scaring people. I’m utterly insane. I geld public perverts. Who the hell cares if you’re gay, bi, or straight - As long as I can go on chasing boys uninterrupted, we’re good. Emo’s are cool. If you’re gonna dis someone, dis the slut at school who got prego - Emo’s are people too. Shallow whores can kiss my ass, and I plan on ruling the world one day. -Or destroying it. Either looks good right now.

--And, that’s all for now. =)

Pictures: I have a Devianart account. I suck, but it's fun.

Me

PC Zutara

PC Taang

Kaeda

Tsuya/Deidara

Tsuya, aged 16

Mioko, age 12-13-ish

Mioko, age 20

A WAAAAAY better Mioko

Itachi's Picture

Umahi Hanaka

The False Seer (WAAAAAY down the line in The Martyr's Reward)

--I'll update more later.

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Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Clarity by Alis Volat Propris reviews
She knew, with a startling sense of clarity. Oh yes, she knew exactly who Uchiha Itachi really was. The problem was that she couldn't seem to stop their illicit meetings anymore than she had started them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drive by hasu86 reviews
AU. I’ll hold you up and drive you all night. I’ll hold you up and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight. Sakura/Genma.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Sakura H., Genma S. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Daughter Of The Water by Cella N reviews
”It's been almost two years now. Still sure you can keep up?” SAKURA. On how the weak can get stronger, if they have ambition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Home by kc-archive reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Through Glass by Lady Hanaka reviews
The world always seems smoother and softer through glass.Distorted views become clear and clear thoughts become distorted. But sometimes, through the distortion, one can finally see what was hidden all along. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 231 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
No Further Than Before by Wyntermute reviews
The genjutsu genius of Konoha, Kurenai Yuuhi, writes a letter to someone who does not yet exist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never In A Letter by LadyKnight44 reviews
Dom recieves a letter from Kel. His thoughts as he reads it, and what he does after. KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
A Change of Heart by Slytherin Prince reviews
Sakura had a change of heart. Since Sasuke don't like her, she given him up and put all of her attention on practicing and making herself strong. It hurts to be weak. But she doesn't know that this change might catch some unexpected attention.. NejSakSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,445 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Eternal Dance by Milk Bone Addict reviews
Based on the comics by MadSniper from DevantArt. Totally awesome, check it out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Meeting by Hawiian Girl reviews
Dom, Neal and Raoul have a little chat with Cleon in Persopolis. Drabble. Implied KelDom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I, Kunoichi by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Deception. Seduction. Assassination. Espionage. It’s an intricate game, and the smallest misstep could mean death at best, civil war at worst. But don’t worry. They're kunoichi, and they're good at what they do. Tsunade.Sakura.Hinata.Tenten.Ino.Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,461 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Happiness by Wicked Child reviews
“Dude! You totally let her get away! Free sex, walking away. There she goes. She’s walking away.” When he got no response he added, “You idiot!” SasuSakuRomantic Comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchiha Restoration by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
As Sasuke faces the uncomfortable task of restoring his clan, Sakura faces the equally uncomfortable prospect of marriage without love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
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The Martyr's Reward reviews
He had two friends: Shisui, and a small little girl. No one ever realised just how much she really meant. Now, she's brought him back to the village he gave everything up for, and life has turned around. All that was left was his dramaqueen bro. ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Itachi U.
Peaceful Chaos reviews
Four years later, and the world was still out of balance. So were their relationships. Without realizing it, they had changed, and the gap had grown too great. A step in the wrong direction and Chaos would insue. But is that a bad thing? Zutara/Taang&more
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Who I Am Hates Who I've Been reviews
Random Song-fic. Sakura didn't realize she was being watched. Sauke knew they should not be together, that she should not see him, and he should NEVER tell her how he really felt. Trouble is...that has never stopped him before. Song by Reliant K. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thieves and Ninjas reviews
DeidaraXOC. She had a temper bigger than Kisame, which was impressive, considering she only reached his stomach. Meeting her was an unexpected surprise, but he welcomed the break from Shinobi monotony. After all, their jobs weren't all that different!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Deidara
The Definition of Freedom reviews
The Akatsuki need to lay low, and Kisame has the perfect place. Too bad he's got entanglements from the past there. Dendei and Kaeda are old friends with torn and tattered pasts. What happens when love blooms in the most unlikely of places? HidanXOC &More
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Hidan
His Happy Ending reviews
The war is over and the nations are at peace, but Katara faces a new dilema. How does she tell her beloved, but easy to piss off, husband that she's pregnant, especially after he's said he was to messed up to father children, let alone raise them..oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Always Here
Small one shot. He asked her to wait for him. He was going to do something unforgivable, but he needed her to be there. Just her. And so, wait she would, with her arms open, and her hands outstretched. Waiting for her love to one day return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete