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Joined 08-20-07, id: 1357242, Profile Updated: 12-05-17
Author has written 6 stories for Dark Souls, and Bloodborne.

General Announcements

A change in living situation made writing infeasible for a bit, but I will hopefully get back to regular updates going forward, though at a slower pace.

I didn't clean up this last update as much as I probably should have because I wanted to get it out and get back into the groove. I'd like to go back and revise a few of the earlier chapters in general; I'll see if it's worthwhile to do so during the planned hiatus.

Current task: Trying to get back to a regular schedule.

Chapter Status (December 5, 2017):

Story-wise, Ring of Condemnation updates roughly once a week when I'm not working on the other projects or doing research. The other stories update when I have a good idea.

Condemnation - Lost Izalith: Two chapters left before the planned hiatus. Since I've taken a few unplanned, non-working hiatuses so far, I'm going to keep some sort of tracker so everyone can see how far I've gotten in the note-taking and plot design I'm doing.

Take an Army - Sister Friede: I'm partially done with her fight, but I'm considering what to do in light of the backlash to my latest hypothesis. Look for me on Reddit if you don't mind spoilers.

Take Mai Waifu - I'm going to say this is discontinued until further notice. I need to get the other stories back on track. I'm not marking it as complete, though. If I ever do that, I'll post my drafts so you can see where the stories were intended to go.

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Ring of Condemnation reviews
All Deacon Lex had wanted in life was a loving wife and maybe a pet. He would happily serve the gods in peace. Imagine his surprise when he is chosen as Prophet and sent on a mission to ancient Lordran. With a knight of Astora at his side, will he save the world - or will he settle for being a witch's plaything? ("Mature" rewrite of Take the Ring.)
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Cleric, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora
Why can't I just take an army of summons and drown them in bodies? reviews
The Chosen Undead has saved the world, defeated great evils, and most importantly, lost his virginity, but when all timelines begin to converge, it'll take everyone to keep some jerkoff Lords of Cinder from flushing it all down the toilet.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,472 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Gwyndolin, Priscilla, Artorias the Abysswalker, Shira
Why can't I just take the cord without killing the larva? reviews
The nightmare whirls and churns unending...
Crossover - Dark Souls & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,790 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Cleric, Laurence, Amelia, Maria - Complete
Why can't I just take Shanalotte on adventures with me? reviews
Flung into the distant future, the victorious Chosen Undead searches for a way back in time in order to prevent this awful sequel from occurring in the first place. Follows "Take the Ring."
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,307 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Cleric - Complete
Why can't I just take MAI WAIFU on a date? reviews
Extra chapters for the Take the Series. No particular order, published infrequently. Will take topic suggestions in reviews.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Gwyndolin, Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Witch of Izalith
Why can't I just take the ring after I fight Artorias? reviews
Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,669 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Cleric, Witch Beatrice, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Siegmeyer of Catarina - Complete