Your account's mine, now.
Oh, I saw what you said on HtR:
1) I hope they bloody well sod off.
Is that your best? Awww. You wound me.
2) I tried PM-ing the imposter Savvyal guy/girl, and they haven't replied yet - if they keep their mouth shut I'm going to pass it off as some random SOB who mucked up my stories.
I got your PM, all right. Jeez. "Ooh la la, please, I want peace, I'm sorry if I insulted you by doing th April Fools' thing, wugga wugga wugga". You gave me more laughs. Insulted? What, you assume I'm a Sparrabether? Christ, I don't even follow Pirates.
3) Otherwise, there's not much else I can do...
Too right, honey.
Have a great life. I'm out of here.