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Heyy, B-emo-B!

Your account's mine, now.

Oh, I saw what you said on HtR:

1) I hope they bloody well sod off.

Is that your best? Awww. You wound me.

2) I tried PM-ing the imposter Savvyal guy/girl, and they haven't replied yet - if they keep their mouth shut I'm going to pass it off as some random SOB who mucked up my stories.

I got your PM, all right. Jeez. "Ooh la la, please, I want peace, I'm sorry if I insulted you by doing th April Fools' thing, wugga wugga wugga". You gave me more laughs. Insulted? What, you assume I'm a Sparrabether? Christ, I don't even follow Pirates.

3) Otherwise, there's not much else I can do...

Too right, honey.

Have a great life. I'm out of here.

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A Change In The Wind by RowenaMcKinnon reviews
The Governor of Port Royal has died, and now it's up to Weatherby Swann to take over. With him, he brings his daughter, Elizabeth. Little do they all know, their arrival has ensured a certain destiny for Elizabeth. AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Remixed! by Cruel Irony reviews
Your favorite scenes remixed! Mostly dribble, no slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007
Pirate Puppet Pals by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Parody of Harry Potter Puppet Pals. All of your favorite Pirates, in puppet form, performing in the Potter Puppet Pals adventures such as, 'bothering snape,' and 'the mysterious ticking noise.' Feel free to review. rated for safety.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Memoirs of James Norrington Part 1 by Tarlea reviews
When we left Norrington he had died at sea at the hands of Davy Jones. Now, aboard the Flying Dutchman, he requests of Captain Turner the means to write his memoirs. The events we know and many we don'tfrom Norrington's POV. Part 1: Through COTBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,974 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - James N. - Complete
Book 55: The Difference by DinosaurNothlit reviews
The Animorphs manage to escape the One, only to find themselves facing a new enemy. But the line between enemy and friend is sometimes a blurry one, and tolerance and understanding are not always appreciated. FINISHED! Please read and review!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,889 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
íf í wσkє up nєхt tσ чσu by invisiblemirage reviews
What if one day, you woke up married to the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? (Captain Jack x Reader.) Please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
The First Ten Years by willabeth0906 reviews
Takes place between the end of AWE and the scene after the credits. Alternating chapters following Elizabeth, Will and Jack. Please read and review! And for those of you who don't know me I answer all of my reviews. WE JA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 46,338 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by lateBloomer04 reviews
After Will leaves, Elizabeth is left with a wonderful surprise. But when Elizabeth realizes something is terribly wrong with her son, how far will she and Will go to cure him? PostAWE. WillElizabeth. JackAna. Jack and Elizabeth friendship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,964 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
We Almost Met 10 Times by teapirategirl reviews
Sparrabeth. Jack and Elizabeth have both drank from the fountain but they haven't seen each other since AWE and they think the other is dead. They come close to seeing each other ten times in the course of history before they actually meet.Full of JE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Destiny by Lobsters forever reviews
Sparrabeth. What if it was the other way around? What if Elizabeth was born a pirate and Jack an aristocratic? Would they still meet each other and fall in love? Read to find out! Please Review! NOTE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,400 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Curse of the Norrie Ghost by Scuff the Newsgoil reviews
Three friends chillin' and roleplaying on Gabbly one day, randomly came up with this. Written by: Scuff the Newsgoil, Nahr, and a muggle named Caity. W/E. ENJOY!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Of Giant Noodles by ImitationPirateShip reviews
Well, your favorite pirates are back, getting ready for nothing while Davy Jones confesses that he is....A FISHY HEAD! Jack passes out in the bathroom, sensing that Will said something ghetto, and many more weird unnatural things happen....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
Don't let me die by TroylovesGabi reviews
what would have happened between Will and Elizabeth if Barbossa had shot Elizabeth?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
The Liar's Dice Drinking Game by PirateAngel1286 reviews
One shot After Jack's suggestion, he, Will, Elizabeth, Gibbs, James and Bootstrap all enjoy a nice game of dice and rum. AUish
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Dead Man's Parody by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Three Drunks and a Ficus by Porphyrogene reviews
In a fit of randomosity, Norry decides to host a party that winds up containing more than three drunks.AUOC randomness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - James N.
The Kiss Of Death by SALJStella reviews
Sparrabeth with DMC:spoilers. After killing Jack, Elizabeth has a hard time living with Will... And her own guilt. But when Jack gets back, could she maybe live with him? Read and REVIEW, I TELL YOU!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Home For The Holidays by lateBloomer04 reviews
Join Will, Elizabeth, William, Sammi, Jack, Ana, Captain Teague, Faith, and little Teague as they spend their Christmas Eve together. Sammi has something special planned for her best friend William, and he is unsuspecting as usual. WE. JA.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Keeper of the Code and His Diary by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
Teague Sparrow's diary chronicling the birth and childhood of everyone's favorite pirate... God, I make it sound like it's so serious... um, MUSHROOM! HA! Try to take my story seriously NOW! i DARE you!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Changing the Future by captain-kat-sparrow reviews
Sequel to Changing History. When Leslie accidentally activates Rita's machine, the 3 main characters from POTC are plopped into the 21st century! An adventure involving deodorant, Chinese food, javelin, Father's Day, Froot Loops, weird Mr Penguin and more
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Theory about the Peanut by flagpole reviews
Ever wondered what was with Jack and the peanut? Here in this funny short song type thing you will know one of my theorys!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Keeper of My Heart by PirateAngel1286 reviews
PreCOTBP oneshot. Will said Elizabeth always had his heart.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Right to Fatherhood by lateBloomer04 reviews
After Elizabeth accepts Commodore Norrington's proposal, Will dreams of a mysterious boy. Can Will figure out the significance behind these reoccuring dreams before it is too late? Set during CotBP. WE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean Spoof by FoxyandIndiana reviews
Will Turner... GAY! Elizabeth Swann... STUPID! NORRINGTON... Sexy! Captain Barbossa... LIZZY BARBOOBIES! What kind of crazy world do we live in here! This is a parody of the first pirates movie, read and enjoy hopefully
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007
Ghost Stories by lydia the eleventh reviews
OneShot. James Norrington follows Elizabeth over the edge, and years later, their story is told. Norribeth, AU CotBP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Canopy of Green by Smenzer reviews
James and Elizabeth go on a picnic beyond Port Royal and run into trouble. Includes elements of a Regency Romance. Man vs Nature. This is the sequel to A Moment's Weakness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S.
What Might Have Been by edleweiss reviews
What if Norrington's last scene had been a nightmare?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S.
Katrina's charm by Candra Jade reviews
Movie based Ichabod is completely under Katrina's spell. But will he still love her if he finds out about her secret?Rating might change.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006
Eternity by Smenzer reviews
A vampire JamesElizabeth story with a twist ending, set during their wedding. Rated PG13 for some smooching. Norribeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Sunsets and Solace by Rickmanlover24601 reviews
PreCotP one shot. Norrington attends Mrs. Swann's wake and finds a grieving Elizabeth and tries to comfort her.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Jack's Worst Nightmare by buffyandspikefan reviews
What would Jack's worst nightmare be? Characters not mine, don't sue. Intended just to be a bit of faff to amuse a friend.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Jack Meets Johnny by jk-we're-just-bowling reviews
Jack meets Johnny...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
The Island by willabeth0906 reviews
Will and Elizabeth MUST deal with Jack and Elizabeth's kiss. One shot. Different from the rest of my stories. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Choose by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
James must choose. From Lizzie's POV in a certain scene in the third movie. MAJOR AWE spoilers. Completely Norrabeth. One shot. Redone
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
warning:Potc, pee on the chair funny by Pearly Baubles reviews
these are some funny little shorts that my friend and I came up with when we were hyper and extremly bored, beware randdom things happen in these
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Toxic by Lobsters forever reviews
Sparrabeth Poem. Elizabeth to Jack after she betrayed him by leaving him to the Kraken. I warn you, it is sad. Please read and review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
So the Rum is Gone by LoveRequited reviews
A JackElizabeth story of what happens after the battle in AWE. Elizabeth is wounded in battle and Jack has to nurse her back to health, and she's not happy about it. Will she forget Will and her pride and listen to her heart?Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Will's Twisted Adventure by phantomrose23 reviews
Tired of Elizabeth cheating on him, Will decides to sell his soul to the devil and become a vampyre...Join him in the battle against his own sanity, banana phone, hair curlers and more! Full summ inside. And yes Jack is apart of this epic adventure. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Jitters by Lauren the Oxymoron reviews
It's the big day, and Elizabeth has realized that she's made a gross oversight in her plans... A MODERN day Willabeth. Thought that would be clear, especially by the end. I guess not.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
By Your Leave by orpsgod reviews
Jack and James set out on one last adventure during the twilight of their lives. Not as boring as it sounds I promise. Please read and comment.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
How d'ye try to kill Jack, then? by Jane Bell reviews
One night, on deck of the Black Pearl, while escaping Davy Jones' Locker, the most nefarious of conversations develops on a topic of greatest interest: how each of the characters tried to kill Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Circumstances by Wicked R reviews
post AWE. James Norrington finally finds out what happened to Elizabeth. No, why would he be dead? Nonsense.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Touch Me and I'll Make You a Eunuch by ImitationPirateShip reviews
Me? I'm in love with Captain Jack Sparrow. So guess who turns up? NORRINGTON! And then I find the Lizard chomping on my Cheerios! What kind of chaos shall I unleash? Or shall I kill The Lizard with my hands? Stay tuned!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - James N.
Pirates of the Caribbean The Musical: An Expose by potc-the-musical reviews
If there was a POTC Musical, can you imagine what would take place during rehearsals? We can! From wardrobe malfunctions, funky songs and hopefully sidesplitting humor, an expose of what happens behind the curtains. Sparrabeth pairing & OOC for humor :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Breathe by articfoxarticfox reviews
CotBP. Norribeth. One shot. The early events of CotBP take a very different turn when Elizabeth falls from the parapet.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Changing History by captain-kat-sparrow reviews
Four girls are accidentally transported into Curse of the Black Pearl, where Rita steals everyone's lines, Leslie tries to be heroic, Aymee struggles without pizza and her mobile phone, and Melissa falls in love with... BARBOSSA'S MONKEY?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
We Learned The Sea by Acanthusss reviews
Jack Sparrow had escaped the night before his execution. The opportune moment at the gallows never came for Will, to confess his love for Elizabeth. The engagement between Ms. Swann and Commodore Norrington still stands...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,922 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Parody of the Caribbean: Dumb Man's Composition by Luna-GrrrBack023 reviews
Parody of Dead Man's Chest. Could be said it's a sequel to Curse of the Bungled Prose, even though I'm not done with that yet. Enjoy the antics Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Norrington, Beckett, and Davy Jones in this new interpretation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
How addicted are you to pirates of the Caribbean by Envy 192 reviews
This Is my second fiction Inspired by carribbean life by HogwartShinobi. PleaseR&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007
Transformation by HaloNoir reviews
AU AWE story. James Norrington chooses a different side, his own.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N.
The Day Will Turner Woke Up Gay by LinLin reviews
He preferred something a bit more fashionable. With a shiny buckle. ... Whatever it was about this particular day, it had Will Turner in a fine mood. So fine, in fact, that he felt the sudden urge to bathe and put on something... pretty.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
where babies come from by Lord Commodore Norry reviews
Nothing graphic. Norrington has a hard time telling 9 year old Elizabeth where babies come from. Doesn't include anything gross. Rated for safety. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/25/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Moment's Weakness by Smenzer reviews
James writes Elizabeth and love letter but is undecided if he should send it or not. What happens when it's picked up with the outgoing mail? ElizabethJames
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Marriage Interrupted by Smenzer reviews
Set at the beginnong of DMC. Elizabeth is thinking in the rain when someone unexpected appears. ElizabethJames oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
101 Ways To Go Insane From Being A In A Fanfiction by E. Linnet reviews
What do our characters do in they're spare time? They talk to each other, whine about authors and...well, just read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
The Immortal Cap'n Jack by Simply Kelp reviews
The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow such a lovely ring to it. Some things, however, are more important than immortality. Sparrington. AWE SPOILERS! Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Unravelled and Undone by articfoxarticfox reviews
Norribeth. PostCotBP, AU. If Will had not confessed his love at the attempted hanging of Jack Sparrow, how would Elizabeth's life have been different?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
No shot, Nor Powder by DutchmanCaptain reviews
based on the first meeting of Jack and James in CotBP. What if that wasn't their first meeting. If they had met earlier then what is the reunion like? Norrington's POV, Sparrington. Much beeter then it sounds
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
What a Masquerade by HaloNoir reviews
Elizabeth's 18th birthday party seems to be descending into sinful chaos. Desperate to extricate herself, she finds herself taking solace in a masked stranger...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Elizabeth's Advice by Cherusha reviews
Norrington pins Jack Sparrow to the floor of his cabin. Find out how! PG13 for SparrowNorrington UST. And because drunk!Norrington is funny. Written preAWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
James Norrington: Rogue Pirate Hunter by Cherusha reviews
A parody of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. With Sparringtonness and anachronisms, ahoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Ladybug21 reviews
Post AWE. When a certain former commodore arrives in the Locker, he accepts an offer from Calypso to be able to visit the woman he loves... as a part of her dreams. Please R&R, this is my first fic ever, and I'd love any feedback! NorringtonxElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,441 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
What Happens When You Eat Cookies, Drink Coffee, a by Jeezabel reviews
This is not a Pirate of the Caribbean fanfic, if you wanna call this a fanfic at all I just stuck it here because there was no spot for it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
A Whole Building? by JillSwinburne reviews
Don't you just take the past and put it in a room, in the basement, and lock the door and never go in?God yes,though in my case it's probably a whole building.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
POTC Online Part 2 by Jacksparrowsgirl58 reviews
Part 2 please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Completely Smashed by Ladybug21 reviews
Oneshot. Pre DMC: What would have happened if Jack had found our dear former Commodore Norrington on Tortuga and gotten him totally drunk? Not really slashy, but I suppose if you stood on your head you could see it that way if you really wanted to..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
When I grow up by iety reviews
When I grow up, I'm going to be a pirate. [little Becket and Norrington plan for the future. Slash ish]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
Random Drabbles by QueenOfSparrabeth reviews
Just some random drabbles written by my best friend. They're really funny, please read them! Don't forget to review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Never Again This one's for you Norrington by BirdieTitus16 reviews
Sitting in a debate gets boring but what do you think will happen to old Norry? hehe newbie be nice! PEACE OUT!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - James N., Weatherby S./Governor Swann - Complete
These Last Moments by bittersweetmelody47 reviews
My take on what would have happened between James and Elizabeth if Elizabeth accepted his offer of his quarters on the Flying Dutchman. Hidden feelings between both are revealed, leaving Elizabeth to deal with the aftermath. AWE spoilers! Pls R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Two Big Wigs Norry and Becky fic hehehe by BirdieTitus16 reviews
What happens when Becky and Norry get bored with paper work? NO SlASH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James N., Cutler B. - Complete
7 Deadly Sins by Akutoresu reviews
Oneshot Jack, Will, Elizabeth and others each have their own sin to deal with. Watch what happens when Jack has lust, Elizabeth has wrath after Jack had just called her ugly and more! extremely funny! Rated T for makeout scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Norrington by My True Love reviews
a poem I wrote about Norrington and what he's gone through...please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - James N. - Complete
Could be Normal by SunnyRea reviews
Tom and Peter spend an afternoon together. Tom thinks about them, could he really be normal and happy? *Slash, TomPeter, movie verse*
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
a far better fate by She's a Star reviews
Elizabeth and Norrington. Three ways the story could have gone. Spoilers for At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Revolutions of the Heart by lateBloomer04 reviews
COMPLETE! Hist AU postCotBP Elizabeth and Will were engaged but due to a cruel twist of fate, they were separated. 7 years later, amid the backdrop of the Revolutionary War, fate gives them another chance at love. But are they brave enough to take it?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,351 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Drabble: Kitten by lateBloomer04 reviews
Yet another Willabeth drabble! Will brings home a present for Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Drabble: Blender by lateBloomer04 reviews
AU, Willabeth Will and Elizabeth babysit Norrington's kids! Part of Melleh's Willabeth challenges.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007
Drabble: One Day by lateBloomer04 reviews
Willabeth Will becomes the Captain of the Flying Dutchman and returns to visit Elizabeth and their son after 10 years at sea. He has no choice but to leave her again and return to the sea. But are things really as they seem?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007
Pirate Preschool! by whyistherumgone reviews
Ever wonder what pirate preschool would be like? Well, here it is! follow your favorite PotC charactes through preschool! Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
The Grand High Depp Society by Leah Emilio-Depp reviews
I love Johnny Depp so much, i decided to make almost all his characters meet. The only reason i decided this wasn't going to be a crossover was because i was too lazy... and jack's the mainESt character
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Caged Swann by Vee017 reviews
Will left Elizabeth for the high seas and now she's being forced to choose a suitor to marry. A man that will see her as nothing but a trophy, but one seems different...and somehow familiar...Sparrabeth [AU PotC 1]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Parody of Sleepy Hollow by Dont.Open.That.Door reviews
A parody of Sleepy Hollow. Read and review!
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006
PotC2 Dead Man’s Chest: The Goofy Musical! by lateBloomer04 reviews
Complete with new epilogue, Welcome to Tortuga. Will's a pirate for real, Lord Beckett welcomes you to the EITC, Jack be 'SAILIN' DIRTY, Elizabeth is an 'Adventurous Girl'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Cinquanta by Elske reviews
Tom and Peter in fifty sentences. “I want to let you in,” Tom whispers against his skin, “but I’m afraid you won’t like me anymore.”
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa by Perosha reviews
Haven't seen any VSD for Barbossa, so here's one. Complete and utter crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hector B. - Complete
Anyone Fancy Some Educational Television? by Luthy Lovett reviews
What happens when Jack chains Beckett to a chair and forces him to watch educational television? Well, stuff happens. XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Cutler B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Dark Side of Ambition by thegoldentouch reviews
James Norrington knows it's poison but he'll pick it none the less. [OneShot, DMC.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The PotC Gang Watch the Trailer by lateBloomer04 reviews
Exactly what it sounds...inspired by the new trailer!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Cap'n Jack's letter to Cap'n Barbossa by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Basically, it's Jack writing to Barbossa. I don't own so don't sue. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
5 Things that Never Happened to James Norrington by Corri reviews
The path of a man's life can be traced through the choices that he makes, each decision revealing new roads and closing others off forever. These are five of James Norrington's paths not taken. Gen, het, and implied slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Interupted by Fabu reviews
Elizabeth interupts Jack and Norrington. Sparrington, implied WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2005
A High Point On A Sea Of Low by Juanita Dark reviews
And then the boat was gone. There was nothing there.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005
Not Whole For Love by LadyBush reviews
A young and troubled Tom Ripley finds himself in Italy. There he meets Peter Smith-Kingsley, a wealthy English musician. SLASH!
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
I'm Not A Bad Person by Jamie L. Vaughan reviews
COMPLETE This is my own alternate ending for TTMR(movie version). It's written in the first person, in Ripley's POV. Please R&R
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 by Smart1Hermione reviews
I love johnny depp. i love johnny depp. i love johnny depp...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2004
What Love Is by Karen Cecil reviews
TomPeter. Yet anothing ending I just don't agree with.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2004
The Betrayer by Rainy D reviews
Peter trusts Tom with his life. (drabble) (slash)
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2004
A Good Friendship by Peak-in-Darien reviews
SLASH. Humorous. Jack and Will are enjoying themselves.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2004
Destination by bleargh reviews
(TomPeter SLASH) There was a cold wind on the Mediterranean and they'd needed coats...
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2003
Eunuch Provocateur by Nevoreiel reviews
Will proves once and for all that he is no eunuch. Will/Jack slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2003
Darkness Ascending by notsotragic reviews
Yes, Peter dies. I'm sorry.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Complete
The Talented Mr Ripley continued by aims80 reviews
**COMPLETED** Tom is haunted by thoughts of Dickie and what he did. In an attempt to get rid of the unwanted thoughts he travels to Ireland, but will that make it any better? Please R&R.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Complete
Reflection by Marla Singer reviews
Tom's thoughts after the time Meredith spots him on the boat going to Greece
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 4/27/2001 - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Night Dragon1 reviews
This is the sequel to Never Let Go. Slash! Peter/Tom ::runs off crying::
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2001
Never Let Go by Night Dragon1 reviews
Tom/Peter fic! I'm still new around here so please give me your opinion on this fic, and please be gentle.
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2001
New Start by Marla Singer reviews
This occurs just after the Greenleaf business is finished, but before Tom & Peter go to Greece
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2000
A Real Somebody by SilverSolitaire reviews
The events on the ferry to Athens, but Tom does NOT do it. (beware spoilers for the end!)
Talented Mr Ripley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/5/2000