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Author has written 39 stories for Beetlejuice, and South Park.

Hello friends!

I tend to exclusively write for South Park. Specifically Cartman/Butters, if you're into that sort of thing.
You can also find me on tumblr and Ao3 under the same username.
I also have an archive for all my head canons and fics that didn't make it on here: ericstotch

I hope you enjoy

Thank you for your reviews:

I want each and everyone one of you to know that your reviews mean absolutely everything to me. Unfortunately I don't respond to many of them since I don't like this sites set up for it (but I do respond to reviews on my Ao3 account). But I do appreciate each comment very much, and please feel free to PM me! I respond to those as well if you feel inclined to have a conversation with me, I'm always free to have one :D And thank you for understanding.

Fic Information:

  • Family - As I wrote in the last author's note, what is up now is a first draft and will not be updated any further. I plan on revising what I have posted and repost under a new fic sometime in the future.
  • Games - I have not abandoned this fic, but it is on a hiatus as I am not thinking about it at all. Sorry.
  • Ménage à Trois - Technically not on a hiatus, it's just been taking a long time for me to update, but I am sporadically working on this.
  • The Accident - This fic is abandoned. I wrote the scenes I wanted to write and I can't bring myself to continue. Sorry.
  • Apology - I plan to one day rewrite this fic and post the revised version under a new fic, like Family.
  • Thank you so much if you're sticking around for these fics. I'm sorry if I've disappointed you in how long they've been taking me to work on. I do have other fics in the works that I hope to complete and update before the year is out, and hopefully you'll enjoy those as well!

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    All Sorts of Fun Stuff by notidkgba27 reviews
    "The issue is that Butters treats him so delicately which is absurd because he's Eric Cartman. He can handle himself and he can definitely handle Butters' c*-, if only Butters could deliver." Butters/Cartman
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    South Park OneShots by We're All To Blame reviews
    Various one-shots of various pairings! XD
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2009
    Swordswelter by hollycomb reviews
    Cartman decides to get plastic surgery to correct the one thing about his body that bothers him most. Butters doesn't approve, but he's along for the ride as usual.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    My Guardian Fatass by KennyxButtman reviews
    After a rough night for the Stotch boy, a very awesome and kewl hero, the Coon, steps in to help him see that there is hope, even when times are tough.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    I am a MAN by Druekee reviews
    A series of drabbles involving Cartman bottoming. Yes. He would definitely bottom. Butters/Cartman. Crossdressing, Sex, & everything else fun.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Pieces In A Pocket by wee-me reviews
    100 Kisses Challenge: Story using items from the 100 Kisses list. The oft referenced tour is finally explained and we find Marshal is not anyone's favorite welcome to a new place. Ch 18 is up!
    Crossover - Beetlejuice & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2006
    The Tutor by Ch33tle reviews
    Butters volunteers to be Cartman's tutor. Little does he know that Eric Cartman has other ideas in mind for their "study sessions".
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Play Time by Naked Sasquatch reviews
    A series of oneshots all about how little play dates evolved into gay dates. Butters/Cartman or Buttman.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
    After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
    Satin and Felt by siriusondrun reviews
    One-shot based on art by pixolith on tumblr. Kurtofsky hints if you tilt your head and squint a little.
    Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    OneShots by The-Fabulous-Person reviews
    Mo-toon verse. Just a bunch of one-shots, either related to my story or not, most likely all between Beej and Lydia. Rating changed thanks to Beej's potty mouth.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
    Relatable by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
    Santana flees the hallway after Brittany lets her down. She cries in the choir room, but is unluckily caught by the least likely of people: Karofsky. But... he has some secrets to share, and she finds that the can relate to one another.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Trust by GoldenRoya reviews
    Kurt is struggling with some new issues when he realizes that some things may be more important - like saving a life. *Now continued!* There's more to saving a life than just holding a bandage. It may come down to holding a hand.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,919 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    What Happend In The Closet by under.spectra reviews
    After Kurt brings Blaine to McKinley to confront his bully, Blaine returns the next day to start a confrontation of his own
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Blaine A., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Pandora's Box by ColouredRose reviews
    He opened it, and he couldn't go back. Spoilers from Never Been Kissed. PWP - rated for mature content. Kurt-Karofsky. Slight dub-con.
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
    Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
    Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    xSecond Chancex by xichxliebexdichx reviews
    Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,376 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
    The only one by kaaaaarl reviews
    Leopold 'Butters' Stotch was the only one Eric Theodore Cartman loved. Butters and Cartman - Angsty Fluff Drabble
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Smells Like Suicide by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
    Kurt slips into the hospital. He found a note, he heard the rumors, and now he has to go see the suicide attemptee for himself, one Dave Karofsky. .:. depressed!Dave, caring!Kurt, and light Karomel a.k.a. Kurtofsky ahead. T for swears. now a twoshot!
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Thank You for One More Night by KounetsuDeb reviews
    AU Kurtofsky. The zombie apocalypse is upon us, please just hold me together for one more night. Oneshot. Slash. For Glee Kink Meme.
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Dear Kurt by dorydafish reviews
    *WARNING: SUICIDE!* "He's dead…His dad found him. He hung himself in his bedroom, Kurt. He took his own life"
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Proof That Dave Karofsky Wants Out Of The Closet by GeniaTheParadox reviews
    The third instalment of my amusingly accurate, increasingly angsty and completely one-side Karoskfy/Kurt love story.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Displacement by Camunki reviews
    Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    The Signal by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
    Kurt and Finn discover one more thing you have to get used to when you suddenly have a step-brother the same age. Mostly Kurofsky with a dash of Finchel and Kurt/Finn friendship.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Fever by Leista reviews
    You know the now-cliché singing in the shower and discovery of musical talent thing? This is the Kurt/Karofsky version...
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Simple Question by countrybutterfly reviews
    It was a simple, innoncent question that always made him feel a little tense. Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel future fic.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Lie to Me by boldlikeblack reviews
    Follows 'Lies My Mother Told Me'. Kurt's happily ever after is perfect. -Contains a few 'eff bombs, smutty sitches and minor spoilers for 'The Substitute'-
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    You Don't Know Me by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
    He stops the jock in the empty hallway, blocking his path. He says they need to talk. He says he can help. But Kurt doesn't know Karofsky, not at all. .:. a quick drabble. Kurt/Dave. rated T for mild cursing.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Every Saturday Morning by Analeigh-Soverren reviews
    A Kurt & Dave story. Dave's struggles with his feeling for Kurt, mentally and physically. English is not my first language so I apologize for any possible mistakes.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
    Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Lies We Tell Ourselves by boldlikeblack reviews
    The evolution of Dave Karofsky from Shomance to Never Been Kissed.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Of Snow and Coffee and Hermes Scarves by Jane Krahe reviews
    Full summary/prompt inside. It's a little strange and rambling guys. It kinda got away with me. Hope you like it anyway. : Contains spoilers for 2x06
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    The Closet Door Is Opening by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
    I hate how I do this to myself. .:. one-sided Dave/Kurt. musings in Dave's head. set after events of NBK. rated T for swearing and brief mentions of sexual action.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Don't Get Comfortable by SnarkItOut reviews
    In his dreams, everything is so vivid, everything he's dreamed of. Karofsky's P.O.V.
    Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Don't Read Too Much Into It by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
    Sometimes, guilt can make you do just as crazy of things as love can. But love is always a factor as well, at least on one end. .:. post-NBK. Dave/Kurt/Blaine. oneshot. rated T for swearing.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Melting the Ice by 1farmergirl reviews
    Kurt had wanted to put that whole kiss with Karofsky behind him, but life doesn't always give you what you want just what you need
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself by poetikat reviews
    Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Utopia by RococonoKokoro reviews
    David Karofsky dreams of a world where he doesn't have to hide the fact that he's gay, doesn't have to suppress his feelings. Most of all, he dreams of a world in which Kurt Hummel doesn't despise him.
    Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Erase by XxRandomHeartxX reviews
    He hurts Hummel the way that Hummel hurts him. Because he's sick of these dreams, these fantasies, every time he closes his eyes. And every time he sees Hummel it's like another reminder of everything that he's trying to forget. Oneshot.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Popping the Question by NightingaleLost reviews
    Sometimes the answer you expect isn't the answer you receive. Especially when Eric Cartman is involved. Rated 'M' for sexual themes.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Amnesty by rubyliss reviews
    Kurt reacts to Karofsky's kiss. One shot. Thank you so much for the reviews-they made my day!
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    A Perfect Denial by SecretLifeOfAChemNerd reviews
    Dave Karofsky was NOT gay. Even suggesting something so ridiculous would get you a broken face courtesy of 'The Fury', and as a result, he spent most of his time wanting to punch himself in the face for the dreams that kept him up at night.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Perfect by Tweek Tweekers reviews
    Eric tells Butters he is perfect in the eyes of Hitler. I couldn't think of a better summary D: But read anyways :D Cutters, more humor than romance
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Thinking it Over by hillabilla reviews
    Karofsky reflects on the kiss he shared with Kurt. references to slash.
    Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
    Another Vantage Point by RococonoKokoro reviews
    What happened in the locker room, from Dave Karofsky's view. Spoilers for 'Never Been Kissed'. One-shot. Updated and edited.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
    Vivid by Kkas reviews
    I know imagination is a dangerous thing. It's all knowing, all seeing, and controls us. What can you do? Slight very slight Butters x Cartman oneshot.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    I Will Never Admit It by michiru-fiujimori88 reviews
    Cartman still can't admitthat he is in love with Butters, even after Butters kisses him during "their Date" a very short one-shot, Cartter Cartman/butters
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Beeper King by Twelvepercent reviews
    Arnold asks to privately speak with Bob Pataki, Helga's father. From Bob's point of view.
    Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    Save Me by Lovingly Insane reviews
    Cartman/Butters.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Sound of Sunshine by Lovingly Insane reviews
    For Kaite, my kusband. BUTTMAN/CUTTERS :3 sound of sunshine-michael franti/spearhead south park- matt & trey THE BIG 15- #1
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Purple Pen by Rachel Cabbit reviews
    Even Arnold will not be oblivious forever. Eventually things will click and he will see Helga the way she always hoped he would see her. Who knows? All it might take is a purple pen... .oneshot, quad-drabble.
    Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    Confused Feelings by MsCashew reviews
    After bringing Doomie and Pinky together, Beetlejuice becomes confused, it felt like... Lydia was talking about themselves the whole time! Will Beetlejuice realize something that he didn't before? Is Lydia talking about her and Beej? Read on to find out.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D.
    Distill your Innocence by cold-crescent-moon reviews
    Keep it in a jar and put it away somewhere safe.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
    If You Really Loved Me by deadtodd reviews
    Those commitment issues led them on quite an adventure over the years but he'd finally gotten her to say I love you again.
    Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    Afraid by deadtodd reviews
    Helga was afraid of a lot of things, but her greatest fear was him. -For Fluff Fanatics-
    Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
    I Love You by KennyxButtman reviews
    Based on Casa Bonita. Butters can't stop replaying what Cartman said in his head so he gets some helpful advice that might or might not work out in his favor.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    The Point Sometimes by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
    She hadn't realized the silly thing had been THAT important to her. Lydia, Beetlejuice…and Delia.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Beetlejuice, Delia D., Lydia D. - Complete
    Miracles by Rachel Cabbit reviews
    After years of waiting, their miracle has finally arrived, and Arnold couldn't be prouder. 15minficlet oneshot Fluffy future fic.
    Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    Property by comet80 reviews
    Butters wants to be rebellious, so his boyfriend leads him into getting a tattoo. Oneshot. slash. CartmanxButters
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
    The Morning After by Rachel Cabbit reviews
    Inspired by 15minficlet. Seventeen-year-old Helga Pataki has a problem. She has awoken with a hangover and in a room that is not her own, but is not entirely unfamiliar to her... however she isn't exactly alone... oneshot
    Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    Five Hundred Words by Rachel Cabbit reviews
    This is a collection of drabbles inspired by the 64damn prompts community of LiveJournal. It contains standalone drabbles of Helga and Arnold romance, drama, fluffiness and angst. Rating for slight sexual reference.
    Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    When Mommy's Away by MaybeTommorrow reviews
    Wrath is lonely and Envy is the only one home, what's a poor kid to do? first chap is all fluff second not so much...*grin* EnvyxWrath
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
    Pretend by lost soul's keeper reviews
    Beetlejuice is well known for his pranks and puns and being the ghost with the most. But as lydia grows older he realizes he's somthing else. A great pretender. Can be taken as either a friendship or romance point of view.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
    Tell Him by Call and Answer reviews
    Lydia has a startling epiphany and shes not sure how to put in words. BJ/L
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
    Ghosts by saichanlovestoad reviews
    I will never know what the worse thing I've ever done is, because I don't remember doing it. I was sixteen, lost in a world that wasn't mine, and I did something terrible. . . Butters POV.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Betelgeuse A Poem by LetheSara reviews
    Once is too many. I can't fathom twice. Don't say it a third time. Betelgeuse...
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
    Allure by saichanlovestoad reviews
    A monologue from Butters POV about belonging.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Butters S. - Complete
    Forbidden by mr. eff reviews
    Lydia's thoughts about Beetlejuice. Story is better than the summary. I promise.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
    Sleepover by MisoKat reviews
    Ever since they were young, they've spent countless weekends together, sleeping over each other's houses. But when Eddy thinks they're too boring, what will they do instead? Eddy x Edd. One shot smut. Enjoy
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
    Say My Name by RaversAnthem reviews
    Movie/Cartoonverse. Someone calls his name and he gets summoned to Earth. That was how this deal, this curse, worked. Not this. She called his name and she ended up here? “Say my name.” He demanded.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
    Screw the Consequences by RaversAnthem reviews
    Mostly movieverse. What's a poltergeist to do when his name is called and arrives only to find the one calling him doing something he never thought they'd do? BJxLyds.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
    Day of the Dead by RaversAnthem reviews
    It's traditional to ward off the spirits of the dead with masks and offerings of sweets, but this poltergeist could care less about that. The only thing that would appease him on All Hallows Eve is the notorious little smirk of one lone, human girl. BxL
    Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
    Windex Is Awesome by NightingaleLost reviews
    Heh, revenge and Windex make a great combination. XD
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Knock, Knock by ladykaylee reviews
    It was always the same. Always the same f***ing thing. She & Stan would have a fight, another f***ing stupid fight over Kyle or whatever else ticked her off, & by half-past midnight there would be a knock on his door. Lemon Candy, w/ hints of Bunny&Style
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
    Heat of the Night by NintendoGal55 reviews
    Married for a year now, Arnold and Helga get lost in each other within the heat of the night...
    Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
    I Really Need to Learn my Lesson by JulietLove reviews
    My first story, a ButtersXCartman fanfic. Basically, Butters is struggling with strong internal battles and is extremly confused, but Cartman knows just how to help him out. Contains rape and violence. :D
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Busted: Forever by ladykaylee reviews
    OneShot: Eric Cartman reflects on the day he first started falling for Butters Stotch. Cartman/Butters one-sided, with mentions of Kenny/Butters.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Make Much of Time by wee-me reviews
    Use your time wisely Babe, it's almost up.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Beetlejuice - Complete
    Tell me about the TRUE you by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
    What would YOU say about the real-you? Who are you REALLY? That's what the boys are going to find out when they're given a rutine assignment that will get some non-rutine answers. Life in a small town is not always as it appears...
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008
    Last Seat on the Bus by RedMacaque reviews
    Butters and Cartman get kicked off a bus. Slash.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Promise Me by Angelic Guardian reviews
    When Butters learns about Cartman's deepest, darkest secret, he promises to never reveal it to anyone else, provided that Cartman is willing to do just one small thing for him first. Oneshot.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    At First by Theseus reviews
    Random DIP. How did things get started with Pip and Damien? Mostly smut o O
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
    Unloved and Forgotten by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
    And there I hung, my life slipping away from me, in the center of my very own personal hell. RATED TEEN FOR LANGUAGE AND SUICIDAL THEMES
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Eric Cartman
    I Can't Believe It's Not Butters! by Ben Barrett reviews
    Butters stands up to Cartman, which causes the fat kid to fall for him. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny finally accept Butters as one of their own. BxC. Mild slash. Intentionally OOC due to characters gradually changing.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    You Can't Escape by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
    Hiding behind my mask. No one knows me at all. ONE-SHOT
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
    Till It's Gone by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
    No one ever really got to know the real Eric Cartman. And now it's too late. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
    Rainy Day by Da-awesum-squeeful-girl reviews
    Just a cute lil' CartmanXButters slash fic which takes place during a rainy day!
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Sleeping Grisly by oddsends reviews
    Let a sleeping dog lie...unless he's your soulmate, of course.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
    Afraid by Don'tKillKenny reviews
    Ever since Butters can remember, he has loved Eric Cartman. Here is the story of what happened and Butters current loss. Drabble and one shot. First attempt at SP or Cutters, so please be nice and review! Sorry for the crappy title too. Writer's block :S
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Dream Vacation by wee-me reviews
    The beach, a girl, and a lecherous poltergeist. A happy little one-shot.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
    How we came together by MyFallOutRomance reviews
    Butters and Cartman remember how they got together. Slash.
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Bad Boys by MT Yami reviews
    SEQUEL TO "BULLY" but can stand alone. Drama unfolds in South Park as Kenny's constant sleeping around sets relationships around him on fire. Meanwhile, Butters and Cartman cope with college life. CartmanxButters, whore!Kenny, and kindergartner SLASH.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kenny M.
    Bully by MT Yami reviews
    Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Tonsil Trouble: Read Between the Lines by iceprincessinfinity reviews
    What really happens during the episode Tonsil Trouble. Cartman/Butters. Oneshot.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Who's Day? by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
    For all ButtersXCartman fans, you've obviously seen "Cartman Sucks". So, the question arises: What if Butter's dad hadn't walked in when he did? I found it somewhat funny, also explicit non-intercourse boy-with-boy things. Fair warning
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Strip Bars and Baby Blue Sweatshirts by God Complex reviews
    Butters gives his opinion on strip bars, and contemplates if he'll turn out like someone he's the exact opposite of. FLUFF. Drabble. slash. R&R? Cartman/Butters
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Identity by Teskosuicide reviews
    And for the first time in his life, he felt beautiful
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
    When The Dog Bites by Paperleaf reviews
    [CartmanxButters] Poor Butters gets bitten by a dog, and Cartman practices his rarely used sympathy. Fluffy oneshot.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Marriage On The Outs by wee-me reviews
    In the darkness Beetlejuice contemplates his sleeping wife.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2007
    Dear Diary by Llewlyn reviews
    From the 100 Kisses Challenge: The Diary. Reposted intact.
    Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
    Anytime She Goes Away by Llewlyn reviews
    AU. Complete! Beetlejuice isn't the sharing type, and when his house is invaded, he's ready to do anything to regain his privacy. Lydia proves hard to impress, so he drags her into a game of words, winner take all. And then come the pennies...
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
    Just A Kid by Llewlyn reviews
    Moviebased. Complete. What if Lydia managed to set BJ free in the attic before Barbara could stop her? WitchyWanda Challenge: Four years, four visitations. Why couldn't she have regular bullies in her life? Why did it have to be him?
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
    Djinn Out of the Bottle by Llewlyn reviews
    Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
    GoodBye by Shuggie reviews
    Eric Cartman has had enough. He says his final goodbyes to those close to him. Rating for a bit of language, just to be safe.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
    The Meaning Of Life, Love, And Socks by GhostHelwig reviews
    Double D wants answers, Eddy can't give them, and Ed is a kleptomaniac... Rated T for slash and slash alone.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
    Exile's Letter by Sofa King Danny reviews
    A young boy longingly admires the strength of an enemy he wishes was a friend. oneshot, some implied slash.
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    I Call It Love by GhostHelwig reviews
    Edd & Eddy have decided to be open with everyone, no matter the cost... Slash. Rated M for sexual situations, violence, homophobia, and the aforementioned slash...
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
    Need, Want, Love, Take by GhostHelwig reviews
    Eddy must come to grips with what he wants... Slash.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
    Protecting One's Own by GhostHelwig reviews
    Someone in the culdesac crosses the line... Rated R for adult situations, suggested violence, suggested NC, foul language. Slight slash. Not for the faint of heart.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Edd, Kevin
    Too Far by GhostHelwig reviews
    Rated R for sexual situations, violence, possibly objectionable language, and NC 'sex'. Slash Edd & Eddy.
    Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
    Beetlejuice Afterlife: A New Beginning by Spencers13 reviews
    This story is a new series continuing after the original cartoon series ended. New characters are introduced, and new relationships form between old characters! Lots of action and fun!
    Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,853 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
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    Gibberish reviews
    Butters dies trying to save Kenny and Cartman is pissed off.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
    First Sight reviews
    Butters is so obsessed with fulfilling the 'love at first sight' myth that he's blind to the person sitting in front of him.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Full reviews
    Butters' thoughts on fatness have changed over the years.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Physical Education reviews
    There are worst classes in this world than PE class.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Clyde Frog reviews
    Clyde Frog is magical for Cartman and Butters.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Warm and Compassionate reviews
    Cartman starts dating Butters and his personality takes a complete 180. His friends don't trust this and investigate what's going on.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Makeup reviews
    Cartman teaches Marjorine a thing or two about proper make up application.
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Intimidated reviews
    Kyle gets stuck in Cartman's closet and sees things he shouldn't.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Crush reviews
    Butters has a crush on Kenny, not on Cartman.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Distraction reviews
    Cartman and Kyle find the courage to confess their undying love for their best friends, Butters and Stan, but it doesn't end well and they find comfort in each other instead.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
    Who Was That? reviews
    Jack Tenorman has a lot of mixed feelings about his son, Eric. [Sort of sequel/prequel to No One]
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Complete
    Family (First Draft) reviews
    No matter how much you plan, life has a way of surprising you.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Nightmare reviews
    Cartman is plagued with the same recurring nightmare all his life.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Late Bloomer reviews
    Butters brings out emotions in Cartman he didn't know he could feel.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Penance reviews
    Cartman's past is keeping him from accepting an important part of himself.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Ready? reviews
    Cartman and Butters learn a valuable lesson in not comparing their relationship with that of their peers.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Ménage à trois reviews
    Something is missing from Cartman and Butters' sex life and they're trying to find the classmate that'll help them fill it.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Meteor Shower reviews
    Another Meteor Shower hits South Park, but this time Cartman and Butters get to experience it together.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    The Same reviews
    It's nighttime and Cartman and Butters wonder what the other one is up to.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Games reviews
    Butters has had enough with flirting and decides to make the first move to ensure a relationship with the one person he's in love with, Eric Cartman. (PwP with some cutsie stuff thrown in. I think it's in character, but some may disagree.)
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Phone Call reviews
    Liane gets some startling news about her son.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - L. Cartman - Complete
    Nerves reviews
    Butters has some nerves about he and Eric going off to different colleges and his body decides to react in a strange way.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    I Can't reviews
    Girls ask Butters and Cartman out, but they already have plans. (T for language and this is basically fluff)
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Bebe S., Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    The Auditorium reviews
    The whole 'locking two people in a place over night so they fall in love' thing really does work on anybody. (T for language)
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Sleep Over reviews
    Cartman has become so use to doing all sorts of odds things to Butters while he's asleep, he doesn't hesitate during their latest sleep over to continue the fun.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    The Accident reviews
    Nothing like a life-threatening accident to make Cartman realize what's important to him.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Reap What You Sow reviews
    Butters is finally reaping his reward for always being kind to Cartman.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    No One reviews
    Scott Tenorman's mom pays a woman a visit to tie some loose ends and he plays with her small son in the mean time.
    South Park - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Scott Tenorman - Complete
    The Mechanic reviews
    Cartman is destined to become a mechanic, as foretold at the end of My Future Self 'n' Me. Though it's not too bad of a future after all.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
    Mistletoe reviews
    Sometimes friends have to push other friends to do stuff for their own good. Like plan an encounter under the mistletoe just right. (T for 2 instances of swearing)
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    BiCurious reviews
    Butters realizes something he should have realized a long time ago...
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
    Not What It Seems reviews
    Cartman and Butters wake up after a crazy night and don't remember what happened at all.
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    He's Not Happy reviews
    Cartman isn't happy with his life and the only one he wants to be around is Butters.
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Apology reviews
    Cartman and Butters are now together, and Cartman apologizes for every prank he ever pulled on the blond when they were younger...
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
    Checkmate reviews
    Cartman's night babysitting Ike goes awry. One-sided.
    South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Eric Cartman, Ike B. - Complete
    Don't Leave Me reviews
    Who needs who in this relationship?
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Whore reviews
    Butters and Cartman spend a night in. One-shot, PWP. All smutty smut smut...
    South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
    Baby Son reviews
    Eric is leaving for college soon and Liane looks back on when he was born and whether she raised him well or not - post201 version
    South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
    LoveBug reviews
    What happens when Beej and Lydia want to take their relationship to the next level?
    Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete