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Author has written 11 stories for Misc. Books, Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Hello! My name is Rhiannon (it's pronounced re-ann-on). I'm 13 years old and live in the lovely U.S. of A. If any fellow fanfiction members would like to reach me, my e-mail address is rhiannon.bair@ . Please note: any and all flames for my stories will be used to help Van Helsing cook gargoyles and warlocks, lol! Also, I have gotten a Quizilla account! You can find me at:
Updated As Of December 10
Hello again everyone! It's almost Chrismas, hurray!! I have a new poll up, so please check it out!
Permanent Stuff...Sort of...
"I reject your reality and substitute it for my own."-Adam, Mythbusters
"I love seeing Adam in pain."-Jamie, Mythbusters
"I vill now destroy the Schnickcas bahs!" - The Gasman, Maximum Ride, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"Halt is my master, sir, and he's in danger. My place is with him."-Will, Ranger's Apprentice Book 1: The Ruins of Gorlan.
"Isn't anyone surprised when I show up in the middle of the night?"-Gilan, Ranger's Apprentice Book 2: The Burning Bridge.
"...but lately he's been touchy, bad tempered, sarcatic! It's like having a bear with a sore head around. In fact, I think I'd prefer a bear with a sore head. It'd be less disruptive."-Baron Arald, Ranger's Apprenice Book 2: The Burning Bridge.
"Arratay? Yes, actually, it's Arretez. It's Gallacian for 'Halt'. My pronunciation was never good."-Halt, Ranger's Appprentice Book 2: The Burning Bridge.
"Actually, I'm just a friar, so I can curse all I want...dammit!" -Carl, Van Helsing
"Why does it smell like wet dog in here?"-Carl, Van Helsing
"My Lady, you're 70. You were married for...decades, have nine children, all grown, and...more grandchildren than any man can count."-Carl, Van Helsing: The London Assignment
"Van Helsing, I'm sorry I ever called you a reckless, arrogant popinjay."
"You never called me a reckless, arrogant popinjay."
"Well, not to your face..." -Carl and Van Helsing, Van Helsing: The London Assignment
"I was beginning to wonder if you even got my message...
"I retransmitted it just as you had requested, Master...then we decided to come and rescue you.
"Good job."-Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
"I don't know where you get your delusions, laserbrain."-Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"-Legolas, Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers
"Why is everybody blaming me? And where's all the sympathy for my thinness?"-Cadvan, The Naming
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's buisness.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr.Moony, and would like to add that Professer Snape is an ugly git.
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Porfessor.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."-The Marauders, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Books: Maximum Ride by James Patterson, The Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan (it is AWESOME! read it!), and The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
Movies: Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, The Phantom of the Opera, and Star Wars
Fave Singers/bands: the Jonas Brothers, All the people who play the songs on the Van Helsing soundtrack, and Josh Groban (he rules!!)
"Erabez Elves"- a Lord of the Rings fic.
"Van Helsing OUR Way!"-I am very sad that it is over, but I am finished. Extended thanks to my wonderful reviewers!
My Book Reccomendations:
Maximum Ride (The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, and Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports)
Ranger's Apprentice (The Ruins of Gorlan, The Burning Bridge, The Icebound Land, only 3 are currently out in the U.S.)
When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (Max Ride prequels by James Patterson)
the Lauren Myracle trilogy (TTYL, TTFN, and L8R G8R)
Lily B. On the Brink of Cool by Elizabeth Cody Kimmel
Harry Potter is a given for me.
Melannen: Melannen is immortal, given eternal life by the Elves for her beauty and her will to do all that is good. She is skilled with the sword as well as the bow and arrow, and has a certain level of skill with spellwork. She is always kind and gentle, but when she is angry no enemy escapes her fury. Appearences: "Erabez Elves", "The Apprenice of Meric Fief", and "Dreams of Archangels".
Shades: Shade isn't actually mine, but belongs to my BFF Erin. She is a wolf-maiden, but can change her appearence at will (see fics for more detail). She is skilled in both sword and witchcraft, as well as archery. Her likes are: glow sticks, Van Helsing, his hat, etc. I am also sure if I've left anything out, Erin will hasten to let me know. Apearences: "Erabez Elves", "The Apprentice of Meric Fief", "Van Helsing OUR Way!", and "Dreams of Archangels".
Elizabeth: Made in honor of my other BFF, Liz. Her preferred weapon is a dagger, and she has black hair and blue eyes, as well as black wings. Appearences: "The Apprentice of Meric Fief" and "Erabez Elves". She appears the least of all my OC's.
A final note: A certain Max Ride-obsessed friend of mine has performed an experiment on herself to attempt to grow wings. AND IT'S WORKING. So send a big congrats to Liz for discovering how to become a bird kid!
Copy-Paste Stuff- Updated often!
98 percent of the Internet world has a Myspace account. If you are part of the two percent who don't (like me!) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Gabriel Van Helsing is not only the Left Hand of God, but is also your guardian angel, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Carl the friar needs to stop lying to himself, learn how to shoot a gun, and become a field man, copy and paste this to your profile.
Three out of five kids don't know how to use a comma correctly. If you're one of the 2 out of 5 that do, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate it when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.
I think that the Phantom of the Opera doesn't deserve to have people hate him. I think his voice is like an angel's. If you would be the one to love the Phantom forever, copy and paste this to your profile.
No one appreciates my singing. When I sing, people either tell me that I'm drawing unneccesary attention to myself or that I'm being annoying. If you would like to know someone who doesn't care how much you sing, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209.
If you think that Gabriel Van Helsing is the hottest guy to ever walk the face of the earth, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have read the Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan and loved it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209.
If you have read The Naming and think that there is a very good possibility that Cadvan and Maerad are related, copy and paste this to your profile. (Come on people! The black hair, the pale skin, the dark blue eyes, the stubborn-as-a-mule personality? They've got to be cousins at the least!)
If you think that there's no chance in hell that Van Helsing and Dracula were ever lovers in the past, and agree that Dracula probably hates him now, copy and paste this to your profile. (In response to people who like these slash fics: HAVE YOU NO SHAME???!!!!)
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"LIVE at the Yule Ball"-aside from all the screaming fangirls, it's the funniest yet!
I will modify this with added updates as time passes, so stay tuned, lol. ; )