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Author has written 11 stories for Misc. Books, Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hello! My name is Rhiannon (it's pronounced re-ann-on). I'm 13 years old and live in the lovely U.S. of A. If any fellow fanfiction members would like to reach me, my e-mail address is rhiannon.bair@ . Please note: any and all flames for my stories will be used to help Van Helsing cook gargoyles and warlocks, lol! Also, I have gotten a Quizilla account! You can find me at:


Updated As Of December 10

Hello again everyone! It's almost Chrismas, hurray!! I have a new poll up, so please check it out!

Permanent Stuff...Sort of...

Quotes Corner:

"I reject your reality and substitute it for my own."-Adam, Mythbusters

"I love seeing Adam in pain."-Jamie, Mythbusters

"I vill now destroy the Schnickcas bahs!" - The Gasman, Maximum Ride, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"Halt is my master, sir, and he's in danger. My place is with him."-Will, Ranger's Apprentice Book 1: The Ruins of Gorlan.

"Isn't anyone surprised when I show up in the middle of the night?"-Gilan, Ranger's Apprentice Book 2: The Burning Bridge.

"...but lately he's been touchy, bad tempered, sarcatic! It's like having a bear with a sore head around. In fact, I think I'd prefer a bear with a sore head. It'd be less disruptive."-Baron Arald, Ranger's Apprenice Book 2: The Burning Bridge.

"Arratay? Yes, actually, it's Arretez. It's Gallacian for 'Halt'. My pronunciation was never good."-Halt, Ranger's Appprentice Book 2: The Burning Bridge.

"Actually, I'm just a friar, so I can curse all I want...dammit!" -Carl, Van Helsing

"Why does it smell like wet dog in here?"-Carl, Van Helsing

"My Lady, you're 70. You were married for...decades, have nine children, all grown, and...more grandchildren than any man can count."-Carl, Van Helsing: The London Assignment

"Van Helsing, I'm sorry I ever called you a reckless, arrogant popinjay."

"You never called me a reckless, arrogant popinjay."

"Well, not to your face..." -Carl and Van Helsing, Van Helsing: The London Assignment

"I was beginning to wonder if you even got my message...

"I retransmitted it just as you had requested, Master...then we decided to come and rescue you.

"Good job."-Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

"I don't know where you get your delusions, laserbrain."-Princess Leia, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"-Legolas, Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers

"Why is everybody blaming me? And where's all the sympathy for my thinness?"-Cadvan, The Naming

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's buisness.

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr.Moony, and would like to add that Professer Snape is an ugly git.

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Porfessor.

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."-The Marauders, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Current Obssesions:

Books: Maximum Ride by James Patterson, The Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan (it is AWESOME! read it!), and The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Movies: Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, The Phantom of the Opera, and Star Wars

Fave Singers/bands: the Jonas Brothers, All the people who play the songs on the Van Helsing soundtrack, and Josh Groban (he rules!!)

Finished fics:

"Erabez Elves"- a Lord of the Rings fic.

"Van Helsing OUR Way!"-I am very sad that it is over, but I am finished. Extended thanks to my wonderful reviewers!

My Book Reccomendations:

Maximum Ride (The Angel Experiment, School's Out Forever, and Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports)

Ranger's Apprentice (The Ruins of Gorlan, The Burning Bridge, The Icebound Land, only 3 are currently out in the U.S.)

When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (Max Ride prequels by James Patterson)

the Lauren Myracle trilogy (TTYL, TTFN, and L8R G8R)

Lily B. On the Brink of Cool by Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

Harry Potter is a given for me.

Original Characters:

Melannen: Melannen is immortal, given eternal life by the Elves for her beauty and her will to do all that is good. She is skilled with the sword as well as the bow and arrow, and has a certain level of skill with spellwork. She is always kind and gentle, but when she is angry no enemy escapes her fury. Appearences: "Erabez Elves", "The Apprenice of Meric Fief", and "Dreams of Archangels".

Shades: Shade isn't actually mine, but belongs to my BFF Erin. She is a wolf-maiden, but can change her appearence at will (see fics for more detail). She is skilled in both sword and witchcraft, as well as archery. Her likes are: glow sticks, Van Helsing, his hat, etc. I am also sure if I've left anything out, Erin will hasten to let me know. Apearences: "Erabez Elves", "The Apprentice of Meric Fief", "Van Helsing OUR Way!", and "Dreams of Archangels".

Elizabeth: Made in honor of my other BFF, Liz. Her preferred weapon is a dagger, and she has black hair and blue eyes, as well as black wings. Appearences: "The Apprentice of Meric Fief" and "Erabez Elves". She appears the least of all my OC's.

A final note: A certain Max Ride-obsessed friend of mine has performed an experiment on herself to attempt to grow wings. AND IT'S WORKING. So send a big congrats to Liz for discovering how to become a bird kid!

Copy-Paste Stuff- Updated often!

98 percent of the Internet world has a Myspace account. If you are part of the two percent who don't (like me!) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Gabriel Van Helsing is not only the Left Hand of God, but is also your guardian angel, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Carl the friar needs to stop lying to himself, learn how to shoot a gun, and become a field man, copy and paste this to your profile.

Three out of five kids don't know how to use a comma correctly. If you're one of the 2 out of 5 that do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

I think that the Phantom of the Opera doesn't deserve to have people hate him. I think his voice is like an angel's. If you would be the one to love the Phantom forever, copy and paste this to your profile.

No one appreciates my singing. When I sing, people either tell me that I'm drawing unneccesary attention to myself or that I'm being annoying. If you would like to know someone who doesn't care how much you sing, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209.

If you think that Gabriel Van Helsing is the hottest guy to ever walk the face of the earth, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read the Ranger's Apprentice series by John Flanagan and loved it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: musiclover209.

If you have read The Naming and think that there is a very good possibility that Cadvan and Maerad are related, copy and paste this to your profile. (Come on people! The black hair, the pale skin, the dark blue eyes, the stubborn-as-a-mule personality? They've got to be cousins at the least!)

If you think that there's no chance in hell that Van Helsing and Dracula were ever lovers in the past, and agree that Dracula probably hates him now, copy and paste this to your profile. (In response to people who like these slash fics: HAVE YOU NO SHAME???!!!!)

POTTER PUPPET PALS!!! Check out these links for the funniest Harry Potter videos ever!

"Bothering Snape"

"Trouble at Hogwarts"

"LIVE at the Yule Ball"-aside from all the screaming fangirls, it's the funniest yet!

"Wizard Angst"

"Potions Class"

"The Mysterious Ticking Noise"

"Wizard Swears"

I will modify this with added updates as time passes, so stay tuned, lol. ; )

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A new begining by Chaosmaiden07 reviews
Nicole, a normal human, but when she has a chance to change fate, will the star wars universe get better or worse? Discontinued
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007
Say What? by fancy-a-biscuit reviews
Interviews/Chats with your favourite Harry Potter characters! T for language. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Under The Veils Of The Night by Dr.Lust reviews
[VHxPotO xover] Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, is considered evil, and the Holy Order sends Van Helsing after him. But things turn weird when secrets come to surface and true Evil enters… A whirlpool of danger, love, obsession and cruelty. Please Review!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Set of Wings by Tori of Lorien reviews
Some call him man. Some call him angel. But no matter which one he is, Van Helsing will have to face his darkest dreams when he returns to Transylvania when he finds that they have been awakened…
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,517 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
The Marauders' Notes by Gaby Black reviews
COMPLETE! The Marauders pass notes in class. Expect crazy! Sirius, in love! James, annoyed! Lily and sarcastic! Remus. [Sirius… you’re the only clever person that I know who can successfully make everyone think they’re completely daft.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Metal Sparrow by Smenzer reviews
A weird crossover between POTC and Star Wars. Jack finds the droid R2D2 and uses it to get out of trouble with Beckett. Humor. Oneshot.
Crossover - Star Wars & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2007 - R2-D2, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Marmoset by Any Other Name by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
The Great and Powerful Authoress decides that Vader needs a holiday. Insanity insues when she throws your favorite entertainment icons and Luke Skywalker into the mix! *ABANDONED*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Capt Jack & the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything by Ghetto Outlaw reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow meets the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything and almost accidentally turns sober. POTC Veggie Tales crossover.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Saving the Galaxy by BlueSaber reviews
[R2D2 fic] A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a hero of mythic proportions arose. This is the story of his grand adventures in his very own words.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - R2-D2, C-3PO
Faxness Unleashed by LMLJeansCoEst2006 reviews
MAJOR FAXNESS! If U R a sucker for romance, U will love this story. It'll be the prequel to Shadow Death: College Ain't All Fraternities. It's basically Shadow's becoming.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Boxing Day by LittleOtter reviews
The Jedi Council has issued an order to all MasterPadawan teams currently at the Temple to switch places for a day. But can ObiWan take it? Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
In The Night by HyperCaz reviews
Van Helsing isn't the only one to ever have strange dreams about a former life...anyone thought about Carl?...Carl begins to question the Holy Order due to these dreams, and realises he wants to walk a different path.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/25/2004
A Treatise on Misunderstandings by GundamWingFanatic90 reviews
Post Return of the King. A panic arises when Legolas' horse returns home without him on it, but all is not as it seems. PG 13 for Elf bashing. ...No, really!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Listen with Your Heart by StarLight9 reviews
Poor Legolas is forced to spend several hours on a tree with an injured and grumpy young Estel. But a few hours can change a lot and the young man learns an important lesson, surprising everyone. Written for Teitho challenge: On Location
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Star Wars Episode 7! by Green Raven Katt reviews
Just a random, funny fic me and my friend wrote out of boredom a few years back. Cut us some slack, we were so young back then... Warning: Includes cameo by Indiana Jones.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Luke S., Leia O. - Complete
Moon & Tai's Van Helsing ReMake by Moon -Cien- and Tai reviews
Moon and Tai rewrite the Van Helsing movie script. Warning: This story contains random moments, stupid jokes, and on occasion actual people? xD Now completed. Check it out.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Anakin's do's and DON'TS! by Tripod Gal reviews
Just a random fic that I thought of while reading a book
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Tall Tales by Laora reviews
At long last, Van Helsing and Carl return to the Vatican.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Van Helsing, Cardinal Jinette - Complete
Pants of the Opera by YukiHasAMercedes reviews
Based on the 2004 movie by Joel Schumacher. Fun and mockery courtesy of The Pants Game. No, seriously. It's funny.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Songs of the Galaxy by coolmarauders reviews
Random Star Wars characters sing random songs!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
Adventures of an Opera Ghost by Gumdrop1 reviews
It is what it says, anything more would spoil it.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Brighter Side of Death by LightNeverFades reviews
Anna had died in his arms. Van Helsing is willing to die to be with her. VH&Anna OneShot
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Fear by Estel Kenobi reviews
Carl worries for his friend on the trip home. Oneshot for now.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
A Debt Repaid by Deana reviews
A playful act of 'revenge' causes Legolas to accidentally go missing, and if he isn't found immediately, his death will result.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
It's Such a Curse by Narwe Silverflame reviews
I got idea for this while reading Laeva Dei and Perditor, both writen by lembas7
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Laeva Dei by lembas7 reviews
It must be such a burden, such a curse, to be the Left Hand of God . . . Van Helsing struggles to regain his memories and his true identity, as an evil from his past threatens the Order and the life of a young boy hangs in the balance.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,224 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
What Happened to the Garlic? by HyperCaz reviews
We all saw Carl equip Van Helsing with garlic. What happened to it? Why wasn't it used?
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
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Deja Vu reviews
Sequel to "Loving Angel, Guard Me Well". Van Helsing has faced a mjorly bad rerun of a not-so-happy event. Melannen is the only one who can help him. But when the wanted posters are finally torn down, will she still be able to help him? Gabriel/OC.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008
Loving Angel, Guard Me Well reviews
Sequel to 'Dreams of Archangels'. Melannen has saved Gabriel's life, but when the tables are turned, can he return the favor? GabrielOC. No slash. Rated T for epic battle scenes and some mild language. Please read & review! COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Hidden Relations reviews
[The Naming] When a book containing Maerad's family tree is discovered, some interesting things are discovered about both her and Cadvan. Made in honor of my BFF Erin, for all her wonderful support! Please read&review! oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
Trouble at the Band Concert reviews
A true story of what happened at my 7th grade band concert. What happens when you cross a crazy English teacher and a band performing selections from 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest? Read to find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Dreams of Archangels reviews
While on a mission, Van Helsing meets with a ghost of his past. And with Melannen, love is just around the corner. Does she know the secret to keeping him alive? GabrielOC. No slash. COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Night Music at the Vatican reviews
Just a songfic I wrote when I had writer's block. Melannen is walking around the vatican late at night, and she finds something she doesn't expect: someone is singing. Who could it be? Please read and review!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
The Apprentice of Meric Fief reviews
A Ranger's Apprentice fanfic. Melannen wants desperately to be a Ranger, but when her wish is granted, does she have what it takes? And more importantly, can Gilan train her? Rated T for mild language and battle scenes. Please read and reveiw!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007
Van Helsing OUR Way! reviews
A modified version of Van Helsing. I haven't watched it in a while, so please pardon any mistakes in the basic storyline. Thank you Erin for all your hysterical ideas to improve the movie. Rated T for the same reasons as the movie. COMPLETE! C'est finite!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Van Helsing: The Point of No Return reviews
The Point of No Return' from 'The Phantom of the Opera' with modified lyrics. Enjoy!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007
Erabez Elves reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli find a cave at the foot of a mountain. Where does it lead? Who knows! Includes my OC's Melannen, Elizabeth, and Shades. Rated T for safety. Please read & reveiw! COMPLETE! My first finished fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Van Helsing minific: Not Quite Invincible reviews
Has anyone ever noticed that this movie covers about 2 to 3 months, but Van Helsing never seems to geet any sleep? This minific was actually created by the ingenious mind of my friend Erin, who also created Shades. Please read and review! COMPLETE!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
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