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Joined 08-21-07, id: 1357656, Profile Updated: 11-10-11
Author has written 27 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: uh... it really depends on who is talking to me, or if it's my avatar in a story... just call me Alex

Age: 21

Likes: darkness, solitude (I'm only slightly anti social), anything not proven true, a few things proven true.

Random junk: -- ok now... i have decided that for the most part this will just be my muse stories... and that is that--

me:gah, I have nothing to do...(homework dose not count...)

writing muse:well you could write (rolls eyes) after all I'm here.

me:(blank look) oh... you are? hey! where were you anyways?

writing muse:I was off...doing stuff

me:what stuff? your my muse, what else do you do? why am I shouting this out loud, my brother already thinks I'm crazy!

writing muse:you are...but that's not important (pulls out dagger) do as I say!

me:why? oh... and why dose a shape shifting muse need a dagger... wait can I have it?

writing muse:(blank look) what? why the hell would i give you a weapon!

me: 'cause it's shinny, and pointy! and, and I can hurt peoples who tick me off! (jumps around happily)

writing muse:you scare me... and that's why no dagger for the crazy.(holds dagger high, like dragon high)

me: your no fun (pouts) what do ya got for me?

writing muse:what? oh well, nothing.. see ya (leaves)

me: gah! abandoned by my muse...again! well that leaves only one thing to do (evil grin) we go to the land of causing-figments-of-my-imagination-pain! Lets go!...(several seconds later) I have no idea where that is... muse ...help.

writing muse: I'm back!

me:(blinks in shock) WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE EDWARD ELRIC!

writing muse:(shrugs) i don't know... because i thought it would get your attention.

me:aww..is you lonely.

writing muse: (sniffles) ...yes.

me: (slaps him with my bookshelf) I DONT CARE! I AM GOING TO FEED YOU TO THE FANGIRLS!

writing muse:(gasps in terror) Noooooooo! don't, please, i can change! (turns into Naruto) see!

me:(glares) no! go back to Ed! besides no matter what you look like you are still a inconsistent muse. you bug me when i sleep and leave when i need you.

writing muse:(turns back to Ed) well, your crazy, why do i put up with you. do you know how many people would want a muse like me?

me: no one likes you, in fact I'm calling Muses 'r us right now to get a new one, ha!

writing muse:you wouldn't...

muses 'r us:hey! not you again.

me: yep, mine is defective, me want new one

muses 'r us: no go away crazy, all our muses are afraid of you. put up with that one!

me: (evil grin) okay if you say so... you are sure right.

muses 'r us: positive, glad you see it our way.(hangs up)

me: yo! muse, wanna cause pain, chaos and destruction?

writing muse: sure, wait it's not on me right...

me: nope, and there's gonna be massive property damage!(pulls out flamethrower) ye-haw!

writing muse:where did you get that?

me: (evil grin) do ya really wanna know

writing muse: no

me: that's what i thought... wait somethings not right... I know! we cannot go on a wild spree of untold destruction with out my friends!

writing muse:but your friends are sane...

me: (looks at him like he's stupid) not those ones... these ones!(opens door reveling hundreds of fictional characters including Ed, and most of the FMA cast, along with many of my own characters (sadly FMA and Ed are not yet mine) all properly armed) LETS GO TROOPS MOVE OUT!

Ed: why should we listen to you? and why dose your muse look like me?

me: cause I'm the author and i can make your life very hard if you don't. and for the other... i don't really know.

Ed: (sweatdrops then shrugs) fair enough lets go.

me: yay! to Muses 'r us!

troops: yeah!(all rush out and attack the establishment)

yeah, well just got back and i have a few new captives so here's my next muse story

me:hey, so new muses, what do i call you?

Muse #1: uh... I'll do descriptions!

me: what?

Muse #1: you know descriptions! like details to the story.

me: i actually have to work on not adding too many, is that all you do?

Muse #1: uh...yeah

me: OK then Hey writing muse, you know what to do

writing muse: yay fun! oh can i have a new name too?

me: sure what do you want?

writing muse: (drags muse #1 to an acid filled pit) uh... how about... Xilon! (laughs manically as he throws muse #1 into the pit and they dissolve)

me: (blank look) you took that from one of my OC's names!

Xilon: so? normally its the middle name.

me: but that character is a girl!

Xilon: so? i can be a girl. watch! (turns into Hinata)

me: god! don't be Hinata with that name!

Xilon: fine (turns back to normal form)

me: OK next!

muse #2: i can do OC's

me: lets see what you got.

muse #2: OK, ...

me: well?

muse #2: please don't throw me in acid! (gets on floor begging)

me: (shakes the crying muse of leg) for now I'm feeling nice so you can stay, but you gotta prove yourself.

muse #2: yes! i will oh thank you!

me: (shakes off leg again) stop it before i change my mind! now you need a name.

muse #2: h-h-how about Sylva?

me: that's OK for now.

alright! a new muse story!

Me: whoo! i'm off to college!

Xilon: and... thats good because?

Me: wha-ha! i will finaly have the internet without fighting my brother for it all the time! i will be able to update more!

Xilon: maybe, maybe not. evil smirk

Me: ... i don't like the look on your face... what are you planning?

Xilon: nothing, just a hiatus.

Me: WHAT you ungratefull bastard i kill you good!!

Xilon: that would not help your endevor.

Me: -_- what are you my common sence now? just give me the damn ideas! why do you do this to me?!

Xilon: think of it this way, now you will have to make friends and entertain yourself! i'm helping you!

Me: yeah like a bullet to the head, you pain in the ass, i have enough of a god damn social life for my lieking, and you are a freaking muse what else could you possably be doing?!

Xilon: wouldn't you like to know

Me: yes, yes i would, hence the question you baka!

Xilon: -_- uh, since when did you start mixing in other languages, arn't you against doing that randomly, ever since your german teacher made that slip up in class?

Me: huh? oh wow, damn my friends are a bad influence, well i guess it happend around the same time i started experimenting with smilys. he, he, anyway i won't mess up like my teacher did, i don't mix words that sound like english words of other meanings.

Xilon: maybe not now, but if you progress.

Me: shut up you jerk.

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Alive reviews
the result of a dare written during Behavioral Neuroscience class, there is blood and gore and so it is T
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Brotherhood oneshots reviews
a collection of one-shots about everyone's favorite brothers, there may be parings and the time-line will be all over from young childhood to possibly adulthood. not Elricsest, just brotherly moments both good and bad. rating for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
sought and found
just a little reflective thing, from the brotherhood/manga verse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Thank you reviews
the result of a dare to write a story in one hour by my friends. rateing for safety ; sort of parentalRoy/Ed but only sort of.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sticks and Stones reviews
Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. only a child believes that, words can kill, but does that mean they have to?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
2012 reviews
Edward writes poetry, Roy reads it wrong, there is a misunderstanding. based off a class project
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Memories of never to be reviews
Memories that trip through time, memories that aren't and yet are your own, memories of never to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Trisha E., Roy M. - Complete
kidnapping gone wrong reviews
the plan was flawless, there was no way anthing could go wrong, he would be a few bucks richer and put him in his place. it would be fun. rated just to be safe, it isn't that bad at all really
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Randomness reviews
just some randomness inspired by my friends.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007
little Ed riding hood reviews
beloved fairy tales, mixed with characters that are not compleatly brainwashed... fun! rated for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
A funeral is where this story begins reviews
A funeral is where this story begins. I DO NOT OWN FMA OK? more as i figure out what is going to happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Envy
Detective Elric: open for business reviews
a Detective AU. the boys are just getting the hang of their new lifestlye even if Ed and Winry are having issues, what they really need to get going is something big, to prove that they are all they claim to be. Perhaps the case they need will find them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Dragon Wing reviews
Long ago the realms were all connected strongly. Anyone who wanted could easily pass between them and find a home there. However that all that came to an end along time ago, those four are the last hope for any of the worlds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007
Randomness Jr reviews
the next generation of random
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008
Fragile reviews
Watch me as I live, Watch me as I laugh, Watch me as I love, Watch me as I lose, Watch me as I leave, Watch me as I lie, Watch me as I learn that life is not fair
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Crazy in normal reviews
Get High on Life!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Brothers reviews
how Ed and Al met, bassed on my own experience
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007
A Mile in my Shoes reviews
a fic that shows that the grass is not always greener on the other side, that and that you should be carefull what you wish for you just might get it, yeah just read it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007
not so angelic reviews
you can't revive the dead. the Elrics learned this. but one will break the taboo again to save the other. now they are on a new quest to fix this mess. rated for stuff that will be in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007
Cryo reviews
you may not believe in spirits but maybe you don't have to for them to believe in you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Babysitting reviews
kids can be hard to take care of, especaly these kids. Ed, Al, and Winry are in for a rough time as it is with three new charges. then what will happen when others find out? wanna read yet?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
nighttime reflections reviews
the night is a time when our minds let down their gaurds, when we are the most vulnrable and the most ourselves without having to hide. a look at what some people might talk about, no yaoi just fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
False home reviews
if your perfect life isn't really yours then would you know? rated for stuff that will come later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007
Milk reviews
this came to me at school. read to find out what it's about. rated for language, and to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Death Of A Hero reviews
“And then the brilliant military put two and two together and came out with fifteen” Ed sighed “why am I not surprised”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Yin and Yang reviews
just a short comparison of the two Elrics.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Thunder Storms reviews
Just some fluff and brotherly love, Ed conforts Al during a storm. I'm new at this give me a break.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete