Emerald S. Sparrow
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Joined 12-06-01, id: 135782, Profile Updated: 02-28-18
Author has written 48 stories for Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Dark-Hunter series, Greek Mythology, Labyrinth, Destiny, and Elder Scroll series.

Hello hello! Thanks for visiting my profile. I hope you're enjoying my work. Can you believe I've been a member of this site and penning fanfiction for the past 17 years? I have to laugh at my writing when I first began; I was such a silly teenager fangirl. I'm still a fangirl (woman), just with a bit more skill (I hope). I know my stuff isn't on par with a lot of authors out there (especially in the HP fandom) but I hope you still enjoy it.

My favorite activities are reading, writing, singing and playing video games. I guess I'm kinda boring! I am a Hufflepuff married to a Slytherin though, so that should speak volumes ;) I always like to hear from new people. You can also visit my tumblr (emerald-sparrow), I'd love to get to know ya!

You can also find me on Archive of Our Own and Ashwinder under emerald_sparrow.

I do enjoy romance, which one may have noticed. It's my favorite genre and I'm pretty loyal to it. The awesome thing is, you can add so many other elements to romance. My favorite other genres to mix with romance are humor and angst, just because that's how life tends to go, eh? But I like a little bit of everything... I just can't write it all!

The ships I'm sailing on:

  • Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (My OTP y'all, get out)
  • Hades/Persephone
  • Jareth/Sarah
  • The Phantom/Christine
  • Ares/Xena
  • Drogo/Daenerys
  • Imhotep/Anck-su-namun
  • Some of my favorite heroes I usually pair with OC are: Captain Jack Sparrow, Ulfric Stormcloak (love/hate relationship with this arsehole), Brynjolf, Uldren Sov

    That's all I've got, so just remember folks - especially those of you who put a little too much emphasis on the criticism in "constructive criticism": It’s hard to reach for the stars when you have your head up your arse.

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    Compelled by SlytherPouf reviews
    Harry Potter is dead, and the Dark Lord has taken control of the wizarding world. Severus Snape is alive, and must lead Hogwarts the way Voldemort instructs. He devises a plan to save Hermione Granger, but doesn't bargain on being placed under a Compulsion Curse that threatens to destroy them both. Rated strong M for sex, violence, character deaths and situations. **NOW COMPLETE**
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 210,563 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Immortal Ties by LoveAndStardust19 reviews
    Beating the Labyrinth, and Jareth, felt like a victory, until Sarah realizes the price she would pay for it. Broken and abandoned in the Aboveground with the curse of immortality, it seems her Goblin King has left her to her own demise. An opportunity presents itself, giving her a way back to the Undergound, though she may have underestimated the game she finds herself in.
    Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,848 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Jareth, Sarah, OC
    Angels to Fly by SlytherPouf reviews
    Forced to give Hermione Granger private lessons, Snape soon finds himself desiring something he cannot have, and it begins to consume him. He looks to escape, but the endgame has been Seen and there is nothing that Severus can do to change his fate. Is there? Bit of drama, a bit of angst, a little twisted romance and of course some sexy. *NOW COMPLETE*
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 163,013 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Room of Reconciliation by DesertC reviews
    Lucius Malfoy plays matchmaker with Severus and Hermione at his annual Malfoy ball. And leaves them in a locked room.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
    Bring Me to Life by SlytherPouf reviews
    Snape is engulfed by his own personal Darkness following the final battle. How can Hermione help the wizard who believes he has nothing to live for? This is a little dark, a little ugly, a little sexy, a little romantic and a lot M, for several reasons. Definitely one for adults only. *NOW COMPLETE*
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 261,837 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Lilac Tree by lena1987 reviews
    Complete. In post-war England, Severus Snape has one responsibility left: the shell of a woman in St. Mungo's. Who is she, and why does he visit every day? AU. HG/SS. Marriage Law.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
    Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The List by KatrioneSnape reviews
    COMPLETE After saving his life, Hermione gives Snape safety in her childhood home. Their bond grows as he hides from the remaining death eaters. When she finally catches a glimpse of a little book where he is always scribbling she digs out her time turner to help him right his list of the wrongs he most regrets. They set out to change the past and create a new future...together.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,541 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    You Know Nothing, Miss Granger by llorolalluvia reviews
    My entry for the HP Kinkfest on Livejournal. It's a postwar fic, AU because Severus survives. He frequents Muggle pubs to pick up women, but he never expected her. She thinks dirty words are for the vulgar, but she's never heard them in his voice. ONESHOT (forreal this time).
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Wish Fulfilment by Laurielove reviews
    Everyone needs a treat at Christmas. But when you're a witch, magic sometimes brings you more than you bargained for. A Hobbit crossover treat featuring Hermione, a hot dwarf and a hot elf. Naturally. Mature readers, thank you.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,849 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Hermione G., Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil
    Never Turn Your Back on a Thief, Lass by Buckshot reviews
    The thieves guild has been returned to its former glory, mostly thanks to two Nightingales, who have at least as much interest in one another as they do the future of the guild. They make an incredible team. BrynjolfxFDovahkiin. Rated M for sexual themes and language. One shot drabble. Thanks! Enjoy.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
    Just Right by llorolalluvia reviews
    My entry for the Fairytale Challenge on the 'Lovers of the Potion's Master' Facebook group. I got Goldilocks and the Three Bears! Rated M, so beware. Please Read and Review!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Dragonborn and Her Thief by SpaceWolfQueen reviews
    The Dragonborn has had enough of Brynjolf blowing her off with empty promises of speaking another time. *One shot smut fic. Female Dragonborn/Brynjolf pairing. Warning: Graphic/Rough sex scenes* Rated M for good reason. Because it's plain smut. Possible spoilers for Thieves Guild quest line. Story has been revised and updated: 07.06.2016.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
    The Love You Take by Subversa reviews
    Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,713 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    A Wizard Gets His Share by CRMediaGal reviews
    A virgin Severus and an instructive Hermione make for an interesting first experience. One-shot, AU, Post-Hogwarts.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Denial by little beloved reviews
    Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    An Incendiary Combination by Laurielove reviews
    Hermione, now nineteen, is having a private potions lesson. There follows innuendo, tension and much, much more. SS/HG
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
    Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    Synergy by Laurielove reviews
    Hermione is being followed, and she suspects she knows by whom. But when they come face-to-face, how will she react to him and his startling request? SS/HG. M readers only, please. Written for the 2011 LJ SS/HG Exchange.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Hope Enthroned by DustyB reviews
    Hades had never completely understood why he'd had another throne placed beside his to sit empty for all those years. And then he met Persephone. Rated for language, violence, and adult themes.
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hades, Persephone
    The Better Solution by Mother of Tears reviews
    According to the new Ministry Marriage Law, Hermione has to marry a pueblood wizard right away. That would mean leaving school. Suicide seems the only way out...until she is offered a better solution.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,109 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
    The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
    Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    A Lesson Learned Too Well by scriptrixlatinae reviews
    Jareth attempts to seduce Sarah into saying something...too bad he had already taught her the power of words. Oneshot.
    Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
    Out of the Depths by Laurielove reviews
    A tale of emotional and physical dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts, dissatisfied with life, and her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more. HG/SS. M content. Age-appropriate readers, please.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,011 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
    While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Angel Of Music by gryffingirl77 reviews
    A retelling of ALW stage musical, with some SK and movie influence. Told in Christine and Erik's POV, with the ending that I wish had happened in the musical. Please read & review! EC My first fanfic!
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,997 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
    Restrictive Covenants by Shiv5468 reviews
    Snape is still Headmaster. The Ministry wants him out. Hermione is sent to negotiate. PWP
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,349 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    In Dreams by machshefa reviews
    Her dreams have haunted her for years. What will change when she finally remembers them?
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    The Innocent by The Grasshopper reviews
    COMPLETED. A dark, modern retelling of the original tale.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,970 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
    The Phil by lindaferguson reviews
    Erik is a reclusive composer in San Francisco and Christine is a senior in college. Erik has been watching her for four years but must now make his move before she graduates and disappears forever. Modern day.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 406,342 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Erik, Christine
    The Map by Starlight8 reviews
    Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
    Tremulous and Tender by Scarlett Rose reviews
    UPDATED 072706. My apologies to everyone for not updating sooner. I appreciate your patience.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,713 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 5/9/2003
    Graduation by zelda pinwheel reviews
    Hermione and Severus have kept their passion at bay, knowing that a student and a professor are forbidden to each other. But now it's Graduation Day...and all bets are off!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,429 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    Emerald eyes, ruby lips by Cherry B reviews
    The difference between you and I Hook is that you will never know what love is or what a real woman is! Pan screamed. How wrong you are my boy how dreadfully wrong. James replied. The story of a harsh reality of Neverland...
    Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 132,189 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
    Damn Fluff Bird by Lip Balm reviews
    Captain Jack Sparrow, sauntering about in Port Royale with an empty stomach runs into a beauty. A chicken, looking delectable and ready to eat. It's just too bad that 'nother beauty is rather attatched to that damned fluffbird. [Updated 11.26.05]
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,780 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 11/1/2003
    Redemption by Renee17 reviews
    Seventy years have passed since the destruction of Ahm Shere. In the Sudanese desert, an archaeological team's discovery begins a chain of events that could end an ancient curse, or unleash a new one upon an unsuspecting world. COMPLETE.
    Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 258,988 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Imhotep, Anck-Su-Namun - Complete
    Perfection by Hernesdaughter reviews
    In this sequel to Perfect Erik and Christine celebrate their wedding night. wink wink! Complete.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
    The Angel of Music by Midnight Rain1 reviews
    A sequel to The Enchanter. (Although it is not necessary to have read the previous story.) Erik and Christine are reunited at the Paris Opera, having met when Christine was just a child.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 11/21/2003
    Love is Forever by Yukito-sama reviews
    (Chp4 FINALLY UP)In present day Erik goes to college to take his music and give it to the world. Unexpectedly he meets Christine, a shy girl with an angel's voice. Christine soon shows Erik the fullness of love.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,912 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 10/23/2002
    Significance by Delphein reviews
    Well, I could try taking off me shirt. --Jack. Sequel to my fic HaDM.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,055 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004
    Two Different People by Elraralia reviews
    [COMPLETED] Fate never reveals which two people's lives are going to be woven together.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,248 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Eomer - Complete
    Behind the Mirror by apckrfan reviews
    Christine puts on a little show for Erik in her dressing room.
    Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
    Visitor by BelladonnaRue reviews
    Briseis comes back to Achilles after Priam brings her home.
    Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004
    The Crimson Shadow by Ailleann reviews
    Another take on Hades's abduction and marriage of Persephone.
    Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 2/23/2004
    The pleasures of morning by sg1scribe reviews
    Eomer has been away from Edoras for a week, and Lothiriel has missed him.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Eomer
    Captive by Lady Tavington reviews
    Woohoo! This prequel's long overdue! Isis gets herself marooned on Marooner's Rock, where James Hook is waiting for her...Reviews would be very much appreciated! Take note of the rating!
    Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2004
    Away From Prying Eyes by Lady Tavington reviews
    Hook is captured by an old friend. Guess why. HookOFC. Have fun, children! Oh, and RR, if you please!
    Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/12/2004
    Sunset on the Plain by Everlong reviews
    They need an Eomer character choice! A story of how Eomer and Lothiriel might have met.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 1/28/2003
    The Chosen Paths by The Scorpion reviews
    When Christine returns to give Erik a last goodbye, she doesn't realize it's to stay forever. Can her love save Erik from the depths of insanity? And how will he cope with the dark secrets he keeps from her?
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,184 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Christine, Erik
    Pirates of the Caribbean : The Lost City of Gold by Stokely reviews
    RomanceAdventure... pretty straight forward, Jack meets girl, girl meets Jack, they don't get along... frontier fun! Chapter 18 Will now except anonymus reviews! :D
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,797 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
    By Previous Arrangement by katakanadian reviews
    Post-War of the Ring. The honeymoon of King Eomer and Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. What do you do when plans go awry?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Eomer, Lothíriel
    Untwisted by Madrigal reviews
    This is a completed, novella length fic. What if ALW misinterpreted Christine during the 'Twisted Every Way' scene in Act II?
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,705 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Erik, Christine - Complete
    Reunion by Scarlett Rose reviews
    *COMPLETE* A unexpected reunion jolts Christine and Erik. Fluffy but fun! This story began as PG13 but rapidly escalated into an R rating. It is not possible to accurately portray such a passionate character as Erik in muted terms.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
    The Enchanter by Midnight Rain1 reviews
    Christine, as a young child, performs at a large fair with her father. Suppose that Erik and Christine's first encounter did not occur at the Paris Opera...
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2003
    Red Rose by Riene reviews
    Complete, novel length. At the end of the musical and book, Christine and Raoul leave, and Erik prepares to die. But events have a way of not working out as we think! E/C, though Raoul lovers will like this. Please Read and Review!
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,293 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
    A Promise to Erik by PhantomsPandora reviews
    This is a story involving many characters of Poto and their lives as Christine returns to the Opera. Chapter Ten is up-read and review if you want! Here It is Kiki! :)
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 5/23/2002
    In Short Measures Life May Perfect Be by SilentG reviews
    On the day Harry Potter's year *finally* finishes school, Severus Snape receives a surprising, but very welcome, visitor. SS/HG. An explicit romance! Strong R for sexual themes.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    Light in the Darkness by Fordgirl reviews
    *Complete!* E/C, but with a major twist...Please R&R
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,030 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
    Down Like Rain by Anais Lacquestar reviews
    The story of Melkor Morgoth and Luthien Tinuviel
    Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Lúthien T., Morgoth - Complete
    The Blooming of Nights Fever by Moonstone Tears reviews
    A retelling of the Greek Myth of the Lord of the Underworld Hades and Goddess Persephone. *COMPLETE*
    Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Complete
    Nothing Left to Lose by Midasgirl reviews
    Set directly after Susan Kay's Phantom ... Raoul begins to show his true colours, Christine wonders whether she's made the right decision, and Erik? Well ...
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,461 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 9/18/2001
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    Because You're Mine reviews
    Hermione and Harry have worked tirelessly to ensure a recovering Snape wins his freedom at his post-war Wizengamot hearing. In a shocking verdict, Snape's magic is put on the line. Ever the champion of justice, Hermione volunteers to help in the only way that seems possible at the time, and it will change their lives forever.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,922 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/19 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
    Merlin's Gift reviews
    "It's customary to show appreciation when you are given a gift, Granger. Surely you know proper etiquette."
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/5 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    La Masquerade Infernale reviews
    Severus Snape reluctantly attends a masquerade ball, and lays eyes on a mysterious witch in a bronze mask who entices him entirely. However, there may be much more to her than he realized. Post-DH, non-canonical ships, rated M for all of the delicious reasons.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/9 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
    Rumour Has It reviews
    Rumours are running rampant as per usual thanks to the Daily Prophet, this time speculating about the affairs of one Hermione Granger. Snape is wholly unconcerned. Lighthearted drabble, Post-DH, EPE, etc.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/16 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Broken Wings reviews
    Defense Against the Dark Arts professor Hermione Granger is the victim of a horrific accident at the Triwizard Tournament, and falls into a dark abyss of depression and self-pity. Surprisingly, the one by her side through it all is her hesitant friend and Potions Master, Severus Snape. Can he help her heal, or will she continue in a downward spiral? Post-DH, EWE?.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,683 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/30/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    First Night reviews
    Dragonborn Reyna Stormblade returns to the new High King of Skyrim wearing an Amulet of Mara. Her intent is to taunt him with what he could have had, but her plan backfires when Ulfric outwits her. Part 2 in A Torrid Affair series.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/19 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak]
    Password Reset reviews
    Draco was given the password to the Headmaster's Office to visit his godfather whenever he felt it was urgent. Worrying about his N.E.W.T.s, Draco seeks out Headmaster Snape... but finds he already has company. Post-DH, PWP; just a wee drabble of delicious frivolity.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M. - Complete
    The Dualities of Desire and Fear reviews
    You know you're screwed when the Mirror of Erised and a Boggart both show you the same person.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/28/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    A War Hero's Holiday Plot reviews
    It's the seventh annual Christmas Party for the heroes of the Second Wizarding War. Something about Snape is sending off all kinds of warning signals in Hermione's head.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    The Moot reviews
    Dragonborn Reyna Stormblade is Ulfric Stormcloak's personal bodyguard as the jarls of Skyrim meet for the Moot in Solitude. Despite his maddening arrogance, their chemistry is undeniable, and Reyna's reputation as a hero of Skyrim will make all the difference in whether or not Ulfric is named High King. Part 1 in A Torrid Affair series. (Image by Raving-Lunatic on deviantart)
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2017 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak] - Complete
    Sweet Surrender reviews
    When Toby mentions to Sarah that he's found her Labyrinth book eleven years later, she is disturbed but hopes to be able to dismiss it. The situation escalates however, and to save her family she must step up to the plate as Champion of the Labyrinth once more. Can she face the Goblin King who has haunted her dreams, or will she falter in his presence? Rated M for later chapters.
    Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle, Toby
    Hail to the Queen reviews
    It's Persephone's Coronation Day, but she's filled with doubt. How will Hades convince her she's fit to rule by his side?
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2017 - [Persephone, Hades] - Complete
    The Return reviews
    Dedicated Guardian Skylar Rose is shocked when the Master of Crows returns from the grave. What is more shocking is the dark news he brings with him. Only fighting side by side will they be able to stave off Oryx's Taken horde. Female Guardian/Uldren Sov.
    Destiny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2016 - [Crow, OC]
    Pomegranate Temptation reviews
    By request, the story of how Hades and Persephone came to be - and yes, Persephone was begging for it!
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - [Persephone, Hades] - Complete
    Forbidden Playground reviews
    They were headed to the altar, and not to make a sacrifice...
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [Persephone, Hades] - Complete
    Symphony of Hearts reviews
    Christine awakens the morning after she chooses Erik to find herself on a ship. When she learns Erik intends to return her to Raoul over a misunderstanding, she endeavors to convince him of her love for only him. A short but passionate E/C story.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Christine, Erik] - Complete
    A Path Between the Stars reviews
    Sarah unknowingly summons Jareth, and the Goblin King is much obliged to fulfill the wishes she very knowingly made. One-shot of lemony goodness.
    Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
    A Battle of Wills reviews
    Apollymi cannot bring herself to surrender to Savitar the way she surrendered to Archon out of worry that she will be betrayed once more. Can Savitar win their battle of wills and show her just how sweet surrender can be? AU now, but still a fun idea!
    Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2010 - [Apollymi, Savitar] - Complete
    Turn of the Tide reviews
    A lonely but alive and hopeful Severus Snape is looking for the Auror who saved him after Nagini's attempt to end his life. He just had no idea it would turn out to be her... or that he might have to become her savior. SS/HG, Post-DH, and AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,945 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Severus Salvation reviews
    Trapped in a loveless marriage that never should have happened, Hermione is further pushed to the emotional limit when Severus Snape strives to save her from her fate... Dare she believe in him? AU, very angsty with difficult subject matter. You've been warned!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    Ambidextrous reviews
    Snape finds Professor Granger in tears... but why is it his fault? Drabble-type one-shot, AU, SS/HG. Silly and fluffy, if that's not your thing, back away slowly!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2010 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Playing With Fire reviews
    The promised sequel to "Down In the Underground, You'll Find Someone True." Persephone picks the Narcissus flower - finally - and Hades comes to her, achieving his revenge on Demeter.
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Persephone, Hades] - Complete
    Six Months Is Much Too Long reviews
    Part 1: Persephone gets a pleasant surprise while visiting Olympus with her mother. Part 2: Hades gets a pleasant surprise when Persephone returns.
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Persephone, Hades] - Complete
    Down In the Underground, You'll Find Someone True reviews
    After the horrendous situations involving Minthe and Adonis that the Lord and Lady of the Underworld were tricked into, Hades and Persephone have an angst-filled lover's quarrel and must make up with one another. Rated "M" for a reason, folks!
    Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
    The Taming of Hades reviews
    Hades realizes after the unfortunate incident with Orpheus and Eurydice that, not only has Persephone tamed Cerberus, she's also tamed the Lord of the Underworld.
    Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/8/2010 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
    Briar Rose reviews
    Hermione Granger is hit by a curse that makes her the resident Sleeping Beauty. Who better to awaken her than the Half-Blood Prince? One-shot. Not DH compliant, so very AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    Rejoicing Properly reviews
    Snape acts rashly out of jealousy when Hermione is assisted by one of his Slytherins in Potions class, leading up to a revelation. SS/HG, post-DH, slightly AU, definitely EWE?, and somewhat of just a fun PWP.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Paparazzi reviews
    Hermione will do anything to make Severus Snape hers, even if she has to go to extremes and become his personal paparazzi. A songfic with slightly dark humor. A SS/HG one-shot, Post-DH but AU and EPE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    Helpful Hermione reviews
    Neville, of course, creates an accidental disaster in Potions. Hermione helps Professor Snape in more ways than one to clean out the dungeons. Fun and flirty. SS/HG of course, and post-DH as well as a bit AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
    Daimons Make Strange BedFellows reviews
    Marissa - all grown up! - and Stryker have a battle of wills... and tongues. A candy bar I wrote on the side to go with the bigger story I have for them. Mature content inside! AU now that Stryker's book is out.
    Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2008 - [Stryker, Marissa H.] - Complete
    Severus and the Smoothing of the Ruffled Feathers reviews
    Hermione has a problem with her bum. Severus rushes to reassure her. SS/HG Romantic smut.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
    Fangirls Gone Bonkers: Imhotep's Butt reviews
    First installment of Fangirls Gone Bonkers. That loincloth just had to go...
    Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Imhotep - Complete
    Catastrophe Of A Misadventure reviews
    Jack rescues a female friend from a fate worse than death, and realizes he's bestowing that fate upon her while at the same time trying to control feelings for her. JS/OC. Sadly this story has been discontinued; might try to improve and finish it one day.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC]
    Blessed Beloved reviews
    Christine has a change of heart, and rejoices when Erik comes to her. Rated "M" just to be safe. Unfortunately this story has been discontinued... I hope to go through it and improve it and finish it one day. I'm sorry for the inconvenience!
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/10/2005 - [Christine, Erik] Raoul
    A Foretelling Dream reviews
    Christine awakens after a dream that has just revealed her future with Erik... Even though to her, he is just her Angel of Music that she has not seen... For Project Phantom.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2004 - [Christine, Erik] - Complete
    Emerald reviews
    Erik smiled at Christine as he held her hands. "I'll be waiting for you, my emerald." Yes, another EC one-shot... couldn't resist.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
    Deception For Love reviews
    Sometimes, deceit is what you must use in order to be with the one you love. But what happens when one who loves you is hurt? EC pairing. Unfortunately this story has been discontinued... I hope to go through it and improve it and finish it one day.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - [Christine, Erik] Raoul
    Reassurance reviews
    A short, sweet piece of fluff for E/C lovers.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2004 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
    Catfight reviews
    Christine reveals her jealousy for Erik's cat Ayesha, and Erik is determined to show his more prominent devotion for Christine. What happens when Raoul steps in unaware?
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2004 - [Christine, Erik] Raoul - Complete
    Spiders reviews
    Erik: "Christine, you know I'd protect you from anything... But I doubt I'd harm the spider that brought us together." Pure E/C fluff!
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/31/2004 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
    Pirate Pickup Lines reviews
    Has a pirate ever used these lines on you? Or do you need some pickup lines worthy of a pirate? Here's the place! And... feel free to use these on Talk Like A Pirate Day!
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Complete
    Plenty reviews
    For a pirate, Jack gives plenty. JS/OC, one-shot.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2004 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] - Complete
    Missionary Man reviews
    With the help of Eurythmics lyrics, the tale of Jack's past with the Church of England is revealed... One-shot, songfic, hilarity ensues as usual.
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
    Welcome to the Caribbean, Luv! reviews
    What happens when a girl from the future is transported into the past, and onto the Black Pearl with Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anna Maria and crew? And why do Will and the girl look so similar?
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,260 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] - Complete
    Unlikely Pirates of the Caribbean Headlines reviews
    Aye, thar be a curse upon these headlines... Just kidding. All your favorite characters are here, I guarantee it. But you won't like what they were caught doing... Aren't you glad it's very unlikely?
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
    Parties, Bathrooms, and Closets? reviews
    BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Your favorite story is back with all your favorite characters! Wilder! Crazier! FUN!
    Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 12/25/2001
    Egypt's Funniest Home Videos reviews
    All your favorite characters are in this warped parody! Come check this out!
    Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Complete
    Unlikely Mummy Headlines reviews
    Headlines that you will probably never see, in the Mummy Movies. See what has been happening to the poor characters! Have fun and laugh 'till your sides hurt!
    Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete