Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Greek Mythology.
She's not exactly perfection, she's human, humans make mistakes, but they learn from them too. :D
Ineffable (adjective) - too great for words; indescribable; KT
EDIT 11.09.11: Another (possibly-not) one-shot is up! Thinking about posting another AU story. Prepare to be superbly surprised?
EDIT 10.10.11: I plan on posting another piece very soon! Keep your eyes peeled, please and thank you!
EDIT 08.09.10: The ending of "Nothing to Prove" has been somewhat rewritten. Looking back on it, Sasuke was terrifyingly OOC. (Begs for forgiveness)
Penname has been officially changed! 2007-Aug 2010 previously known as kt.1z.awesome; maturity has kicked in. The need for a better name became crucial.
What to know about Her Almighty Awesomeness:
She's under the age of 100. Take a wild guess. Maybe you'll get it right.
She's from California. You know what else comes from California? Happy cows.
She has a twin brother who is five minutes older than her and she does not consider him her older brother; just brother.
She's got a high school diploma stashed in a Christmas box somewhere in a closet. Along with a sash and medallion for this health & medicine program-thing she managed to get through unscathed.
She was once addicted to chocolate milk. She praised it like it was ambrosia to the Greek Gods. These days, it's Nutella and grape jam.
She may look like a pessimist, but you'd only be confusing her with her mother. Hah. She loves her mommy very dearly. That she does.
She finds that she loves reading but hates English class incredibly ironic. Except AP English Literature. That was a great class.
She has a haircut similar to that of Tokiko from the anime Busou Renkin.
She joined the fad of teens these days and has a Facebook page. If you wish to send a friend request, please PM her and mention that you are from this site!
She isn't exactly the coolest thing on earth, but she's pretty close to it ;D
She's a proud Latina! But she's not Mexican, so don't ask, or get all surprised when she says "Hola!" and don't ask her "if she speaks Mexican". Because she doesn't. She speaks Spanish. Yeah.
She's not ashamed to say that SasuSaku is her anti-drug. She doesn't have anything against yuri, yaoi, or real life homosexuals and transgenders...just putting that out there.
She believes that there is no point in SasuNaru. Has everyone decided to ignore Sasuke when he said he wanted to rebuild his clan? And what the hell is up with SasuHina? Actually, let's not go there.
She enjoys many other animes, and plenty other mangas. She's considering reading the D.Gray-Man manga, though she's enthralled with the English dubbed anime. And she's absolutely beyond crazy about Bleach. (She's up to date with the manga, but only watches in the anime as it airs in English.)
She adores Soul Eater. SoMa forever! And she thinks Death the Kidd is just too cute!
She just discovered the Fairy Tail anime. The only reason she didn't look into it sooner was because she was convinced it was a cross between One Piece and Naruto (you know, pirates and ninjas. The age-old question...) Man, was she wrong. It's about mages. Go figure. XD
She is a huge fan of Shaman King, Hikaru no Go, Pokemon (seasons 1-7; everything after is just ridiculous), InuYasha, Ghost in the Shell: SAC, and plenty more!
She absolutely loves the Disney Classics Collection movies. She loves exploring a new fantastic point of view in A Whole New World, hearing the tale as old as time Beauty and the Beast, learning to sing with all the voices of the mountain and needing to paint with all The Colors of the Wind, waiting until the day she'll be Part of Your World, and feeling through the night's uncertainties and contemplates asking Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Suoh and An give this invite to
Honored Guest, who so loyally saw this couple through,
from diapers to dumpsters.
This pass gives you entrance to the bride and groom,
before their special moment.
Go Parental Chronicles!
I've been with this couple since they were in diapers!
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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? I love Sakura. I hate how everyone likes to bag on her and call her weak and annoying because Sasuke did, but really, she's SO kickass.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? My numero uno is SasuSaku. My runner ups are NejiTen, ShikaIno, and NaruHina.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No, but I have nothing against them.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope. But I've been asked to be Sasuke since I've got his length of hair. And Konan, too.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Poster, plushies, original Shonen Jump publications, and a shitload of music (themes, background music, etc.)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Nope. But if I ever did, it would probably be either Shikamaru or Sasuke.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina all the way!
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? This shouldn't even be asked. Of COURSE SasuSaku; I don't believe in SasuNaru; besides, there's so much evidence to support SasukexSakura anyways.
9. Which team is your favorite? Definitely Team Seven.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Never did. I already figured who it was, but because I wasn't sure, I decided that it just had to Madara (I hate not being right, lol).
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Always did. And since I'm up to date with the manga, there's no point in arguing with me.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Pein, hands down! He's like the evil equivalent of Itachi (since he's been declared good and all, and I always knew Itachi was never truly evil).
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Uhahahah. Funny you should ask; I've discussed with Naruto-fan-Okami-chan that I seem to be Anti-Sasuke, but only on the surface and for the time being. I think I know deep down Sasuke's just being a dick right now.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YES.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he just has a hard time venting his hyperactiveness.
17. Sub or dub? Subs, no doubt about that. The last time I saw a dubbed episode, I was entirely thrown off entirely by Rock Lee's voice. He actually sounds cool. And don't even get me started on the Shippuuden dubs. Lord, what's happened?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. You wouldn't even ask if you've seen Shippuuden. She gets so kick ass!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoying. But I know who he really is, so I kinda look over it.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? I just said I do. Why would I lie about something Naruto-related?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd. But at least he's the epitome of youthfulness!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Naruto. We've already seen him as a girl anyways.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome. Though a bit overly optimistic.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke. if that that huge stick rammed up his ass were nonexistent he'd be with Sakura by now! Shit.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? No. I love 'em. Not like, love.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Kinda...ish.
27. Do you like lemons? ...Yeah. I admit it! Who cares, though?? It's just the written word expression of love. Gosh.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Are you kidding?? My dad's still hung up over InuYasha. I have no idea how he'd react if he found out about Naruto. He'd probably start speaking in mock-Japanese for a few months.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Uhhhhh...what?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Should I?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother. But let's not tell anyone we know...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nope. I am a poor artist, so I don't even try.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nuh uh.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope. Bt one time in ninth grade when I failing a class I went through a "BELIEVE IN THE WORDS OF ROCK LEE AND NARUTO UZUMAKI" phase and I went from a D- to a B+. Hah.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. I do everything Naruto-related for free. I didn't even pay for my beloved Sasuke and Gaara plushies.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? ...Yeah. What the fuck can be so interesting about them that Kakashi spends all his time reading them?? And I've already admitted to liking lemons, so I figure no one's surprised.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Over my dead body.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Nope.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Nuh uh. He seems to lose a bit of his humanity, or so it seems to me.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope. But I'm thinking about it.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? It's a part of my life, but it definitely hasn't taken over my life.
Iroaseta keshiki wo
kaze ga nagarete yuku
omoi de wa
Kayoi nareta michi
ayumi susundemo modorenai
saisho no uso saiga kotoba
Anohi kawashita yakusoku kudakete chitta
hageshiku hakanai kioku no kakera
Tatoe futari narande mitte yume kara saretemo
kono omoi wasure washinai zutto~
-"Days" by FLOW
LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME: (I kind of ranked them, number 1 being my favorite)
Then ask the following questions:
1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Sakura) "Holy shit, I'm having a dream about pink-haired ninjas in my room!"
2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Konan) HA! Joke's on you, she's a girl! Plus, she'd run out because the steam would make her paper flower all soggy.
3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Shikamaru; Neji) Oh, whoa. The resident geniuses marrying each other? That's no fair, what about the rest of us??
4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Itachi) Alriiiiiight! I love Itachi, so I'd think of it as a date, of sorts...
5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Sasuke) i think I'd melt. Then I'd have to get a picture, because I hear Sasuke's quite serene when he sleeps, and for him to let his guard down around me, it'd be a one in a million chance.
6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Sasori) YES! YES! Ohmygosh, that would be sooo awesome... But then that'd kind of suck, because I think he's hot.
7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Gaara) No, Gaara! Who did this to you?? I'll tear their eyes out with my bare hands!!
8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Neji) Oh, hell no. At least my friends don't have a pole rammed up their asses, Pretty Boy. Yeah.
9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Hinata) Really? I doubt that. I think she'd at least wave hello when we passed by each other in the market.
10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Sakura) She'd hand them their asses back to them, is what she'd do. And curb stomp them to the nth power.
11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Pein/Nagato) Oh, shit. I wouldn't tell him. He'd probably tell me that's the world's way of telling me it's full of hate, even to mankind.
12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Konan) An origami iris that actually refolds itself into a butterfly, and an explode-on-impact shuriken. Yeahhhh!
13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Shikamaru) He'd find some sort of plan to get me out alive without burning himself at all. Maybe he'd even send in someone else because he's too lazy to risk his life to save mine.
14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Itachi) Call me pathetic and weak because I'm not emotionally strong enough to do it. Asshole.
15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Hinata;Sakura) "Whoa, KT! I thought you wanted Naruto and Hinata to get married!" Me: "YES! THAT WAS THE PLAN! IT BACKFIRED ON ME!"
16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Sasori) He'd probably offer to poison the bastard for me. I'd take him up on it. XD
17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Neji) "it is your destiny, KT. You must be victorius, or you will bring great dishonor to me. But I know you will make me proud, anyway."
18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Hinata) She'd blush and stuttering all the while asking, "W-what's so f-f-funny? I-is there r-r-rice on my f-face?"
19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Sakura) Because she's the ideal best friend; caring, compassionate, determined, and crazy-strong, yet not afraid to shed some tears.
20. Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9. (Pein/Nagato; Neji) Ummmm. Whoa. You have my blessings...? but what about Tenten, Neji?? I thought she was the one for you! D:
21. You're dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along? (Konan) Umm, well. I don't swing that way. Plus, Konan's parents are dead, so. Yeah.
22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Shikamaru; Neji) We've been over this before, no? Hmm. I still think NejixTen forever.
26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Itachi; Sasuke) Ewww, no! I'm so not a fan of incest, so of course ANY kind of ItaSasu is out of the question! Gross.
27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Sasuke) He is no player! He's only got eyes for Sakura. (And if he doesn't I'll pluck one out and see what he thinks THEN.)
28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Sasori) He probably thinks it's totally badass and he should model a puppet after me. Of course, I wouldn't let him use my actual body for that.
29. Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell them? (Gaara) "Dude, there are literally THOUSANDS of girls who actually like getting sand in private places, if ya know what I mean." (Wink wink.)
30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Neji) "Wait, I'm not Tenten!" and he'd be all, "Oh. Sorry. Forget that happened. Spam it."
31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Sakura; Hinata) Well, they're probably trying to get Sasuke and Naruto all hot and bothered by seeing girl-on-girl action.
32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Konan; Shikamaru) WHOA. Did NOT see that one coming.
33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Sakura, Sasuke) YES. YESYEYESYESYESYESYESYESYES. YES. YES. YES!
34. Would 2 trust 5? (Pein/Nagato; Itachi) I'm sure he did to some sort of extent at the beginning. But now that we know Itachi's been a good guy the whole time, I think he feels betrayed.
35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Shikamaru; Hinata) He'd probably say something like her shyness is a backwards way of expressing how sexual she is. XD
36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Itachi; Sakura) Genjutsu, fer sure. They'd be kickass lab partners.
37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Sasuke; Konan) I don't know. Sasuke would make some onigiri and sliced tomatoes and Konan would make it look all artsy and expensive. XD
38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Sasori; Neji) They'd be playwriters and make a play about how art is everlasting and it is fate that one may turn into a puppet.
39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Gaara; Itachi) NO. Itachi's hair is freaking ICONIC, and Gaara might be overwhelmed with the urge to sever Itachi's jugular with the scissors.
40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Sasuke) Hmmm. Rosette locks, lively beryl eyes, flawless skin, determined lips... Sasuke would be VERY happy. XP
41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Neji; Hinata) They're most likely discussing that they'd be less prying of each other's love lives...XD
42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Sakura; Hinata) Ohmygosh, Hinata doesn't deserve that kind of treatment! She'd be profusely apologizing for hours.
43. 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Pein/Nagato; Neji) Well, I doubt Pein would be writing love letters in the first place. H'es too badass for something so corny.
44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Itachi; Sasuke) Yeah, the workout consisting of Sasuke trying to kill Itachi while he spots him for bench presses. XD
45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Sasuke) Because his invite has to be so much more blunt. Plus, I'd have to mention Sakura being there...:P
46. 7 won the lottery? (Sasori) He'd buy us all into slavery and make puppets out of our corpses after he kills us.
47. 8 had quite a big secret? (Gaara) He'd better spill before I make his sand muddy snot.
48. 9 became a singer? (Neji) I imagine he'd be an opera singer, for some reason. xD
49. 10 got a daughter? (Hinata) Awww, Naruto would fall over himself trying to please his shy but beautiful little girl. XD
50. What would 1 think of 2? (Sakura; Pein/Nagato) "His intentions were in the right place, but everything else wasn't. He's just crazy, really."
51. How would 3 greet 4? (Konan; Shikamaru) "So the lazy genius crawls out of his shell. Come to destroy me with your intellect? I'll give you the most painful papercut you won't ever want to see paper ever again in your life!" Shika: "Oh, shit. Umm, actually, I came to confess my love for you." (Konan is thrown off.) Shika: "This is the time to strike!" (Uses his Shadow jutsu to drag her underwater and drown her.)
52. What would 4 envy about 5? (Shikamaru; Itachi) "He kicked Sasuke's ass like nothing. I think maybe I'll leave him for the REAL professionals."
56. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Itachi; Sasuke) How Sasuke's gonna gut him alive, and LIKE it.
57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Sasuke; Sasori) They're more than meets the eye. (Optimus Prime! Hahaha.)
58. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Sasori; Gaara) "You stole my face! My hair, my eye color, everything! What the eff, you bitch!?" Gaara: "Pfft. At least I don't live with my grandmother." Sasori: "Take it back. You want Kankuro to be poisoned again?" Gaara: "Do you want your grandmother and Sakura to kill you to pieces again?" "Sasori: "...You win."
59. Where would 8 meet 9? (Gaara; Neji) Where Lee threatened to take them both down while wearing 200 pound-leg weights.
60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Neji; Hinata) "You will NEVER be fit to inherit the Hyuuga throne!"
61. What would make 10 scared of 1? (Hinata; Sakura) Sakura's brashness and her scaryass temper.
62. Is 3 Gay? (Konan) I really, really doubt it. She wears eyeshadow and flowers in her hair. That's pretty girly.
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