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7 Beautiful Vampires and a Clumsy Human by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
A look in to the lives of the Cullens, Hales, werewolves, and Bella through a series of one shots. Includes Emmett microwaving his pants and an interesting conversation. Mild Breaking Dawn spoilers...maybe. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 8/16/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
CRESCENT DAWN by Feathers Kiss reviews
My take on what I think happens after Eclipse.B & E are faced with not only the dangers of telling her parents about their engagement,but also the consequences of their ever building lust for one another. Come see how it all unfolds! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,743 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Rub My Tummy Edward by 99x9RedRoses reviews
a Bunch of one shots, T for safty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Why is Emmet so brotherly? by Jude Prudence reviews
For all those that wondered. my story explains it all.Much luv to reviewers.Please RxR.I want your honest opinions but please be gentle.First fanfiction.Yes, I know there are a lot of typos I will fix them....eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Yahoo! by CullenGirl.13 reviews
The Cullen's talk through the wonders of Yahoo...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Bella's Mental Breakdown by ActualTwilight reviews
Bella has a random mental breakdown and goes rather insane for a while. BellaEdwardBased on a true story. :D One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Italian Princess by Ascended Angel reviews
Bella: Italian Princess. Jessica and Lauren: servents Mike: french prince. Jaocb: bella's freind. Edward will be involved, but you will have to wait to find out. Disclaimer: i own nothing! full sumery in first chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
VeritasAusus by Greek Goddesses reviews
Truth or dare with the Cullens! What crazy things will they get into? Whith the Cullens, nothing is impossible! And, they have some very special people playing too! Who? Read too find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007