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Joined 08-21-07, id: 1358284, Profile Updated: 03-27-16
Author has written 9 stories for Ice Age, Over the Hedge, Ratatouille, and Kung Fu Panda.

Not dead, just sleeping.

A Little About Me:

First up no my pen name doesn't mean anything, I'm not nearly clever enough for that. It's just a funny phonetic spelling for my happy little desert island home.

As far as details go there's really not that much to say. I'm a guy, I like to read, I like to write and I like to think that I'm pretty good at it. I also like to dabble in musical stuff like playing guitar and writing lyrics whenever the mood takes me but writing stories is and always has been my one true passion. Other than that I'm just an unremarkable middle class white boy from coastal Australia with big dreams and no plans who could probably do with a couple hours at the gym.

Please note that although I haven't published anything in a long time, I am still alive and writing. It's just that I've chosen to focus my efforts on original work and any fanfiction I do write I am determined to, if not finish, at least get 3/4 through before uploading for obvious reasons. By all means read on and if you enjoy it please feel free to let me know but please also remember that many of these are not finished and probably never will be. Believe me I know what it's like to love a story that ultimately never reaches a conclusion, but I also know that once the spark is gone there's rarely any point in trying to force myself because it will always show and the quality of the story always suffers. I'm sorry but that's just how it is for me.

I would love to say I have some new things in the works, which is always technically true, but I wouldn't hold your breath for new uploads just yet.

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Bringing The News by Goddess on a Highway reviews
Between IA2 and IA3. After Ellie discovers she might be pregnant, she'll have to tell her overprotective hubbie the news. XD
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ellie, Manny - Complete
Two of Hearts by Tiarhlu reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, and RJ sees this as a perfect opportunity to hunt for chocolate. He drags a reluctant Ozzie off on a "sweet" adventure. Some RJ/Ozzie awkwardness and fluff.
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Hibernation On Hold by Cel Stacker reviews
RJ has a plan to take advantage of the human holiday season. There's a big catch involved, however, that concerns Verne. Please R&R for more of the story!
Over the Hedge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Swallow by Lady Myotismon reviews
Ratatouille fic. Anton Ego said in the movie If I don't love it, I don't swallow. That pretty much sums this oneshot up. AntonAlfredo slash rated T for being suggestive but there is nothing graphic
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Limp by Live2Read reviews
Another Crash and Eddie tragedy. I can't help myself. Read and find out why the vulture attacked little Eddie. Again, it's fluffy.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Hold Me Tighter by Live2Read reviews
The twins [Crash and Eddie] and their expirience in a flood. Angsty. Brotherfluff.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Feeling the Big Things by Took-Baggins reviews
A luau leads RJ to meet the girl of his dreams, but how will he convince her? RJxLuby possible slight RJxStella Currently on hiatus.
Over the Hedge - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006
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The End reviews
An expanded ending for certain anti-heroic wolf written so all could behold the tale of what happened during the final fleeting hours after his betrayal in all its tragicomic splendour.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Wolf Boss - Complete
Journey to the Greenlands: Over and Under reviews
It's been two years since the herd's last endeavour. Peaches is growing fast, Sid and Diego are learning the ins and outs of godparenthood while Crash and Eddie are just busy being themselves, but just as the old adage goes what goes up must come down.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,833 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009
Just a Game reviews
One night a comet is predicted to fly over the valley and Crash and Eddie join with everyone else to see it but when they decide to play at the pond circumstances become more complicated than they could have ever imagined. Was it just a game? CrashxEddie
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Crash, Eddie - Complete
Life or Love? reviews
During the minutes leading up to the final heist Stella convinces RJ to join her for a walk around the grove to get some fresh air and calm their nerves, but when RJ succumbs to temptation he is faced with a dilemma for which there can be no happy ending.
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
The Good Life reviews
A story about RJ and his family woodland animals living the good life in the suburbs five years after the movie. Featuring a wild party, a cursed American Marten, a man in dark glasses, several romantic misadventures and the conspiracy to take it all away
Over the Hedge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008
Don't Wait Up reviews
Ratatouille. A short story about a very young Emile and the tragic break-up he once suffered through as part of his important position in the colony. I like to think of it as a reason for why he's so fat :P
Ratatouille - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
Roadkill reviews
A very short piece written from Vincent's point of view about a roadkill occurring outside his cave. About as interesting as it sounds to be honest, but I still think it's worth a read if only to catch a brainfull of what's to come.
Over the Hedge - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
Hour of Need reviews
When a mother hawk loses her entire family to an unknown predator; alone and on the brink of suicide she finds comfort in the most unlikely animal imaginable. Re-titled: Previously 'The Possum'. Please R&R, I love feedback!
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Eddie - Complete
Ice Age: The Journey to the Green Lands Part I reviews
After the flood our subzero heroes now find themselves being led to a paradise known as the Green Lands while slowly discovering Crash and Eddie's sad and bizarre pasts. Discontinued to be replaced by a revised re-write on which I'm currently hard work.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007