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Author has written 22 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, D N Angel, Jane and the Dragon, Tales of Legendia, Tales of Vesperia, and Tales of Destiny.

No one, not many people, reads these things, do they?

I don't have much to say, but here it is. I'm old enough to know what I'm doing here, not gonna say my name, I'm a guy, and I live in America, and for those of you who don't already know this, I'm as lazy as Lloyd Irving(but he might be worse...)

My hobbies are strange. I read shojo(&shounen) manga, draw cartoons, write stories (fanfics & my own), take martial arts, play video games, and listen to music probably no one's ever heard of in their life. These listed are just a few.

If anyone bothers to read this far, despite it being so near the beginning, I'd like to say that I am one of those writers who can live off of reviews. If makes me really happy to get a review from someone who read one of my stories, so if you read any of the ones listed way down below, please send me a review. ^_^

Oh yeah, my penname used to be LittleKwanChang92 for anyone who may be looking for my stories that way. ^_^

TEMP. NOTICE FOR ALL READERS OF One World: Altamira: I have decided to try and add another chapter or so to this. Not sure when it'll be uploaded, but I shall try to get it on here some time soon.

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Favorite Stuff

(no particular order for any)

1. Anime/Manga/Video Games/T.V. Shows

Naruto, InuYasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Furuba(Fruits Basket), Hikaru No Go, One Piece, Card Captor Sakura, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of Symphonia:Dawn of the New World, Tales of the Abyss, Tales of - how abbot I just say the Tales of series?, Legend of Zelda - EXCEPT Majora's Mask -, Magic Knights Rayearth, Dragon Knights, Pokemon, Yugi-Oh!, Rurouni Kenshin, Danny Phantom, Sonic, & Yu Yu Hakusho, Ouran Host Club, et. cetera, et cetera, et. cetera. (the list just keeps getting longer for some reason...)

2. Books

Harry Potter, Artimis Fowl, The Chosen, The Gospel According to Larry, A Separate Peace, and many more I'm not going to list (so be greatful!). Ack, I sound like Ratatosk Emil...

3. Pairings (well, some)

SasukeXGaara, NarutoXSakura, RyouXLettuce, KyoXTohru, LiXSakura(sometimes), EriolXLi, LloydXColette, GenisXPresea, RegalXAlicia, YuanXMartel, ZelosXSheena, KratosXAnna, LinkXZelda, DrewXMay, AshXMisty, YamiXTea, KenshinXKaoru, RichterXEmil, RonXHemione, TonksXRemus, SonicXAmy, TailsXCosmo, ShuichiXHiro(hey, Yuki's a jerk), InuYashaXKagome, MirokuXSango, SatoshiXDaisuke, HikaruXKaoru, KyoyaXTamaki, LXLight, MattXMello, KazukiXKeita, HideakiXTetsuya, KaoruXOmi, KojiXTakuto, JinXHiroya, RatatoskXMarta, FlynnXYuri, GuyXLuke, LeonXStahn, JadeXDist

4. stuff I heard people/characters say (so, yeah. Quotes)

"Tales of" Games: I'm warning you all now, some of these quotes have spoilers...gomen ne for that if you haven't played the game and wish to do so without knowing what may happen. Also...there be lots of Tales Quotes.

Aster: Courage is the Magic that turns Dreams into Reality. I'm not sure why I capitalized magic, dreams, and reality...

Richter Abend: They're words a human with a few screws loose said long ago.

:The smaller the dog the bigger the bark.

:Make up your mind. Even dogs can think for themselves.

:Nothing will change if you just take it!

:If you don't stand up for yourself nothing will change.

:Pain will only last an instant.

:You know, you should stand up for yourself.

:Those who would grovel and beg, or run away at the first sight of another's anger are dogs. Or even worse.

:Are you a dog? Or are you really a man?

Emil: I'm sorry. Richter: Stop apologizing. Emil: Oh, right...sorry. Richter: sighs

Richter: There's still some pain, but I have only myself to blame. The fact that I lost to such a fool pains me more. Emil: hangs head I'm sorry... Richter: sighs It was a joke. Emil:looks up What? hangs head again Oh, I'm sorry. Richter: pushes up glasses Didn't I tell you to stop apologizing without reasons? Emil: steps back Oh, I'm sor--I mean, yes, you did.

Richter: Thank you. If we hadn't found any rosemary here, I'd be forced to start my search all over again. Emil: I guess good fortune comes to good people. Richter: Was that sarcasm? Emil: laughs Just a bit. Richter: laughs You got me there. Emil, Tenebrae and Aqua all recoil. Richter: What? Why are you all so shocked? Emil: You laughed. Richter: pushes up glasses Of course I laugh sometimes. What do you think I am?

Richter: But if you just shy away every time and never stand up for yourself, nothing will ever change. You're no better than a dog on a leash. Emil: turns to Richter angrily I'm not a - I'm not a dog! Richter: folds arms I'm not the one you need to tell that to.

Richter: His actions mirror your own. You were afraid and retreated into your shell, so he did the same. You both do what comes easiest, but that won't change anything. I was the same, once. Emil: surprised You were afraid, too? What were you afraid of? Richter: Humans. So I avoided and ignored them. But then, someone taught me that nothing would ever change if I stayed that way. Emil: Who taught you? Richter: "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality." A friend. A foolish, naive friend with a few screws loose taught me that. Courage is also what you need to break out of your shell.

Emil Castagnier (while in Ratatosk Mode): You'd better pray to Martel one last time...pray to her for a painless death!

: I said stop you miserable swine!

:Where's your divine judgement now? Well, go ahead. SHOW IT TO ME!! proceeds to continuously beat up Magnar

Emil Castagnier: Regal killed the one he loved with his own hands. I wonder how it happened. If I end up fighting Richter will I be able to when the time comes? Wait, I mean, I'm not in love with Richter or anything. I mean, it's not like that! Uh, not that I don't like him or anything. Actually I like him a lot, but...sighs weakly I don't even know what I'm thinking anymore.

Richter: That wasn't that bad. Emil: I-I'm sorry! Richter: Don't apologize. That was a compliment. Emil: Yes. I'm sorry. Richter: sighs

Richter: Is that all? Emil: I-I'm sorry! Richter: I'm talking about the monster Emil: I'm sorry. Richter: sighs

Richter: Hey, watch what you're doing you idiot. Ratatosk Emil: Who you calling an idiot, stupid. Richter: sarcastically That was mature. Ratatosk Emil: Damn it!

Richter: Don't let your guard down until the end, you fool. Ratatosk Emil: Who're you calling a fool, you idiot?! Richter: scoffs Grow up. Ratatosk Emil: Damn it!

Zelos: Bow down to the top dog! Colette: Zelos...you're a dog? Zelos: No, that's not what I- Ratatosk Emil: You better be house trained. Zelos: Hey!

Zelos: Bow down to the top dog! Colette: Zelos...you're a dog? Zelos: No, that's not what I- Emil: I think he's more of a cat... Zelos:Why do I even try?

Marta: There's no enemy before love! Ratatosk Emil: So you lose if there's no love? Marta: Yes! So please tell me you love me! Ratatosk Emil: ...We can lose next time. Marta: Emil!

Marta: Emil, I was so scared! Ratatosk Emil:You were more scary. Marta: What did you say?! Ratatosk Emil:...Nothing.

Regal: Nice skills! Ratatosk Emil: Nice moves. Marta: What about me? Regal: Nice weapon. Marta: That has nothing to do with me!

Marta: giggles You're so amazing! Ratatosk Emil: Shut up, it was nothing. Marta: I love the way you said that! Ratatosk Emil: I'm not fighting anymore.

Zelos: That was totally gnarly! Ratatosk Emil: Don't you ever get embarrassed? Zelos: You don't pull any punches, do you?

Zelos: No one stands a chance against the Great Zelos! Marta: Great? Ratatosk Emil: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Zelos: ...That's it?

Zelos: No one stands a chance against the Great Zelos! Lloyd: You mean, no one can stand you, right? Zelos: Th...that's what I was waiting for, Bud! Genis: He's just starving for attention.

Zelos: Don't fall for me, hunny! Sheena: Never. Marta: As if. Emil: If you want, I'll introduce you to some of the female monsters. Zelos: God, this is just depressing.

Tenebrae: I am not a dog! I am a Centurian. Centurians are not summon spirits, nor are we animals, but- Sheena: Shh! If we keep talking, we'll be caught! Tenebrae: but- Sheena: grins Speaking Ban in effect!

Richter: (to Emil) What are you waiting for? Come on, let's go. Alba: W-Wait! There are monsters in there. Richter: Yes, and? Alba: I'm telling you it's dangerous! You can go if you want, but leave him here with us! Richter: Didn't you just call him a demonic little brat?

Raine Sage: You kept it a secret because it is true, correct?

Presea Combatir: You blame people for their birth and uprbringing, things they cannot control, it is you who is not human.

Kratos Aurion:Don't die, Lloyd...

:Blame your fate.

:This isn't a field trip, you know...

:Feel the pain...of those inferior beings...as you burn in hell.

:Do not speak ill of the dead.

:Overconfidence breeds carelessness.

:Do not meddle with things that you cannot predict the outcome.

:Averting your eyes won't make a difference...

:Won't you get bored halfway through?

:Not knowing is not a crime, remaining complacent in your ignorance and feeling no shame is.

:My son needs me!

:I suppose pursuing after your peers in competition is another one of the 'joys of youth'.

:No one should have to bear the burden of taking a life.

:after being reprimanded by Lloyd (of all people...) ...You’re…right. To think, I had to have my son teach me such an obvious lesson.

:Struggle against these holy chains... SHINING BIND!

:Sacred powers, cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls. Rest in peace, sinners! JUDGEMENT!

Lloyd: Kratos...you're pretty weird. Kratos: Maybe I am.

Lloyd: I wish I could summon, and say cool things like: BURN to oblivion! Genis: Knowing Lloyd, he's more likely to set one of us on fire...

Lloyd Irving: There's a significance in being born.

: Just by being alive, your life has value.

: Studying is for chumps!

:I defeated Kratos, the angel, the one who betrayed us. And I forgive Kratos, the hero of the Ancient War, who helped us. That’s all.

:We trusted you...

:Mom, I hope you were watching...

: Well, if one sword has a power of 100, then two have the power of 200, right?

:What will you accomplish by dying? Nothing! There is no meaning in dying!

:(After Presea handles the sacred wood with ease) I've lost all confidence as a man.

:Regardless of who your real father is, you’re still you. Nothing’s changed. You just have two fathers. Just think of yourself as being lucky for having more than most people do.

Sheena: And don't come back! Colette: I don't think they can come back... Sheena: You're becoming more like Lloyd, aren't you?

Genis Sage: Amateurs...

:I'll show you powerlessness! INDIGNATION JUDGEMENT!

:(On Rodyle being inferior to Zelos) I'd say you two are on the same level.

Sheena Fujibayashi: If there really is a goddess, why did she make a world like this?

Zelos Wilder: Whatever will be, will be.

:Me? You want me to carry this ogre by myself? Are you kidding me?

:(to Genis) Well, in the end, we're the same. Nobody wanted us to be born.

:As she fell, she grabbed my shoulder and told me, "You should never have been born."

:This guy's really stubborn, simple minded, and tough as nails. So he's more than a match for you by himself. But anyway... try your best.

:I think... parents are there to protect their children... But this guy, he just goes back and forth like he can't make up his mind! Doesn't he realize that it only hurts you? And after all that, he challenges you to a duel?! What kind of family turns swords against one another? This whole thing is crazy!

:I know that they're normal people, just like you and me. But that's what discrimination is about. Knowing that, and still not being able to shake that feeling...

:It's alright... To tell the truth, I got kind of tired of living anyway...

Regal Bryant: They're all so violent.

:(to Presea) In this case, it's all right to just ignore Zelos.

Mithos Yggdrasill There's lots for a few reasons. One being he's got such a sad story that I can't help but sympathize with him.

:By using the Exspheres to eliminate the different bloods that flow within elves and humans, everyone will become the same lifeless beings. Discrimination will vanish. That is the grand age I strive for.

:People fear and hate what is not normal. They are scared of those that are different. Then the solution is for everyone to become the same.

:With revolution comes sacrifice. If you cannot understand that, then you deserve to die with the others.

:sarcastically Wow, that was an amazingly corny speech. Congratulations.

:mocking No life should be born for the sole purpose of dying? What do you think those Exspheres are that you’re using?

:Is it a sin to be weak hearted? Not everyone's strong. Not everyone can stand being despised.

:And thus, you forget the past… The countless lives that were lost... and the pain of those that suffered. Crimes must be met with punishment.

:Do you think I'm going to beg for forgiveness? Ridiculous! There is no Goddess. So I will continue to pursue my ideals. If there is no place where I can live, and if I've been denied my Age of Lifeless Beings... then the only thing left for me is to build a new world on Derris-Kharlan. A world just for my sister and me!

:My sister means everything to me. I won't let any of you stand in my way. I'll revert this entire world back to nothingness.

:My dream of a world for my sister and me...

:(to Lloyd) Farewell, my shadow, you who stand at the end of the path I chose not to follow. I wanted my own world, so I don't regret my choice. I would make the same choice all over again. I will continue to choose this path!

:We're better off casting aside such filth and becoming lifeless beings.

:None of you understand how I feel!

:That is merely logic. People are not moved by logic.

:People need not introduce themselves to a dog. (Lloyd protests) Fine. I will tell you my name, wretched human. I am Yggdrasill, leader of Cruxis. ...And the Desians.

:I'll show you the meaning of true power!

:Not everyone is strong, not everyone can stand being hated.

Yuan:And just who the hell are you?

:You certainly have guts. But I'm afraid I don't see the need to introduce myself to a miserable little creature like you.

:You changed once you got a family. Just like that time fifteen years ago. When Anna was transformed into a monster, you lost the ability to fight back. If she hadn't been together with you, she would have never turned out like that. Such an unfortunate woman.

:Kratos, if you value your son's life at all, do as we say. Release Origin's seal. Otherwise, Lloyd dies right here.

Magnius: Vermin!

Yuan: You've fallen right into my trap, fool! Lloyd: (to Zelos) He just called you a fool. Presea: Zelos...is clumsy. Zelos: clearly sarcastic Oh...I'm so sad now...

Lloyd: It's a...washtub? Genis: Yep, it's a washtub. Kratos: intrigued Washtubs, hmm... Colette: Wow! This looks fun! Raine: nervously I-I'm going to wait here. Go on without me. Lloyd: What's wrong, Professor Sage? Raine: N-nothing. I'm not getting in that thing. Colette: completely oblivious It looks fun! Come on, let's get in! Genis: grabs Raine's hand Yeah, Raine! Raine: AHH! All look to Raine in surprise. Lloyd: "Ahh?" Professor Sage...are you afraid of water or something? Raine: I-I was just starting to say, "Ahh, this should be fun!" Lloyd: Um...sure. Kratos: Heh

Zelos: pinned to the ground by Regal threatening to kill him Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you. Lloyd: sarcastically ...I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you.

Guy Ceceil: If you look up "villain" in the dictionary, I bet you'll see Jade's face next to it.

:Only a child needs kindness to be blatantly obvious in order to see it.

:You're good at spotting silver linings so long as it's someone else's cloud.

:I like looking at beautiful women...

:(to Jade) ...You really know how to get on people's nerves.

:shudders Women are scary...

:Asch may be the real Luke Fabre, but that idiot is my best friend. I'm going back for him.

Meiu: You're great Master! You gave me the name 'Thing'!

Jade Curtiss: Don't worry, the worst thing that could happen is we'd all die.

:I, who stand in the full light of the heavens, command thee who opens the gates of hell! Come forth divine lightning! This ends now! INDIGNATION!

:I'm not sure about 'friend,' but we do have an awkward bond of sorts.

:Having this many suicidal people around is really getting on my nerves.

:And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40.

:Yes. Human life is a valuable thing. But if we sit here and do nothing, a war will start, and even more people will die.

:(to Asch) What’s wrong? You look like you just swallowed a bug… Oh, wait, you always look like that.

:Unlike in fairy tales, the world doesn’t live happily ever after.

:Curiosity can at times reveal things that were better left unknown.

:Accepting the truth is difficult. But it is also necessary.

:Flattery won’t get you anywhere with me.

:I merely expressed distrust as a matter of formality.

:There are two sides to the power people hold. That power cannot be used properly until one recognizes them both.

:I must admit it rather pains me to be trusted

:...I should not have let myself get so far out of control.

:No, no. I've been frail since birth. fake coughs

:I suppose the score won't matter if everyone's dead.

:Oh I assure you, I'm crying inside, racked with guilt.

:Why, if it isn't Dist the runny.

:(about Dist) It'll take more than that to kill him. He has the tenacity of a cockroach.

:Guy, explain.

:The fact that I didn't kill you shows that my skills have dulled.

:No, as his owner. He was a charming pet.

Luke fon Fabre: Guy...doesn't like girls.

:If it's kill or be killed, then dammit, I'm killing!

:You're blue, have weird ears, sound like a girl, and breathe fire... You're a thing.

:But then again, with Jade here we're already pretty close to bad guys anyway.

Asch the Bloody: I'll make those words your last, REPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


:You’ll only find the truth by looking with your own eyes and walking with your own feet.

Dist the Rose/Reaper/Runny: Now, who do you think you are? Just you wait! I'm putting this down in my revenge journal!

:Grrrrrrrrrr! I'm being mocked by savages!

Anise: Hmm... Jade: What are you up to, Anise? Plotting to murder Tear, perhaps? Eliminate an obstacle to marrying Luke? Anise: Of course not! I'd never do anything like that! It's about Guy... Jade: Ah, his fear of women? Anise: You saw how seriously terrified he was. It's like I can't really tease him anymore... Guy: ...Seriously terrified, huh. Anise: Whoa! Guy: ...Don't worry about it. Not to quote Ion or anything, but perhaps being teased during this journey might help me to get over it. Jade: Well, he reacted most strongly when you grabbed him from behind... As long as you avoid that, you should be just fine. Anise: Right. Here we go! Peta peta peta peta peta... Guy: S-stop that! Cut it out! No, don't...! Ack! No! Please! Stoooooooooop!! Anise & Jade: Peta peta peta peta peta peta peta peta... Guy: ...Th-that's enough already! And you stay out of this, Jade! Jade: adjusts glasses. Guy and Anise look at him with uncertain looks.

Luke:(to Tear) He’s not talking about you. He must mean Anise and Mieu. Mieu: But Master, I’m a boy! Luke: You sure as hell don’t sound like one!

Peony: I suppose [I could lend you this sword] if those three cute girls beg. Natalia: That's a fine case of sexual harassment! Peony: Okay, then the guys will do it, too. Go ahead, Luke. Luke: Me!? sighs Please lend us the sword. Peony:Next. Guy: With all due respect, Your majesty, We would like to borrow this sword. Peony: bored Next. Anise: Emperor Peony, you're so handsome~ Can we pleease borrow the sword?~ Pretty please, with sugar on top?~ Peony: Haha, great, great! Just wait until you're six years older and I'll date you any time! Luke: Woah, he sure changes quick... Natalia: teeth clenched Please lend us the sword. Peony: Oooh, that icy smile! Yes! Everyone looks at Tear Tear: M-me too? ... Your majesty, if it's okay, we would like to borrow this sword... Peony: Oh, that hint of naivete! Yeah... Jade: Your majesty-- Peony: quickly Shut up. Don't beg; I'll puke. Jade: Now, now, Your Majsty; Please allow me to make my most sincere of requests. Peony: No. Leave. Jade: Oh, how unfortunate... We'll be taking the sword, then.

Anise:(about Luke) Who cares about that idiot? Guy: I do, because he’s an idiot. I don’t know what he’d do alone. And… I have faith that he can get past this.

Guy: Part of that’s my fault, though. Luke: You didn’t have anything to do with it. Guy: I’m partly responsible for raising you from a blank state to a selfish, spoiled kid.

Anise: The colonel looks scary, but he's a fun guy on the inside. Luke and Guy: simultaneously No, he's scary on the inside too.

Tear: Our formation...! Jade: Hahahahaha, this is terrible! Guy: ...like you really mean it.

Luke: Damn, these things are annoying! Jade: You should feel right at home.

Luke: You're weak! Guy: You're a hack! Jade: You're whack.

Yuri Lowell: (to Karol) Don't you remember? raises voice to an awkwardly high tone "Prepare to die eggbear!"

Rita Mordio: Having you pity me makes me want to jump off this cliff.

:You break into someone's house, call the owner a thief, and wave a sword in their face? What the hell kind of sense is that!?

:Zap...I like the way that sounds.

Karol: Y-you're sure it's totally dead, right? Yuri: Raaaagh! Karol: Gyaaaah! Yuri: Wow, Captain. If I didn't know you were just goofing around, I'd swear you were really scared. Karol: Uh... H-hah hah... Pretty good, huh?

Flynn: But…! shakes head …Forget it. I can't explain. I'll just yell at you again. Yuri: Heh heh. In that case… draws sword Try it like this. Flynn: Yuri…! Yuri: You're not going to beat me in an argument. But you know what you can beat me in… shows Flynn his sword This. Flynn: Yeah… You're right. Just like always. Flynn draws and crosses swords with Yuri Everything I feel is in this sword! Yuri: …Good. Come on!

Flynn: Didn't we swear on our swords when we were kids? We would fight to make people smile. Yuri: Yeah… Even if we followed different paths. Flynn: Even if we bear different burdens. Yuri: Even if people praised us, of hated us… Flynn: The knights and the guilds won't change. Right? Yuri: There are places in each of us the other can't reach. Flynn: That's why we're not alone.

Yuri: I recognize it for what it is, and I've made my choices. Murder is a crime. Flynn: And even knowing that, you intend to dirty your hands. Yuri: Intend to? I already have. Flynn: So this is the path you've chosen. Yuri: Don't make me repeat myself. Anyone else think Yuri does the dirty work because he doesn't want Flynn to have to?

Sodia: Why?! Why didn't you call me out for my actions that time? I… I tried to kill you... Yuri: Oh. I'm not letting it go. But I don't have time to deal with someone who gave up on everything. Sodia: I haven't given up… Yuri: No? So why haven't you gone to help Flynn, even alone? You wanted to protect him so badly you'd kill me. Why won't you protect him now?! Sodia: I…I can't protect him by myself … Please… save him… Please... Yuri: You don't have to tell me to do that. Sodia: Please… Yuri: You know, there's one thing I agree with you on. Sodia: ? Yuri: I'm a criminal. I could be killed any time. Flynn is the perfect knight. A perfect leader. He doesn't need a criminal by his side. Sodia: … Yuri: I'm just standing in until the right person comes along. Sodia: Yuri… You're wrong, Yuri!

Yuri: Hey, don't go getting yourself ripped apart! Flynn: You'll get yourself killed if you keep watching me fight! Yuri: Hah hah! Come on, I'm just in awe of the great Flynn Scifo! Flynn: Sh-shut up!! Yuri: Hey, this isn't the time to get worked up. Flynn: I am not worked up!! Yuri: Okay, don't hide it! Flynn: Would you be serious for once?! Yuri: I am serious! Flynn: I can't concentrate with you talking all the time! Yuri: Well, I can't concentrate without talking! Sooo...we're kinda stuck.


Ryuuzaki: I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?


Hatsuharu Sohma: dazed A mystery...

Naruto Uzumaki: Believe it!

Kagome: Sit!

Dark: You look like an angel, but you think like a devil!

Tamaki Souh: It'll be a good experience!

Edward Elric: Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now so you just look the other way for a second.

Hiei: (to Kuwabara)Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?

:(to Yuusuke)You're a team-player, a save-the-day superhero . . . I hate people like you.

Kurama: Clearly, he must face his own demons before he faces us.

Itachi Uchiha: People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true.That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "Correct" or "True"? Merely vague concepts...their "Reality" may all be a mirage. Can we simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?

Deidara: Art is a bang!

Haku: I...find it dificult to embrace the full shinobi philosophy.I can't help but prefer that the two of you..not force me to kill you.However,if you come at me, I will kill my own heart with my blade,just as the word "shinobi" was the words "heart" and "blade"-and act as a fill fledged shinobi would!

Alphonse Elric: Science that doesn't help people is no science at all.

. . . Other:

David: I am the Holy Buddhist Monk named David.

the King(from The King and I): "Et. cetera, et. cetera, et. cetera."

From RaInBoW MADNESS's profile: "To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you might be the world"

Theophile Gautier: To gain the friendship of a cat is a difficult thing. The cat is a philosophical, methodical, quiet animal, tenacious of its own habits, fond of order and cleanliness, and it does not lightly confer its friendship. If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. He keeps his free will, though he loves, and he will not do for you what he thinks is unreasonable. But if he once gives himself to you it is with absolute confidence and affection.

Raven(Teen Titans): monotoned A little help here? I don't do funny.

:monotoned I don't do fear.

J-Mac: Apostle.

Norrington: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."

Bill Gates: Be nice to nerds, you'll work for them.

Genie: Sand. It's everywhere. Get used to it!

Mark Twain: One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Francis Bacon: Knowldege is power.

Master Splinter: And remember: GO NINJA! GO NINJA! GO!

Tucker: For the record, I blame you.

Fiero: Got it. Just...don't get mad at me.

Genie: Well I feel sheep-ish. Alright you baaa-ad boy, but no more free-be's.

Elphaba: Well we can't all come and go by bubble.

Sagi: I'll be up before you can count to fifty...zzz...

Quote from Kitori-xxx's profile, whom has written a wonderful story called "Ticket out of loserville": " I respect every cosplayer, even if their cosplay wasn't perfect. They worked hard on their cosplay, they were brave enough to show up.


Quotes from other authors' stories

Seth Irving from 'Children of Heavens': Uhh dad, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone here is now dumber for having heard it. I award you no points, and may Martel have mercy on you soul.”

Mithos from Freakyanimegal's 'Grandkid': HEY! LISTEN OR GOD DANG IT I'LL GO CRUXIS ON YOU!! (Chapter 59-DerrisKharlan. . .well, used to be. now it's Chapter 64)

Genis from Freakyanimegal's 'Tales of Halloween Parties': (to Lloyd)I'm about two seconds away from casting 'indingnation' on your hide.

Yuan from Shushuna's 'Kratos' Childhood': (to Kratos)Throwing yourself into danger doesn't always mean you're brave... sometimes it only means you're dumb!

Kratos & Yuan from Shushuna's 'Kratos' Chilhood':

Y-That doesn't mean he won't harm you.

K--... Fine, mother! I'll be careful!

From I don't remember where

If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. SheenaFujiFilm, Penamesolen, Freakyanimegal456, ShadowVDP, Natasha Knight, melodyhina123, Tsundere-kun

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If your the weirdo who bursts into song in the hallways of your school, post this to your profile.

Life is what you make of it. Death is what you wish for when you mess that up.

Sometimes people runaway to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

The hardest wounds to heal are not are not what you can see, but what you can not.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

School is a necessary evil that we all must endure.

It's hard not to cry when everything is wrong and nothing is right.

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Play with fire no matter what your mommy says... its fun.

Just because I smile doesn't mean I'm happy. It's because 1 smile covers millions of tears.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

A friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be in the cell next to you saying "Dang!... that was fun!!"

Sarcasm, just one more service I offer.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

If your 11th birthday was the worst because you didnt get a letter to Hogwarts, copy and paste this to your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

I wish I can gather all my tears so I can drown you in them!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

Where there's a will, there's a million relatives.

From random youtube videos I found whilst wandering youtube

Yaoi-Con 09:


-Naruto: I know what you're doing dattebayo, and Jesus does too!

-Sasuke: Stage, audience, a member of the cast I've barely even met. Am I stuck in another fanfiction?(quote skip! _)...I do not want to see, Jiraya...(you'll just have to see what I mean on your own).
(to Itachi, obviously) Itachi, I hate you...But Naruto is the best Uke of all time.

THE AUDITIONS (no idea what con, but probably Yaoi-Con 08)

-Sasuke: (to Naruto) That-that was my FAMILY.

-Uryuu Ishida: This. This is not the fabric store, Ichigo lied to me. . . .

-Tsunade: That's not fair. I've been trying to quit ever since they cast me.
I hate this job. Everyone's freaking creepy and Naruto's half my age.

-Gaara: (to Naruto)I heard you guys were having try-outs for Sasuke. I want in.
(to Naruto) I'm just so tired...I just wanna sleeeeeep. Did you know? They didn't even let me sleep through the fillers. The Fillers! I got to sleep for, like, 20 minutes, but then YOU had to go and bring me back to life.
(to Naruto)Starbucks has this free cup membership card, okay? I'm its number one member.
Sasuke why did you leave me here with these freaks?!
also randomly I just lost the game.

-Naruto: (Gaara: SAND COFFIN!) There's no special effects on right now. (Gaara: SAND COFFIN!) It doesn't work!
(to Sai's consoling line further down this page) No! Get away from me. I am not gay. I am not gay.
I am not gay.
(Uryuu Ishida: would you get your hand off my posterior?) Yeah, I'm not gay. I am noooot gay.
(Tsunade:...and Naruto's half my age.) Ohhhhh I changed my mind, I am gay.

-Sai: (to Naruto, while holding Kakashi's book) I can console you. I've been reading, all about consoling.

-Axel: It's okay, even if we only have the prologue, we own the fandom.

Yaoi-Con 07

-Naruto: Nothing I love you.
How can you even call yourself a human being? I bet you never loved me. (Sasuke: Shut up.)

-Kakashi: walks over to Gaara So uh... (Gaara: NO.)
Where's my book? spots it, picks up and starts reading Ah, book book book.
points at Sasuke who is cat fighting Naruto I didn't teach him to fight like that.

-Sasuke: Wait, do brothers count?
pointing at Gaara I have eyebrows.

-Gaara: WHAT? What about last Tuesday?
pointing at Sasuke He has black hair.

Koi's Happy Valentine's Day

-Naruto: Boooorrrrtebayo.
I bet you wouldn't want to study, if your boyfriend forgot Valentine's Day. Would you? Would you?

-Sasuke: (Naruto glomps him) flatly You're welcome.

Itachi: Life and Times in 5 Minutes

-Sasuke: (to Itachi) You lost the game. (Itachi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

-Itachi: KAME...HAME...HA!

-Deidara/Gaara conversation.

-Kakashi (NINJA, NINJA RAP!)

Koi Presents Angst Wars

-Gaara: Your fire ate my marshmallow.
*insert long rant here*
Oh Teddy, you're the only one who understands me. What? What was that Teddy? Light my friends on fire, why would I do that?
Now look what you made me do. You made me look crazy. Bad Teddy! *gasps* OMG Teddy! Teddy I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. I'll never do it again. Please forgive...me?

Stuff I HATE

A. Pairings that are just WRONG. (like ZelosXColette or you know, GaaraXKankuro)

B. When people talk about how "great" Zelos is

Now, for some more random nonsense. . .

I SUPPORT THE BUNNY!! Copy the bunny into your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)


Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

║╔╗║╔╗║║║║║╩╣-- heh, i stole this from somebody, your welcome to steal it from me though!

Fill out #s 1-12 with names of people from fanfiction material and answer the questions


1- Sasuke

2- Naruto

3- Sakura

4- Shikamaru

5- Gaara

6- Ino

7- Kakashi

8- Itachi

9- Tsunade

10- Orochimaru

11- Hinata

12- Jiriaya

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

nope. not even sure those exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

no. Shikamaru's a lazy genius, but definitly a zero from me on this one.

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Sakura getting Shika pregnant? First off, never happen 'cause those two don't fit with each other at all. Besides, Saku's only got eyes for Sasuke.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Sure, why not? Make Hinata's day.

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?


7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Sasuke would beat Ino up, kidnap Gaara, and I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

When Sasuke left him for another man, namely a certain demon vessel, who would happen to drop by than his first love's apprentice?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

For me? NO WAY! Other people? shrugs I've seen them.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

When Books Rock Your World.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Everyone, even those with cloud envy, wants someone.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

"I love you so much, Sasuke!"

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Violence, cursing, hate triangle

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

"Oi, Dobe, get over here."

17) How emo is Seven?

Not very much, actually.


1- Colette Brunel

2- Raine Sage

3- Sheena Fujibayashi

4- Regal Bryant

5- Lloyd Irving

6- Presea Combatir

7- Emil Castinger


9- Marta Lualdi

10- Genis Sage

11- Richter Abend

12- Zelos Wilder

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

never in my life. wonders if PreRic even exists

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

ah, Regal's awesome in a mature way.

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

first off, Regal is devoted to his beloved. second, Sheena and him? Never.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

I seriously doubt it even though they're both half-elves. Raine probably can't stand Richter's personality.

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

0_0 I know I've read either pairing, but NO! Neither! Kratos has Anna and Genis has Presea. END OF DICUSSION (to me).

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Colette would simply stare open-mouthed at what she saw, turn around and run straight home to try and get the images out of her head.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

From past experiences with Zelos, Sheena's love life was headed downhill if she dated any more self-absorbed idiots. Geniuses on the other hand...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?


10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

I Know How You Feel, Kid

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

cringes um...Regal had finally gotten over Alicia, and with good reason.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

after the Chosen had been caught peeping...again "ZELOS!"

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Swallow the Knife" by Story of the Year

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cursing, violence, yuri, VIOLENCE

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

"Opps, giggles innocently I tripped."

17) How emo is Seven?

When he's not worrying about if he's really Aster or not, in Ratatosk Mode, or fighting? Not at all.


1- Umehito Nekozawa

2- Harui Fujioka

3- Tamaki Suoh

4- Eclair Tonnerre

5- Hikaru Hitachiin

6- Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka

7- Kaoru Hitachiin

8- Kyoya Ohtori

9- Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka

10- Renge Houshakuji

11- Yasuchika "Chika-chan" Haniozuka

12- Ritsu "Bosa Nova" Kasonoda

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

faints no, never.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

uh, no. She's just an annoying little rich girl.

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Eclair would disappear off the face of the Earth due to cough unfortunate circumstances.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, it's called Mori Knows.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Probably not. . .

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?


7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Nekozawa would probably nonchalantly offer one or either of them some sort of magic item in a creepy way.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

As he watched his fellow club members, all of them were pairing off. The twins, Mori-sempai and Honey-sempai...even Kyoya had a girlfriend. Where did that leave him but their overbearing manager?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO. it's TAMAKYO you're thinking of. Not, NekoKyo.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Girls Will Be Girls?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Ms. Tonnerre always wanted to learn more about Black Magic, and she knew just how to go about that.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?


14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"What Hurts the Most" by Rascal Flatts

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Cursing, hate triangle, occult references

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

"Would you like to purchase a Belzenef doll?"

17) How emo is Seven?

Kinda sorta when it comes to certain topics.


Number your 12 favorite Ouran characters and answer the questions. NO CHEATING!


1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Kyouya and Kuma-chan? Uh...no. Thank GAWD! That would give me nightmares..

5) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Hikaru and Kyouya!? Naw. I think they'd, like, bite each other's heads off.

11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Mori would...lure Kaoru into a dark room saying that Hikaru is there...or something. I don't really know.

20) If 1 saw 6 curled up in a corner what would they do?

Kaoru would mentally freak out for about 5 seconds, wonder why the hell Kyouya was curled up in a corner for anyway for about 3 seconds, back away slowly, then get the hell outta there as fast as he could, all the while yelling that hell had froze over.

21) If 1 had an extreme caffine rush, what would you do?

HIDE! No, that's too dangerous... I would leave the country! Do you know what Kaoru's like when's he's had sugar?! EGHAD MAN!

22) If you caught 3 and 9 in a closet together what would you do?

Hani and Usa-chan? I'd give Hani-sempai a piece of cake and ask to join him!

23)By the way, I set you up on a date with 8.


If you absolutly LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when people think Drew's a pervert copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, Tsundere-Kun

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have and insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. How many does that make it now...about say...wait--I lost count. Guess I have to start over again. One...Two...

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. ...Kratos Aurion...Flynn Scifo...Richter Abend...Guy Cecil. . . .^_^ '

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile....What?

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have never watched Laguna beach, The O.C., or the Hills and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. Cartoons are just better.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. What other reason would there be to be here?

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.Heh.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.What? I do.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. I am. Often and very easily.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because people live on the other side of the world from you still means that you can be friends - if you agree, copy this into your profile.

Even the most withered rose can have a fragrance when given a little blessing.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you even started dancing randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever beaten two "experts" at their own game, copy and paste this into your profile. It's true. I did.

If you've ever misspelled your own name/nickname, paste this on your profile. ...What? How was I supposed to know it was spelled L-K-C?

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't think I have if I'm on here, do you?

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Heh, heh, as if you couldn't tell?

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Don't say you never have...cause I know you'd be lying.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile ...no comment. coughloserscough

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/game and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Countless times...

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." copy and paste if your a ninja!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. You bet I am!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. Duh, look up.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. My friend and I thought we would be the opposite of what we are now if we were in another dimension just a few days ago...

If you have ever just started laughing maniacally for no reason, you know you are evil, but when you do it and have absoulutely no reason, you've lost your mind! If you agree post this into your profile! I know I've lost my mind and PROUD OF IT!

These are from Twilight's Truth:

-I'm in denial over a lot of things. But one thing I'm not in denial about is the fact that I am in denial.

-Forget about love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

-The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-I've seen the light! ... And it's shiny...

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this:

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanimg huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if yuo cna raed tihs psas it on


Re-post the following if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post the above if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.



Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.


Keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE











keep on laughing if you agree put this on ur blog and advise others to do so screw THE EMO HATERS.You Say Pink. I Say Black. You Say Miley Cyrus. I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron. I Say WTF! You Say Pop. I Say Rock. You Say I'm Weird. I Say I'm Different. XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE


1) Who is your favorite character(s)?


2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?


3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi. Hentai's just. . . too Jiraiya for me.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Yups. Pretty well too I thought. Cosplay Rollerblading. If you haven't thought of doing that yet, I suggest you try it...if you can rollerblade anyway.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

7 manga, two wall scrolls, three t-shirts, Gaara's gourd in bag form, Naru wig, four headbands, two pairs of metal-plated gloves, and two plushies(guess who if they're both guys)...

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

I'm a Gaara fan. no, I have never felt I was destined to be with any Naruto character.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?


8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

What? No SasuGaara option? _

9) Which team is your favorite?

Team 7

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

no, I do not.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

-_- you're seriously questioning this? It's completely obvious he is.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi. Tobi is so not a "good boy".

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

definitely Pro-Sasuke

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

- no. I read. you know, that thing you actually NEED a BRAIN for?

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

nope. not all

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

again, what's with the obvious-answer questions? Duh the blond's got ADD!

17) Sub or dub?

shrug I don't really care for having to read the subs to understand, but the dub has problems. Believe it!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI-SAKURA. need I make it any clearer?

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?


20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

the guy with the orange mask.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?


22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Gaara. Come on, he's short enough and no one would ever suspect he'd do something like that.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?


24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

Gaara, but only in rare moments like if he started babling incoherent nonsense just because Sasuke spoke to him without malice in his voice.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

...Are you seriously asking this question?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

Yes, but I have yet to finish any.

27) Do you like lemons?

-_- no comment on that matter

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

They pronounce everything wrong all the time...I sometimes suspect they do it on purpose just to tick me off.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?


30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

What are those?

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

Sadly, not that I can recall...wait a second, maybe? Kinda. There. We'll go with that.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?


33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

nope. my teachers don't care that I draw. only that I get good grades in their class. and if I can do that and draw at the same time, then more power to me.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

life? yes. grades? not really.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. _ I love having a job.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

um. . . no.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Uh, no.

38) Do you ever draw Naruto fan art?


39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

I have no comment on this matter.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?


41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

shrugs dunno.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the devil is out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this into your profile. XD!! (while browsing profiles).

If you have a friend who thinks he/she is/or related to the devil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever bought a game because it had a freakin' awesome looking character in it, copy and paste this onto your profile. No comment.

If you've ever read a book so it would shut your friends up and then ended up liking the book so much you got more into it than your friends and they wished they had never told you about it, copy and paste this to your profile. Not my fault, I'm telling you. It was theirs. THEIRS!

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't think I should list them all...take WAY too long for me to do.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. It was FUN!! (What do you think I'm doing now at 1 am? sleeping?)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile Yes, I'll admit it. I am Mithos. I would aslo like to notify Destiny Gamer that I was NOT possessing her.

If someone has ever told you that you need a life and you told them "i have a life. it's anime/ video games/ manga/ internet/ or fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. _ . . .what? (NARUKE FOR LIFE!)

If your teachers would believe you if you said you had to skip class to go to the library, (and let you go) while the rest of the class is doing a worksheet, paste this to your profile. It's the truth. They would.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Write is a famously erudite scientist and comic who once said, ‘I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced with exact duplicates’. His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement.

Here are some of his gems:

1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize

2. Borrow money from pessimists-they don’t expect it back

3. Half the people you know are below average

4. 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name

5. 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot

6. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts are no good

7. A good conscience is usually the sign of bad memory

8. If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain

9. All those who believe in psychic-kinesis raise your right hand

10. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

11. I almost got a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

12. Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?

13. How do you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink?

14. If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something

15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

16. When everything is coming your way, you are obviously in the wrong lane

17. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

18. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

19. I intend to live forever... So far, so good

20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to but her friends?

21. Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines

22. What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

23. My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t fix your brakes so I made your horn louder”

24. Why do psychics have to ask your name?

25. If at first you don’t succeed destroy all evidence you tried

26. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

27. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it

28. To steal ideas from a person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research

29. The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard

30. The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up

31. The colder the X-ray table the more of your body is required to be on it

32. Everyone has photographic memory, some just don’t have a film

33. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

34.They say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and
yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people (heh...does anyone else think of L at this point?).

35.There are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

36.I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.

37.If is not enough to succeed; others must fail.

38.Whoever said "nothing was impossible" never tried slamming into a revolving door.

know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

41.Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed.

know what! Earth sucks. I'm going home!

43.Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I said before, I never repeat myself.

45.I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I would take over.

46.Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

47.When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!

48.Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

49.Friends are God’s apology for relatives.

50.Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

51.Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

52.Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

53.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.

54.Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

56.Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

57.Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

58.I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

59.I don't obsess! I think intensely.

60.If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.


-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

-I am the girl who is afraid my parents will disown me if they knew I loved another woman.
-I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
-I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.
-I am the boy who was left beaten on my lawn cause I confided my homosexuality in my parents

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Personally, I don't like stereotyping people, but this just amused me and maybe it'll amuse you too (bolded ones apply to me; italicized are the other me GRINS):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos(that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm INSANE so I MUST be a weirdo who lives under your bed!
I believe in LOVE so i MUST be stupid.
I'm unusual so I MUST not be cool.

I LOVE an Anime Characters so I MUST be institutionalized.
I play video games, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a boy who wears pink, so I MUST be GAY.
I want to kill people so I MUST be KIRA.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you
REAL FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're that way, isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.
REAL FRIENDS:Could blackmail you with it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will call him/her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FAKE FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, baka?

FAKE FRIENDS: Help you find your prince/princess.
REAL FRIENDS: Kidnap him/her and bring him/her to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will let you cry on their shoulder for a day or two.
REAL FRIENDS: Will hand you a Kleenex and ask you: "Who do I have to kill?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
REAL FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
REAL FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run, Dreck, run!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move.
REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FAKE FRIENDS: Convince you not to jump off the cliff.
REAL FRIENDS: Hug you "Good-bye, I'll miss you...Can I have your I-pod?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Man … we messed up … but that was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will mess with the person who messes with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you.
REAL FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend.

FAKE FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
REAL FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE FRIENDS: Forgive you.
REAL FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow your sketchbook.

FAKE FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Annoy you.
REAL FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FAKE FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
REAL FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FAKE FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
REAL FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FAKE FRIENDS: are shy around your boy/girlfriend
REAL FRIENDS: will tease him till s/he blushes redder than a fire engine

FAKE FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
REAL FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

STUPID PICK-UP LINES that get shot down very easily and oh so amusedly.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

Guy: Can I invite you a drink?
Girl: I'd rather you gave me the money.

Guy: Can I have this song?
Girl: All yours.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, no services today.

Guy: Where were you all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
hmm...I qualify for. . . over half? YAY!

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

So let's look at my name:

T - A very good kisser

S - Cute

U - Is very sexual ...lies.

D - Makes people laugh

E - Has gorgeous eyes

R - Good boyfriend/girlfriend

E - Has gorgeous eyes

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night, copy this onto your profile.

If you have canines or fangs, put this on your profile.

If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile.

If you don't care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, Tsundere-Kun

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried that you have read the chant,you will meet this little the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


kissing is heathly.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unheathly.

you really only need to mascara on your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when the like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!


Your wish has been recieved.

Copy and paste this to your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

You are a
... Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at http://

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. . .Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Anyone who judges me for any of the above (or below) will get their just deserts. From me or otherwise I couldn't really care any less. :) Just a warning.

If any one of you actually bother reading this far, please message me with any comments or the like. I'm sure I'd love to hear from you. :)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, watching numerous anime episodes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1.) Hug her from behind.
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4.) Cuddle with her.
5.) Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6.) Write little notes.
7.) Compliment her.
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9.) Say I love you...and MEAN IT!
10). Brush the hair out of her eyes
11). Comfort her when she cries.
12.) Love her with all your heart

Girls- C&P this if you think its sweet.
Guys- C&P this if you would do any of it

62 Things About Guys.

1. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

10. Guys get jealous easily.

11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

12. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

13. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

14. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

15. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

16. Guys are very open about themselves.

17. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

21. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

22. Guys will brag about anything.

23. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

24. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

25. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.

26. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

27. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

28. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

29. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

30. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

31. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

32. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

33. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

34. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

35. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

36. Guys don't really have final decisions.

37. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

38. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

39. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

49. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

50. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

51. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

52. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.

53. Guys don't like girls who are too skinny.

54. Guys love it when girls talk about their boobs.

55. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ...

56. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

57. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

58. If it seems like he's looking at the ground, he really looking at your breasts (some of them anyways)

59. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

60. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

61. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

62. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.

Leave it to the scientists to wonder why, and the authors to wonder why not?

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.

Growing OLD is MANDATORY Growing UP is OPTIONAL.

There are three kinds of people in the world:
1. The ones who watch for things to happen
2. The ones that make things happen
3. And the ones who wonder what the hell happened.

When you smile at me, I know you must be plotting something that I'm involved in.

are like
apples on trees.
The best one are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Girl: Talk To Her!
Boy: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Girl: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Boy: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Girl: Then Tell Her.
Boy: She Won't Like Me...
Girl: How Do You Know That?
Boy: I Can Just Tell.
Girl: Well Just Tell Her.
Boy: What Should I Say?
Girl: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Boy: I Tell Her That Daily.
Girl: What Do You Mean?
Boy: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Girl: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Boy: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Girl: Oh Some Boy.
Boy: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either
Girl: She Does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too.
Girl: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Boy: I Just Did

If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My heart? Yeah, it's not a playground.

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

If you've ever tripped on air repost this.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.

Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischevious, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.

Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?"
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be decieved his age is more than he appears.
And he knows kung-fu. Whoa! Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or who she is fond.

And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"

Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.

Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran!

Copy and repost this if you think it's incredibly stupid that girls are associated with the color pink.

Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you met my family, you'd understand...

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things. Re-post this if you have found yourself like this in even the littlest way, female or not.

If you've ever threatened a computer re-post this.

A good friend finds your prince charming. A best friend finds him, kidnaps him, and brings him to you.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head?

Perfection is overrated.

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 guys are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!

Copy and repost if you've ever been bothered by someone who thought they know you better than you know yourself.

A good friend picks you up when you fall down. A best friend picks you up, then trips you again.

I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

If you hate racism repost this.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird.

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was the boy you were going to marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling?

If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, Kolbie Ru-Ru, Tsundere-Kun.

Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it.

Nobody EVER plagiarize! EVER! I'm fine with some one using one of my characters in a story as long as they ask me first, but plagiarizing is WRONG!

Racism is also wrong! Don't be a racist!

If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high repost this

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.

The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy

My best friend and I have been best friends forever, but we were always different than other girls. They chased boys to kiss them, we chased boys to tackle, capture, and make them eat dirt. They played dress-up, we played fight the invisible monster. They created the Cheetah Girls Club, and excluded other girls. We created a magic club and screamed at anyone who came too close. They talked to each other, we talked to trees. They painted nails, we practiced spells. Now that we are older (and a bit more social) we are still different. We stand up for the losers, what's right, and the other rejects like us. We say what we think, and we don't care what others say! Repost this if you are like us and stand out!

If you know your best friend is for life without a doubt, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709, Kolbie Ru-Ru, Tsundere-Kun. *starts singing the song to self*

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kyoya, who is the Shadow King of the Host Club

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

This was made by RockerGirl0709 and edited slightly by myself(since I am a Kyoya fanboy). If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile.

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Why We Don't Care

The world is a playground
Fit to try a new game
No matter how different, opposed, or insane
It’s meant for two lovers
Who share a similar look
Who smile and are devilish
Who don’t play by the book
Disgusted and fearful
Society will cover their eyes
Conflicting and fighting
The boys don’t seem surprised
What’s it matter if kin
Are lovers and brothers
Really it doesn’t
If they care immensely for one another
Instead of shunning the strange
Welcome it with an open mind
On this planet so different
Twincest you’re bound to find.

This was made by leshamarieinuyasha!! If you support the Hitachiin Brothers and Twincest paste this up on your profile as Why We Don't Care.

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30 things to do when u catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions: (My choices are not in bold.)

1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself

2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website

3.Squeal until your lungs give out


5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you

6.Get out a sound recorder; press record

7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir

8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing

9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate"

"Toxic" on a music player

11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome"

12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors"

13.Stare for a second then say "Vaseline would work better" walk out

14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them

15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you)

16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image

17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making

18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong."

19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone

tape it for you tube

until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!"

them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out.

23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?"

24.Start counting how many other fan girls(or fan boys) would kill to be in your position

25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?"

26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!"

27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!"

28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?"

29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!"

30.Pop popcorn

If you have either thouroughly enjoyed or fainted reading this list, feel free to copy it into your profile!

Song of Storms (a.k.a. The iPod Shuffle)

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
- NOTE: I do not know(nor do I care to learn) most of the artists of the following songs, so I'm not going to bother with them even if I do know them.-

1. What is your motto?

Breaking the Habbit

2. What do your friends think of you?

Kiss My Eyes

3. What do you think about most often?

We All Come From the Goddess

4. What is 2+2?

Born to Make You Happy

5. What do you think of your best friend?


6. What do you think about the person you like?

Raising the Fighting Spirit

7. What is your life story?

Girl Next Door . . . Wait, what?!

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Don't Go Breaking My Heart

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

I Want You to Need Me

10. What do your parents think of you?

The Scientist

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Does this really count as a song? It was next, so... Light Yagami telling L in his mind that he will solve equations with his right hand and write names with his left, and that he will take a potato chip...and EAT IT!!!

12. What will they play at your funeral?

It's Gonna Be Me . . . oh wow. That's gonna be awkward.

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Schadenfreude Wow, I DID spell that right!

14. What is your biggest secret?

Only a Memory Away

15. What do you think of your friends?

Everybody's Fool

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

21st Century

17. How will you die?

Fall For You

18.What is the one thing you will regret?

Throw It All Away Shadow the Hedgehog? YAY! oh wait, I won't regret this... :(

19. What makes you laugh?

Angel Dust

20. What makes you cry?

I Hate Every Beautiful Day

21. Will you ever get married?

The Power of Love ...so is that a "yes"?

22. What scares you the most?

I Think I'm a Clone Now

23. Does anyone like you?

You Could Be Happy

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?


25. What hurts right now?

La Vie Boheme

26. What will you post this as?

Song of Storms

Pick 10 characters from Ouran High School Host Club and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Kyoya Ohtori

2. Tamaki Suoh

3. Hikaru Hittachiin

4. Kaoru Hittachiin

5. Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka

6. Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka

7. Renge Houshakouji

8. Ritsu Kasanoda

9. Umehito Nekozawa

10. Yasuchika "Chika" Haninozuka

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Why would Kyoya wake me up in the middle of the night?

2 asked you to go out with him?

. . . no. You say that to too many people, Tamaki-kun.

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Wonder why Hikaru would bother staying considering he has others to tend to. . .like Kaoru, for example. I'd bet the younger of the twins would be getting awful lonely without his brother.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow

-in a slightly amused and wondering tone- ". . .Kaoru, what posessed you to think that Nekozawa-sempai would even agree to something like that?"

5 cooked you dinner?

Yay! Mori-sempai can cook after all. . . . . right?

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Yup. That would indeed be a normal occurrence. Well, unless of course Mori-sempai was present. Then Honey-sempai would be beside him.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

0_0 "OH PLEASE, NO!"

8 got into the hospital somehow?

- _ - I would not be surprised in the slightest. Bossa Nova does come from a very rough background...

9 made fun of your friends?

The only way he could do that was if he started telling them they'd be cursed...

10 ignored you all the time?

Ah, no doubt. Then again, I'd probably ignore Chika-chan all the time too.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

I would hope that Kyoya would either 1: send out his family's private military force to deal with them or 2: take me to his home and lock both of us in his room with guards stationed all around the place...or perhaps a combination of the two?

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Tamaki-kun would freak out completely and call Kyoya on his cell to see what he would suggest to do.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

. . . Probably nothing I'd really like to get from him.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Calmly figure out a way to get us both out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Stop me before I do the something.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Stare in horror, mainly because he thought that his little brother would never get married at all. NOT because his little brother would be getting married to another guy.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Drag me to her house and force--I mean, play video games with me.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Hmm...he doesn't, really. Bosa Nova just makes it worse.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Watching from behind the double doors in the shadows, softly cursing my opponents.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Hit me over the top of my head. Either that or just ignore me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

BECAUSE he is awesome and great and wonderful and just an all around fantastic guy(this includes when Kyoya is being very Light Yagami-ish and evil)!!!!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

I am completely shocked. "Aren't you afraid of Nekozawa-sempai, Tamaki-kun?"

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Most likely, not in the slightest. Hikaru is the kind of person that is childish, and my parents don't exactly like childishness...

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means that the Kaoru and Tamaki-kun are going to be fighting over...NEKOZAWA-SEMPAI?!?!?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Of course. Did anyone ever doubt that?

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I keep away from Mori-sempai despite his apparent appearance.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Why is Renge looking at me? Isn't she obsessed with Kyoya and/or Haruhi?

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I'd tell him to never give up. He'd find someone soon.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Not until I am absolutely sure I will not be cursed by it.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Not very long considering he can't stand young children.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?


2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

I would think he's a bit confused by the "King's" actions.

3 told 6 she started her period?


4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7?

...Kaoru slaps Nekozawa with a fish for going out with Renge? When and how would THAT happen?

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

"Mori-sempai? You know German? Yay! . . .but why are you yelling at Tamaki-kun?" and again, HIKARU IS A GIRL? -dashes to him- "Why did you not tell me?!"

6 got high?

. . . yups. Didn't you know Honey-sempai got high off of cake and bunnies?

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

"Renge...what happened to your school uniform?"

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

He complains that he is nowhere to be found within my Ouran fics.

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

...Nekozawa-sempai too??? Why are these people not telling me they're girls? -sees the question- Huh? Oh, he-she'd probably just put a curse on Kyoya(the evil person that she is).

10 starts working at a bar?

WHAT?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO! Poor, innocent Chika-chan!

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

-decides to ignore the whole thing about Kyoya being a girl too- First off, it would be the other way around. Kyoya would get Tamaki-kun pregnant, for he is seme and Tamaki-kun is uke.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Eh...yeah, but not that I stay around him all that much. Hikaru is really annoying when he's not with Kaoru.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Kaoru versus Renge. Kaoru wins. Definitely.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

-once again, ignores the part that MORI-SEMPAI is apparently a girl(which isn't even plausible much less possible...) HE would pick a theme that Honey-sempai likes as well so the boy-lolita is happy.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

It is most likely about relationships, surprisingly, since they are both seme with an odd uke.

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Renge stalks Nekozawa-sempai home and Chika-chan sees it? He runs away silently screaming for help in his mind. And he thought HONEY-SEMPAI was strange...

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

. . . -not even gonna ask- Bosa Nova goes onto fanfiction.net, makes his own account or whatever, types up a fanfiction that actually includes him, and uploads it onto here.

Pick 10 characters from Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Richter Abend

2. Emil Castangier

3. Tenebrae

4. Genis Sage

5. Lloyd Irving

6. Alice

7. Decus

8. Aqua

9. Ratatosk

10. Aster

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

0_0 don't kill me, please, Richter! I think you're awesome!

2 asked you to go out with him?

I would Emil, I mean you're great and all, but...don't you like Richter?

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

. . . Get out, spiteful tenebonehead.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow

WHA??? Genis is gonna marry RATATOSK?! turns to Genis Are you insane?!?!

5 cooked you dinner?

um...sure. Thanks, Lloyd.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would be glad that sadist is asleep. ^_^

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?


8 got into the hospital somehow?

Oh, Thank Martel.

9 made fun of your friends?

makes sure I am out of Ratatosk's hearing range I wouldn't be surprised. He is a jerk after all.

10 ignored you all the time?

What? Aster? Ignore me? Not a chance, he's too nice. At least, that's what I'd guess.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

That depends. Is Emil with me? If not, he probably wouldn't care.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Emil freaks out and continuously apologizes even though it's not his fault.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

I'd rather not get anything from Tenebrae.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Uses Spread or Aqua Edge to put out the fires.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Either be too dense to realize it or stop me from doing so.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Marry Aster? Um...I doubt Alice would care.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Make a comment about how, like everyone else, I must be in love with him due to his terrible smelling cologne. Then do what I'd take as an odd dance, but that's just his usual way of gestures.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

She doesn't. Seeing Aqua would just make me even more angry.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

By telling me not to be a stupid idiot and die.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Join in laughing even if he doesn't know why I'm laughing.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

WELL, let me think. Richter is awesome and cool and just all around a great guy.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Um...Emil, are you sure? We're talking about Ratatosk here.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Tenebrae and my parents? Maybe. Me and Tenebrae getting along? Not a chance.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Genis and Emil love Ratatosk? What world would this even happen in? These two already have other people to love... Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike Presea and Richter. ^_^

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

shudders Oh, Martel, please no. Lloyd and Alice? That's just creepy.

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

-_- I'd ignore my "don't hit girls" rule for the moment and go beat up Alice. . . heck, I might even do that even if she DIDN'T appear to be a player.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Dumbo-Decus is weird...

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Tell her to cheer up and get over Richter already. I wouldn't miss the chance to get back at the Centurion of Darkness and mention to her that Tenebrae's still available...

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

twitches NO. I shall take nothing from Ratatosk, even if he's a bit nicer due to Marta's influence.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Aster'd probably stay for as long as he could.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Probably, yeah. I mean come on...It's RICHTER for Martel's sake.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

Emil's gone emo? Aqua say "YAY! Go off and die! Or just leave Master Richter and I alone!"

3 told 6 she started her period?

0_0 TENEBRAE? Oh wait, aren't Centurions kinda like Summon Spirits? No actual gender? But still . . . that's kinda odd, Tenebie.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7?

Genis slaps Ratatosk with a fish for going out with Decus? Am I the only one completely weirded out by this statement?

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Lloyd...you can't even THINK coherently sometimes. Do you really expect me to believe you know German? But eh, Emil's always getting yelled at for something...Tenebrae might make some odd remark that annoys both heroes.

6 got high?


7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

. . .Decus, go change. You've completely disturbed me.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Aqua'd complain that I don't have her in many of my fanfictions and that if I do, she's always evil in them.

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get her revenge when he spills Soda all over her?

Ah, finally. Something that makes sense... reads rest Nevermind. Okay, 1: Ratatosk would just attack Richter, not spill soda on him. 2: RICHTER IS A MAN!

10 starts working at a bar?

0_0 Aster...? What happened to your job as a researcher?

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Uh...no. Richter=seme; Emil=uke. Please switch the numbers of the above statement and it shall make MUCH more sense.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Wait a second, didn't one of the earlier questions say 3 was a girl? Tenebrae! Stop switching genders on me! _

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Genis versus Decus in DDR. Hmmm...well, Genis is kinda slow, but Decus is just stupid. So I'd say it'd be Genis.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

. . . Lloyd is a boy. But anyway, he'd probably be too lazy to pick a theme and then everything would go wrong just because the boy is too freaking lazy.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Alice and Richter. Hm...maybe it'd be about the Vanguard? Or the fact that they both have creepy, obsessed stalkers?

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

No no no. Decus stalks ALICE. Not RATATOSK. Aster'd be confused and mention it to no one, but may research past events to find out why Decus would want to do such a thing.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Aqua would go onto here and search to see if anyone has written any fanfictions about her and Richter. shudders at the thought

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

You say yellow, I say blue! You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS! You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF! You Say Jonas Brothers I Say Get a Life! You Say Pop I Say Rockl! You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do. Eat chocolate?

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If somone has ever does somthing kinda funny and you bust out laughing and can't stop for at least 5 minuates, copy and paste this on your profile.


x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: ...4 yay! I always knew I was not that girly at all.

Funny Stuff:

All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in media.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

- Pick your birth month.
- Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own profile, with all twelve months underneath.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generousand egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with(or so I'm told) Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Which Ouran Host Club Host Do YOU Most Personify(Be truthful!)

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
X Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
X You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
X You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses
X You are known for being "evil"
X Your favorite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
X You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 5

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
X You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favorite subject is math

Total: 2

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
X You're not much of a leader but more of a follower (Depends on the situation)

Total: 2

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person.
X You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
X You don't make friends easily

Total: 3

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
X You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 2

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 3

So...I'm most like Kyoya? YAY!

If you think that Kaoru is the uke, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Hikaru and Kaoru are meant to be together, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Tamaki and Kyouya are meant to be together, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you do NOT believe me, clearly you have not read the fanfictions pertaining to these two Young Academically Outstanding Individuals. . .

If you think that Honey and Mori are meant to be together, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the terms "shounen-ai" and "yaoi" better describe Ouran than "shoujo", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the fact that Haruhi broke up the twins pisses you off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can find a yaoi pairing in every anime/manga you watch/read, copy and paste this onto your profile. Naruto, Bleach, Card Captor Sakura, Ouran, Death Note...the list goes on and on. :)

If you like to sing obnoxiously loud in public places to annoy people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love Death Note.

Copy and paste this to your prosile if your sick of people being stuck-up.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are a possible murderer.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know there's more to good, random humor than saying, "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever just left the gender field blank because you don't want people judging you based on gender, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had an idea for a messed-up crackfic that you've been afraid to write because it's so messed up, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever scared yourself with what you've written/drawn/imagined, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten so angry you actually scared yourself when you calmed down, copy and paste this into your profile. Curse you Twilight Princess for making me go Ratatosk!!!

If you think that gender is pointless, and is simply a way to form ideas about a person without actually getting to know that person, and want to be judged for who you are as a person not what gender you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you like copying the same thing into your profile more than once, just to mess with people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Marta should just leave poor Emil alone so he can finally realize his feelings for Richter, copy and paste this into your profile. They should be the cannon couple, not Marta and Emil!

If you think that Haruhi should just leave the other hosts alone, copy this into your profile. All those hinted pairings should become truth. Kyoya/Tamaki...Hikaru/Kaoru...Hunny/Mori...

If you either completely or temporarily stopped watching Death Note as soon as L died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Isabell the Looser, -only-real-men-sparkle- , xxSizzlingBabexx,AngeliqueChanson, AngeDeNocte, Raven Darkholme, Sir Juilius, Tsundere-kun

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!) Does anyone else who knows of Sailor Moon think that Pluto wouldn't be too happy to be told this?

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Tsundere-kun

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OMG!! ever notice that the "lesser" couples on have only like 6 finfics while the "popular" couples have 20 pages. if you truely feel that the minority coupling need the love(and fanfics) they deserve, then copy, paste, add your name to the list:sandtanukikunoichi,Chibi Cho no Gaara, Raven Darkholme, Sir Julius, Tsundere-kun

If your a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should be nicknamed ' Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
If you're part of the 2 that stayed with rock & techno, put this in your profile

98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. I'm not too sure on this, but I'd be willing to say it is...

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile.

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

I am Persephone

Persephone is the Goddess of Spring, as well as Goddess of the Underworld. She is known for being kidnapped by Hades, the God of the Underworld. Her mother, Demeter mourned her departure by refusing to let crops grow--essentially the creation of winter. Persephone returns every Spring, but is cursed to return to the Underworld once every year. Like Persephone, you feel pain, but don't lose your sense of optimism. You have a lot of empathy toward the suffering of others, though you need your solitude from time to time.

I am Athena

Athena is the Goddess of Wisdom and Strategy. She is often depicted as a warrior goddess and is known for being independent, strong, and fair. Like Athena, you enjoy learning new things and are very adventurous. You are also a devoted and dependable friend.

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

You are Most Like Guy Cecil
Guy is the servant and best friend of Luke. He is very nice and a bit of a womanizer...although he seems to have a phobia of women. A part of his memory is missing and he thinks that in that instant is why he is afraid of women.

If you're a 'The Legend of Zelda' fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think pocky is addicting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to play with pocket-knives, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile

Meh, anything I'm forgetting...? Don't think so... Later.

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Fortuna Favet Fatuis by FortunesRevolver reviews
Formally known as Fortune no Hikari. Life is full of second chances, but not all mistakes can be corrected. If you were given the opportunity to go back in time and save the one you loved most from dying, would you take it? [SoujixNaoto - Full summary inside.] Don't copy to another site.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,338 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Naoto S.
Transparent by Erik Howlett reviews
See past appearances, past stereotypes, past prejudices. Open wide your hearts & minds. Listen to the music of the soul, & hear its true beauty uninhibited. Songfic. Drabbles. Mostly K to T, with maybe M later on. I own nothing.
Hōrō Musuko/放浪息子 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011
Dreams by fowl68 reviews
These boys she'd found herself with were very different from anyone else she'd ever met. They were strange and protective and could be infuriating. But at least they made her laugh. Pre-game. Yuartel.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Martel, Mithos Y. - Complete
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Saving Me by Destiny Gamer reviews
After Kratos kills Anna, he returns to DerrisKharlan. But, in a life or death situation, who can he turn to to save him?OneShot.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Kratos A., Yuan - Complete
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Just Forget the World
After a long day's travel, the small group of slight misfits finally found somewhere to stay instead of out in the forest. A night's rest at the inn? Not quite what their "leader" had in mind. What could have been more fun that stargazing? Then again, he probably should have mentioned the idea to someone before he left. hints of StahnXLion
Tales of Destiny - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete
A Hypothetical Situation
Lion had a feeling, a feeling that he had somewhere to be. Little did he know he'd come in contact with one of the last people he'd thought he'd see ever again after what he'd done to those he had traveled with: Stahn. - Somewhere between Destiny and Destiny 2
Tales of Destiny - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete
Too Late reviews
RichterXAster. There was a time Aster had somehow returned to life despite Richter's attempt to do so failed. Although after Aster's natural death, Richter could no longer take life as it was. WARNING: character death, and will likely leave most readers depressed.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Richter A., Aster - Complete
Tales of Wackidonia reviews
What really happened on the Regneration Journey. Rated T for the reason of a certain Tethe'eallan. & others too. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED BOTH GAMES AT LEAST ONCE. Not Beta-ed.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,379 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007
In Return for a Rose reviews
When Emil gave a present to the first person to show him kindness, he never thought anything would come of it. Sequel to AntiSora's "Rose". Rated for Ratatosk.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Richter A., Emil C.
Pizza Surpise reviews
Flynn's made a pizza and would like Yuri to be the one to taste it first. WARNING: Implied Shonen-Ai. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Tales of Vesperia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Flynn S., Yuri L. - Complete
Ugly Side reviews
Richter had only ever let two people past his barriers who, oddly enough, could have passed as twin brothers. Unlike the rest of the world, he cared about what they thought of him. SPOILER WARNING: Do you know Aster? If not, might not wanna read this.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Richter A., Emil C.
Dare to Share reviews
Most of the main party stays up late in the woods, unsupervised. Note the genere's humor... Slightly ? hinted shonen ai. SPOILER WARNING: Jay's back story...
Tales of Legendia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Moses S., Jay - Complete
Courage is Magic reviews
What was it like for Richter before the worlds were rejoined? Well, no one really knows for sure, but this is what I think it would be. It's much more interesting than I make it sound here, trust me. I'm just not good at summaries.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Richter A., Aster - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding reviews
While watching the episode known as "Tooth Fairy", a certain line of Gunther's made me think of this and how it could have happened. Other than that? No idea how to describe it. Warning: Rated since I'm not sure shonen-ai boyXboy would qualify for K
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jester, Smithy - Complete
Just a Few? reviews
Richter and Genis have a little conversation on the sanity of their best friends. Characters are not paired in any way shape or form. Takes place in my alternate ToS universe.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Richter A., Genis S. - Complete
Dangerous reviews
They didn't know what would happen when they first met, all Richter knew was something special was going to occur...whether that was good or not, no one knew. Rated for one single word.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Richter A., Emil C. - Complete
Addicted reviews
Tamaki muses for a bit about none other than the hosts' Shadow King, only to find somethings "Mommy" does in his free time worries the blond a bit. NOT YAOI. NOT EVEN SHONEN-AI.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kyōya the NotSoStraight Man
I'm not quite sure how to summarize this one, but I will say this one warning: one-sided shonen-ai if you really think about it. Rated due to my inability to decide whether or not shonen-ai counts as a "minor adult theme".
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Day With A Detective
Marta finds out just how normal her life is compared to others... Rated T just because I'm not sure if some of the content would fit K or not... Warning: hinted yaoi ONE-SHOT
Crossover - Tales of Symphonia & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Marta L., L - Complete
If We Never Met reviews
Uh...typical day for those after Kira, or so they thought. Rated T just because I'm not sure what else to rate it as. LXLight if you really want it to be there.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
One World: Altamira reviews
The Journey's done & Lloyd has decided to a short vacation... WARNING: SPOILERS! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE FINISHED THE GAME ONCE OR DON'T CARE ABOUT DISCOVERING FACTS YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW! Find out for yourself why don't you? FLUFFINESS!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
Malchik Gay reviews
What did Satoshi hope to accomplish by doing what he had? WARNING: one-sided shonen-ai
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Silence reviews
What actually happened in episode 25 between L and Light. WARNING: Do not read if you do not like shonen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/23/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Do You Think I'm Pretty? reviews
A normal day in the third music room was supposed to occur, but then Tamaki had to go and ruin it ? for the Shadow King and his subjects. WARNING: shonen-ai boyXboy
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kazuko, the Wind Spirit reviews
AU. Find out what would happen if the Kharlan war never came to be. Slight spoilers in later chapters.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Lloyd I. - Complete
A Kitty's 12 Days of Christmas reviews
What happens when Ryou keeps getting Xmas gifts from someone he doesn't even know? Main pairing RyouXLettuce, other minor pairings will be obvious. SPOILERS! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BOOK 3 OF TOKYO MEW MEW!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Lettuce M., Ryou S. - Complete