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Joined 12-07-01, id: 135913
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.
I live in North Carolina, USA.
I like cheese.
I believe in God.
That's enough about me.

"Archery is not so easy" is the only serious LOTR fic, Unlikely allies won't make any sense at all unless you are a fan of Gorillaz;
The others are parodies. people seem to like those.

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Shadows Within Darkness Without by Minka reviews
Dark AU; Legolas confronted Boromir *Ch10* Legolas may be safe from the Orcs and now among friends, but is he safe from his own mind and the darkness within? Trouble rears it ugly head in Edoras while miles away, Gondor prepares for war against Mordor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,135 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
By Divine Intervention: Revenge of the Mary Sue by Technoelfie reviews
It's got Legolas in it again. The poor elf is becoming allergic to 21st century girls with nice hair, so what happens when a fedup reader who's got the hots for the elf decides to become a MarySue herself? [complete]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,501 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Light in the Dark by Ayla Valentine reviews
A tale of D after he met Doris and before the 2cd movie, when he encounters a young girl he'll never forget.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 11/25/2001
Morgan's Run by LadyElaine reviews
People look at me and say, 'So what's your mutation?' I tell them I have great digestion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,520 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2002 - Published: 2/5/2002
The Stuff of Life to Knit You by Ashura reviews
"They're /my/ fantasies," she said. "Why shouldn't I indulge them? I'm fifty years old, and by this point if I want to spend my life in a fairy tale, I think I've earned it....but it's been so long, and I do not know if I can still find the way."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2002
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Archery Is Not So Easy reviews
R for detailed description of how to use a weapon (bow), and violence. Legolas fic w/o romance, just adventure and other strange things: Chapter 13!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,480 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2002 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Legolas
Take your lines back, Legolas! reviews
Writer's Block #2: A tiny story in which Legolas becomes exasperated when his lines are taken away in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2002
Mary Jane parody # 5 million reviews
Writer's Block #1: Y'all seem to like parody, so I give you this...if you like it, read my REAL fic,
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1/23/2002
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