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Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Aliens/Predator, and Star Wars.

Ye must be lost to find this bio, 'cause it can't be found except by those who already know where it is. Hi, I'm icestar14 -I refuse to give my real name because I'm rather paranoid about these things. I live in Illinois, about an hour away from Chicago. I'm of legal age, am in college, and I loathe pop culture. I have a strong background in the sciences, as well as literature and composition (basically, about 10 years of advanced English class).

At the beginning of my senior year, I was diagnosed with mild Attention Deficet Disorder, or ADD. Oddly enough, I was relieved when it was confirmed. I had so much trouble focusing on schoolwork for years, unable to keep my mind from wandering in a million different directions away from what I needed to do. I'd spend all evening working through a dozen math problems, and still have unfinished homework the next day. I could never finish a timed essay in English class, or turn in anything on time. Sure, I procrastinated, and was a bit of a perfectionist, but it was my concentration that did the most damage. Grades would drop, teachers got concerned, my parents got mad, and, compared to everyone else, I felt stupid even though I was in the more advanced classes. It was a nightmare I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. On a whim, my mom decided to get me evaluated for ADD, because "we've got to get this fixed before you go to college". My dad thought I was just lazy, which was true in some cases. Now I'm on medication, and it's done wonders for me. The Concerta cuts the million distractions down to ten, allowing me to focus on my schoolwork long enough to finish it. I finished high school with A's in all my classes except for one, and I hope to be just as successful in college. ADD is a lot more common than people think. Without obvious signs of hyperactivity (as seen in ADHD), ADD can be mistaken for laziness, absentmindedness, disorganization, or (in older adults) even Alzheimer's. So that's my rant explaining why I haven't updated my stories recently.

I apologize for the long absence. As Danny Glover says, "Shit happens", and that's the best explanation I got. I have some long stories in the works, possibly some updates for a few of my older stories that people still like.

Yes, I drew my avatar. It's a fiery tiger with quotes from William Blake's poem "The Tyger". For those interested, I'm also on Deviantart and Youtube. Just remove the spaces and [dot]s in the links.

Deviantart: [dot] deviantart [dot] com/

Youtube: [dot] youtube [dot] com/user/icestar143

My Fanfics:

PotC: Music Lessons?! My first fanfic, basically about 3 highschool girls who have a few weeks to themselves and the PotC characters show up, turning it into an 'omg pirates in the house' fic. I had plans for the girls to introduce the pirates to all the music genres, but I decided to abandon the fic. After a while, I realized how corny/Mary-Sueish/typical it was, so I let it die. I'll just keep it up there as an example of what not to write. I may eventually delete it.

Remnants of Darkness I also started a LotR fanfic about the fate of the Nazgul, but have been unable to update it due to a number of factors such as: busy real life, plot bunny-controlled mind, loss of interest, forgotten plot/direction of fic, etc. I'm still getting good reviews for it, and I feel bad for not finishing it. Sorry for those who were interested and wanted to read more. If I feel like it, I may put up a shortened ending just to have some closure.

Quarry Since watching the Predator movies, my mind has been plagued by multiple plot bunnies. So, in order to weed them out, I started a Predator fanfic about a forensic scientist (aka crime scene investigator) investigating a modern day predator hunt. Chapter 3 is up, and chapter 4 is in the works. I know I haven't updated recently, but I get distracted easily. I usually get my best ideas during school. I wonder why that is...

PLANNED FICS: I have a huge Star Wars fic in the works that will probably start getting uploaded this summer. It will stand on it's own, but I left some open ends so I can write a few short sequels to it. I have a number of other plot bunnies that are vying for my attention, but if I can't get the fragments together in one fic for each fandom, I may just upload the bits and pieces to Deviantart. These include time-travel OCs for Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Patriot, and the Mummy, as well as various Predator/OC stories. If I get writer's block on whatever I'm working on, I'll look through my older stuff (like Remnants) and try to finish them up. Don't expect regular updates, unless I find that a writing schedule is better for me. Now that summer vacation has started, I need to find a job, but I also need practice for a creative writing class in the fall. Just be on the lookout for updates.


Music: I'll listen to pretty much anything, although I'm very fond of classical. My favorites are Mozart and Tchaikovsky. I also love soundtracks, so anything by John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Murray Gold, Steve Jablonsky, etc. I like some modern stuff too, like Evanescence, Lady Gaga, Within Temptation, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, and Nightwish. The lyrics have to mean something for me to really like it.

Movies: Predators, AvP, AvP: Requiem, Transformers (and Revenge of the Fallen), Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Patriot, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Young Frankenstein, Sweeney Todd (though the musical is better than the movie), a couple Hayao Miyazaki (did I spell that right?) animated movies, Phantom of the Opera (never saw the musical, just the movie), A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010), Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, I need to remember what else I like...

TV Shows: CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Cold Case, Eleventh Hour, Numb3rs, any other crime show that happens to be on, Wipeout (freaking hilarious!), Doctor Who, Torchwood, Transformers Prime, Transformers Animated, Star Wars Clone Wars, ditto for the movies...

Books: Labyrinth of Evil (yay Star Wars!), the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr by Christopher Paolini, Graceling by Kristen Cashore, the Pern series by Anne McCaffrey, the Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S. Lewis, the Lord of the Rings series by J.R.R. Tolkein, The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, anything by Tamora Pierce or Tanith Lee; pretty much anything sci-fi, fantasy, or history-related.

Games: Mass Effect series, Portal 2, Lego Star Wars, Lego Indiana Jones, Just Dance (shut up, it's a good workout), DDR, Mortal Kombat battles with my boyfriend, um...

Fanfics: Mostly anything funny, crossovers, Star Wars fanfics, Predator/ AvP fanfics, some Mummy fanfics, some Doctor Who fanfics, Transformers fanfics, Phantom of the Opera fanfics, and other random stuff here and there. I'll read yaoi if its funny, but I try to stick to traditional hetero pairings. I fully support LGBT couples, but it's difficult to find good fics that convince me a character has a different sexuality than what is canonically established (see pairings section below). I will, however, support multispecies pairings. Aliens are hotter than humans any day.

Pairings: I don't have much of a preference when it comes to pairings, as long as it makes sense, canon characters are not OOC, and the take on it is original. I don't give a damn if it's hetero, gay, lesbian, multispecies, or whatever, as long as it's believable for that canon. Like I said before, I fully support LGBT couples, but they had better be believable for me to like fanfiction about them (or straight up funny). I do NOT support Mary-Sue pairings unless the author purposely uses it for humor, and I very rarely support the breaking up of canon pairings. Some of those characters were created to be "perfect for each other", so I need to be convinced otherwise to read the fanfic. Generally, I won't support incestual pairings (i.e. parent/child, sibling/sibling, etc.), even if both parties consent, are aware of their family ties, and continue anyways. I hate twincest pairings, because that's wrong on so many levels. Nonconsentual stuff is borderline, depending on the canon and importance to the plot. Oh, and I'll tolerate OOCness if it's for a humorous crack pairing.

Pirates: Barbossabeth, BarbossaOC

Star Wars: some GrievousOcs, one interesting Grievous/Ahsoka pairing (really, just don't ask)

The Mummy: Imhotep/Nefertiri, Imhotep/Evelyn, some ImhotepOCs

Phantom of the Opera: Erik/Christine, Erik/Meg, very few ErikOcs

Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Donna

Torchwood: Jack/Gwen

Harry Potter: some Snape/Hermione, all canon pairings, all humorous crack pairings

AvP: Lex/Scar, most any hetero Yautja/human pairings

Patriot: some TavingtonOCs (too many are Mary-Sues, time travelers, siblings of canon characters, or all of the above)

Transformers: Transformer/human OCs as long as the robot isn't OOC, mech/mech or mech/femme if they have a history, all hilarious crack pairings

Mass Effect: Garrus/FemShep, some Thane/FemSheps, Javik/Liara, Javik/anyone else for the lols

LotR: Eowyn/Faramir, canon pairings, BoromirOCs (if they exist), anything other than LegolasOC, AragornOC, or any slash pairing. Slash gets old quickly in this genre.

Hates: Davy Jones (evil nightmare about him, maybe I could write something about that), Lord Beckett (Lard Bucket :) ), mosquitoes, leeches, ticks, any other animal that thrives on human blood, any type of sex offender, especially relatives or those in a position of power (they all deserve to die... whoops, channeled Sweeney Todd for a moment there), meaningless rap music, whiny country music, Chipmunk-ed songs, and Mary-Sues. I also hate Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Zac Efron, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, Bella Swann's actress (whats-her-face?), the Chippettes, American Idol, and Rebecca Black's song Friday. Why? Because the guy actors have way too many fangirls, Bieber is only liked for his looks, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers can't even sing, whats-her-face sucks at acting, and American Idol should be renamed "So You Think You Can Sing?" for all of the people who say they can sing like so-and-so-famous-singer and sound like dying cats during their audition. Come on people, if you really believe you have the perfect voice without taking lessons, then you need a serious reality check. And last, but certainly not least, there is a reason the official Friday music video is the MOST HATED video on Youtube!

I have 2 friends who live near me on fanfiction, twilightseeker13 and Thegreatestnameever. Check out their stories if you're bored.

ttfn, ta ta for now

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There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa / Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul / ServantofSauron / icestar14 /

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1.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Melizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Manta

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Isabelle Thorn

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Llo'menyi

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Lemonade

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eobahse (sounds more Celtic than anything else)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie

8: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Lilac (well, my dog's name is actually Lila, but whatever)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the Earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm FRENCH so I MUST have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGS and liked it!

I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.


I love POKEMON, so I MUST be a 7 year old boy.

I’m in an ORCHESTRA, so I MUST have no friends and be a loser.

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Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
To Riddle Alone by Yanagi Uxinta reviews
Life has returned to normal for Jessica White after moving to Lume and saving her mother from an ancient malice two years ago. But now Epsilon, her guide in those dark times, has gone. The darkness is rising again, but this time Jess has to fight alone.
Riddles of Epsilon - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Isis by ArtificialImagination reviews
Alex's friend Paige accidentally brings Imhotep back from the dead. Oddly, Imhotep seems to know her... Complete.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,178 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Imhotep - Complete
Cybertronian Nights by TheInamorato reviews
A collection of stories set in post TFA Season 3 Cybertron, centered around Kaon's hottest new brothel, Inamorato, operated by the madams Arcee and Strika. Pairings: Lock/Prowl, Blackout/Barricade, Meg/SS, plus a lot of one night stands, rare pairings and G1/Bayverse/Comics imports. Plenty of kink with multiple plots and all the feels! Warnings: sticky, dubcon, noncon, drug abuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 255,754 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Prowl
A More Perfect Union by LLLady Southwark reviews
...The better to secure and perpetuate mutual friendship and intercourse... Two centuries separate them, but is it enough to keep them apart? Sequel to "The Colonel's Lady."
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,631 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/18/2008
Destruction of Obsession by KittyPimms reviews
When Christine turns the Scorpion, her life is forever changed. Bound by the vows she makes before God, she struggles to embrace the life she has chosen, and learns that Erik is not the only monster in the world. E/C, Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,482 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
The Oncoming Tempest by Taattosbt reviews
Theatre continues even in the worst of circumstances. Eleven actors respond to Bane's storm with one of their own - a production of "The Tempest." They did not expect him to attend a performance. ***If you are studying "Tempest" give it a look. Revenge and forgiveness are important to this play.****
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Joker, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul, Bane, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Dreams, Wishes & Plain Brown Wrappers by HachimansKitsune reviews
It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,713 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Haven by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Through An AI, Darkly by strangegibbon reviews
Shepard and her crew are forced to face their darkest memories following an encounter with an alien probe. Disturbing scenes and adult content set post ME2 F!Shepard/Thane, F!Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
AvPvPvZ by Captain Razz reviews
A hunter encounters more unexpected than expected. 'Brains'. A mixture of obsessions becomes a jaunt through farce and fantasy. Join the ride.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
A Fine Mess by Captain Razz reviews
We live or die by the choices we make, but when does survival make way for life? R&R! Hope you're enjoying!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,005 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Complete
Thirteen Hours by Nite-Lights reviews
She knew there was a reason for all the owls, and glitter, and peaches for the last five years. She knew nothing in her life was coincidence anymore. And when the lights started to flicker and a wind picked up, her heart dropped. He was coming for her.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,517 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Challenger by ruth baulding reviews
One of the Order's more difficult personalities pays a visit to the Temple - and issues a challenge. Featuring the Besalisk Jedi Pong Krell. Revised, with an extended fight scene!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Phantom of the Sea by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
When pirates invade Port Monarch, Christine Daae suddenly finds herself on a pirate ship captained by a mysterious masked sailor who has an equally mysterious connection to her father and her "fiance."
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,271 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
Yea, Though I Walk by PlaidButterfly reviews
ME2/SW Crossover. Shepard finds herself working against the Collectors with a foreign - and unwilling - ally.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,283 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Darth Vader, Shepard (F) - Complete
The Education Of William Tavington by J. ROOF reviews
AU; William Tavington starts a new life in The Ohio Country and gets schooled on the way of Frontier life by an unlikely teacher. M for later chapters. 9/3/2012 Updated for grammar and spelling
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,993 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - William T. - Complete
A Rose Among the Thorns by Nytd reviews
Twelve years after being kidnapped by pirates, Madeline Gray has moved on with her life, even falling in love again when she thought it might never happen, but who she falls in love with once more surprises even her. Post AWE. Pirates of May Episode IV.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 165,617 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hector B.
Thirty Days in a Second by Cyndi reviews
You never know what the future holds. Sometimes, it falls apart...and sometimes, it changes you. .o COMPLETE o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
Letting Go by drjekyllmshyde reviews
A Russian ballerina finds herself at the newly reformed Palais Garnier, and experiences a quite literal run-in with the building's resident Ghost. Erik/OC. Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,920 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Erik - Complete
To Tame a Mercenary by MitisVenatrix reviews
Commander Shepard thinks she knows everything about Garrus Vakarian... but his deepest secret about their two years apart may destroy them, one revelation at a time. Garrus POV. A story in four parts. Non-Teandraverse. Chapter 4 up: *explicit*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Flipside by Nan00k reviews
A fan of Transformers makes three realizations: Transformers are now real. Barricade wants to kill her. And now he's getting married to her cousin. no longer simple. Crack; post-2007movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
First to the Finish by Nytd reviews
With Will Turner being handsome and honorable, and Jack Sparrow possessing rakish good looks and sly charm, what does an old rogue like Barbossa have on his side that might land Elizabeth Swann in his arms? Why, the Pirate Code, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,563 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hector B., Elizabeth S.
Wild Jungle by Mikoto-chan92 reviews
7-year-old Cornelia goes with her Mother and her colleagues to Central America into the deep jungle. Their job was to collect rare plants for medicine. But none of them would be expected to know of a single hunter watching them...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Tokens of Affection by Shinku reviews
One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Transformers Animated: A Time for Trust by ToyzInTheAttik reviews
COMPLETE Blackarachnia finds an inventive way to resurrect the dead, the 'cons esacape from the EG and everyone finds themselves servos deep in doom back on Cybertron. Plenty of action, humor, romance, sci-fi and G1 nods, and a little Cybertronian history
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,595 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Strictly Dishonorable by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Prompt response to What if?. What if Gibbs and the crew had failed to get the swords to Barbossa and Elizabeth as they confront Sao Feng in his bathhouse? Barbossabeth. Hector Barbossa and Elizabeth Swann.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,610 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hector B., Elizabeth S.
Alienated by Gixxer Pilot reviews
NCIS/Transformers 2007 crossover. The death of a Navy Petty Officer leads NCIS to the Autobots. But does one team member know more than he's letting on? Full NCIS casefile, 'M' rating is for safety. Complete.
Crossover - NCIS & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,017 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Optimus Prime - Complete
An Angel's Inferno by Lothiel reviews
Following the events of the Masquerade, Christine is afraid of her teacher's wrath upon learning of her relationship with Raoul. But will fear turn to love?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,519 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Erik, Christine
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
The User's Guide and Manual to Count Dooku by Derek Metaltron reviews
Inspired by a number of similar fics; Congratulations and thank you for your fine purchase of a Count Dooku Unit! Please read in order to get maximum fulfilment from your aged Sith Apprentice!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Count Dooku, A. Ventress - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
ρïɾατεṡ øƒ τhε сαɾïввεαṉ сhɾïṡτṃαṡ сαɾølṡ by invisiblemirage reviews
A collection of hilarious POTC Christmas carols to sing when you want a new Christmas carol. Post wherever, just give me credit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007
A Caribbean Carol by Nytd reviews
"Barbossa was dead to begin with, there was no doubt about that." Can visitation by 4 spirits scare the Dickens out of the Pirate Lord and help set him on the right path back from the afterlife? Pirates of May episode III.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,839 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
Memories of May by Nytd reviews
Adventure and romance on the high seas involving a doctor on the way to England that is kidnapped by Barbossa, and finds herself as a reluctant ship's surgeon to a crew of pirates. Pirates of May episode I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,784 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
The Colonel's Lady by LLLady Southwark reviews
...That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States... Thrust into the past, a modern young woman must contend with the dueling antipathies of a warring nation and her own warring heart. Complete & Revised.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,199 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
Hunter 2 by Fire Redhead reviews
The long awaited sequel to Hunter has begun! Now mates, Little Fighter and Garv return to the Predator homeworld to begin a new life together. However, not all are accepting of LF's new position. Desperate for respect, honor, and the clan's acceptance she
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,968 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
A Grievous Cliché by IMISPLACEDMYPENNAME reviews
Yet another parody, but this time, it's Grievousfic parodies! Here, you will find every Cliché that is attacking the dear General. Please wear sanitypreservers while reading.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005
A Beautiful Night For A Moondance by Solstice4 reviews
Based on The Horror of Dracula, 1957, & Dracula, Prince of Darkness, 1966. The only Count who counts for me. Read on, oh young and innocent children who only know the magnificent Christopher Lee as Count Dooku or Sarumon. Mr. Lee is the ultimate Dracula.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 6/15/2004
Hunter by Fire Redhead reviews
A young girl child is taken and raised by the Predator who slew her father. See it from her point of view as she learns to adapt to the culture of hunters
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Death of the Silent Hero by Skye10 reviews
While reminiscing about past times, Alec must face the reality about the old age and death of an old friend.
Black Stallion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Remnants of Darkness reviews
What happened to the Nazgul after the fall of Sauron? This chronicles the doings and feelings of one of the remaining Nazgul after the destruction of the One Ring. more movie than book. rated T just in case. R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Nazgul
Grievous User Guide reviews
You've recently ordered General Grievous from Intergalactic Tech Inc., and you want to know what to expect, aside from the initial homicidal urges. Here ya go, have fun! Oneshot, based off of SpiderxxChick's Predator and Optimus Prime User Guides.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - General Grievous - Complete
Quarry reviews
A modern day predator hunt has the CSI of Chicago stumped, and Kai won't rest until she finds the culprit, not even when the govt. steps in. But what then? rated T for language, description of crime scenes, and real life.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
POTC: music lessons! reviews
3 highschool friends have the summer to themselves when the potc gang shows up. since they have no idea how to keep them occupied, they give them music lessons! totally random, i know. rated T for the usual reasons. R & R please! on permanent hiatus
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007