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Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Aliens/Predator, and Star Wars.
Ye must be lost to find this bio, 'cause it can't be found except by those who already know where it is. Hi, I'm icestar14 -I refuse to give my real name because I'm rather paranoid about these things. I live in Illinois, about an hour away from Chicago. I'm of legal age, am in college, and I loathe pop culture. I have a strong background in the sciences, as well as literature and composition (basically, about 10 years of advanced English class).
At the beginning of my senior year, I was diagnosed with mild Attention Deficet Disorder, or ADD. Oddly enough, I was relieved when it was confirmed. I had so much trouble focusing on schoolwork for years, unable to keep my mind from wandering in a million different directions away from what I needed to do. I'd spend all evening working through a dozen math problems, and still have unfinished homework the next day. I could never finish a timed essay in English class, or turn in anything on time. Sure, I procrastinated, and was a bit of a perfectionist, but it was my concentration that did the most damage. Grades would drop, teachers got concerned, my parents got mad, and, compared to everyone else, I felt stupid even though I was in the more advanced classes. It was a nightmare I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. On a whim, my mom decided to get me evaluated for ADD, because "we've got to get this fixed before you go to college". My dad thought I was just lazy, which was true in some cases. Now I'm on medication, and it's done wonders for me. The Concerta cuts the million distractions down to ten, allowing me to focus on my schoolwork long enough to finish it. I finished high school with A's in all my classes except for one, and I hope to be just as successful in college. ADD is a lot more common than people think. Without obvious signs of hyperactivity (as seen in ADHD), ADD can be mistaken for laziness, absentmindedness, disorganization, or (in older adults) even Alzheimer's. So that's my rant explaining why I haven't updated my stories recently.
I apologize for the long absence. As Danny Glover says, "Shit happens", and that's the best explanation I got. I have some long stories in the works, possibly some updates for a few of my older stories that people still like.
Yes, I drew my avatar. It's a fiery tiger with quotes from William Blake's poem "The Tyger". For those interested, I'm also on Deviantart and Youtube. Just remove the spaces and [dot]s in the links.
Deviantart: http://celadine14 [dot] deviantart [dot] com/
Youtube: http://www [dot] youtube [dot] com/user/icestar143
PotC: Music Lessons?! My first fanfic, basically about 3 highschool girls who have a few weeks to themselves and the PotC characters show up, turning it into an 'omg pirates in the house' fic. I had plans for the girls to introduce the pirates to all the music genres, but I decided to abandon the fic. After a while, I realized how corny/Mary-Sueish/typical it was, so I let it die. I'll just keep it up there as an example of what not to write. I may eventually delete it.
Remnants of Darkness I also started a LotR fanfic about the fate of the Nazgul, but have been unable to update it due to a number of factors such as: busy real life, plot bunny-controlled mind, loss of interest, forgotten plot/direction of fic, etc. I'm still getting good reviews for it, and I feel bad for not finishing it. Sorry for those who were interested and wanted to read more. If I feel like it, I may put up a shortened ending just to have some closure.
Quarry Since watching the Predator movies, my mind has been plagued by multiple plot bunnies. So, in order to weed them out, I started a Predator fanfic about a forensic scientist (aka crime scene investigator) investigating a modern day predator hunt. Chapter 3 is up, and chapter 4 is in the works. I know I haven't updated recently, but I get distracted easily. I usually get my best ideas during school. I wonder why that is...
PLANNED FICS: I have a huge Star Wars fic in the works that will probably start getting uploaded this summer. It will stand on it's own, but I left some open ends so I can write a few short sequels to it. I have a number of other plot bunnies that are vying for my attention, but if I can't get the fragments together in one fic for each fandom, I may just upload the bits and pieces to Deviantart. These include time-travel OCs for Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, Patriot, and the Mummy, as well as various Predator/OC stories. If I get writer's block on whatever I'm working on, I'll look through my older stuff (like Remnants) and try to finish them up. Don't expect regular updates, unless I find that a writing schedule is better for me. Now that summer vacation has started, I need to find a job, but I also need practice for a creative writing class in the fall. Just be on the lookout for updates.
Music: I'll listen to pretty much anything, although I'm very fond of classical. My favorites are Mozart and Tchaikovsky. I also love soundtracks, so anything by John Williams, Hans Zimmer, Murray Gold, Steve Jablonsky, etc. I like some modern stuff too, like Evanescence, Lady Gaga, Within Temptation, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, and Nightwish. The lyrics have to mean something for me to really like it.
Movies: Predators, AvP, AvP: Requiem, Transformers (and Revenge of the Fallen), Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Patriot, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Young Frankenstein, Sweeney Todd (though the musical is better than the movie), a couple Hayao Miyazaki (did I spell that right?) animated movies, Phantom of the Opera (never saw the musical, just the movie), A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010), Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame, I need to remember what else I like...
TV Shows: CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Cold Case, Eleventh Hour, Numb3rs, any other crime show that happens to be on, Wipeout (freaking hilarious!), Doctor Who, Torchwood, Transformers Prime, Transformers Animated, Star Wars Clone Wars, ditto for the movies...
Books: Labyrinth of Evil (yay Star Wars!), the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, Eragon, Eldest, and Brisingr by Christopher Paolini, Graceling by Kristen Cashore, the Pern series by Anne McCaffrey, the Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S. Lewis, the Lord of the Rings series by J.R.R. Tolkein, The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, anything by Tamora Pierce or Tanith Lee; pretty much anything sci-fi, fantasy, or history-related.
Games: Mass Effect series, Portal 2, Lego Star Wars, Lego Indiana Jones, Just Dance (shut up, it's a good workout), DDR, Mortal Kombat battles with my boyfriend, um...
Fanfics: Mostly anything funny, crossovers, Star Wars fanfics, Predator/ AvP fanfics, some Mummy fanfics, some Doctor Who fanfics, Transformers fanfics, Phantom of the Opera fanfics, and other random stuff here and there. I'll read yaoi if its funny, but I try to stick to traditional hetero pairings. I fully support LGBT couples, but it's difficult to find good fics that convince me a character has a different sexuality than what is canonically established (see pairings section below). I will, however, support multispecies pairings. Aliens are hotter than humans any day.
Pairings: I don't have much of a preference when it comes to pairings, as long as it makes sense, canon characters are not OOC, and the take on it is original. I don't give a damn if it's hetero, gay, lesbian, multispecies, or whatever, as long as it's believable for that canon. Like I said before, I fully support LGBT couples, but they had better be believable for me to like fanfiction about them (or straight up funny). I do NOT support Mary-Sue pairings unless the author purposely uses it for humor, and I very rarely support the breaking up of canon pairings. Some of those characters were created to be "perfect for each other", so I need to be convinced otherwise to read the fanfic. Generally, I won't support incestual pairings (i.e. parent/child, sibling/sibling, etc.), even if both parties consent, are aware of their family ties, and continue anyways. I hate twincest pairings, because that's wrong on so many levels. Nonconsentual stuff is borderline, depending on the canon and importance to the plot. Oh, and I'll tolerate OOCness if it's for a humorous crack pairing.
Pirates: Barbossabeth, BarbossaOC
Star Wars: some GrievousOcs, one interesting Grievous/Ahsoka pairing (really, just don't ask)
The Mummy: Imhotep/Nefertiri, Imhotep/Evelyn, some ImhotepOCs
Phantom of the Opera: Erik/Christine, Erik/Meg, very few ErikOcs
Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose, Doctor/Donna
Harry Potter: some Snape/Hermione, all canon pairings, all humorous crack pairings
AvP: Lex/Scar, most any hetero Yautja/human pairings
Patriot: some TavingtonOCs (too many are Mary-Sues, time travelers, siblings of canon characters, or all of the above)
Transformers: Transformer/human OCs as long as the robot isn't OOC, mech/mech or mech/femme if they have a history, all hilarious crack pairings
Mass Effect: Garrus/FemShep, some Thane/FemSheps, Javik/Liara, Javik/anyone else for the lols
LotR: Eowyn/Faramir, canon pairings, BoromirOCs (if they exist), anything other than LegolasOC, AragornOC, or any slash pairing. Slash gets old quickly in this genre.
Hates: Davy Jones (evil nightmare about him, maybe I could write something about that), Lord Beckett (Lard Bucket :) ), mosquitoes, leeches, ticks, any other animal that thrives on human blood, any type of sex offender, especially relatives or those in a position of power (they all deserve to die... whoops, channeled Sweeney Todd for a moment there), meaningless rap music, whiny country music, Chipmunk-ed songs, and Mary-Sues. I also hate Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Zac Efron, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Robert Pattinson, Bella Swann's actress (whats-her-face?), the Chippettes, American Idol, and Rebecca Black's song Friday. Why? Because the guy actors have way too many fangirls, Bieber is only liked for his looks, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers can't even sing, whats-her-face sucks at acting, and American Idol should be renamed "So You Think You Can Sing?" for all of the people who say they can sing like so-and-so-famous-singer and sound like dying cats during their audition. Come on people, if you really believe you have the perfect voice without taking lessons, then you need a serious reality check. And last, but certainly not least, there is a reason the official Friday music video is the MOST HATED video on Youtube!
I have 2 friends who live near me on fanfiction, twilightseeker13 and Thegreatestnameever. Check out their stories if you're bored.
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5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Lemonade
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7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Marie
8: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Lilac (well, my dog's name is actually Lila, but whatever)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
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I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
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I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: Past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
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I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
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I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGS and liked it!
I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I love POKEMON, so I MUST be a 7 year old boy.
I’m in an ORCHESTRA, so I MUST have no friends and be a loser.
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