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Joined 08-23-07, id: 1359442, Profile Updated: 07-02-10
Author has written 8 stories for Fruits Basket, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hi! I'm me (obviously) I have lack of very good stories so most of mine are being transfered/discontinued 'cause I have noo more ideas. (PS I lied. I am now starting a new story called 'My Boys' Yes, I know there's a TV show named that. It just fit okay? GOD! Just kidding.) But some blah blah blah about me.

Age: The age I am.

Name: HAHA!! Wouldn't you like to know?

Favorite saying: "Duc-tape rules the world, chocolate makes it sweeter, money grows on trees, and music makes it go 'round." Amie (HA!! I added the 'E' on the end!) and Fred (not her real name, we were Fred and George in an after school version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone PS TURKEY SHOOTER!!) "He just needs a little push.' 'If I pushed any harder he'd fall off a cliff." Me to Fred during gym class. (great timing I have for the most fantastic conversations, right?) "Did you know, I can kick your butt? While standing still." ME!! "GUess what.' 'What?!' 'If you don't shut up now, I'm going to hurt you." Fred (and Amie)

Fav. Color: Red/Blue or purple (he he, PURPLE) (Oh yes, sorry for the randomness on this page)

Character:REMUS!! (or Hermione)

Favorite mythical creature: VAMPIRE!! WHOO!! Wouldn't it be awesome if Remus was a vampire? The aforemention Amie and I got into a half-hour disscussion in the middle of our Honors class on whether vampire or were-wolves are better.

Favorite Series: Harry Potter. It might have been the Twilight Series but Breaking Dawn just had to go and ruin it!

If you guys want to read more of my non-fanfiction writing, I also post as Twinfeathers on which is similar to

That's all I can think of so Bye-Bye. wait... nevermind.

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If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm THIN, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I write FANFICTION, so I MUST not be a real writer.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic asshole.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Now Story Info:

For all those who actually read this:

No Longer Damsels In Distress:

If you want a summary, read below. I have up to chapter nine written and chapter 5 half typed but I'm trying to figure out how to do something without screwing up the plot.


This story was just stuck in my head and it needed to get out. As my friend said 'Bad bad in' I'm thinking a Remus/Hermione for this one but if you guys don't want that just tell me(although I'll probably ignore you and write it anyway)

My Boys:

It sounds like a bad soap-opera, but it's not (I hope) It's a Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover under Hermione granger/Bella Swan. Harry/Hermione are together and Bella/Jasper are too. Please give a round of applause to SarcasticallyYours for agreeing to beta from chapter three on!! (Unfortunately, chapter three hasn't been written yet so she hasn't gotten a lot of work yet. I'm working on it! DON'T YELL AT ME!! hides in corner ahem.)

Soooooo... thanks for listening... err, reading to my random ramblings.

BYE BYE!! Twinfeathers

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Sanity reviews
The reason Dean and Seamus follow Hermione. "Slowly, a thread of sanity reached towards them." Companion to My Boys. You don't have to read that to get this. Dean and Seamus have been mentally and physically tortured. There's no sanity left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
My Boys reviews
The war is going badly due to various problems like Voldy his Death Eaters and various morons leading the Order *coughDumbledorecough* but hey, now we get some help. From vampires. And I'm reated to them. This is going to suck Harry/Hermione Jasper/Bella
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hermione G., Bella
Portapotty Challenge reviews
I'm issuing a challenge to all fanfiction readers and writters. You just have to use the quote "Boys are like port-a-potties. All the good ones are taken and the rest are full of crap."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Longer Damsels in Distress reviews
My friends and I go to Hogwarts. Watch us the Damsels in Distress No More take Hogwarts by storm through not entire randomness. Set in Marauder Era J/L SB/OC RL/OC ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
Assassin reviews
Hermione isn't all she seems. She has a dark past and an even darker future. How can she save anyone, when she can hardly even save herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Hermione G.
Fourteenth's the charm reviews
tohru get's a charm bracelet from momiji. she has to get fourteen charms from the zodiac, god and kyo, not knowing that she has to get them all to break the curse.CHAPPIE THREE FINISHED!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Tohru H.
Lily's Automatic Diary reviews
Lily has an automatic diary that writes whatever the person who's holding it says or thinks. JPLE SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Broken by Moonlight reviews
Don't worry Padfoot, evans is just a conquest" Lily and James are dating then james does something stupid. will they get back together? oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete