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Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, and Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師.

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Swallows on the Beam by Shu of the Wind reviews
Three years after the coronation, a plot to overthrow the Emperor has been put into motion. Disguised as a noblewoman, Lan Fan plunges into the Xingese court—and into a courtship with the emperor himself. "You are my master," she said. "There is nothing that I will not do for you." He smiled then. "So why won't you kiss me, Lan Fan?" Co-posted on AO3. Ongoing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 191,841 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Ling Y., Lan Fan
Law and Marriage by TeenTypist reviews
It is hereby ordered that unmarried Pureblood witches and wizards aged 17-30 must marry a person of Halfblood or Muggle-born status. Thus, within a generation no families will remain Pureblooded. Marriage Law twist. Chapter 40, March: Society expects couples to do silly things, like go out on dates, even if you're not really dating, or meet your fiancé's parents. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,432 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
psychobabble murderguts (kids in love) by sarsaparillia reviews
"My bed is not a free-for-all bleed out death orgy palace, oh my god!" — Derek/Stiles, the pack.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Stiles, Derek H.] - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Domina Esques by Shu of the Wind reviews
Or, The Lady Knight. At sixteen, Lizzy Middleford has been on a tour of the continent for a year. Now, she's a different, sharper person than before...and she's determined to take her place at Ciel's side, whether he likes it or not. All hail the Queen's Paladin. Eventual CielLizzy. Cover art by cielking-art on Tumblr. COMPLETE, with sequel upcoming. May be expanded.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,237 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Smokin' Hot by feari teiru reviews
In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,366 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
show you the ropes, kid by wordbends reviews
"You're not stuffing, today." — Damian/Steph.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
Fifteen Acres of Broken Glass by sarsaparillia reviews
Plan A didn't work out, and neither did Plan B. In which there is no Plan C, and everyone is seriously in trouble. Alternatively: Toni Stark meets Pepper Potts and Captain America, and Batman nearly has an aneurysm as a result. — fem!Tony, Bruce Wayne, Pepper, Steve/Tony.
Crossover - Batman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Anthony S.
bad medicine by sarsaparillia reviews
When did he get so tall? — Damian/Steph.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
a crush like an empty soda can by sarsaparillia reviews
No, wait, what. — Damian/Steph.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
spare me your judgements by sarsaparillia reviews
Lady Stark, had Ned told her the truth. — Catelyn.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Catelyn T. - Complete
crocodile farm by sarsaparillia reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to allow Robb Stark and Theon Greyjoy to become friends was an astounding, blithering idiot. — Sansa, Robb, Theon, Jon.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sansa S., Jon A. - Complete
Put a Ribbon on It by Berry's Ambitions reviews
[Post-Avengers, one-shot] "After what you went through, I felt like getting you something, okay? I mean, finding out you're adopted is some tough crap!" [Loki/Darcy]
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Mistletoe by her-little-musings reviews
Loki learns about the tradition of mistletoe. Written for the Tasertricks Winter Exchange on tumblr.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
little girls that got swallowed up by sarsaparillia reviews
They all eat each other, in the end. — Karin, Sakura, Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Karin, Sakura H. - Complete
A Lot Like Falling by pop-pop-bananas reviews
It's just your run-of-the-mill monster hunt until Castiel suddenly loses all his mojo. Clueless and vulnerable, Team Free Will hole up at Bobby's, but as freak snowstorms pin them in place, and there are no answers to be found, it becomes apparent that an anticlimatic Apocalypse has left behind an unescapable darkness, and these days Dean is prone to getting lost.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,031 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Cats in the Cradle by headcannonball reviews
Future Fic. Sandor interacts with some kittens. This is a silly fic. It is not serious in any way.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Wrong Things for the Right Reasons by Bratanimus reviews
On what may be the last night of their lives, Jaime and Brienne discover that their actions and motivations are not so different after all. One shot Jaime/Brienne. (UPDATE: This story is continued in a longer work, Nights Without Armor.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
First by PrettyPrettyPlease reviews
I loved you first. Cobb always got the pretty little Architect. "As Ariadne ran her hand through the blonde's hair, Arthur's hand ran through his own. He prayed to every deity that she would stop Cobb. But she didnt." AxA with implied AxC
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Three Times Arthur Left Her by Riikani reviews
And the one time Ariadne did.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
all those shadows almost killed your light by prettypinklips reviews
"Really, Korra, you can't expect me to just walk right up to the General of the United Forces and kiss him—mmph!" -— Iroh II/Asami. Complete
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Asami S., General Iroh - Complete
Winter Tucks Her Children In by simplyprologue reviews
They find each other again, after they die and are reborn. She is not the sweet summer child he loved, and he is not the Hound who protected her-but they still have more to offer each other than they think. One-shot future!fic. Rated because of Sandor's mouth.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Defying Gravity by flutflutflyer reviews
Eight years after LoK, the Equalist threat is far from over. Trapped in a freefalling elevator, a chi-blocked Jinora and Bolin face death, but they face it together. Jinora/Bolin. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Bolin, Jinora - Complete
All The Right Moves by tyrantsandcreampuffs reviews
In which Bolin drowns, Asami rolls on the ground, and a platypus bear walks into a bar. / Oneshot. #05
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
And We'll Love, And We'll Hope by Saerin Veritas reviews
A mysterious intervention on Orihime's part changed the war's dynamic and ending, and it somehow resurrects Ulquiorra in the process. As the two grow closer in the living world, questions still remain, leaving Orihime unstable and confused. UlquiHime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,582 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Samite and Steel by Ivory Muse reviews
She is not Cersei. / Jaime muses about two unlike women.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
i don't love you, but i always will by sdjkhgdjksfnksdf reviews
Bolin has trust issues, and they really need to talk. / / Poison&Wine Song-Fic / / Bolinora
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Bolin, Jinora - Complete
Being Sober Is So Passé by sdjkhgdjksfnksdf reviews
There's many types of drunk people, and the rarest of them all are the Sokka Drunks. Jinora is a Sokka Drunk. Bolin wants to cry because Mako is no help at all. / / Age Difference!Verse
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bolin, Jinora - Complete
someone i can never become by sdjkhgdjksfnksdf reviews
Bolin tries to become a vegetarian for true love. It doesn't work out. The vegetarian thing, not the true love thing. The true love thing works out. / / Age Difference!Verse
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Bolin, Jinora - Complete
Age Difference by sdjkhgdjksfnksdf reviews
Jinora is ten and she has a crush on Korra's Earthbending friend. Bolin is eighteen and not interested, but why is everyone treating it like, "Yeah, you're gonna end up together someday?" / / Timeline-Format / / Eventual Bolinora & Makorra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bolin, Jinora - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
disintegrate, you bastard by wordbends reviews
Dean Winchester was born a girl, and Michael is Not Impressed. — Castiel, Michael, Deanna.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Castiel, Michael - Complete
In Better Days by snappleducated reviews
"Tell him that it was me who sent you. Tell him that he never should have trusted me." — Sansa, and the ugly road to becoming a queen.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sansa S., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
Homecoming by michellemtsu reviews
Written for the Jaime/Brienne fanworks fest. Prompt: Brienne has to explain to her father she has married the Kingslayer and brought him home to be her husband and father of her children. Spoilers through AFFC.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Brienne T., Jaime L. - Complete
Scylla and Charybdis by puellanerdii reviews
Finnick's determined to bring Annie Cresta home from the 70th Hunger Games. But never thought he'd have to choose between keeping her and keeping her safe - and he wants both. How Annie Cresta crept up on Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,740 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Poor Imitation by ncfan reviews
-Shunsui x Nanao, Lisa- She wonders what he sees when he looks at her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Iron Lily by ncfan reviews
-Shunsui x Nanao- I stand on my own, remember? Never forget that.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Battle Plans by ncfan reviews
Nanao's diary entries, concerning the "Kyouraku Shunsui" problem and her attempts to find a solution. Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Skeletons in the Closet by Fading into the background reviews
No one can run from their past forever. What will happen when Nanao's past comes back to haunt her? Will her Taicho be the one to stay at her side or will everything unravel?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 201,058 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Question of Marriage by Philyra reviews
The first time he asked her to marry him it was autumn, the trees resplendent in robes of red and gold. Oneshot, ShuNao.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
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Contusion reviews
Sometimes, you just have to girl up and roll with punches. Most of the time, those punches aren't actually punches but are instead Hollow Cero's. And I'm not rolling with them, I'm running away. /Sequel to Bruised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,963 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Grimmjow J., OC] Ichigo K.
stoplights reviews
she was going to take that exam if it killed her. au/oneshot.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24 - [Shiemi M., Rin O.] - Complete
Bruised reviews
At some point in life everyone has to make a decision, like choosing between cheeseburger or a salad. Unfortunately, my decision did not involve a cheeseburger. GrimmjowXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,203 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Grimmjow J., OC] - Complete
Paper Tigers reviews
Because they needed him back and quickly, but nothing ever goes according to plan. /Post "The Bridge"
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,113 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May, Skye/Daisy, OC - Complete
The Lights in The Bay reviews
Restaurants and fist fights and blogging, oh my! Or, that time Gamagoori owned a restaurant and Mako was a food blogger. -IraMako AU.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [I. Gamagoori, Mako M.] Ryuko M.
Virginia, To The End reviews
There are zombies. Nothing ends well. -SkyeWard AU.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward]