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Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Ella Enchanted, and Beka Cooper series.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Chronicles of Chiswick by Blinovitch reviews
The TARDIS strands Eleven at Clara's — six years later than he meant to arrive. Trapped across his timeline and up to his delicate eyebrows in spoilers, he receives a cryptic message from Twelve: one of his former companions is in danger, and he'll need the help of the others to save her. It's a reunion the Doctor would love to remember... but the laws of time doom him to forget.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Donna N., Sarah Jane S., 11th Doctor, Clara O.
I Blame You by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Kel's pregnant. Who wants to tell her she can't go kill Scanrans? KelDom! R&R! Chapter 33 Up!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,018 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Remember Me by Esme Plutonian reviews
Emmett kidnaps Bella and brings her skydiving because he doesn't think she has enough fun, but Bella hits her head on the fall and loses her memory. Will Edward have to win her love all over? Set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,292 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/11/2009
Reunion! by hotapps reviews
Suze and Gina have a 9th grade reunion in NYC. It's supposed to be fun catching up with old class mates...unless, of course, they're a dead.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2006
The Afterstory by Booga-06 reviews
Suze's troublesome life after Twilight. JS
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Quil Ateara and the Impossible Claire by sockyferret reviews
In her senior year of high school, Claire is realizing she may have more feelings for Quil than just brotherly love. From Claire's POV. Rated T for language, some sexuality, and excessive use of sarcasm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
She Hates Me by HM Grayson reviews
Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,694 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
The Autumn Assignment by sivvussa reviews
A Tortallan history student's research into the forgotten Immortals war and the Mages who disappeared afterwards reveals a bond between the heroes of the past and of the modern day Tortall. COMPLETE! 2013: Sequel is now being posted: 'Powercuts'.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,965 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Discovery by Aspiring Empath reviews
Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Life at the Swoop by Daughter of Nature reviews
A collection of mini ficlets about Alanna and George. Lots of fluff!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Tortall
All Nighter by Lady Casper-san reviews
Jacob is pulling an all nighter. But why?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Karma's Impossibilites by DragonHeiress reviews
Jack's latest boyfriend gets conned into housework, of course. Only, to Alex, his being there is a cruel act of God. Why? They know each other, of course....
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006
Imprinting by C.Queen reviews
Nobody will explain to Renesmee what exactly it means for Jacob to have imprinted on her, so she decides to look it up in the dictionary with hilarious results.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Melodrama by MmllePoulain reviews
Bella has had enough of the melodrama created by everyone around her. Slightly AU. Bella is human, everyone else is vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Course of True Love by Unknownhacker1 reviews
When Kel has had it with being treated like on of the guys, will a little belly dancing and some new friends make her feel better? Will forces beyond her control prevent her from finding Love? Is her fate her own? R & R! GIVE IT A TRY! Long but GOOD!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 71,238 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Red Sky at Morning by Princess Bertha reviews
Finally, finally, finally complete! Major BLACKWATER. Sequel to "Endless Daylight." Jake and Sam can't *both* be Alpha, can they? Nessie wants to go to school. No one's happy about Jake and Leah, except...the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,596 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Wagers, Anyone? by OldCC reviews
Owen, in his usual jolly manner, figures out what's been bothering Kel for ages. She's in love, and the whole palace wants to know who she's fallen for! The betting has begun, and everybody's all over Kel with questions. What a mess! KD, FINALLY UPDATED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
Trouble by FreeSmiles reviews
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Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kel Takes the Cake by Shang it reviews
Cleon is celebrating his wedding to Ermeline, all his best friends are invited...including poor, single Kel. She needs an escort, someone to fend off embarrassing questions about her personal life. C'mon, of course it's a KD.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,125 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007
The Jaguar Goddess by Eaglefire reviews
Sarai's daughter goes to the Copper Isles and teams up with Aly's daughter and Taybur Sibigat's son. One night when they get lost in Rajmuat, Kyprioth finds them and proposes a wager which leads to the adventure of a lifetime.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,225 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Tortall - Complete
The Great Escape by SapphireKisses reviews
When an undercover mission goes wrong, Lily and James find themselves trapped- in a Muggle jail- with no wand and no one to call. While they consider ways to escape, they're forced to talk to each other- a dangerous process that could possibly kill them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Deep Breath by Ruby89 reviews
All Lily wanted to be is a pirate. when the ship she works on is being attacked by them,she joins their crew by disguising as a boy. now she needs to prove herself in front of their captain James Potter,who swore to never let a woman step on his ship. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Swept Away: The Life and Times of a Girl Pirate by Miss Myrtle360 reviews
When Lily Evans finds out she's engaged to Snape, she disguises herself as a boy and joins a ship's crew, only to be attacked and captured by the cunning and devilishly handsome James Potter. Will Lily be able to keep her secret safe in a sea of men?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,119 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Younger Magelet by Opened Secrets reviews
Sarralyn Salamín has grown up and is fifteen. Just like her parents she has great Magical powers. However she has some major problems to deal with AKA an evil tutor, a sister in magic, a meddling Goddess, a over protective Father, & LOVE! Chap 8
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tortall
Aly Returns by seven3eight reviews
It has been years since Alianne of Pirate's Swoop last visited Tortall. Will anyone recognize the Copper Isle's spymaster or will Aly be fated to be forgotten?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Tortall - Complete
A Hundred Drabbles by phoenix-rises-from-the-ashes reviews
A hundred drabbles spanning the entire world of Tamora Pierce including every character character that I can fit in there and on every possible subject. R&R! Latest chapter: A conversation between Daine and Numair.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007
Shapeshifter by sarralynsalmalin reviews
Daine's daughter is growing up and getting stronger in her Gift. What they don't know is that the new power she posesses could save them all. Reviews, insults, whatever welcome! if you don't I can't Update: Thanks! Rated T for safety.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Tortall
Elden's Rose by Fishy Rainboots reviews
Lady Cythera of Elden was never strong of will. Her grandmother orders the unthinkable, and Cythera sees no choice but compliance. She struggles to master her own life, make her own choices, and truly become Elden's rose.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
Where the Shooting Star Lies by ReinaKai reviews
If you wish upon a star your dreams will become reality. That's what people told young Sarralyn Salmalin, Tortall's only Gifted Wildmage. But did anyone warn her of the path she'd have to follow for her wishes to come true? Not at all. Full summary inside
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,832 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
What Would Kel Do? by Lady Mage reviews
What would Kel do in certain scenarios? Submit any situations in a review. Story is listed as complete because each chapter is basically a oneshot. Previous: Cleon walks in on Kel. This time: Kel intervenes when Neal flirts with Daine...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Keladry, Nealan, Domitan, Owen - Complete
Nathaniel and the Orphan by FuyuSarah reviews
She was the girl whose braids he tied to her chair. She was just the younger sister's best friend. Was. Past tense. Nathaniel didn't think it would happen, but it did. A retelling of Meg Cabot's Nicola and the Viscount, seen through Nathaniel's eyes.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,050 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mutiny by Tawnyeyes reviews
This is the sequel to Oh Honeymoon. Bella is now a vampire and enjoys her new life with the Cullen family. A group of vampires are tired of following the rules set by the Volturi. The Cullens are forced to decide which side they are on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,135 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Frustrations Of A Modern World by Rocker-Of-Random reviews
Also written by Giant Killeress. The typical fic where some of Tamora Pierce's characters find themselves in modern times. Quote: Not the typical 'Tortallans come to the future' sort of thing! Worth reading because of our neverending wit and humour!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
After Math by choirgeek reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Suze and Jesse after the dance? Story following Suze in the days after Twilight. Will include all of our favorite characters.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Aftermath by DN Dark Night Angel reviews
Perin is back and wants Daine. How far will he go and what must Daine and Numair do? DN This is my first story! flames are invited
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,657 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Kel's 14th birthday by kittylitious reviews
What happens on Kel's first Birthday as a Squire? There's kissing, bets, and a few drinks. I suck at summaries. My first fic. KJ
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Trying Tensions by skyflyte12 reviews
This is what I think may come of Kel&Dom. Hilarity ensues as the Lady Knight is determined not to relax while she is pregnant
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Homecoming by CopperIslander reviews
Aly returns to Tortall after ten years in the Copper Isles. This is my first ever fanfic and I would appreciate any help!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Tortall
Daylight by Cocobunny79 reviews
Mediator and Twilight crossover. It was suppose to be the perferct vacation for Suze and Jesse, but their flight was cancelled, and now they're stuck in a town called Forks.At first,what seems like a quiet town,actually holds something dangerous: Vampires
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
Baroness of Pirate's Swoop by epAmy reviews
There aren't enough AG stories out there, so here's one! What life was like for Alanna as a wife and mother.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Blood and Changes by Acita reviews
Blend of Blood and Chocolate and Twilight. Story begins directly after B&C and skips a little in Twilight. What happens when the pack moves to Forks and Vivian befriends Bella? How does Edward feel? What will he do? And what's the Black's secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006
Untitled for now by LamiaNox reviews
Alan Blunt is planning something, but what does it mean for Alex Rider? And how could it possibly involve his class and the SAS? Set after Scorpia.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
The Hazard of Love by Tuathail reviews
The fallout of before, the bittersweet of now, and the promise of after. Alanna and George in a series of moments. Ten sets of exactly one hundred words.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
One Time At Band Camp by T-R-Us reviews
Insanity ensues when Lord Wyldon creates the Royal Tortallan Band and sends a group of knights, mages, royals and commoners off to band camp. Crack!Fic
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
Weddings are Overrated by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Some weddings go perfectly, others don't. This is the chronical of the latter: Does Alanna deck the preacher? Will Neal forget his vows? Does Numair make a total fool of himself? The answers: yes, yes and yes.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007
Boxers or Briefs? by Saiyachick reviews
/BellaxEdward/ What is Bella doing looking through Edward's underwear drawer? OneShot Drabble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My name's Cub by boothbonesforever reviews
Alex has to go to the SAS with his school. I can't do summaries or titles so please just read and sugest any good titles.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 328 - Published: 7/27/2007
Good Morning Carmel by Kristastic reviews
Susannah has a new job this summer interning with her mom. Things with her boyfriend Jesse are going great. But...the dead have a way of making things complicated.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,185 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Training Master Mindelan by Silverlake reviews
A look at Kel's experiences juggling motherhood and her position as training master. And a chronicle of the lives of Neal's and Alanna's squires. Complete!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,763 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Christmas with the Ackerman’s by SUGAR2345 reviews
Suze thinks her Christmas is ruined, when she and Jesse come across a ghost of a six yearold, while Christmas shopping. Will they bring that little girl back to life or is there a reason why her life was taken from her in the first place? RR! Complete!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,118 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Ghost Whisperer by Lady-of-Nolava reviews
The police now knew abot Suze's abilities. Suze is married to Jesse, and they're in their twenties. What happens why loads of people die, and refuse to leave? It spells pure 'chaos'.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
No Respectable Man by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
They said no respectable man would marry Sarra's bastard. So what will they think when the girl and her future husband are forced to return to Snowsdale?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Who killed Father Dominic by Lady-of-Nolava reviews
Father Dominic found something important, and he wants to show it to Suze. But Suze was unfortunately engaged in tonguehockey with Jesse. Who was why, when Father D was found crucified, hanging on top of the basilica, Suze must investigate. davinci code
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Ninth Dimension Void by Lady-of-Nolava reviews
Suze Simon was stuck in the hallway, out of her body. Oh, she's not dead yet. Just being exorcised by Paul. Question is, how to return to her body? FINALLY! Chap 6 is up
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Sixth street Diner by RosalieLillianHale reviews
Suze has just started her senior year and everything is going great, especially with Jesse. Until Jack Slater shows up and a mysterious group of people threaten Suze’s relationship. Set after twilight.ch.6 up!COMPLETE!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
It's All Going Down on Halloween Night by Captain Lila Turner reviews
MY SO CALLED LIFE Suze Simon is your regular 19 year old Mediator. But when she learns a disturbing secret, she realizes that she can't trust anyone. She thinks she has it all figured out, but maybe Nancy Drew lost her touch. It's all going down
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,856 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
The Worst Vacation Ever by your royal highness reviews
Jesse and Suze go to Disney World for the summer, a ghost shows up and ruins everything, Jesse moves away, and Suze trys EVERYTHING to bring him back home with her to Carmel. And, Tad Beaumont keeps mysteriously reappearing everywhere Suze looks!R&R! SJ
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
F l a s h l i g h t by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Nathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 446,760 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
Chocolate Ice Cream by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Kel wants chocolate ice cream. And nothing will stop her.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Far Too Curious by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
Complete! Newly knighted, Gary and Raoul sit late one evening discussing mistresses and moustaches, their friend Squire Alan's uncanny lack of both, when a catastrophic realisation hits…
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Focus by Kitty Ryan reviews
A tale set between Emperor Mage and Realms of the Gods: complete with a full cast of cats, kittens, a clerk Killer Unicorns, a bet between friends, a very angry Numair, and a certain court artist. In the end, Numair really DOES owe Volney Rain.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/20/2000 - Complete
Getting Started by Frolicking Bananas reviews
[Complete]Jesse is alive and he and Suze can finally have the life they wanted. Suze is turning 18 and something unexpected happens.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Explanations by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
COMPLETE! Alternative ItHotG. Before Alanna's father dies (while Alanna's at the palace disguised as a boy) he betroths her to Raoul of Golden Lake! Lot's of fluff to come. Please R 'n R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Pretty Spry For a Dead Guy by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Jesse is in love with himself...again.Disclaimed to Meg Cabot and Offspring. Song parody. Hehe...well, I think its funny. So there. Enjoy!
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Complete
Random Tales About Various People by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Title basically says all. Jonathan's best friend is a pickle, Numair is insane, Thayet loses her hair, Cleon wears a tutu, and all sorts of other disturbing things occur.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Numair Salmalin by a thousand winds reviews
During Emperor Mage, Numair has to struggle with avoiding Ozorne, flirting with Lindhall and NOT drooling over his student. Honest. But there is one consolation...Varice is nowhere near as pretty as he is. Slash and DaineNumair.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Tortall - Complete
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Just A Phase reviews
Just as Leah Clearwater feels like she's gaining control of her life she changes in a very unexpected way. "Another presence filled the space of my mind and another. More visitors were making an appearance in loco Leah land. But who? It was feeling more and more like a game show. 'Who's in the Hallucination Now? : Leah Edition.' "
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Jacob, Jared, Leah, Sam
A Gambling Man reviews
Ever wonder if there was another reason Dale and Beka's relationship came to the end? Perhaps a certain Rogue shared his thoughts? - And after all, a Gambling Man knows what risks not to take. A Missing Moment from Bloodhood. [Just a small snippet I wrote a while ago]
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Rosto the Piper - Complete
Claire Always Gets Her Way reviews
Claire/Quil. A series of oneshots throughout the years of Claire managing to get her way. As she grows up so do her requests.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Ella's Letters reviews
It's the morning after Char and Ella's wedding. Ella begins her new life as Char's wife and discovers some reminders of her old one. ONESHOT and please be warned, there is some fluff :D
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Flight of the Vampires reviews
Twilight characters are painfully forced by me into situations based on songs by the 4th most popular folk parody duo in NZ, Flight of the Conchords.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Sixth Sense reviews
Pre-Twilight Bella observes Phil and Renee and considers whether she will find love. "I believe there’s a perfect person for everyone"..."I think mine was killed by the influenza or something.”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete
The Twelve Days reviews
Its Christmas time.How better to celebrate then with a Twilight Christmas story.Bella finds a surprise on her doorstep on boxing day. The twelve days of Christmas giving seem like a romantic sentiment/song. That is when you're not the one getting the gift
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Phoney reviews
Right on cue, the phone rang. I was going to regret this. I answered the call.“Hello, is your refrigerator running?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Breaking Dawn: The time Edward did reviews
No Spoilers! Just a little play on the title of the fourth Twilight book. Warning: May contain shameless puns and a teeny bit of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Day of Cliche: Revelations reviews
An important person is AWOL and shockingly cliche revelations are in store. Why are Carlisle and Edward acting odd?Bella's wedding may become a disaster so, will our couple pull through my torture? Written for lishwish's Dumb,Cliche&Ridiculous Challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampires On A Plane reviews
A series of oneshot and twoshots involving our favourite characters and several different incidents involving planes. What could possibly go wrong when there are 'Vampires on a Plane?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Toucha Toucha Touch me reviews
Rosalie and Alice are 'babysitting' Bella when her Rocky Horror Picture Show obssession takes hold and things get musical.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Happy Birthday Bella reviews
Set after Eclipse in a world where Edward is still refusing to change Bella. It's Bella's birthday again. Just a quick oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Biology with a bit of Chemistry reviews
It was amazing how someone could make photosynthesis sound so unbelievable sexy.-Bella isn't talking about Edward.Then who? And why? Bella/Mr. Banner.You read that correctly.Humour, don't worry.I think. I blame this story on the actions of one JasperCulle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After the Storm reviews
I couldn’t believe the sight before me. The day’s storm had left no survivors. Victims of its wrath had been brutally ripped from their homes and strewn all over the lawn.Written for Winged-Soldiar's Rose Contest Quil/Claire. Had to involve roses. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Tear to Shed reviews
Rosalie thinks about Edward, Bella and what she wants most. What does Rosalie think about Edward deciding to save Bella from Tyler's truck and why would it really upset her. This is my take on it. Uses the song Tear to Shed from Tim Burton's Corpse Bride.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete