First Mate Jenner
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Joined 08-24-07, id: 1360174
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
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Fighting The Green by violentartista reviews
Neville is the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter is a Slytherin. Both have a destiny to fulfill, but Harry is the one who can't seem to cope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,720 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
One Night Out On Good Behaviour by skinnyrita reviews
HPDM. We've been separated for nearly a month, Potter. Who knows when we'll be let out on good behaviour again? This night isn't over yet. Formerly a oneshot, now a chaptered story due to good reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
plink clunk ting reviews
Draco got his hands on a muggle video game. He becomes obsessed. It's my first official fic and it's a short one that's meant to be funny. Give it a shot, yeah?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete