Author has written 13 stories for Titanic, Maximum Ride, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Someone Like You, and Harry Potter.
I am a mean person. Honestly, I don't mean to be mean I just am. That is why if I give you an angry review then sorry but I am an angry person. If you cant deal with it don't write.
SOME THINGS I REALLY HATE!
I ALSO REALLY HATE ANONYMOUS REVIEWS. IT MAKES IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR ME TO ANSWER. I CANT'T STOP YOU FROM GIVING AN ANONYMOUS REVIEW AND ANYWAY I GUESS AN ANONYMOUS REVIEW IS BETTER THEN NOTHING.
"At the age of thirteen, we are no longer juvenile delinquets, we become ADOLESCENT delinquets." - Mucho thank you to Tuatuara.
"If Math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizical, what are tests?" - Again that is from Tuatuara peoples.
"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Twilight
"The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you." -The Book Thief
"Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ." "He doesn't want to hear it either." -The Book Thief
"So much good, so much evil. Just add water." -The Book Thief
"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." - EdwardAddict
"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."- Nudge -Maximum Ride: SOF
"And when we blow ourselves up, I'll be safe in my padded room and warm in my pretty white jacket." - EdwardAddict (That descrbes me perfectly!)
"Sigh. You know you're about to have a bad day when you get your chip stuck in your salsa." EdwardAddict again (My friends saw this and now they say it...sorry!)
"Well someone has to stand up for all the dorks out there." EdwardAddict ('tis true)
"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." that wasn't me. i do say that alot however. EdwardAddict
"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer says it in the TV show Psych.
"If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new" - reader's digest!
"My poodle's stuck in a heater vent." -who's line is it anyway.
"A synonym is just a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of" -reader's digest
"I don't lie. I fib in big portions." – CrimsonScarz (I love all your quotes by the way not that im weird or anything…well not that I’m really weird)
"Perfect men are only fictional."
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away, and have their shoes." -quote page. It is also on a shirt.
"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within" quote page
"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil" –A certain persons sister (You know who you are though if you would like acknowledgement that can be arranged!) :
"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"- same sister...
"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"-same sister...
"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families"- quote page. "
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more"- same
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."-same
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."- same
"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"- same
Let’s just not right away state that we are living in sin.”- CrimsonScarz (I luv that line cause it sounds like something I would say)
My life has gone from bad, to worse, to a little bit better, then it just fell off the damn cliff. – Same CrimsonScarz
“I’m pregnant not dieing.”- See above!
"Listen to the beaker, it will speak to you,"
"Then again... maybe we won't screen it tonight," Roger Davis
"HEY GET BACK HERE WITH THAT STAPLER! SANTA WON'T GET ME A NEW ONE UNTIL CHRISTMAS!"
"You know what? Go play in traffic!"
"You don't have to be very ninja like to trip her."
You kids and your crazy axes and fancy guillotines
Things to Remember at Hogwarts
I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”
Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.
If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.
Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.
I do not weigh the same as a duck.
Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.
I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class
Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”
Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists
If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.
Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.
I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.
I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens
I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball
I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.
I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.
Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.
I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.
I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.
I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween
I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.
I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
Fights for Animal Rights!
Become a supporter today!
If you believe in protecting animals and are against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile while starting a petition at your school and/or neighborhood and/or state!
I don't own these, but I thought they were quite funny. (I got this from danceswithwings119)
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad)
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
FOR THE RECORD I WILL READ ANYTHING INCLUDING SLASH FICS. ANY ROMANCE IS FINE WITH ME THESE PAIRINGS ARE JUST MY PERSONAL FAVORITE! DONT GET MAD AT ME!Thats about it... wanna comment?
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