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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Well, howdelie doodleie! thank you for visiting my page!

Helloooooooo my fawesome readers...xD don't kill me. You all scare me. ;) jk but...when i don't update...you all will come eat me. I know it...I wonder if I taste good...?

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My motto: LIFE'S NOT A GARDEN, SO DON'T BE A HOE

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain WORLD DOMINATION.

Name: Sarah (and that's all you'll get so hush!)

Age: As old as my nose, and a few years older than my teeth!

Eyecolor: an amazing, stunning, simply beatiful (bleeped out)

Hair color: This one I'll tell you. Brown, and SEXY! BECAUSE EDWARD LOVED BRUNETTES!! (hahahhahahahaha!)

Warrior name: Spottedbelly (...why did I put this ON here?!? oh. Because I'm a Warriors geek. Did anyone else not know that Erin Hunter is three people????)

Coolness measure: 1546734856349569324598342658347659734659834265983465083465803450630486583246873468475280766853476543980560843762946580432682456845082438567340876508346508734807348745645876989473658734658734656342875683458345834657349656348975687368324687634875628374658463285638465894265982465836485306568724578043287340876524640996754867301673107680401108650345604376538765074714758074385656143760835603470681680101348818031487568376718031678016851563845678 Out of 5. I'm that cool...

IM: if you MUST know, PopItLikeAPopTrt -- IM ME!!! (luff yazzz)

E-mail: Airkissesrtruluv@aol.com (lay the F off... it's cool...like me. see coolness measure.)

PARAMORE, LINKIN PARK, DAUGHTRY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, FINGER ELEVEN, THREE DOORS DOWN, SIMPLE PLAN, FLY LEAF, SHINEY TOY GUN AND HOWIE DAY ARE MUSIC

Check out my brother...DaCropsSon...XD He has no idea what he's doing. It's halarious.

FAVORITE QUOTES

He Said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said:

You wear pants don't you?

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

MY TEACHERS ARE SCREWED UP. AS PROOF, HERE'S A FEW STORIES ABOUT MY SCHOOL.

So we were in science, constructing models of DNA out of Snap Beads, and my teacher gets REALLY frustrated. "GAH!! GRRRR!! ARGGGH!" We all hear, as he tried to snap two Snap Beads together. "OH MY GOD! THE HOLE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH!!" He yells, giving up.

"That's what she said." We hear from Phillip, who whispers, and we all start laughing so hard, the Vice Principal has to be called in to calm us down.

No one would explain to him 'what had been just so funny?!?!?'.

It was the middle of a lockdown drill. Everyone had to be completly silent, but our room was filled with sounds of moving uncomfortably. Thats because we were all shoved in a corner.

So, anyway, we were all practically right on top of each other, and suddenly, my crazzzzyy BBF goes, "My butt's cold. Sarah..." She whisperd, and I start laughing, exept its that laugh hat makes no noise because your laughing so hard you can't breathe.

And then my math teacher goes, "Well, no body offer to warm it up."

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Salt in Your Wounds by sensations reviews
Jasper's eyes bore into mine. Hatred shone brightly but something underneath that was what caught my attention. Need, want, lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2007
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Always and Forever by CuzEdwardLikesBrunettes reviews
I lay there, just thinking. About how much I love my angel, what I would do if I ever lost her. I was also awaiting the arrival of my enemy, the one who wanted to take her away from me. As always, morning couldn’t come soon enough... Pre-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,792 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/25/2007
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
Light bulb challenged by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Bella replaces a light bulb... or attempts to. Lets just say it all unfolds from there. I promise I will write more if you like it. I've got big plans! Muahahaha! Remind me never to do that again!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
Speed Dating by sleeharp reviews
What happens when everyone goes speed dating and meets? Hilarity and romance Cullenstyle of course! AU ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,330 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007
The Finest Wine by behappy101 reviews
Edward discovers the true price of heaven. PERIOD SEQUEL. Dark Edward. MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blood Red Rose by Snowystar15 reviews
Year 1918, before twilight:What if Edward had a sister? What if she found herself falling in love with a vampire that is not so vegetarian? Step into the complicated romance of Eleanor and Alexander. What will happen when Edward meets her 100 years later?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,855 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007
A Baby for Bella by Queen Kimberly reviews
Edward decides he has to make sure Bella has a baby of her own before he turns her. Chaos, affection, hilarity, romance, and, most importantly, pregnancy ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Edward, Bella
I thought Love was forever by bellaswan456 reviews
I started sobbing, breaking down in tears, Edward came towards me trying to comfort me. “I hate you!” I shrieked. “Get away from me!” Edward accuses Bella of loving Emmet. Bella breaks up with Edward and a relationship with Emmet begins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
She Will Be Loved by The Rejected Spork reviews
Set when Edward left Bella in NM. 5 years later, Edward is a famous singer named Clyde Mason in London and Bella is a famous dancer in NY. What happens when they cross paths? Read and find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
My Way Home Is Through You by emilie whoa reviews
Why I was in Rio, I honestly couldn't tell you. But how I got here, and the aftermath of that decision, I could. They owed me big time after this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,453 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Rash Decisions and Mistakes by rhythm of life reviews
When Edward left Bella one hundred years ago, consequences that neither of them had dreamed of began to unfold. Now left in the wake of a werewolf massacre that seems to have been all Bella's fault, can Edward piece together the broken parts of her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Nelluc by geminiginny reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella becomes an actress. What will happen when Edward, Alice and Jasper see her on TV? I'm continuing this story from the oneshot written by theenvylover. I HAVE PERMISSION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Dead but Not Gone by Simply Emma reviews
AU: The wolves didn't do their job. Victoria found Bella, presenting her with a fate worse than death, forever alone. Bella has to learn to survive alone in a world she never thought she would face alone. Perhaps fate will intervene, perhaps not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,829 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Rebuilding the Mind by twilightedheart reviews
Edward left, and Jacob was never there for her. When Edward comes back 5 years later, he finds that Bella isn't happy. Instead she is insane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
Falling down and Getting Up Again and Again by LaughingPuppeteer reviews
Bella finally gave in and is now going out with Mike Newton :L however what hapens when the relationship gets abusive and Edward's the one giving her advise on how to solve a problem he shouldn't even know about. Review please :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,775 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by topaz-and-onyx reviews
After the Volturri deny Edward his death request, he accepts their offer to join there ranks. Except if possible he feels worse than before. But what good will his first mission bring? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Break Down by yami1234 reviews
I couldn't take this anymore, I just wanted to let it all out. I fell to my knees, as something wet fell down my face. I suddenly felt her arms wrap around me. BXE.Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
Cliptastic! by EddysHeroine13 reviews
So this is basically a bunch of one-shots that my friend and i wrote. R&R...Please?...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008
IMing madness by vampirechick123 reviews
take a look at our favorite characters life by oly what they say while IMing each other
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Every last moment by SilverVolvo Girl reviews
Bella sits in the doctors office waiting to recieve the results of some tests. Bella doesn't expect to begin a battle for her life that she may slowly begin to loose...how will Edward take this news if bella gets the currage to tell him whats wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,648 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Bella Patrol by steffi32692 reviews
What happens when Bella is with Emmett for a day and he starts his own club called the Bella patrol? What kind of havoc will Emmett cause as Bella's unlicensed bodyguard...read to find out...and this is my first story so dont be mean and read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
The Island by Frappes and Firearms reviews
Edward And Bella are stuck on an Island. And with nothing to eat will Bella survive? Can Edward hold back his urges when he's on the brink of starvaton? Don't read unless you've finished Eclipse! Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Prisoner of War by Dolphinace reviews
Bella gets kidnapped a month before her wedding day. By whom? How in danger is Bella? Will she be able to escape? Will Edward save her on time? And what are the consequences if he doesn't?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007
Remember what you haven't forgotten by naughtydolphins reviews
This takes place before Eclipse but after New Moon. Edward had left to go to a vampire metting in Volterra and while he is on his trip Bella get's into a car accident that leaves her with amnesia. She no longer remembers Edward or the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Obsession Overload by forever118 reviews
Basic plot: it's the night before the wedding and Bella goes missing after having a fight with Edward. :O Summaries are not my thing so just read it please, and review if you can. ExB, no new characters so far, and there WILL be some Jacobhating.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,038 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
The Sin's Of The Past by d666lisa reviews
One Mistake. One Bite. One bitter vampire out for revenge.One hundred years ago Annabel Green's life was taken from her as she walked through the woods but now she has finally tracked down her creater. Jasper Hale. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Waning Moon by psycho-girl101 reviews
Previously called 'He didn't mean it'. Jasper didn't mean it. I know he didn't. The look in his eyes when he realised what he was about to do...he had no control over it. I don't blame him I never did and I never will. The same can't be said for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007
Without You by Achaya reviews
PostNew Moon.AU. Edward didn't come back, Alice told nobody about Bella's cliffdiving. 17 years later, Edward hears Bella singing on the radio, a song she dedicates to 'the one true love of my life. You know who you are.' What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,608 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
How did this happen? by GurliestFresaGurl reviews
It's not a Edward leaves Bella story. Bella meets someone intresting but what happens when he won't leave her alone? Bella and Edward's relation ship is tested. First fanfic please review! IT IS NOW COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Vegas Wedding by Cullengrl14 reviews
Set in Eclipse, Alice found out about the wedding and gets Bella to let her plan it. But what if Alice didn’t get her way? Bella and Edward have other plans…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007
A Slave For Your Love by Sura Kiyina reviews
Edward must buy a new slave and fate sends him Bella. Her smell is enough to give him pain, and being only a 2 year old vampire, he must find a way to restrain himself from killing the girl he's slowly falling in love with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,390 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Emmett Goes Emo by Zukaddy reviews
Emmett Goes Emo... nuff said... rated T just in case....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Glasses! by not.your.average.vampire reviews
Bella gets glasses. Alice and Edward take her to the Mall of America to get them. She decides to show them off to the rest of the Cullens. What could go wrong? Now rated K! Chapter 4 should be up by Sunday!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Summer Solstice by teenprodigy reviews
Leaves off right after Eclipse. WARNING: ECLIPSE SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Does Charlie Know? by twilight0909 reviews
A small humourous play off of the novel Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer. Charlie over hears a conversation between Bella and Edward. What has he heard? And why does Edward find it so entertaining?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
The Sweet Escape by C Nelson reviews
It's Summertime and Bella is with the Cullens and the School year is slowly coming closer! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens by Sorcha123 reviews
i think the title says it all! funny, fluff and lighthearted. with an interesting end! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Bella's Poem by bleedingblackrosez reviews
How Bella felt when Edward left her. I originally wrote this as a song for my band, but I edited it a bit to make it fit. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007
Child's Play by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella has to babysit, and Edward decides to help her. Who knew a cute little boy could be such a demon? Edward's point of view as he battles to keep his cool with a four year old kid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Left by fantasyfan7 reviews
A poem about Edward leaving Bella. Not much else to say.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Now Or Forever by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
This is what I think will happen after New Moon, please Read and Review, This is my first fan fic, Victoria is back again, the Cullen's and the werewolves must work together will they save Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007
Kiss De Girl by Firegambler reviews
Emmett and Edward made a bet, that Edward couldn't go an entire night without kissing Bella. But when they spend the night alone, how long is that going to last. He gotta, kiss de girl. First songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Bella's Wedding Day by Heartbroken1 reviews
POST ECLIPSE! Bella's big day has finally arrived. What happens when an old friend comes and stirs feelings she thought were gone. WARNING...if you don't like Jacob, you won't like my story. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer rocks! The people are hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Losing Control by kittensandcombatboots reviews
After being changed by a nonvegetarian vampire shortly after her sixteenth birthday, Bella finds herself with the Denali clan. Tonya suggests that she go stay with the Cullens to learn control over her bloodlust and her gift. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,249 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Emmett's War by Azeure reviews
When Emmett locks Edward in a closet, Bella declares war. Can Edward and Bella beat Emmett at his own game? A story for the prankster in all of us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
A Night At The Cullens House by Chibidarknekoangel reviews
Ever wonder what the Cullens do all night? Well when Bella is invited to stay the night at the Cullens house she finds out some interesting things her Vampire family dones to pass the time,as she tries to stay awake herself.Real 2nd chapter up'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007
Eternal Dusk by bellaswan456 reviews
“I don’t love you, I don’t even like you anymore Jacob.”The crowd and the Cullens seemed to melt away as my anger burned from within.During Eclipse time period. The Cullen's secret is revealed when Bella gets into an argument with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,131 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Edward's thoughts by Sorcha123 reviews
What was Edward thinking when he left in New Moon? here is my version
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007
Babysitting Adventures by Scarlett Redd reviews
Bella brings Edward along to babysit.Some fluff. Changed title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/28/2007
Eternal Mystery previously Elusive Edward by Heartbroken1 reviews
I wrote this story and did love it. I went back and revamped it... Now it's so much BETTER! Ever since I read Twilight, I wondered what Bella was dreaming the first night Edward came to visit and she says his name. This is what I think she was dreaming.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Video by Bellathena255 reviews
See, as I’m talking your precious little human is running as fast as her pathetic legs can carry her. And guess to whom she’s running? Not you. Me. I tricked her into sprinting to the place of her demise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Edward's Mistake by vjd reviews
ECLIPSE SPOLIERS! Edward's POV. Takes place from the time Edward first gets the furiouos message Bella leaves for him on his cell phone to the following day when they talk things out. What was Edward thinking while Bella was so mad at him? Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Captive by ileamc reviews
AU: bella lives in a facility and her dad kidnapped Edward to research. Will Bella and Edward fall in love? or will Charlie get in the way?. I need help with some ideas
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007
One Chance by PisceanGirlPower reviews
[ONESHOT] A Paul's Point Of View poem...how his heart pines for Suze. Dedicated to all PFCers. Please read & review.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
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My Father's Picture in A Silver Locket reviews
Edward never came back. Victoria changed Bella,and the pack took Victoria down. A few years after Edward left, Bella adopted Alice,or Ali for short a baby girl. At the age of eleven, Ali's life gets much more complicated. T for language. Full sum. inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Bite reviews
“Please…”I whispered, but I couldn’t keep going. That was because he was standing over me, no longer the man vampire I loved. No, he was a hunter, a feeling less, empty soul. I knew it would happen someday, but I hoped it wouldn’t come to this.B x ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Bella's back reviews
It's been 40 years scince Bella left with Edward and ws changed into a vampire. She comes back to pay her La Push pals a visit. One shot ExB....rated T because I felt like it....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Better Than Me reviews
A classic Bella and Edward tale. Set the night that Edward comes back, and he decides to take her somewhere to show her how sorry he really is.What could go wrong? Rated T just in case of profanity, my first ever Fan Fic please Read and Reveiw
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Love Songs reviews
Some Love, some Angst, some in between...Songs I wrote about the books!They very good! I promise! I think...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
20 Things to do when in Vacation in Forks reviews
title says all. READ! VERY FUNNY! i think..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
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