Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
Well, howdelie doodleie! thank you for visiting my page!
Helloooooooo my fawesome readers...xD don't kill me. You all scare me. ;) jk but...when i don't update...you all will come eat me. I know it...I wonder if I taste good...?
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My motto: LIFE'S NOT A GARDEN, SO DON'T BE A HOE
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain WORLD DOMINATION.
Name: Sarah (and that's all you'll get so hush!)
Age: As old as my nose, and a few years older than my teeth!
Eyecolor: an amazing, stunning, simply beatiful (bleeped out)
Hair color: This one I'll tell you. Brown, and SEXY! BECAUSE EDWARD LOVED BRUNETTES!! (hahahhahahahaha!)
Warrior name: Spottedbelly (...why did I put this ON here?!? oh. Because I'm a Warriors geek. Did anyone else not know that Erin Hunter is three people????)
Coolness measure: 1546734856349569324598342658347659734659834265983465083465803450630486583246873468475280766853476543980560843762946580432682456845082438567340876508346508734807348745645876989473658734658734656342875683458345834657349656348975687368324687634875628374658463285638465894265982465836485306568724578043287340876524640996754867301673107680401108650345604376538765074714758074385656143760835603470681680101348818031487568376718031678016851563845678 Out of 5. I'm that cool...
IM: if you MUST know, PopItLikeAPopTrt -- IM ME!!! (luff yazzz)
E-mail:(lay the F off... it's cool...like me. see coolness measure.)
PARAMORE, LINKIN PARK, DAUGHTRY, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, FINGER ELEVEN, THREE DOORS DOWN, SIMPLE PLAN, FLY LEAF, SHINEY TOY GUN AND HOWIE DAY ARE MUSIC
Check out my brother...DaCropsSon...XD He has no idea what he's doing. It's halarious.
I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
You wear pants don't you?
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.
MY TEACHERS ARE SCREWED UP. AS PROOF, HERE'S A FEW STORIES ABOUT MY SCHOOL.
So we were in science, constructing models of DNA out of Snap Beads, and my teacher gets REALLY frustrated. "GAH!! GRRRR!! ARGGGH!" We all hear, as he tried to snap two Snap Beads together. "OH MY GOD! THE HOLE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH!!" He yells, giving up.
"That's what she said." We hear from Phillip, who whispers, and we all start laughing so hard, the Vice Principal has to be called in to calm us down.
No one would explain to him 'what had been just so funny?!?!?'.
It was the middle of a lockdown drill. Everyone had to be completly silent, but our room was filled with sounds of moving uncomfortably. Thats because we were all shoved in a corner.
So, anyway, we were all practically right on top of each other, and suddenly, my crazzzzyy BBF goes, "My butt's cold. Sarah..." She whisperd, and I start laughing, exept its that laugh hat makes no noise because your laughing so hard you can't breathe.
And then my math teacher goes, "Well, no body offer to warm it up."
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