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Joined 08-25-07, id: 1361015, Profile Updated: 06-23-08
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland.

I will not be using this account anymore. For more of my work go to PaintedRoses which is my new pen name.

Okay, my name is PrepGonePunk95 (obviously it's not but you really don't need to know my real name do you?) but you can just call me Punky! I tend to act crazy and be really loud and hyper all the time and if you don't like hyper people I'm sorry to inform you that you need to get over it. My mind is usually full of thoughts about books, fanfiction, fun, crazy things for me to do, bunnies, kitties, squirillies, and bunches of other animals. But a lot of times I'm also planning world domination and how to kill homework stealing ninjas who hold a grudge against me. I'm constantly thinking of fanfictions to write and it makes me mad sometimes that I can't post them all but I get over it. I'm usually a very happy person but I can get dangerously mean if you make me mad. And when I say dangerously I mean dangerously (I haven't lost a fight yet and have destroyed many poeples reputations. Like I said, DONT MESS WITH ME!). Also a lot of people think I need help and have threatened to put me into an insane asylum but have decided against it because one of my dreams is to be put in a strait jacket and in a padded cell so I can throw myself against the wall and be stuck on the floor trying to get up with out hands. Sounds fun doesn't it?

This is a poem I wrote up on the spot because I like this guy who likes preps and I'm in no way a prep :(

As much as I wish I was your light and air
Is as far our worlds are apart
I live in longing everyday
Wondering when you would realize how you own my heart
So here it is
Keep it safe
It's yours now even if you don't understand my case
You don't love me as I do you
Instead you love her almost as much as I love you
So please wake up
Notice me
Accept me as I am
For I am me
And this part of me loves you more than you know
even if you don't love that part back
I want to be friends but our differences keep us apart
Running in 2 different cliques and with 2 seperate hearts
So wake up boy because I love you
You don't have to love me but at least notice me
For I strive for your attention from afar
Pulling away from my clique to meet you half way
In this game of love of and hate.

Description:

Hair-Brown, straight, almost waist length

Eyes-Blue with a silver lining around the pupil and dark navy lining around the iris

Height-Who knows

Weight-101

Status-Why would you even want to know that?

Age-91 in dog years. Want to find out how old that really is do the math

State-Riiiiiight. In your dreams buddy

Oh and if you would like to find out some more about me then you can visit My website!

CURSE YOU HOMEWORK STEALING NINJAS! (They hold a grudge against me)

Ok! To all those Halfling readers here are the pictures of their rooms I promised:

Bella's Room Edward's Room Alice's Room

YAYZ! IM WRITING A BOOK WITH MY LIL CUZ RIGHT NOW AND IT'S SO AWESOME! (at least I think it is!) NO STEALING THIS "PREVIEW" I PUT OF IT ON HERE! of course those of you who want to read the rest will have to buy it when me and my lil cuz get it published. WHICH I AM! BOOYA!

Chapter 1

I watched as he struck at my father, hitting him in the stomach. Dad flew backwards, his limp body slamming against the wall behind him. Blood dribbled out of his mouth and ran down to his chin, starting at the corner of his lips. His face was pale and he had cuts and bruises all over his face from getting punched and kicked at.

Mom shrieked and flew in front of me, blocking me from view. I wished desperately that daddy would get up and we could go home and pretend like this never happened. Mommy screamed as the pale man back slapped her. He hit her so hard she fell down only a few inches from my hiding place behind the dumpster. Tears spilled over as I saw blood travel down the side of her head and pooling around her blonde ringlets from where she hit her head. I buried my face in my 4 year old arms as the man bent down towards my mother’s neck.

“Ashley? Ashley are you all right?” My head shot up and I saw Mr. Chris and the rest of my 10th grade biology class staring at me.

“Yea, just a little tired,” I said, feigning a yawn. He nodded and went back to pricking some kid named Josh’s finger. I turned away, not wanting to experience another flash back. I shivered and pushed the thought out of my mind, knowing it would only return later. I haven’t remembered my parents death for years. So why was it coming back to me now?

I pretended to be listening to Mr. Chris explain what we were doing. I caught bits and snatches of it; like that it had to do with blood cells. I tuned him out, getting lost in my thoughts once again.

“Ash,” someone said. I looked up and saw my best friend, Christian, tapping my desk. Her long black hair fell across her shoulders, shining from the light above us. “Yea?” I replied.

“You ok? You’ve been kind of out of it today,” she said, looking down at me. I looked up and realized everyone was leaving, filing out of the classroom as the teacher wrote the lesson plan up for the next class.

“I’m fine,” I said unconvincingly. She sighed as I stood up and gathered my things, pulling it all into one messy pile. We walked towards Mr. Chris and took our report cards from him. It was our last class of the day so we were free to go to our lockers.

“Meet you out front?” I asked. Christian nodded and walked off, heading towards her locker. Christian was the sort of girl who didn’t care what any one thought of her. She had long black hair and green eyes that could scare any one who had a staring contest with her. She always wore combat boots and today she changed into a black mini skirt and a pink and black baby tee after the bell rang in the bath room. She always did hate our uniforms and she’s also the greatest best friend ever.

God, I thought, I’m exhausted. Weaving my way through the chatting high schoolers who were excited to go home I thought back to last night. I had woken up every couple hours from this repeating nightmare. I couldn’t remember everything that happened in it except that it was about my parents death. I shivered again, trying to push the memory out of my head so I could forget about it.

When I reached my locker I sighed. Ricky, the annoying boy who’s had a crush on me since 8th grade, was waiting for me as always. “Hey Ash!” He said cheerfully, a wide smile growing on his face.

“Hi Ricky,” I tried to keep from rolling my eyes so I wouldn’t hurt his feelings, but I have to admit, it was hard.

He started to ramble on about how his day was as I pretended to listen and got together my things. Eventually he asked how my day was and I replied with a simple ‘fine,’ sticking to our daily routine. Finally I had all my things ready, saying a quick good bye as I started to walk away.

“Wait,” he said, putting a hand on my shoulder. I suppressed a sigh and shrugged his hand off, turning around to face him.

“Will you… Um…”

“Spit it out Ricky, Christian is waiting for me,” I said sourly, scowling at him since I had a pretty good idea what he was going to ask.

“Ash, will you go to homecoming with me?” He blurted out. He was speaking so fast it took me a moment to register what he said, causing a look of hope in his eyes.

“Ricky, you know I don’t go to dances. You ask me to everyone. Plus, I don’t like you that way,” I reminded him. He nodded, “Bye Ash,” he said, waving over his shoulder as he walked away. I giggled as I watched him trudge along, looking crest fallen in his blue jean jacket, his chin length blonde hair hanging down his back. Will he ever learn?

I walked down the hallway, ignoring the stares I’m used to getting. You’d think I got stared at because of how I dressed or my sarcastic attitude. But sadly, no. I got stared at because I was reluctantly the hottest girl in school, and trust me, I didn’t want to be.

Christian smiled as I walked outside, “Ricky ask you out again?”

I nodded. Giggling she picked up her stuff from their position on the sidewalk. I reached back and pulled my blue tipped blonde hair back into a high pony-tail, feeling the tips of it tickling my neck.

“Hey did you hear about Mr. Chris?” She asked. I shook my head no and she continued, “He’s getting married!”

“Really? Good for him,” I resisted the urge to say ‘bout time’ and attempted to sound enthusiastic. I really did, I just couldn’t.

“Ash, tell me what’s wrong.”

“I can’t,” I said casually. She let it drop, knowing that when I didn’t want to talk about things she shouldn’t pressure me into talking about them. We turned a corner and her 3 story house came into view. “See ya’” I said, not stopping. She took of running down her long driveway, waving over her shoulder at me.

My house was a couple houses down so I got there quickly, running up my driveway just as Christian had done. Emily, my Nana, left a note saying she went to run some errands and wouldn’t be back until later. I flung myself up 3 flights of stairs and into my bedroom. I looked at myself in the full length mirror. My long blonde hair was falling out of it’s pony-tail and my uniform skirt was getting a little short, but my school didn’t care so neither did I.

I turned around and started to take off my white button up shirt, slipped on a black V-neck short sleeved shirt instead. I traded my skirt for a pair of dark wash jeans and flopped down on my bed, grabbing my remote control and flipping through the channels on my TV randomly. Finally I found Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was my favorite show ever. There was a slayer marathon on so I rushed down stairs and grabbed a grape popsicle, plopping down on my bed once again as I settled down to watch TV. I took a huge bite out of my popsicle and stiffened as I got brain freeze. Once it subsided I made sure to take smaller bites.

When I finished off my popsicle I laid back, closing my eyes as I drifted off to sleep and Buffy the Vampire Slayer played on my TV.

End Preview!

Things I like are:

Pop music and Linkin Park and Taylor Swift

Pon and Zi comics! (can be found on www.azuzephre.net the official Pon and Zi website!)

Popsicles

Chocolate, specifically snickers bars (YUM)

Maximum Ride (DUH)

Twilight (ANOTHER DUH)

Pirates of the Carribean

Way too many books to name : )

And way too many movies to name : )

World domination plans, me and my lil' cuz have a club : )

Oh! And Rocky Road Ice Cream! YUM!

Eaves Dropping :)

World Domination Plans MWAHAHAHAHAHA! yes I'm evil. If you don't like it get over it you're the one reading my profile

Things I Dont Like:

People who can't get over themselves

People who don't like my friends and Family

People who mess with my friends and family (MY JOB PEOPLES!)

People who are really really dumb

People whjo are self centered, conceited, only think of themselves, and the most important thing in their lives is how their fake hair look (BAD! OH YEA! I WENT THERE! AND THIS TIME, I BOUGHT PROPERTY FROM MR. MONOPOLY!)

Dags (Asutralian word for socially inept people)

People who think I'm australian (RETARDS! MY PROFILE SAYS USA!)

And People who talk really loud on the bus, restruant, ect. making it impossible to listen to other people's converstions

This is from angelzrpunknow's profile:

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived

)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?


Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Natural Highs
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #45.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

()_() ('')_('')
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) MHAHAHAHAH!!

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe!

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've accidentally called one of your sblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your pro

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

IF YOU MAKE RANDOM FISHY FACES AT PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOU PRO

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILE

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a dipstick)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the ceral is soooo much better.)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I'm easily satisfied. Read my authors notes!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

(whispers in ear) hey guys guess what...( screams) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!

Favorite Quotes:

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."

" I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!!" Johnny Depp

"'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (I'm a strong believer in True love and/or soul mates as sappy as it sounds.)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

"Git R Done"

http://www.goodquotes.com/miscquotes.htm

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.

If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts.htm

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Anything Else...?

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (think i already put this one in)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (its growing)

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR3, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is how weird I am! lol! Also if you say that MR is the best series ever you rock!! Oh and please go to www.jamespatterson.com and contact him asking him to not let them make the Maximum Ride movie into a cartoon! They can't do that to MR!

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This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
Black Oblivion by El Reino reviews
The flock turned against Maximum Ride for good. Six years later, she is deadly mean, and nothing you've ever seen before. Can she ever return to who she was? T for violence. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,263 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
The Little Witch of Forks by Hawaiian.Sushi reviews
Bella is a witch. When the Cullens move to Forks, Alice tries to give Bella a makeover, to finally become popular. Is the glam really worth the insanity? Will Edward fall for Bella? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/18/2007
Flock Rising by VampiressE12B reviews
stupid title. how Max and all met at the school all at different times. this is my firs MR fanfic. not sure what genra it will be yet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007
Maximum Ride: Some New Surprises by Esmeralda Ride reviews
Not very good at summarys but ill tell you there will be NIGGY and Tons of FAX also some Tella. Rated T because I felt like it and there will be some big people words!lol and some adult situations.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2007
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Wing Me by Eharyn reviews
A brand new start:Max has no wings...until she meets Fang. Max is living a normal life until a new student, Fang arrives and appears to have wings. They have feelings for each other, and the lab finds out. Find out what happens and review! Faxness! Eharyn
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Girl by shortysportsluva reviews
Ryou and Ichigo now go to the same highschool. Ryou is the sexy, smart new guy who just started at Ichigo's highschool. Ichigo is just that girl she's a nobody. Not pretty, popular or smart. So what does Ryou see in her?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,494 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007
Dangerous Secrets by Ice Secret reviews
Jeb contacts Max and wants them to go to Californa. In Californa Max and the flock learn a dangerous secret that could ruin their future. Major Faxness! If you like Faxness then look here
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,531 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
DEAD SILENCE! by Stormie Stories reviews
At the school talent show, Max gets in trouble with someone from her past. What will she do? How will she deal with her secret being revealed? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not The Only Way by soveryunpretty reviews
AU: Bella wakes up in a hospital a vampire, with no previous knowledge that the myths are real, but not for long. The only question is, who will find her first? Will her ignorance make her an easy target to be taken advantage of?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,793 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Late Night Talk by artemis1234567 reviews
Fang walks into Max's room and asks for help. FAX. Bad summary and title, but the story's okay.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Forbidden Love by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,905 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
A Tigress in the Flock by Arya MageFire reviews
Okay, this is a fic about PrepGonePunk95's charachter Tigress and Gazzy. It's my first fic. It pairs Gazzy and Tigress, and a there is a slight chance of Nigginess. FAX, TIZZY, NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
Nobody's Home by Wings of Water - SKYE reviews
Would you live a life of misery in exchange for one moment of happiness...? If you could fly sososo high would you let go of the fear of falling? Even if maybe, just maybe you knew it would be the first and last time. Slight AU MxF DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,452 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Fang, Max
Remembering the Past by MadMoosey21 reviews
After Max saves the world, Omega sets off a bomb and the flock loses their memories. Jeb takes them back to his house and has to fill them in on everything. But what happens when he leaves them in the dark, and Max is having dreams about the past? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,989 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Switched by oOFallOutoftheSkyGirlOo reviews
When a bomb accident leaves Max and Iggy in each other's bodies, they agree to not tell. But when Fang finds out, he decides to have a little fun and see just how far Max and Iggy will go to keep their switch a secret. Some Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
Switched by Wait For The Stars reviews
Fang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride comes Alive? by silent rebel wings reviews
You have to see this.It is no story its a video on You tube. To see this video go click this story to find the direction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Rebuilding the Mind by twilightedheart reviews
Edward left, and Jacob was never there for her. When Edward comes back 5 years later, he finds that Bella isn't happy. Instead she is insane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
I Wouldn't Have Guessed by Inamorta reviews
Cute fluff. The Flock play truth or Dare. Now being re-done since it sucked so much. :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Serendipity by creativemind111 reviews
Bella's a new vamp, she first lives with the Denali clan,but then gets sent to live with the Cullens,Edward has a girlfriend,will a love still blossom?The Cullens set out on another journey that will change their lives--Forever.Derek and Sophia are in her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,160 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
My Best Friend, My Boyfriend, My Life by Tasty Burgers reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Life is as complicated as expected for two teenagers, especially for the lovestruck Bella Swan… until Edward becomes critically ill and is assumed dead. So where do the vampires come in? And... you said, 'assumed dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters 2 by not magical me reviews
Sequel to 35 Ways to Annoy Random MR Characters. Includes Sam, Lissa, Random Erasors, and many more.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Stolen Away by Emmy.Black.Hale.Cullen reviews
During one Fax-filled, quiet night, three flock members were stolen. But how far will the others go to save their family? Would 5,281 miles be too far? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
BLIND MOON by CindeBella reviews
Edward returned in NM, just to find out that Bella was killed or so he thought. After 12 years, Bella and Edward meet again. But, like Alice, she has NO memory... Now they have another challenge ahead and this time Edward's life will be in Bella's hand!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,874 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Fang's Goin' Comando by Miyusakota reviews
The flock is back in Virginia! Except now, everyone at school knows their secret. How will they survive! Major Faxness! No Niggy. Sorry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
The Final Showdown by Moon-Poon reviews
Set 2 years after the books, the flock are still being chased by the school but it will all end soon. A final battle between the flock and Itex who will win? Its not all fighting though...LOTS and LOTS of FAX throughout! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,471 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daughter of the water by speaker-4-the-undead reviews
AU. Bella moves to forks and meets the mysterious Cullens. But, she is not just a fragile human. Chapter 14 is up! FInally! My first fanfic. Please R&R. BellaxEdward .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007
The Lost Love Chronicles by EdwardAddict reviews
We know Max and Fang have chemistry as teenagers, right? Who's to say they didn't have the same feelings when they were younger? Join the tales of a forgotten childhood and repressed romance. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Only Half My Heart by twilightfreek reviews
Bella never forgave Edward for leaving in New Moon. So, she choses Jacob. But she is stuck in an abusive relationship with Jacob. The Cullens don't know, so how will Bella be saved? Later on it'll be ExB! So don't worry!Pwetty Pwetty Pwease R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Let the Games Begin by xMiss-Repressedx reviews
Three new vampires are staying with the Cullens for awhile, the two females only have eyes for Edward. The male is set on courting Bella who is still upset about the females and Edward. So many plans, so little patience. What will happen this spring?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,118 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Playlist by piperchick reviews
Max discovers a secret of Fang's on his computer. FAX changed TWO SHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
High School Love by blossom993 reviews
Max has a date with Sam Fang follows with Lisa as his date. Did I mention there is a dance next Friday.During SOF Fax SamXMax LisaXFang rating saftey
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,464 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Bella's House by Babbit.ramblings reviews
Okay so what happens when Emmett and Jasper decide to visit Bella at 3 am, please read and review! T for some language, UPDATED chapter 1 please tell me if it's better. Chapter 27 is,finally, now here! author formally known as mybrandofherion
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,291 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
First steps by What I wanna BE reviews
When Bella starts at Forks High and The foot ball Captain falls for her, and not her for him what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007
Maximum Ride: Love isn't Blind by ajiosd reviews
Max loses her love, her life, and their flock isn't complete any more. Is Fang really dead? Even though Max might be blnd for ever she can still see love....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008
My Night at the Prom by ride.of.a.lifetime reviews
The Flock is at Anne's house and going to normal school. Max is going to the prom, with Sam. Guess who's not to happy 'bout that?I suck at summarys, sorry! This is my first Fan fic just to warn you! The Saxness leads to FAXNESS! Rated T for language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
Happily Ever After? by Singing Tree reviews
When Max almost loses Fang in the last battle, she realizes her true feelings for him. What happends when they go to school? or when someone sees the flocks wings? will their secret get out? what will the price be to keep them silent? MAJOR FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Promise to Yourself by elevenhurricanes reviews
Everything Max has ever been told is all a lie. With no where else to go, she leaves the place she used to call home. Now she meets up with five kids, who know something she doesn't. But does finding them really help when danger finally finds her again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,253 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Max - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Green Eyed Monster? by decemberWriter reviews
I was so not jealous. Because I do not get jealous. Drabblefluffish with some Fax thrown in. My first MR fic. ::Ch. 4 Up::
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007
Eternal Life by Julian Blake reviews
This starts during the final fight. Angel has to find Spike, Connor and everyone else out in the world. He doesn't know where they are but he wont give up. It gives some answers to some things that were never truly finished in Angel and Buffy. Plz R&R.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Black eyes, Sparkling skin and blood by pixieindisguise39 reviews
Maximum ride and Twilight crossover, what happens when max is kidnapped by flyboys and ends up injured in forks and faced with a very thirsty and confused Edward Cullen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Broken Promises lead to Broken Hearts by luver of darkness reviews
Edward left Bella a 100 yrs. ago and now he is back and he has a new.....Fiancé? Will Edward take her back or let her go? How far will Bella go to get Edward back will she let him go and move on with her life or die fighting? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Bring Me To Life by Klutzic Kitten reviews
REWRITTEN OF MY LIFE OF HELL. i never did fit in. always the abused, always the infected. that was until i moved and until i met HIM. ExB and OCxOC involves cutting, sufferage, and love. lol Haitus sorry guys..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Jealous Stage by TwilightAddict413 reviews
Max is having trouble figuring out her feelings for Fang. When they go to a restaurant, Max seems to be a bit jealous of a flirty waitress. Does Max realize that she does have feelings for Fang? What will she do? FAXNESS! story on HIATUS for now
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,812 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007
Meet Me at the Gazebo at Sunset by blossom993 reviews
Fang tells Max to meet him at a gazebo at sunset. really cute ONESHOT FAX cuz its written by me
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
After by VampiressE12B reviews
After the last book. Oneshot. Not too good really. Say the word and i'll delet it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Who Needs Love by I am a tie reviews
I had sworn revenge and now I was going to get it. I stood over Edward a look of hatred in my eyes. He looked up at me with those damn topaz eyes. How I hated those topaz eyes. He was going to pay for what he had done to me. I was going to prove I was jus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
The Prequel: Scarrs of Hope by Scarrlett Fang Limit the First reviews
The prequel to MR. For years, this girl in the lab has been alone, tested on, until one day, another person is brought in, a boy. They try to cope through through everything together, and soon they learn a secret that ties them together, changing it all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
Still Water by elevenhurricanes reviews
The sequel to The Perfect Stranger. 'I saw a helicopter above me, taking off, someone shouting, and then after a minute or two, silence. “FANG!” I shouted, hoping for an answer. Nothing.'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,040 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
A New Beginning by topazdream reviews
New Moon Remix Edward comes back to Forks for Bella. When he's informed that she has been missing for quite a while, he falls into depression. When he runs back into her, will she take him back with open arms? Will they truly be out of trouble? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 20,487 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
The Screams by genies9 reviews
Not exactly your average Bellagoescrazy fic... Bella's been locked away somewhere. Where is she? Why is she there? And how can she tell the difference between reality and nightmare? T for some violence, dark themes, and minor sexual content
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
My Life of Hell by Klutzic Kitten reviews
DISCONTINUED REWRITTEN VERSION CALLED BRING ME TO LIFE..... will delete once i get around to exporting all the freaking chapters... .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,340 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Mad Maximum by Ms-Sp3lt reviews
What happens when Max gets mad at Fan Fiction writers. There will be a MaxFang paring but they will not like it. Snakes on a Plane, Eragon and Harry Potter references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Trick or Treat Maximum Ride Style by blossom993 reviews
max and the flock go trick or treating. what more can i say.one shot FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Immortal by hey-nhunguyen reviews
Bella and Edward are in the midst of their wedding when a certain werewolf comes into the picture, thirsting not for love but for...revenge. Takes place after Eclipse. may contain spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
lose it by Wingedteen reviews
max and the flock have lost thier memories the only intact thing about them is there wings, the strange flashbacks they keep seeing. itex made sure they live countries apart so that they cant trigger their memory, but what happens when max and fang meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007
How Come? by incandescentlight reviews
Edward left Bella for another vampire. 50 years later they meet again in Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's new family, and husband? How will Bella react to the vampire Edward left her for? My first fanfic so please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007
Just Like The Movies by imaginexanything reviews
I was in love with him. Absolutely. I don't know why. Or how. But it seems after all these years of being with him... it feels right. [FAX] [ONESHOT]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Untitled for now by rockerchick32 reviews
Bella gets a phone call from Jacob to meet him. But what she didn't know is that she might not make it out alive. Rated T for language. Suck at summaries. RR Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
On the Radio by blossom993 reviews
Max has a job at a radio station. what happens when Fang hears her. ONESHOT. MAJOR FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Pen Pal Business by Ferrero reviews
The Flock is split, and Max has migrated to Singapore with her mom Dr. Martinez and Ella. Her new school has a program where people submit some particulars of theirs to get a pen pal. Who would Max's pen pal be? I made her quite oblivious...FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Pushed To The Max by AviationSensationn reviews
My first Fanfic. I hope you like it. What will Max do when she has to save the world without the flock? Its set after book three.A little bit of Fax even though I hate that word and maybe Iggy starts to like someone else.... But who? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Friends by Samanthafa reviews
This is a poem I wrote, it's about thier freindship! Don't own Teen Titans!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
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Max's Personal Heaven reviews
Max and Fang's daughter Heaven got kidnapped by erasers who survived their last attack on Itex. These erasers want revenge so their going to get it by giving her to left over whitecoats. Sequel to The Ultimate Faxnessread that first FAX,NIGGY,TIZZY,ALVIN
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
It Was All Wrong reviews
They got the story all wrong. Every bit of it was wrong. Wonderland was not a happy place there were no "singing" flowers. And sure the roses were painted red but I assure you it was not with paint. I'm Alice and I'm going to tell the true story AlicexCat
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Move reviews
The whitecoats experimented on the Flock's brains, trying to give them each the power to read only each other's minds. But something goes wrong and they lose they're memory. They put the Flock up for adoption and they meet again a year later,FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 34,722 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
Halfling reviews
Twilight, New Moon, & Eclips never happened. Bella first meets the Cullens but she's no ordinary girl. Something is different about her. Something that baffles the Cullens, and, surprisingly, she doesn't know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,586 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Tear Drops On My Guitar reviews
This is before MR3 and the Flock is living at Anne's. Fang goes on a date with Lissa and Max realizes how she feels about him. One shot song fic. Can be more if any one wants. i used ot be twilightluvr
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
The Ultimate Faxness reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete