Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Fruits Basket, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ouran High School Host Club, Neopets, and Total Drama series.
Name: ShelbeeeeeehO :3
Age: Corn :D
Gender: Girl. :3
Favorite Animal: Wolves, Foxes, Tigers, Bears (SEEENRIEEE 83), and Sheepez.
Favorite Song: Sonne by Rammstein
Favorite Lyrics: "Don't think too much, just bust that dick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick~" Lady GaGa, Lovegame
Favorite Game System: Nintendo DS and Wii
Favorite Face: @(-.-)@
Favorite TV show: Big Bang Theory
Most Prized Possession: Laptop...
Favorite Food: Fairy Food! And Toast! And donuts!
Favorite Color(s): Purple
Favorite Anime: Fruits Basket, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Ouran High School Host Club.
Favorite Activity: Stalking smy enemies/s anyone of interest, playing Video Games, and Reading fanfiction.
Favorite Word: Defenestration (The act of throwing someone or something out of a window)
Favorite Fact: Weirdness is a sign of genious!
Email Address: firstname.lastname@example.org
Diamond Pokemon Team:
CHAOS- Charizard, Male. Level 100 Knows moves Flamethrower, Fire Spin, Overheat, and Cut. (Migrated from the Ruby version, traded from FireRed version)
STELLA- Aggron, Female. Level 100 Knows moves Iron Tail, Iron Head, Take Down, and Double Edge. (Migrated from Sapphire)
MICCHI- Vileplume, Male. Level 100 Knows moves Aromatherapy, Stun Spore, Mega Drain, and Solar Beam. (Migrated from LeafGreen)
ABENAII- Mewtwo, genderless. Level 100 Knows moves Psychic, Rock Climb, Rock Smash, and Strength. (Migrated from LeafGreen)
BEAUTY- Milotic, Female. Level 100 Knows moves Waterfall, Surf, Hydro Pump, and Blizzard. (Migrated from Sapphire)
RAY- Rayquaza, genderless. Level 100 Knows moves Dragon Pulse, Fly, Outrage, and Hyper Beam. (Migrated from Emerald)
MY POLICY ON FLAMES~
THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS THE INFORMATION ON HOW FLAMES WILL BE DEALT WITH:
okay people... Sorry, but The Randomness Trio is only going to have 51 chapters. It would be to long otherwise...
Thought Provoking Questions, and new Shelby's responses:
Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited
Do you need to use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens
Most packages say "open here"; What is the correct protocol to use if a
Why are there braille instructions on drive-in Automatic Teller
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of
Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
How good can a bedtime story be if it's supposed to put you to sleep?
If winners never quit, then why are you supposed to quit when you're
If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?
When you feel down, why do people ask you what's up?
In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they
How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept
If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus?
Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound
Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing?
Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together?
Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?
If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'?
If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a
Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
What is a free gift if all gifts are free?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
What is the speed of dark?
If you dream of your death, what happens?
When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach
'I like fudgey cheese. Oh, and speaking of cheese, have you ever eaten an emu?'
'...Oh! I geeeet iiiiit...'
Me: So, Adrianne, time for a geography quiz!
Me: Where is Greenland?
Adrianne: Um... Is that in Egypt?
Me: Sorry, try the other side of the globe?
Adrianne: Wait- is that in South America?
Me: Ok, no. Try North?
Adrianne: OMIGOD! Is Greenland where Santa lives?
Me: I give up.
Adrianne P. & Shelby K.
Adrianne: OHMIGOSH, did you guys (me, megan and becky) hear about the new fall color? It was in the GL magazine!
Me, Megan and Becky: Why on Earth would we read something like that? We have better things to do... (play video games, read fanfiction...the list goes on and on)
Adrianne: WELL! I will have you three dumbnuts know that the new color is -insert drumroll here- PLUM!!
Me, Megan and Becky: ... Yah, so?
Adrianne: WHADDYA MEAN -wind blows, causing the plate of pretzel salt that was on Adrianne's chair arm to blow in her lap- HHHHYYYYYYAAAAA!! SSSSSAAAAALLLLLTTTT!!
Me, Megan and Becky: -dieing of laughter-
The whole gang of "Good Times"
-reading some fashion magazine- OMG! I don't wear pantihose! (sp?)
Adrianne P. (What!? She is a funny person!)
'What? Lorena? You like her? She is as dumb as a brick'
Adrianne P. (Geez... I spend too much time talking to her!)
'A good friend will bail you out of jail...
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, -that was so freakin' AWESOME!!-'
An E-mail from my friend Jenny
When life gives you lemons...
THROW THEM AT BOYS!
Hannah S. (My friend's friend)
'I wonder who delivers the mailman's mail?'
"Ok, so I know this guy, and we call him buttface."
"Is he hot?"
"Does he look like Zac Efron?"
"HELLO? ZAC EFRON?! HE IS HOT!!"
My friend from school, Lexi (NOT ADRIANNE!)
"I'm gonna cut off her ugly butt hair then shave off her face. Then she'd be all like 'noooo' and I'd be all like 'yessss'!!"
Lexi from school, expressing her feelings for Vanessa Hudgens
Omigosh, why are there cheetos there? Cheetos do not belong in those places!!"
Adrianne P. (She's BA-ACK!)
'And then there's poor little Vanessa, who has NO fans, and the only things close are Zac's fans, who want to kill her.'
Lexi Levandowski (Yes, she is obsessed with Zac Efron)
Omigosh, Freezing! I finally know where Greenland is! It's an island in Hawaii, and it's the one south of pinkland!
Adrianne P. (I should get her a globe for christmas!! XD)
OMG you are such a buttnugget!
Adrianne P. XD
Me: Omigosh, her butt is so big, it isn't even funny. It looks like she stuffed a balloon in her pants.
Adrianne: She stuck a Mori in her pants?! (She reffers to mori as 'balloon Mori', because she saw this icon that called Mori 'aloof', and thought it reffered to a balloon)
Me & Adrianne P.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at it and say 'MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN LEMONADE!!'
Pwnful Chaotic Dork
Mom: So, can you compare this guy to something?
Me: Well... He's like an itch at the bottom of your foot; So annoying, and they won't go away!
Me and Mom talking about this guy at school
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down the sidewalk with him, and he fell, that would be absloutely unacceptable.
I like escalaters (sp?), because they can't break; they can only temporarily become stairs. That is why you will never see a 'sorry, OUT OF ORDER' sign on an escalater.
Mitch: Hey, how do you abreviate Arkansas?
Eddie: I don't know; Just start spelling it, then quit.
Mitch Hedberg and his roomate, Eddie
I type 100 words per minute, but it's in my own language.
Mitch Hedberg (Sorry, go on youtube and type in mitch hedberg... HE'S HILARIOUS!)
I went to the store to buy a candle holder. They didn't have one, so I bought a cake instead.
Adrianne... Adrianne is my name! Freezing... Freezing is your name... Right?
...I can smell your brain... AND IT SMELLS LIKE CHERRIES!! :D
OHEMGEE, THAT IS ONE SPICY MINT!! Hey, where the heck did you get that?
Melody, AKA "CCIT"
REBEL AGAINST THE FRENCH! THEY'RE TRYING TO MODIFY OUR TOAST!
Addie: Freezing... I will come... AND EAT YOUR FOOT!!
...I am coming... I ATE YOUR FOOT!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
-Freezing checks feet-
Addie: NO!! DON'T CHECK YOUR FOOT! IT'S EATEN! GONE! NO LONGER EXISTANT! WAIT- DID I EAT YOUR FOOT?!
Freezing: No... Both of them are still there...
Addie: OMG, THEN WHO'S FOOT DID I EAT?!
IT'S CALLED A MALL!! THEY SELL CLOTHES THERE!! BUY A MINI SKIRT!! UGH!!
Adrianne, adressing some unfashionable person.
I told the lady who works at Subway to get me a sandwich. She said 'Okay, that's 1.99.' I said, 'oh, it's not mine, its for a duck.' She said, 'okay, then it's free.' Ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would have gotten a much bigger sandwich. 'Hey, there are seven ducks out there, AND THEY ALL WANT SUN CHIPS!!'
Look! Look Chelsea, a tree in its natural habitat... O.O
I had a dream... and in it, we were all lemours. 0.o?
Jaron: Daniel Jacobson, you're going home!
Mark: Daniel Jocobson, you're going home!
Jaron: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE TURD!
Jaron and Marky-Mark
I am wearing the coolest underwear today!
I am SO nervous about tomorrow! I mean, YOU in a MALL? You might die, or... not look cool! Or... GASP! You might do both!! OHEMGEE, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!!
Addie: You can't deny. You just CAN'T deny!
Freezing: I deny.
Addie: Well, you can deny, but you're wrong.
Me & Addie
Hey Walla-Walla-Bang-Bang! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND FINISH YOUR DINNER!!
me and Sam are on the bus in the morning, drawing pictures on the windows
Sam: Look! I drew a smiley face!
-mouth starts to drip-
Freezing: Oh, it's starting to drip! ...Or is it drooling?
-eye starts to drip-
Freezing: OH MI GAWD!! IT'S CRYING NOW!!
Me and Sam being the awesome people we are
My Uncle Jim: Hello?
Dad: Whoa, you finally figured out that if you push a bunch of random numbers on that wierd machine that is plugged into the wall, someone will eventually say "Hello!"
My Dad talking to my Uncle on the phone
I hate getting corn'd, but I love corning other people.
Rihanna (Disturbia was playing at the school dance): bum bum bee dum dum dum bee dum bub 'What's wrong with-'
Me- its an inside joke... kinda...?
OHMIGAWD I JUST CORN'D MYSELF!!
Me: -poke poke-
Cailyn: QUIT POKING ME, I'M TRYING TO READ ABOUT AMISH TRADITIONS!! D:
Me and Cailyn in Science
Nikita: So yeah, I stood up and he ran off...
Sam: You took your shirt off?!
Me: Now now, Nikki... Table dancing is bad for your health...
Me, Nikita, and Sam at Lunch
Maria: So, like, yeah, SpongeBob is my boyfriend.
Sam: SpongeBob is on Freezing's pyjama pants!
Maria: SPONGEBOB IS IN HER PANTS?! OMG FREEZING, HOW COULD YOU?!
Me: He's ON my pants, Maria.
Sam: Yeah, Freezing's gonna come to school tomorrow and be like "Hayy, guess what? I'm having SpongeBabies!"
Me: Wait, WHAT?!
Me, Sam, and Maria at Lunch
Wait... Why do they only have stairs that go up??
Me at the Mall
Sam: OMG! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! THIS BAGEL IS PRE-CUT!! I CAN'T RIP IT LIKE THIS!! D:
CeCe: Dude, just eat it like a sandwich...
Sam: You mean like a burger? -tries to eat bagel like a burger- Ehhh I can't do that... D':
Me: LOL just... Like, um... I dunno XD
Cailyn: Just rip up the halves!
Sam: DAMN! I AM GUNNA NEED MORE BUTTER! D:
Sam, CeCe, Cailyn, and Me at Lunch
"I don't like him."
"Why not? He's just a creepy old guy with a few sticks of dynamite."
The main characters in Dinotopia
Cailyn: OW! Dx
Anjali: OW?! That's not a sound you make when you eat cookies!
Cailyn and Anjali
Aster: Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality~!
Richter: Well... Lust is the sin that turns friends into lovers.
On a picture I saw on DeviantArt
Fighting on the internet is like the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're still retarded.
Some guy on YouTube
WHAT, FIRST HE SCRATCHES MY BOOB, AND THEN HE LEAVES ME!?
It'll be unpleasant. It'll be uncomfortable. You may never be able to look them in the eyes again. It may even be illegal. But dammit, you'll have kids. With Arceus as my witness, YOU. WILL. HAVE. KIDS.
Chimerahound: "If Ninjask is not trained properly, it will refuse to obey the Trainer and cry loudly continuously. Because of this quality, this Pokémon is said to be one that puts the Trainer's abilities to the test."
BaiL: Because if you aren't a good Trainer all it does is cry FAAAAAIIIIIL and so everyone knows.
is shot for bad joke
BaiL and Chimerahound
Zorloc: hmmm... I am new here so I don't kow Prae...
Prae: Just think of a myriad of Spheals rolling down a hill giggling like idiots and drooling, and you've got the nutshell version of Prae.
Prae and Zorloc
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Vere ve zee az far as ze zimple mind of ze noob vill go. Vere vey are perplexed by ze behavior of oterz towardz zem. Zey vill believe it is ze oterz fault and pozibly eizer ezplode, or implode, on contact. Warning zigns zhall be put up wizin a five miles radius of ze noob.
I can look at a rose garden and see how pretty they are, not the horse shit that was put on them to make them grow. That is the main difference between the way your mom and I think.
So yeah. I made this thing in Tech Ed, and it's got wood and wires and all that other stupid stuff, and if you push this button, it goes "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH D:"
Shelby: Yeah, like the hot guys in Texas?
The grape Addie was eating: gasp!
The grape's baby: gasp!
grape falls in the back of Addie's throat, causing her to choke
Addie: HACKHACKHACK Dx
Grape: holds up a sign that says "TRUTH"
Shelby: It was that true you had to choke?
Addie: HACKHACKYEAHHACK Dx
Shelby: You're choking on the truth. xD
Addie, Me, her Grape, and it's Baby
Shelby: is playing Slap with Addie, and does this epic twitch, causing her glasses to fall strangely on her face
Addie: EPIC TWI- HAAAAAAAAHAHAHA XD I started to say "Epic Twitch", but then started lauging because I looked at your face. xD
Addie & I
(in response to the quote with Nikita)
Tabledancing? That's actually healthy, just like eating a porno salad~
OHMIGAWD. THIS GUY JUST COMMENTED ON A PICTURE OF A GIRL HE'S HARDLY EVEN FRIENDS WITH AND HE COMMENTED ON IT AND SAID "WOW YOURE BEAUTIFUL" I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?! HE SAID THAT AND HES DATING UNFORTUNATELY NOT ME BUT HE'S DATING SOMEONE WHTETFOSDGIAHBJKENIHORG. D8
HE IS LIKE THE NERDYEST GUY I KNOW! WAIT, HE'S NOT EVEN A GUY! HE'S LIKE A BOY! A VERY, ICKY, ICKY, BOY! NO, HE'S NOT EVEN A BOY! HE'S JUST A FOON! HE'S THE FOONIEST FOON OF A KID IN HISTORY D8 Oh, I wonder what his in-20-years picture will be like...
Addie (and she says this with new spacers, so she sounds like an irish chick with speech problems. xD)
THIS KID IS SUCH A FREAK. HE PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE WITH ONE HAND, BECAUSE HIS OTHER ONE IS IN HIS PANTS. AT ALL TIMES. I MEAN, DOES HE HAVE SOME GENETIC DISEASE WHERE HIS HAND IS CONNECTED TO HIS THING? HE'S SUCH A FREAK! D8 Oh, I wonder what HIS in-20-years picture will be like xD
Addie (still with spacers. xD)
GO TEAR APART YOUR KITCHEN AND FIND YOURSELF A DONUT, GIRL!
Addie (trying to cheer me up)
Omigawd! I FINALLY GOT OVER 6000 hits on Randomness Trio! Thank you readers!! You guys will rule the world!
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If you are a contestshipping freak, and HATE cookieshipping, paste this in your profile.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
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Now read the THIRD word of every line
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