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Joined 08-26-07, id: 1361315, Profile Updated: 09-15-09
Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Fruits Basket, Yu-Gi-Oh, Ouran High School Host Club, Neopets, and Total Drama series.

Name: ShelbeeeeeehO :3

Age: Corn :D

Gender: Girl. :3

Favorite Animal: Wolves, Foxes, Tigers, Bears (SEEENRIEEE 83), and Sheepez.

Favorite Song: Sonne by Rammstein

Favorite Lyrics: "Don't think too much, just bust that dick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick~" Lady GaGa, Lovegame

Favorite Game System: Nintendo DS and Wii

Favorite Face: @(-.-)@

Favorite TV show: Big Bang Theory

Most Prized Possession: Laptop...

Favorite Food: Fairy Food! And Toast! And donuts!

Favorite Color(s): Purple

Favorite Anime: Fruits Basket, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Favorite Activity: Stalking smy enemies/s anyone of interest, playing Video Games, and Reading fanfiction.

Favorite Word: Defenestration (The act of throwing someone or something out of a window)

Favorite Fact: Weirdness is a sign of genious!

Email Address: flamegirl100001@aol.com

Diamond Pokemon Team:

CHAOS- Charizard, Male. Level 100 Knows moves Flamethrower, Fire Spin, Overheat, and Cut. (Migrated from the Ruby version, traded from FireRed version)

STELLA- Aggron, Female. Level 100 Knows moves Iron Tail, Iron Head, Take Down, and Double Edge. (Migrated from Sapphire)

MICCHI- Vileplume, Male. Level 100 Knows moves Aromatherapy, Stun Spore, Mega Drain, and Solar Beam. (Migrated from LeafGreen)

ABENAII- Mewtwo, genderless. Level 100 Knows moves Psychic, Rock Climb, Rock Smash, and Strength. (Migrated from LeafGreen)

BEAUTY- Milotic, Female. Level 100 Knows moves Waterfall, Surf, Hydro Pump, and Blizzard. (Migrated from Sapphire)

RAY- Rayquaza, genderless. Level 100 Knows moves Dragon Pulse, Fly, Outrage, and Hyper Beam. (Migrated from Emerald)


MY POLICY ON FLAMES~

THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS THE INFORMATION ON HOW FLAMES WILL BE DEALT WITH:
1.) ANONYMOUS FLAMES: NO THOUGHT WILL BE PUT INTO THEM, AND THEY WILL BE DELETED.
2.) FLAMES FROM USERS: LITTLE THROUGHT WILL BE PUT INTO THEM, AND THEY WILL BE USED TO MAKE MY S'MORES.
3.) MULTIPLE FLAMES FROM SAME USER: MINISCULE AMOUNT OF THINKING WILL BE PUT IN, AND THE USER WILL BE SENT A STRONGLY WORDED PM.

~THANK YOU~

okay people... Sorry, but The Randomness Trio is only going to have 51 chapters. It would be to long otherwise...

Thought Provoking Questions, and new Shelby's responses:

Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to
learn how to read maps?
Because men have to defend their pride, and learning to read maps is pointless, especially because they have GPS's in cars now.

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Doubt it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?
No.

Is there another word for synonym?
Yes. "Wordsthatsoundthesame."

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Yes, VERY.

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Starbucks?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?
Keep on walking.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
No, it's still a fly.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Homeless, turtles don't wear clothes in the first place.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Their wool probably does; but the sheep itself is fine.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes. Crackers disguised as animals still aren't meat.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
Yeah, they have to tell that to everyone.

How do they get the deer to cross at the road sign?
They don't, it generalizes that 'this general area has deer that may cross the street'.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Because the people will get fired if they don't.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I'm not sure, but it's probably false.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Unsliced bread, duh.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Maybe he made a razor out of something's claws.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
There's nothing to answer...

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
Some may be a little slow, and haven't figured it out yet.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
girls live.
Again, nothing to answer.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Dunno, probably not, because at one point he/she had a backbone.

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has
deteriorated.
I agree.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Again, I agree.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still
working?
Because you can't choose which lottery number you'll get.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor since you can't drink
and drive?
To prove that you're old enough.

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations, when smoking is prohibited
there?
What, are they supposed to sell them outside like lemonade?

Do you need to use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
No, a regular gun will work just fine.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Probably drives his snowplow.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on
the doors?
Security.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
No, because the milk is never in her mouth.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights?
The light won't really do anything.

Most packages say "open here"; What is the correct protocol to use if a
package says "open somewhere else?"
Open it anywhere else; except the place that says that.

Why are there braille instructions on drive-in Automatic Teller
Machines?
Dunno, I've never seen it.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is greenland all cold and icy while iceland is all warm and green?

Why do our noses run, and our feet smell?
See question above.

Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Again, no clue.

Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of
parachutes?
I guess the airline pilots must be idiots.

Why does Minute Rice require FIVE minutes to cook?
Good advertising.

How good can a bedtime story be if it's supposed to put you to sleep?
The point is that it should help you get to sleep faster.

If winners never quit, then why are you supposed to quit when you're
ahead?
Its a figure of speech; If your first in a race and dissing all the people behind you, then you'll end up loosing.

If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because they levitate, duh.

When you feel down, why do people ask you what's up?
People ask 'what's up' regardless of how you feel.

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
Because if it was up to the horse, they'd have killed the rider at the beginning.

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, then why don't they
fly off to the sun?
Its A LOT farther away than the local lampost.

How are children supposed to take medicine when it's meant to be kept
out of their reach?
I guess the parents have to be cunning.

If you sneeze on your computer, would it get a virus?
No, different viruses.

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering sound
travels better through solids?
Thats bullshit. Solids are denser than gasses, hence it's easier for sound waves to travel through gas.

Why does 'a fat chance' and 'a slim chance' mean the same thing?
Fat chance is sarcastic.

Why do we hang our clothes on a washing line instead of a drying line?
Because they just got done being washed, I guess.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Dunno, but it's abbrivated by abb.

If dawn breaks, does dusk come back together?
Dunno.

Why does 'dyslexia' have to be so hard to spell?
Another odd question.

If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?
You've succeeded, by failing.

If sour cream expires, is it then 'sweet cream'?
No, then it's just gross.

If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck when a
gun is thrown at him?
I've never watched superman, I wouldn't know.

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?
A one-legged duck would die.

Why do you push harder on the remote when you know the battery is dead?
Some people are just trying to revive the battery, cuz its too damn hard to get to home depot and buy a new one.

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to drown also?
Nope, he/she just keeps going and pretends nothing's wrong.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Among the stars.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon
called a yellow?
Because that would confuse the less intellegent of out kind.

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
No, thats not good advertizing.

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but
just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
How would I know?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Because that would be mean.

If people on psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call
you first?
sigh they aren't really psychic.

What is a free gift if all gifts are free?
Who told you all gifts were free?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Probably purple.

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Do they?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, and a racecar
driver is not called a racist?
Because a pianer sounds weird, so they came up with something else.

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
It's disney, they can do whatever the hell they want.

What is the speed of dark?
Probably the same as light.

If you dream of your death, what happens?
You know how you're gonna die. woohoo

When you reach for the stars, and were successful, what do you reach
for next?
I'd venture a guess at 'back to earth'.

Favorite Quotes:

'I like fudgey cheese. Oh, and speaking of cheese, have you ever eaten an emu?'

Adrianne P.

'...Oh! I geeeet iiiiit...'

Becky E.

Me: So, Adrianne, time for a geography quiz!

Me: Where is Greenland?

Adrianne: Um... Is that in Egypt?

Me: Sorry, try the other side of the globe?

Adrianne: Wait- is that in South America?

Me: Ok, no. Try North?

Adrianne: OMIGOD! Is Greenland where Santa lives?

Me: I give up.

Adrianne P. & Shelby K.

Adrianne: OHMIGOSH, did you guys (me, megan and becky) hear about the new fall color? It was in the GL magazine!

Me, Megan and Becky: Why on Earth would we read something like that? We have better things to do... (play video games, read fanfiction...the list goes on and on)

Adrianne: WELL! I will have you three dumbnuts know that the new color is -insert drumroll here- PLUM!!

Me, Megan and Becky: ... Yah, so?

Adrianne: WHADDYA MEAN -wind blows, causing the plate of pretzel salt that was on Adrianne's chair arm to blow in her lap- HHHHYYYYYYAAAAA!! SSSSSAAAAALLLLLTTTT!!

Me, Megan and Becky: -dieing of laughter-

The whole gang of "Good Times"

-reading some fashion magazine- OMG! I don't wear pantihose! (sp?)

Adrianne P. (What!? She is a funny person!)

'What? Lorena? You like her? She is as dumb as a brick'

Adrianne P. (Geez... I spend too much time talking to her!)

'A good friend will bail you out of jail...

But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, -that was so freakin' AWESOME!!-'

An E-mail from my friend Jenny

When life gives you lemons...

THROW THEM AT BOYS!

Hannah S. (My friend's friend)

'I wonder who delivers the mailman's mail?'

Adrianne (Again!)

"Ok, so I know this guy, and we call him buttface."

"Is he hot?"

"No..."

"Does he look like Zac Efron?"

"Yeah, actually..."

"HELLO? ZAC EFRON?! HE IS HOT!!"

My friend from school, Lexi (NOT ADRIANNE!)

"I'm gonna cut off her ugly butt hair then shave off her face. Then she'd be all like 'noooo' and I'd be all like 'yessss'!!"

Lexi from school, expressing her feelings for Vanessa Hudgens

Omigosh, why are there cheetos there? Cheetos do not belong in those places!!"

Adrianne P. (She's BA-ACK!)

'And then there's poor little Vanessa, who has NO fans, and the only things close are Zac's fans, who want to kill her.'

Lexi Levandowski (Yes, she is obsessed with Zac Efron)

Omigosh, Freezing! I finally know where Greenland is! It's an island in Hawaii, and it's the one south of pinkland!

Adrianne P. (I should get her a globe for christmas!! XD)

OMG you are such a buttnugget!

Adrianne P. XD

Me: Omigosh, her butt is so big, it isn't even funny. It looks like she stuffed a balloon in her pants.

Adrianne: She stuck a Mori in her pants?! (She reffers to mori as 'balloon Mori', because she saw this icon that called Mori 'aloof', and thought it reffered to a balloon)

Me & Adrianne P.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at it and say 'MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN LEMONADE!!'

Pwnful Chaotic Dork

Mom: So, can you compare this guy to something?

Me: Well... He's like an itch at the bottom of your foot; So annoying, and they won't go away!

Me and Mom talking about this guy at school

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down the sidewalk with him, and he fell, that would be absloutely unacceptable.

Mitch Hedburg

I like escalaters (sp?), because they can't break; they can only temporarily become stairs. That is why you will never see a 'sorry, OUT OF ORDER' sign on an escalater.

Mitch Hedburg

Mitch: Hey, how do you abreviate Arkansas?

Eddie: I don't know; Just start spelling it, then quit.

Mitch Hedberg and his roomate, Eddie

I type 100 words per minute, but it's in my own language.

Mitch Hedberg (Sorry, go on youtube and type in mitch hedberg... HE'S HILARIOUS!)

I went to the store to buy a candle holder. They didn't have one, so I bought a cake instead.

Mitch Hedberg

Adrianne... Adrianne is my name! Freezing... Freezing is your name... Right?

Adrianne Pintar!

...I can smell your brain... AND IT SMELLS LIKE CHERRIES!! :D

ME!!

OHEMGEE, THAT IS ONE SPICY MINT!! Hey, where the heck did you get that?

Melody, AKA "CCIT"

REBEL AGAINST THE FRENCH! THEY'RE TRYING TO MODIFY OUR TOAST!

Me

Addie: Freezing... I will come... AND EAT YOUR FOOT!!

...I am coming... I ATE YOUR FOOT!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

-Freezing checks feet-

Addie: NO!! DON'T CHECK YOUR FOOT! IT'S EATEN! GONE! NO LONGER EXISTANT! WAIT- DID I EAT YOUR FOOT?!

Freezing: No... Both of them are still there...

Addie: OMG, THEN WHO'S FOOT DID I EAT?!

Adrianne Pintar!

IT'S CALLED A MALL!! THEY SELL CLOTHES THERE!! BUY A MINI SKIRT!! UGH!!

Adrianne, adressing some unfashionable person.

I told the lady who works at Subway to get me a sandwich. She said 'Okay, that's 1.99.' I said, 'oh, it's not mine, its for a duck.' She said, 'okay, then it's free.' Ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would have gotten a much bigger sandwich. 'Hey, there are seven ducks out there, AND THEY ALL WANT SUN CHIPS!!'

Mitch Hedberg

Look! Look Chelsea, a tree in its natural habitat... O.O

Zac Maas

I had a dream... and in it, we were all lemours. 0.o?

Becky E

Jaron: Daniel Jacobson, you're going home!

Mark: Daniel Jocobson, you're going home!

Jaron: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE TURD!

Jaron and Marky-Mark

-dead silence-

I am wearing the coolest underwear today!

Adrianne P.

I am SO nervous about tomorrow! I mean, YOU in a MALL? You might die, or... not look cool! Or... GASP! You might do both!! OHEMGEE, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!!

Adrianne P.

Addie: You can't deny. You just CAN'T deny!

Freezing: I deny.

Addie: Well, you can deny, but you're wrong.

Me & Addie

YOU ASSWAFFLE!

Krista

Hey Walla-Walla-Bang-Bang! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND FINISH YOUR DINNER!!

Addie

me and Sam are on the bus in the morning, drawing pictures on the windows

Sam: Look! I drew a smiley face!

-mouth starts to drip-

Freezing: Oh, it's starting to drip! ...Or is it drooling?

-eye starts to drip-

Freezing: OH MI GAWD!! IT'S CRYING NOW!!

Me and Sam being the awesome people we are

My Uncle Jim: Hello?

Dad: Whoa, you finally figured out that if you push a bunch of random numbers on that wierd machine that is plugged into the wall, someone will eventually say "Hello!"

My Dad talking to my Uncle on the phone

I hate getting corn'd, but I love corning other people.

Addie

Rihanna (Disturbia was playing at the school dance): bum bum bee dum dum dum bee dum bub 'What's wrong with-'

Me: CORN!!

Me- its an inside joke... kinda...?

OHMIGAWD I JUST CORN'D MYSELF!!

Addie

Me: -poke poke-

Cailyn: QUIT POKING ME, I'M TRYING TO READ ABOUT AMISH TRADITIONS!! D:

Me and Cailyn in Science

Nikita: So yeah, I stood up and he ran off...

Sam: You took your shirt off?!

Me: Now now, Nikki... Table dancing is bad for your health...

Me, Nikita, and Sam at Lunch

Maria: So, like, yeah, SpongeBob is my boyfriend.

Sam: SpongeBob is on Freezing's pyjama pants!

Maria: SPONGEBOB IS IN HER PANTS?! OMG FREEZING, HOW COULD YOU?!

Me: He's ON my pants, Maria.

Sam: Yeah, Freezing's gonna come to school tomorrow and be like "Hayy, guess what? I'm having SpongeBabies!"

Me: Wait, WHAT?!

Me, Sam, and Maria at Lunch

Wait... Why do they only have stairs that go up??

Me at the Mall

Sam: OMG! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! THIS BAGEL IS PRE-CUT!! I CAN'T RIP IT LIKE THIS!! D:

CeCe: Dude, just eat it like a sandwich...

Sam: You mean like a burger? -tries to eat bagel like a burger- Ehhh I can't do that... D':

Me: LOL just... Like, um... I dunno XD

Cailyn: Just rip up the halves!

Sam: DAMN! I AM GUNNA NEED MORE BUTTER! D:

Sam, CeCe, Cailyn, and Me at Lunch

"I don't like him."

"Why not? He's just a creepy old guy with a few sticks of dynamite."

The main characters in Dinotopia

Cailyn: OW! Dx

Anjali: OW?! That's not a sound you make when you eat cookies!

Cailyn and Anjali

Aster: Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality~!

Richter: Well... Lust is the sin that turns friends into lovers.

On a picture I saw on DeviantArt

Fighting on the internet is like the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're still retarded.

Some guy on YouTube

WHAT, FIRST HE SCRATCHES MY BOOB, AND THEN HE LEAVES ME!?

Addie

It'll be unpleasant. It'll be uncomfortable. You may never be able to look them in the eyes again. It may even be illegal. But dammit, you'll have kids. With Arceus as my witness, YOU. WILL. HAVE. KIDS.

Chimerahound

Chimerahound: "If Ninjask is not trained properly, it will refuse to obey the Trainer and cry loudly continuously. Because of this quality, this Pokémon is said to be one that puts the Trainer's abilities to the test."

lolwut?

BaiL: Because if you aren't a good Trainer all it does is cry FAAAAAIIIIIL and so everyone knows.

:X

is shot for bad joke

BaiL and Chimerahound

Zorloc: hmmm... I am new here so I don't kow Prae...

Prae: Just think of a myriad of Spheals rolling down a hill giggling like idiots and drooling, and you've got the nutshell version of Prae.

Prae and Zorloc

Ahem...

And vere ve zee ze typical noob. Zey come in and spam zeir eggs vivout a care to ze converzation at hand. If ve vere to zee ze inzide of ze zkull ve vould ze noting inzide.

Vere ve zee az far as ze zimple mind of ze noob vill go. Vere vey are perplexed by ze behavior of oterz towardz zem. Zey vill believe it is ze oterz fault and pozibly eizer ezplode, or implode, on contact. Warning zigns zhall be put up wizin a five miles radius of ze noob.

Chimerahound

I can look at a rose garden and see how pretty they are, not the horse shit that was put on them to make them grow. That is the main difference between the way your mom and I think.

Papa Kirn

So yeah. I made this thing in Tech Ed, and it's got wood and wires and all that other stupid stuff, and if you push this button, it goes "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH D:"

Addie

Shelby: Yeah, like the hot guys in Texas?

Addie: gasp!

The grape Addie was eating: gasp!

The grape's baby: gasp!

grape falls in the back of Addie's throat, causing her to choke

Addie: HACKHACKHACK Dx

Grape: holds up a sign that says "TRUTH"

Shelby: It was that true you had to choke?

Addie: HACKHACKYEAHHACK Dx

Shelby: You're choking on the truth. xD

Addie, Me, her Grape, and it's Baby

Shelby: is playing Slap with Addie, and does this epic twitch, causing her glasses to fall strangely on her face

Addie: EPIC TWI- HAAAAAAAAHAHAHA XD I started to say "Epic Twitch", but then started lauging because I looked at your face. xD

Addie & I

(in response to the quote with Nikita)

Tabledancing? That's actually healthy, just like eating a porno salad~

Addie

OHMIGAWD. THIS GUY JUST COMMENTED ON A PICTURE OF A GIRL HE'S HARDLY EVEN FRIENDS WITH AND HE COMMENTED ON IT AND SAID "WOW YOURE BEAUTIFUL" I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?! HE SAID THAT AND HES DATING UNFORTUNATELY NOT ME BUT HE'S DATING SOMEONE WHTETFOSDGIAHBJKENIHORG. D8

Addie

HE IS LIKE THE NERDYEST GUY I KNOW! WAIT, HE'S NOT EVEN A GUY! HE'S LIKE A BOY! A VERY, ICKY, ICKY, BOY! NO, HE'S NOT EVEN A BOY! HE'S JUST A FOON! HE'S THE FOONIEST FOON OF A KID IN HISTORY D8 Oh, I wonder what his in-20-years picture will be like...

Addie (and she says this with new spacers, so she sounds like an irish chick with speech problems. xD)

THIS KID IS SUCH A FREAK. HE PLAYS THE SAXOPHONE WITH ONE HAND, BECAUSE HIS OTHER ONE IS IN HIS PANTS. AT ALL TIMES. I MEAN, DOES HE HAVE SOME GENETIC DISEASE WHERE HIS HAND IS CONNECTED TO HIS THING? HE'S SUCH A FREAK! D8 Oh, I wonder what HIS in-20-years picture will be like xD

Addie (still with spacers. xD)

GO TEAR APART YOUR KITCHEN AND FIND YOURSELF A DONUT, GIRL!

Addie (trying to cheer me up)

Random Notice:

Omigawd! I FINALLY GOT OVER 6000 hits on Randomness Trio! Thank you readers!! You guys will rule the world!

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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all
I'm tall, so I MUST play basketball
I'm German, so I MUST be racist
I'm not homophobic, so I MUST be a gay
I'm smart, so I MUST be a nerd
I don't care what people think of me, so I MUST be stupid and ugly
I love reading and playing online, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST glob on pounds of makeup every morning
I am WIERD, so I MUST be uncool
I have an EGO, so I MUST be a self centered bitch
I have a bunch of morals, so I MUST have no life
I have an odd word for every letter in the alphabet, so I MUST have no life
I think YOU'RE STUPID, so I must be EINSTEIN
I can't run to save my life, so I MUST be out of shape
I'm not popular, so I MUST not be worth your time
I typed all the ones starting at the makeup, so I MUST be bored (ya got that one right!)

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Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
Blossoming of a Rose by Emerald Twin Blade reviews
6 years after Battle Frontier, there's a new kind of Pokemon Contest. You just KNOW that Harley and Drew are gonna pop up, but will May be able to win the contest? Wait, she didn't understand one of the requirements! DrewxMay, BrendanxMay.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,477 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/14/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Ouran by mysteriously.mesmerized reviews
The 50 things that I am NOT allowed to do at Ouran! CRACK-ness! XD Number 17: I will not attempt to go on FanFiction net during hosting hours ever again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
Shattered Fates by SoulxSocietyxReaper reviews
Ashley is just your normal 16-year old girl with a normal life and friends. But, 'normal' is far from what she wants. But, on a rainy day, she comes face-to-face with something that will drastically change her life...forever. UryuxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,010 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Uryuu I.
It's a MayDrew thing by AnalystProductions reviews
When May and Drew, "sworn enemies" are paired together on a feild trip, their lives change dramatically. They wake up in each other's bodies. Can they live each other's lives? ...will they switch back? - ON TEMPORARY HIATUS UNTIL SUMMER.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,653 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka
Staying Over by Sakuras Heart Healer reviews
Haruhi's father didn't want her to be alone, so he enlisted Kyouya to watch her. Neither seemed to pleased about it but looks can be decieving...What new troubles will stir between them...if any at all?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Weapons of Mass Annoyance by FailingDemi reviews
Erasers. Hikaru. Haruhi. Test. KO'dness. See the crap I wrote about it! -CRACK/DRABBLE/implied HikaHaru--Challenge done for SHINE-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
Weird, Weirder, and Really Really Weird! by ilykshoppIng reviews
three weird friends run into the fruits basket gang and Ouran High School Club!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,107 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Midnight Craziness by CodeNameZimbabwe reviews
One Saturday night, Misty, Ash, May, and Drew decide to have some fun...with that, insults are sure to be thrown, craziness is sure to ensue, and romance is definitely a possibility!...oneshot...AAML...DAML...Enjoy! AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Drew/Shū, May/Haruka] - Complete
Rock 'n Rollin' by Alyssa in Wonderland reviews
AU: Fame and glory, that's what being a celebrity was for Prince a.k.a, Yuki, until love butted itself into his life. A story of romance, drama, angst, humour, and excitement!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,018 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Taking Care by Dori-MinguMegami reviews
Haruhi is in need of a little help. With the advice and ploting of a few schemeing relatives Mori gets to be the one to take care of her. MoriXHaruhi rated T just in case.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,995 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F.
Date Test by FailingDemi reviews
[AU][Future Fic] I'm looking for a secretary. She's looking for a job. She applies. I accept. I have a little test for her to pass or fail. She's Fujioka Haruhi and not like most women. She was the one who caught my eye, and I have a test to give her. HxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,665 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Bubblegum Talk by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi ate bubblegum, and the luxurious smell is now stuck in her mouth. Whenever she talks this scent just sprays and it effects young men in a light romantic way. [Haruhi x Everyone in the Club]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,447 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The MayDrew Fluff Fic With no Real Title by PotoPerson reviews
I don't own Pokemon! A short Oneshot involving May, Drew, the ribbon cup, and a faint or two. Hooray! for rhyming!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Book Case Ghost by FailingDemi reviews
[AU, ONESHOT] Eight year old Haruhi takes a trip to the library! She falls asleep and gets locked in. Unbeknowst to her, that night was the every ten years that a certain...ghost would appear. [Fluff: TamaHaru]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Green Eyes by A Rose for me-A Rose for you reviews
[CS] One shot, sequel to Blue Eyes. What if May ever found Drew's list... what would happen then?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Blue Eyes by A Rose for me-A Rose for you reviews
[CS] OneShot. Just how blue are May's Eyes? Drew is going to find out... but why is wasting hi time on something so trivial?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Sleepover Surprise by Pure-Rose-Kunoichi reviews
May is holding a sleepover. All the guys and the girls seems to hate each other, but at the end will love bloom?contestshipping and maybe alittle pokeshipping,ratedT to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,309 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
City by Sanada reviews
High school is over and Haruhi is now in college and studying abroad. An old friend unexpectedly visits and drops a big surprise...HaruhixKyouya? HaruhixTamaki? Just try it out, I guarantee it'll be good.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,655 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Just Bite Me by SweetStories11 reviews
May is a nobody at school. Drew is a complete somebody. They are so different, yet can one school dance change all of that? CONTEST SHIPPY! Please Review! RATED M for dark themes
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Seduce Me Twice by luvanime4life reviews
Shelby x Seto Kaiba Another oneshot! Kaiba's gonna learn how to relax. And Shelby's going to convince him...the hard way. REPOSTED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Locked In Love by LuvinAniManga reviews
Tea was not having the best of days. With her luck, the whole world could crumble at her feet at any moment! And if that wasn't enough, it got worse: she gets detention AND locked in school with SETO KAIBA! SetoxTea
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,999 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Melting a Frozen Heart by Redmoonfae reviews
COMPLETE:: Full summary inside. Please read and reveiw! This fic. is worth your time! YUKIRU fic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
YuGiOh Crossing by Formally-Known-As-Syra reviews
Seto's testing a new invention, and it sends him, Yugi, Joey, and Ryou into the world of Animal Crossing! How will they survive?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003
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Totally Drama Island Season II reviews
OKAY PEOPLE: I NEED CHARACTERS. SEND IN YOUR APPLICATION! No characters that heve been submitted for a thousand other stories, okay? Thanks! T for language, and maybe some violence...?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008
A Different Kind of Girl reviews
Three crazy new girls at Ouran -Shelby, Addie, and Becky- and they're gonna stir up some trouble :D Yeahz, I like trouble. KyouyaxShelby, BeckyxTwins, AddiexTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,462 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
School Daze reviews
May and Drew are coming back from break... will newfound love arise? Misty doesn't think so. contestshipping, slight pokeshipping and ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
The Randomness Trio reviews
A random fic I wrote in a random mood. SatoshixTamaki, RebaxHikaruxKaoru, MorikaxMori. I DON'T OWN OHSHC! Warning: VERY RANDOM AT MOMENTS! Flame me, and you had better expect me to yell at you! Review nicely, and I will thank you!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
A Pokemon Saga: Mae and CiCi reviews
Mae, the vulpix, is forced to flee her home when a fire completely engulfs it. She escapes with her best friend, CiCi, the roselia. Will these two wierdos survive the world outside the woods? If so, HOW? DISCONTINUED. DEAD. X.X
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
Queen Libbi reviews
As best friends Libbi and Kari observe a fight between Yuki and Kyo, the girls pay more attention to the odd pair than usual. Soon, they discover some pretty weird secrets... suck at summaries, don't kill me
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Perfectly Normal reviews
A random oneshot with the SatoshixTamaki pairing from Randomness Trio. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ RANDOMNESS TRIO, AS YOU WILL NOT GET IT!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Transfers and Romance reviews
A girl and her brother are coming from the US, and being transfered to Ouran. Holly x Tamaki, most likely. Possibly Sam x Renge, but I doubt it... Don't meet the Host Club until ch. 3. Mary Sues.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Team Rocket and a Charizard reviews
When Serenity's Charizard is stolen, she calls a lifetime friend to help her get him back! WHO IS IT?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Springey's POV of Life in Neopets reviews
A little thing I typed, from springeythingey2's point of view. She's my baby ogrin.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008
Hitting Kyoko reviews
Tamaki is aimlessly driving down the road, when he hits a girl! What will happen? Will the girl survive? TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007
When a Girl Hates Her MP3 reviews
This is a realluy stupid story about a girl named June, who has an evil MP3, a best friend named Brandi, and an Umbreon named Midnight. WARNING! Crappy ending!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary, I Am In Love With Seto Kaiba reviews
The diary of Adrianne Kaibe, a girl who shares many classes with Kaiba... And she thinks she is falling for him. One chapter One week. R&R? DISCONTINUED. DEAD. X.X
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - S. Kaiba
Miracle Girl reviews
This is another one of my fics with my own characters. This one stars Hazel, a brilliant pokemon trainer. She is currently expection a visit from her dear friends, THE SOHMAS! And Tohru. fruits Basket pokemon crossover. DEAD. FOR NOW. I MIGHT REVIVE IT.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007
iChat 2 A Fruits Basket Instant Message reviews
YAY! My THIRD fic! This is the sequel to iChat, so, don't read this one if you haven't read the first one!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
iChat A Fruits Basket Instant Message reviews
Ok, this is my second fic, and it is based off of Fruits Basket. This is like an IM with the people of fruits basket, me, and my friends and enemies. R&R? Please?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Just a girl from team rocket reviews
a story about Drew, and a character of mine, named Angel. I don't know if it is better than it sounds, but I think so. Drew is a bit out of character, though..... Rated T for murder. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete