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Author has written 2 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

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As Santa spoke, she pulled herself around to the back of the rocket launcher, using every last bit of strength to keep from flying out into the open air. Her waist and back were slick with her own blood but she paid it no heed as she straddled the large device between her slim thighs.

"Who are you?" He questioned, every ounce of fight gone from him, but pure hatred evident in his voice.

"Sixty seconds until Teufel Mountain will self-destruct. Sixty seconds."

She stared into his eyes as she wrapped her hands around the large trigger. "I'm Jewish."

His eyes widened in recognition and she pulled on the trigger.

Santa and the Jew: A BtVS Christmas Story - Lyle Brown

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Up On The Reaches Of The Darkest Moonlight by Silvermoonlight GJ reviews
A night by the campfire turns in to a nightmare for Xena and Gabrielle. As they are both drawn in to a deadly battle in which they will both learn what it is to be human and to become inhuman. Story is now being revised
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 274,374 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2007 - [Xena, Gabrielle] - Complete
Life sucks! by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Series of related and progressive short stories about some our Claymores and Awakened Ones trying to get by in the modern world among the hordes of ordinary humans. And suffering indignity upon indignity along the way as they do so.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,536 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Clare, Ophelia
Bad Company by mispel reviews
An encounter at the cemetery doesn't go as planned for Buffy and Willow. Xander witnesses the aftermath. Season 2. Vamped Scoobs.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,719 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Buffy S., Xander H.
As The Winged Serpent Rises by Silvermoonlight GJ reviews
Xena and Gabrielle's peace is shattered once more as an Aztec creator god appears on the Greek shores. His cold hated directed at the one who betrayed him, the one who can no longer escape him or her past.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 131 - Words: 577,658 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/26/2007 - [Xena, Gabrielle] - Complete
Frozen (Original Version) by Chendzeea Li reviews
A Yuri romance drama, focusing on Quistis and Fujin, with the other major characters getting full time also. Along with the stated content, the story also contains a mix of horror, action and humor. With moderate language and mature situations.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 474,051 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 7/14/2001 - Fujin, Quistis T. - Complete
Shadow of the Dragon by Upside-down Jupiter reviews
Makoto gets an abrupt reintroduction to her past life. Jupiter did not belong in a fairy tale, but neither did she have one to live in. Yuri, AmiMako, ReiMinako. Sorry guys, but major edit #2 is in the works, to be posted as a different fic yet again.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury
The Very Secret Diaries on the Hellmouth! by Serrafina reviews
Can cross off "get a new vampiric helper to deal with the messier items that Alan can't handle" from my Things To Do Before I Ascend To A Higher Plane/Become A Giant Snake list. Series co-written with user Some Kind of Harmony.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007
Fire and Ice by altol reviews
Seifer and Quistis. One man's redemption. One woman's awakening. Two souls journey into an uncertain future...with even more uncertain feelings. Finished.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 393,159 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Quistis T., Seifer A. - Complete
Deep Dark: by Melanacious reviews
Willow's Slayer Activation spell and an adversary's successful bid for vengeance has devastating and far reaching consequences for Willow, the Scoobies and for the world. Femslash W/T/OC B/F.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Willow R., Tara M.
In Sure And Certain Hope by stormwreath reviews
Kennedy has died. This is what happens to her next. Sequel to 'And All my Secrets Laid Bare' and 'Legally Dead', and set between seasons 7 and 8. Advisory: story includes femslash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Kennedy, Willow R. - Complete
And All My Secrets Laid Bare by stormwreath reviews
Sequel to 'Legally Dead'. Willow has gone to the realm of the serpent goddess Saga Vasuki in search of greater power and knowledge; but will she be willing to pay the price that the goddess demands? Warning for mature themes, sex, strong language
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Willow R. - Complete
Legally Dead by stormwreath reviews
At some point between Season 7 and Season 8, Kennedy died - not permanently - and Willow sought knowledge from a mysterious - and sexy - snake goddess called Saga Vasuki. This story attempts to explain how that all happened...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Willow R., Kennedy - Complete
Screams Part One by cloneserpents reviews
After the war ends, Neville is visited by a friend he thought dead. An experiment in a darker style of writing by the author. Feedback appreciated. One shot. DARK FIC! DARK EVIL HERMIONE! MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS! Revised 8/13/2014
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Hell's Gate by flippinada reviews
Buffy & Willow search for the Angel gang. Post Angel series finale.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,782 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Angel, Faith, Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Buffy the Cliche Slayer by Steve-0 reviews
FINISHED! Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Anya, and Spike are trapped inside a magic 8ball by an estranged fanfic writer who forces them to visit various fanfic genres. Special guest appearances in the prologue by almost every Buffy ally!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
Dawn of the Dead by Beer Good reviews
Yes – it’s the adventures of Vampire Dawn! Done as a series of quickly read 100word drabbles, because... well, I’m lazy, dammit. And also because it's fun to see just how much plot I can concentrate into 100 words. Crossover with Angel s3. COMPLETED.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Dawn S. - Complete
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Afterlife Happens by Exiled-Away reviews
Completed - Repost - FemSlash Implied - Repost What if Willow overheard Buffy's confession to Spike about being in Heaven during Afterlife? Willow must deal with the consequences of Buffy's resurrection. Repost - FemSlash Implied - Repost - Completed
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Azumanga Royale by DB Sommer reviews
Come on, you knew someone had to do it. It's an AzumangaBattle Royale fusion. Luckily, this one is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
A Witch's Journal by mispel reviews
Willow uses magic to make Buffy’s life better. Things go wildly out of control.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Willow R., Buffy S. - Complete
Waiting Room by mispel reviews
In the future, Willow and Drusilla spend time together. Last part in the series, Waiting For The Apocalypse. Willow says good bye to the world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Willow R., Drusilla - Complete
Reprise by Morcar reviews
I'll tell you that it's post season 7, but beyond that you'll have to work out for yourself. It's intentially a little obtuse but not absurdly so.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Revelation by DK reviews
Some things were never meant to be found. Some things are best left unknown. Some things, once learned, cannot be forgotten. If I summarized the rest, you'd only call me crazy.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Complete
Queen of Darkness by Aeliar reviews
Angel and Co. summon a creature from another dimension to battle the greatest threat the world has ever faced, Willow. Chapter 8 up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 11/23/2001
To Dance Beneath the Diamond Sky by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
AU- "We haven't been to the ballet in...way too long."
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,672 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Santa and the Jew: A BtVS Christmas Story by Lyle Brown reviews
(Complete) Willow/Tara fic about what happens when old Saint Nick decides to drop by on Christmas Eve.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2001 - Published: 11/28/2000 - Complete
Ryoko Wins Tenchi For the Umpteen-Billionth Time by Davner reviews
The Tenchi cast do their next Ryoko-Gets-Tenchi fic.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2001
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Dark Willow and Crazy Pants Tara reviews
Uh-oh. Dark Willow's on a murderous rampage again but this time she's brought company! A lighter alternative side to the end of Season Six. W/T pairing. On going drabble series. Now includes Anya's Xmas Special!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Willow R., Tara M.
Far From Daylight reviews
It wasn't easy being a vampire in Sunnydale, but Willow Rosenberg always loved a challenge. ON HIATUS...dagnabbit...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Willow R.