Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
I have a very very serious problem, I'm obsessed with books.
Seriously, I inhale them like other people inhale oxegeon.
My friends think I'm insane, but I can't help it.
My own mother is getting sick of my little addiction,
taking me to the bookstore/library every weekend, filling our amazon cart with endless books.
My favorite books are the Twilight/New Moon/Eclips books.
Who doesn't love Stephenie Meyer?
Anyway that is why I'm here, because I love books and also love to write.
Please read and critique (don't you love that word!) my stories and I will be eternally gratefull!
-By the way I am totally naming my kid Alice (when I have a kid-not any time soon) (if she's a girl) that's how obsessed I am.
Count the Fs in the statement below!
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
There are actually 6!
To get 3 Fs is average, 4 is quite rare.
incredible huh? anyone who get's 6 Fs on the first try is a genius.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
-If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile
.-If people mistake you for a vampire (coughcoughIamonecoughcough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared, now more than ever, of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. -If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and and paste this into your profile.
-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile -If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you look around and ask: "Where?", when someone says 'Edward', copy and paste that into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile -Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile -If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile -If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile -If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile -92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
-If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile -If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile -If you think Fred should just let Barney have the dumb Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you think that people who hate/don't get Twilight are losers, copy this into your profile.
-If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Einstein.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Churchill.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." -Einstein.
"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." -Mark Twain.
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." -Churchill
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." -Churchill
"There are a terrible lot of lies going around in the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true." -Churchill
"In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." -Jane Austin.
"Though my soul may set in darkness, I will rise in perfect light, I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" -Sarah Williams
"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them." -Robert Frost
"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." -Robert Frost
“Well behaved women rarely make history.” -Marilyn Monroe
"The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways—I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows." -Socrates.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Edward hears vocies...and they don't like you