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Author has written 9 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, NiGHTS, Covenant, World Ends With You, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.
YO! everybody, how ya doin'? my online name is officially epidemic or dia. you can just call me that in any of your reviews. i love yaoi, and some het (sometimes canon), i also love unusual yaoi couples like bakura x yuugi, yuugi x mokuba, and couples like that. I'm not a very good writer and you might see some patterns in my stories. also, i would appreciate it if you message me about any mistakes i have made, because i've been known to leave out words. thanx!
"say it with me : 'I am, Sofa King, we Todd Ed.' "- Jack Spicer, Love Letters by tigersmt.334 X Assassin's core.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."- seen it on many users profiles, and i absolute love it!
"everybody's emolicious on the inside!"-by kanna-something-or-other. if you know who this is, tell me! i don't want to get anything wrong!
"You're love for him confuses and concerns me."- Dane Cook in Employee of the Month
Wesley: It's not that bad.
- Wesley and Buttercup from The Princess Bride
"As long as books are open, the mind is never closed." - copy and pasted from gottasmile416's profile. totally not mine!
Tucker: Hello, Command! We need help!
- Tucker and a Guy in Command off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 10
Caboose: What's a Freelancer?
-Tucker and Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 10
Church: (in a spooky voice) Tuuuckkerrrr! Tuuuucckkkerr!
-Church's Ghost, Tucker, and Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 10
Caboose: Is this the warning?
-Church and Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue Episode 10
Caboose: Sidewinder?...Isn't that the ice planet?
-Caboose and Church off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 10
"This doesn't seem physically possible!" - Jimmy as Tex is beating him with his skull that she, yes, she, ripped out of his body off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs Blue' Episode 10
Caboose: I should've known; she didn't like me. Girls. Never. Like me.
-Tucker and Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 13
"I don't think I've seen a girl that mean before. Are you sure she's a chick, and not a guy? Or, like, part guy, part shark?" - Tucker off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue Episode 13
Caboose: AI...What's the 'A' stand for?
- Church's Ghost and Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 13
Church: So how are you doin, Caboose? Are you followin' any of this whatsoever?
- Church's Ghost and Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 13
"Distraction. Heh, that's sounds a lot like decoy." Caboose off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 13
"But Church, where are we gonna get two suits of black armor? ( finally it clicks ) Oh, F(censor)berries." -Tucker, after he realizes that they need to go throught the teleporter for Church's distraction plan off Rooster Teeth's 'Red vs. Blue' Episode 13
As you can see, i think the RvB guys are freakin' hilarious! Caboose is officially my fave, followed closely by Donut and his 'lightish-red' (PINK!) armor, and O'Malley, the evil AI that inhabits Doc's brain. All of those who read this should go watch the series; they are awesome. (fyi: it's a Halo parody)
A cat will almost always blink when hit in the head with a hammer.
Out of all the things I miss, it's my mind I miss the most.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
The early worm get's eaten by the early bird so sleep late.
Women are from Earth, Men are from Earth, DEAL WITH IT!
Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
If you're too open-mided your brains will fall out.
Don't worry what people think, the don't do it very often.
Want my advice, I don't use it anyway.
I have plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Arificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgivness than permission.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
If you eat a toad in the morning, nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Always read books that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I just got skylights put in my place, the people above me are furious.
Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experiance.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
I want to die peacefully like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people; he made so many.
I took an IQ test and it came back negitive.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
CONSCIOUSNESS: The annoying time between naps.
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an asshole.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! (bumber sticker)
Don't like my driving? Then get off the sidewalk!
sigh All stressed out and no one to choke.
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I'm a psychotic bi-polar blood-thirsty maniac who at this point whould like to rip your face off, so what were you trying to say before I rudely interupted you to inform you that I AM in a bad mood?
I knew ever since I was little my parents hated me, my bath toys were a toaster anda hair-dryer.
Men are like a deck of cards; you need a heart to love them, and diamond to marry them, a club to beat their head in when they cheat on you, and a spade to bury the dead bastard.
At weddings old people poke me and say "you're next", so at funerals I do the same.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I fall in the sewer and die.
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funaral.
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay. (along with my sanity, my common sense, my soul, exc exc...)
If you loan someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much happier than the people who have to wait for them?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Weather forcast for tonight: dark.
Sure you can trust the government, just ask an Indians.
Religion is for people afraid of going to Hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.
(all of the above taken from Dark-Angel302's profile.)
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
"You have the reflexes of roadkill" T Shirt
"The only cure for writer's block is insomnia." Merit Antares
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it."
"Smile, it makes people wonder, what you're thinkin"
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
"He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
"If you can't be famous, be infamous."
"Anger is one letter short from danger"
"A life? Where can I download one of those?"
"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"My parents said I could become anything I wanted to be. So I became an asshole."
"Dont follow my footsteps. I run into walls."
"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one." Dr. House
"Death is god's way of saying your FIRED."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."
"There is a fine line between Genius and Insanity...
"Fangirls: So much love- so little sanity"
"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is -- in fact -- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate." Dr. House
"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."
"Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it."
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side."
'Fragile. Do not drop.' -- Posted on a Boeing 757"
(All of the above copied from Ashray01's profile)
Alien: Where's K?
- MIB II. Love it!
"How 'bout I make you my wiotch?"
-Chase Collins to Caleb Danvers, the Covenant movie. AWESOMENESS!
"That's the worst plan I've ever heard from the worst show I've never seen!"
- Sonny Monroe from Sonny with a Chance
"No shit, Lezbitron."
-Poppy Colfax, Fired Up!
"Shephards we shall be,
-prayer from the Boondock Saints, HILARIOUS MOVIE!
Nick: "I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven."
-Nick and Shawn from Fired Up!
Connor: Now, ye will receive us!
-Speech by the McManus bros. from the Boondock Saints
Murpy: (Taps Connor's shoulder) We're kinda like the 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're allllways open.
-Murphy and Connor - once again! - from the Boondock Saints
"You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with. But this Betty, she blew 'em all away in the shit storm sweepstakes. Her name's Danica Talos, you met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina. (Blade gives him a blank look)...Moving on. The man on her left is her brother, Asher, and this walking diaper stain is Jarko Grimwood. I picked Danica up in a bar and spent the next five years playing hide and go suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually Abigail found me. Sommerfield managed to treat me with the cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down."
- Hannibal King from Blade: Trinity. Poor dudes jokes almost always are lost on Blade. It's hilarious!
Hannibal:We call ourselves the Nightstalkers.
-Hannibal and Blade from Blade: Trinity
Hannibal: Welcome to the Honeycomb Hideout.
-Hannibal, once again from Blade: Trinity
Hedges, super-size me, sweetheart.
-Hannibal King, Blade: Trinity
Hannibal is my fave character! He's f-ing hilarious!
Danica: And don't tell me I told you so, Asher.
-Danica and Asher Talos from Blade: Trinity
"I-i just remembered, I need to...not be here right now..."
-Lenny from Fanboy and Chum Chum
"Don't let him fool you; underneath all those swastikas he's actually a prick."
-John Lyshitski (love the name!) from Let's Go to Prison
"He was like, 'I grauated at the top of my class in law school and I passed the BAR exam, I object! and I was like 'I watch Law & Order on Wednesdays and I say your overruled, bitch'."
- Chad Daniels, Comedy Central Presents
"I was confirmed a Lutheran, and for confirmation we had to pick a verse from the Bible and read it in front of the congregation and how it was supposed to reflect religion. Mine was Genesis 43:23: 'I am your Lord; Do not fear your Lord, for I have given you treasure in your sacks.' (laughter pause) My mother almost beat the shit out of me that day. ('nother pause) Yeah, funny for you guys, but she's chasing me around the church going, 'Pick another verse, you little smartass!' I'm in the corner going 'Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not kill.' My pastor was so mad, he was like 'How does that verse reflect religion?' I was like, 'Well the verse doesn't; the fact that I took it out of context does.'"
-Chad Daniels, Comedy Central Presents
"Preferably, I want a pet that hasn't been bred yet. I want a squirrelador. That's right, half squirrel, half labrador, all kick-ass beast."
-Dan Cummins, Comedy Central Presents
"Never run with scissors. But what if your best friend was duct-taped to a time-bomb? Move your ass, Skippy."
-Dan Cummins, Comedy Central Presents
"Great. His 'son' was apparently on the fast track to becoming just like his dad. Mom. Shibuya Sugardaddy."
- Neku Sakuraba, from fantascination's fic In Which Joshua Orchestrates Immaculate Conception. Hilarious!
For those who don't know, Immaculate Conception is the Christian term for a baby begotten without any "stain" on the mother, meaning the 'mother' - in this case, Neku - is a virgin when the baby is born (hence the story of the Virgin Mary).
It was full of smut. And, surprisingly, Spencer found himself enjoying the plot and action as well as the… action. He found himself aroused with one of the more graphic love-scenes and had to take care of it in the bathroom. Well, there you go, Spencer. You're not as straight… or asexual, as you thought. Perhaps a lack of ideal male role-models in your life has led you to search for a strong male lover to make you feel safe and/or secure in another sort of male/male relationship, he mused, returning to his book. Or maybe it's just hot and you're as randy as a teenager. A virgin teenager...Now that he really knew his preferences, it seemed his mind wanted to catch up on all the perverted thoughts he'd missed out on over the last decade or so. Just great."
-Spencer Reid in Here Thar Be Monsters by Profound Yaoi
Soon, it was time for him to get ready for his date with Lupin. It's not a date! God, you've been gay for an hour and you're already reading too much into things like this!
-Spencer Reid in Here Thar Be Monsters by Profound Yaoi
"Thank you," said Remus in his soft voice, again.
"Well, you've taken an interest in a case that has affected so many lives. You're obviously very good at what you do, so for you to take an interest in something like this is very fortunate for the people involved. Which includes me. And… I guess I'm just grateful." It was his turn to shrug self-consciously. Spencer thought it was adorable. He had an urge to wrap his arms around Lupin and hold him tight. But he pushed that aside. The man was driving.
-Spencer Reid and Remus Lupin from Here Thar Be Monsters. Weird pairing, I know, but it's a well written story, although kinda perverted...but not in a (too) bad way
Bill: The tequila was involved; get off me!
- Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engval on Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Carmen: Do you know how many times has our trust been broken when our country goes for resources that a lot of other guys have already tapped?
- Debate - with cleverly hidden innuendos on how Jason cheated on Carmen and them getting back together - between George, Jason, and Carmen, Episode 67 Season 4, Prescription for Trouble
"Toilet papering when your 33 is so much better than when you're 16. You know when the cops come and all of the kids run away? I could just pretend like it's my yard...It's also the perfect opportunity to yell at the cops without getting in trouble...'You want to write me a slip? You see the address! Write me two!'"
- some guy from Comedy Central Presents, pretty funny!
Yugi: Bakura, your ring is acting really weird!
-Yugioh The Abridged Series Episode 11
Yugi: Hey look, it's a helicopter!
-Yugioh The Abridged Series Episode 11
Seto: Pegasus gave the child some instructions, and in just one turn, Bandit Keith had lost. Who would have thought that a child could win a child's game!
-Yugioh The Abridged Series Episode 11
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius.
The Russians used a pencil.
from www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11043.html I love America and all that, but I thought it was hilarious, because it could totally happen!
Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?
-Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Linus: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Linus: Hey, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?
Tess: (while trying to get through a crowd of fans thinking she's Julia Roberts) How is this going to get Danny out?
Molly: I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did - in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you.
-Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Linus: (on the phone with Danny) The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed. (looks around as black cars drive in a circle around the median he's standing on)
-Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
All quotes found on IMDB.com, and all of them do NOT belong to me. They belong to whoever owns the Ocean's Movies.
Linus Caldwell is officially my favorite character of the Ocean's Trilogy. He's so adorkable! And hot, with Matt Damon playing him and all. If anyone can find me some really good Linus/Rusty, Linus/Danny, or Linus/Rusty/Danny, or any really good slash with Linus/anyone else, I would really appreciate it!
Dean: I said shut up! (he swipes at the glass on the counter and it goes flying. It smashes onto the floor. Sam and John stop fighting and stare at one another. Dean looks at Sam.) Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother.
-Supernatural: S2E1, In My Time of Dying
Dean: OK... but you see, there's something about me you don't know.
Dean: Alright! Alright. Take it easy...think fast! (tosses Bela the rabbit's foot and she catches it)
-Supernatural: S3E3, Bad Day at Black Rock
Bela: Really, Sam, I'd expect the attitude from him (nodding toward Dean). But you?
Dean: (glaring at Bela) Can I shoot her?
Dean: (comes down the stairs, looking freaking smexy in a suit, and Bela breathes out a surprised breath.)Alright, get it out. I look ridiculous!
Sam: (on Gertrude, an old lady with wandering hands) How long do you expect me to entertain my date?
-Supernatural: S3E6, Red Sky at Morning
Chuck: (sees a guy get up from the back to leave. Chuck stands) Uh, uh, excuse me; you really can't leave. Please sir. (guy puts his hand on the door handle) Don't open that door! (the guys continues to open it. Little kid appears and smiles evilly, brandishing a knife. Guy backs up, and Chuck appears out of nowhere and slashes the ghost in the head with the mic stand. Chuck closes the door and turns back to the shocked cosplayers and fans) I said no one leaves, damn it! Now somebody salt this door!
Sam: Chuck, look, if you want to publish more books, then I guess that's okay with us.
Supernatural: S5E9, The Real Ghostbusters
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
He's/She's my best friend. Break his/her heart, and I'll break your face.
- the above copied from One Must Wonder's profile.
"'I love you!' No you don't, bitch, you love cupcakes and ponies!"
-Steve Byrne, comedian on Comedy Central
I love pretty much any yaoi pairing in any anime, and you can pretty much get to like any yaoi pairing, as long as the story's good. I'm not very picky. My fave animes and cartoons are naruto, xiaolin showdown, yugioh (the yamis are SO HOTT!! and i love egypt), hands off!; black sun, silver moon (new. only one volume so far in the us!), and genju no seiza (new but not very. there are 2 volumes-that i know of), and inuyasha. Expect me to write (well try to) yugioh stories and xiaolin showdown stories and inuyasha stories. Maybe some other animes, mangas, or cartoons. HAVE FUN!
Recently, I have fallen in love with the anime called kuroshitsuji, or the black butler. I have also fallen in love five different pairings from it. they are sebastian/grell, grell/will, grell/undertaker, and - the only het pairings in the bunch - meilin(a.k.a meirin or maylene)/sebastian and elizabeth/ciel. If anyone knows any good fanfictions with these pairings, please, let me know. I would be very grateful!
I also want to say that hurting other people because of who/what they are is just freaking wrong! So I decided I would put these things here to show my support, which I got from Jupiter13's profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grew suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I also got the below sentences from her profile, and i though it was pretty funny.
The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun' marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
Once again, these reasons were copied from Jupiter 13's profile, and are not my own. I just thought they were pretty funny. Oh, and if you're a Jou/Kaiba fan from Yu-Gi-Oh!, then go read her (his?) story, Dragon's Kiss. It's awesome!
If you just think that the kids should just give the bunny the freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
if you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
I got this from Flying With a Broken Wing's profile. Her quotes are freakin' hilarious! You should soooo go read them.
Disclaimer: i do not own anything! all animes, movies, comics, etc. belong to their respective owners. if did own anything, do you think that i would be here writing about it? NOPE! i would be at home buying manga online with the loads of cash that i would have if i did own something.
I got this from Silver Hunteress's profile, and it is sooo true now that think about it! Also, I totally agree with the comment at the end.
The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
These stererotypes come from UnratedCrimsonBlood's profile. NOT MINE. Repeat: NOT MINE! I just strongly disagree with them...UCB's comments for them are hilaious or very true. You should go check it out. Also edited for language.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
Watch out or the sarcasm will bite you!
~98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.~
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!
I just uploaded my first lemon! hope you enjoy!
Stories that plan to publish:
Flowers Bloom: Sakura falls farther and farther into depression as her teammates leave her behind. Sasuke left for Orochimaru, Naruto left to train, and Kakashi became an ANBU again to avoid the males' absences. Finally, she has had enough, and decides to leave Konoha herself. She arrives at Kirigakure, the Land Hidden in the Mist. There, she begins her new life. While she is gone, the boys have returned, and have gone down the rough path of forgiveness and even love. Just as their relationship takes a rocky start, Sakura returns, beaten and bruised, yet stronger than ever. They strive to include her in their relationship, and bring her out of her shell, but the past is too raw for her to give in too easily. However, they only have two weeks to bring her into their arms before she must return to Kirigakure. Will they succeed, or will their blooming flower be lost to them forever? SasuSakuNaru threesome! Won't have a lemon, unless you guys tell me you really want me to. Don't like, don't read!
Conspiring For Love: Ryou has fallen in love with his best friend, Malik Ishtar, and two college students, Bakura Touzoku and Marik Ishtal (Don't ask!). The problem? They are all in love with each other. He keeps his feelings in, however, so as not to disturb or upset them. Little does Ryou know that the three men want him too, and will do anything to have him. When he is invited over to a sleepover, the men begin their mission to bring their angel into their bed. Operation Seduction has begun! Not a very long...only four or five chapters planned. Conspireshipping (hence the name!) BMMR Definitely yaoi, definitely will have a lemon; Don't like, don't read!
Alright, due to interviews and constructive criticism from a reader, I am going to edit Fragile Beauty so that it has more of a back story.
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