YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
7.) You consider safe driving qualities to be texting your BFF while eating.
8. You use LOL in everyday conversations.
10.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
11.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
12.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
13.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
14.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
(not mine but i liked it)
stuff I found and liked :
"And on the eighth day God said, 'Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!'" ~Author Unknown
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." ~Douglas Adams