OmoMeowth
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Joined 08-26-07, id: 1361566, Profile Updated: 05-22-12
Author has written 14 stories for Bittersweet Candy Bowl, and Pokémon.

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Religion: Agnostic Nihilist

A few of my stories contain Omorashi related content, so please bear that in mind. Anything that contains explicit omorashi content that I feel is not suitable for this site will be posted else where. If you are interested in this kind of thing, please do not hesitate to send me a message and I will gladly give you a link. I will not supply it in this description though.

Thank you and please enjoy my stories. Your compliments and criticisms are very much appreciated.

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Sango's Christmas by starfirej23 reviews
Sango wakes up on christmas morning to find that kagome has found an interesing present to give her.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
Ladybugs by TuffMuffin reviews
Tenten has a weird allergy that Neji isn't to happy about... CHAP. 16: Akatsuki's "preparing for the battle" ritual is... a little strange...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Eavesdropping Issues by InuYoukaiKiyo reviews
When Kagome's Mother goes to ask Kagome and InuYasha what they want for lunch, she hears some very interesting things. Hilarity ensues. !: Mature/Sexual content, but no real citrus. If you appreciate humor, then this innuendo!fic is for you! Enjoy! InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Little Brat by blueeyedInali reviews
What happens when Kisame and Itachi are forced to be the bodyguards of a demon child? Pure chaos! Poor Kisame, and Itachi....They never stood a chance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Kramer, the series: Pilot by jbidderman2008 reviews
Kramer finds himself on his own show. He scores a teaching gig in Harlem. I am currently working on the script, so in the meantime, here is a summary of it.
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008
Neji's Summer Gift by Sinclair San Tonava reviews
It's the begging of Summer for the kids in Konoha, and Tenten has a gift for Neji: a kitten! How will the Hyuuga take on a kitten? How will others react? Find out now!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,833 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
In Dreams by InuAtashi reviews
Kagome has a rather 'enjoyable' dream about a certain Taiyoukai that doesn't go unnoticed by InuYasha. What will happen next & how will it affect the group & their search for the last shards?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
NejiTen by Teera-Chan reviews
Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. Anyways Tenten forgets to pute her hair up, the guys go gaga, the girls get jealous, and Tenten's in for a long day! I don't own Naruto! Please read! T just to be safe although it's probably more of a K....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Summer Day The Hyuga Plays by Gabbyrella reviews
Tenten pressed herself against Neji and coiled her arms around his waist. “You are warm.” She muttered, shivering pleasantly. “Who knew the human popsicle can feel soooo warm? ACHOO!” Neji blushed furiously in response. NejixTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Operation Dare: Seduce Hyuuga Neji by stardust1173 reviews
Five bored friends leads to an interesting dare. How will the week long exploit end and what will become of our dear Neji? NejiOC mild mild hints of NejiTenten. Cursing throughout. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
The Horrors of Having a Kunoichi Girlfriend by stardust1173 reviews
Oneshot OC's but Naruto based and with Naruto references. What happens when Joe is late coming home again to his pissed kunoichi girlfriend Jen who has spent the day sharpening her various weapons? T for language and my weird sense of humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Sugar Rush by Jackal Intern reviews
[NejiTen]Why Neji hates sweets...Or rather, isn't allowed to have any.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
All I did was brush my teeth! by accented reviews
The Hyuuga clan has certain rules one must follow. If one fails to comply, they are risking everything. Everything being one's longtime crush, voice of reason, and...sanitary habits? NejiTen OneShot. Tenten POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Party Drinks and Powdered Sugar by UntappedChaos reviews
Hyper Neji, plus freaked out Tenten equals havoc on it's own. But then multiply by jealous Sasuke and fears of rumors, subtract a shirt and add a kiss. Can you believe how far a little party drink will go?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
00:05:43 by vincey reviews
i am itachi and i feel like pointing out a few small things. Flame if you want i don't care, vincey will though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Turn to a Chibi by XFH12147 reviews
Neji returns from a mission to wake up the next morning in his six year old body. What is he to do when every girl is trying to hug him? Is there any way for him to turn back? Tenten will help. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fighting The Inevitable by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Neji Hyuuga never loses. Well... almost never. But to his hormones? Never. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Why Cry? by vincey reviews
Neji and Lee are crying. Oneshot. Very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Bouncy Rubber Ball by vincey reviews
Neji finds a rubber ball I'm not really much in summarizing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Here Let Me Help You 2 by XFH12147 reviews
My eyes opened this time to a hand held out and a smile. I wasn’t sure of what she wanted me to do. ”You helped me before to gather my weapons, now it’s my turn to return the favor. Here let me help you too.” NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Crying Game by Vampire Toy reviews
When Neji has to find Sakura after she ‘got lost’ he finds that being lost is the last thing either of them has to worry about Childhood onshot Well, you wanted it so here’s a follow up to ‘The Poking Game’
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2005
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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An Emotional Addiction reviews
Augustus is a bitch and wants to bang Daisy. Will he succeed?
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Daisy, Augustus
Farmer in the City reviews
Paulo mercilessly beats Lucy with his genitals.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Lucy, Paulo
Serpents of the Eternal Sands Bathed in the Blood of the Ancients reviews
PauloXDaisy commission. One-shot. Fairly short.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Daisy, Paulo
Night Walking Terror reviews
Amaya. Rape.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Complete
The Bird and The Baby reviews
Two requests combined into one story. "Amaya" and "Murder."
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Michael - Complete
Thunderstruck reviews
MikeXHaley.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Michael - Complete
Predicting the Future reviews
My predication of what will happen after the volume two preview chapter. Oneshot, paid commission.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Lucy - Complete
Autumn Leaves reviews
Two members of the female cast get raped.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Lucy, Jasmine
Max and Boston reviews
This is a story about a trainer and his Pokemon. It exposes the predictable and flawed nature of humans through Max and Boston's unique relationship, and shows just how unkind a Pokemon world can be. It takes place in a much more dangerous world than the series or games.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Avalanche reviews
Has Mike's entire life been a lie? As he questions his relationship with Sandy, he begins to wonder what it is he truly wants and who he is. Can he find happiness? Or will he forever live in the shadow of his doubt and fear?
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Michael, Paulo
Curvaceous Catburator reviews
Lucy gets into a car accident, and the only way for her to survive turns out to be the most ironic of fates. Rating is subject to change.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Lucy, Michael
Halloween reviews
The male cast gets trapped in the school. Things get intense. Mild language and sexual theme. Don't read this. It is terrible.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Michael, Paulo - Complete
Friends Forever reviews
After receiving some life changing news, Mike's outlook on the world around him changes significantly. This is the story of how he questions everything he once thought was true, and the measures he is willing to take to maintain his self-respect.
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Michael, Lucy - Complete
No Moment is Purrfect reviews
After receiving some terrible news, Mike finds himself a depressed shell of a person. There is only one person who can cheer him up, but the real question is how far is she willing to go to do it?
Bittersweet Candy Bowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Michael, Lucy - Complete