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My name is Calista, but my friends call me Kay. I'm 13 going on 14 and I love, love, love Twilight. I was the first to read it in my school. I am Team Switzerland, BUT Jacob can be a real ass some times and I wish he would just fall down a well and die. I'm not crazy...I just have alot going on in my head. lol I am very hyper some time, usually i'm up til the suncomes up, im nocturmnal! My parents don't like that very much though. I love hanging with my friends... and my boyfriend. Yes, to those who no me, it was a shocker to u that i could get a guy, well all i have to say to those people is screw you. To every one else, Luve me or hate me, I dont care. Im just here for some fun. So if you have any good stories, send my a message an ill look at it, other than that, im gonna go actually read what I started so bii ppls.:D..
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
2) Squirrel or Chipmunk?
3)Twilight or Vampire Kisses?
4) Have you read "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?
5) What is the square root of pi times the volume of Jupiter?
Do I look like i would even care.
6) What starts with 'F' and ends with 'UCK'?
My fav word :)
7) Spell your name backwards.
atsilac( That looks really weird?)
8) Green and Leafy goes to Brown and Crispy as to Alice and Jasper goes to ...?
Bella and Edward
9) Have you reviewed "What You Don't Know" by Zafrina04?
Like I saide before, is it even good??
10) Do you have siblings?
yes, 6 of them actually. They can get really annoying sumtimes.
11) Favorite subject in school?
12) Guyfriend? Galfriend?
13) My friends call my crush an EW. Do you have an EW?
14) Is your room clean?
15)QUICK!! 3 nouns!
16) Favorite breakfast food?
17) Favorite piece of Jewelry?
18) Lunch or Breakfast?
19) Edward Cullen? Jasper Hale? Emmett Cullen?
20) Reading a book or writing a book?
21) Pigtails or Braids?
22) Short hair or long hair? (on guys and girls)
shaggy on guys
23) Pen or pencil?
24) Polka dots or stripes?
25) What is your favorite kind of music?
26) Who is your favorite singer?
id have 1
27) What is your favorite song?
Waking up in vegas- Kate Perry
28) Did you like this questionnaire?
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up and sit down ( so true, so true)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. LOL
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls
Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected (that is so true)
this is this cat
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you were ever called a 'Morning Person' and you killed/hit/spit on them copy and paste this on your pro.
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
If you think twilightcuties profile is to long paste this on your profile.
GO TO HELL SHOTS! If you HATE shots (needles), copy and paste in your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile
TEAM CULLEN - NOT JACOB !! HE DOESN'T SPARKLE !!
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. ( I think I have, but I was zoned out,so time means nothing to me)
-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile(i'm not the only one)
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs (lmao)
-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.
-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I do not deny everything.
-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.
-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
-I'm not short I'm fun sized. like alice
-Love me or hate me personally I could care less because if u hate me i'll hate u.
-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me
-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. ( and you yell STALKER when his gf is around) ( ethier that or yell your bf is cheating on you)
-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
-"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
-"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling!"
-LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
-A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.
-"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
-Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
-If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
-When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?
-What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
-If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
-If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
-If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
-How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
-Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
-When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
-We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
-"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."
-When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
-"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
-If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
-He who laughs last didn't get it.
-when a guy tells u “girl, you must be a thief because you just stole my heart” reply by kindly telling him “I only steal valuable things”
. It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach over and bitch lap thw moron who made you frown
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.
Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
15 Things to do when your in A shopping center
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
One for the Girls!!
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
As sad as it was.New Moon
How long did it take you to read the books?
Twilight- 2 day
New Moon-1 day
Eclipse- 3 days
Breaking Dawn- 12 hours
Who introduced you to the books?
I found them through my friend...The Interent
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
i bought them all
What's your dream ending to the series?
Bella an edward together an jacob w/ leah( Hopefully, we'll all c the day they jump off the cliff together.)
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
“Life Sucks then you die, yea, I should be so lucky.”-Jacob, Breaking Dawn
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
When they are back together in New Moon, after the voultria, wen she thinks she's dreaming
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When Bella finds out that Jacob imprinted on Reneesme and she went after him. hehehe (that was sooo funny. I actually stopped reading and spent a good five minutes laughing.)
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
When Alice is playing 'Barbie Bella'
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When the Volturi idiots came for Renesmee ,no one actually fought (uunfortinantly) but still its my fav
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yes, y wouldn't they be??
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun ( breaking dawn's already out and over with)
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Breaking Dawn ( the movie was a slight disappointment)
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward ( he sparkles)
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
How did you first find out about the movie?
I am Obssed With Twilight, the secong they said they were making a movie, I knew.
Are you excited?
Yes. ( its out already though...)
What do you think of the casting so far?
like I said before, the movies already out, but i loved the casting.
Are you going to go see it?
I already did!
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
With all my friends, DUH
Emmett's the strongest.
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous
Emmett Cullen: Stronger than you since 1916.
Rosale Hale: Better than you since 1916.
Jasper Hale: Charming ladies since 1843.
Alice Cullen: Quicker than you since 1901.
Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901.
Bella Swan/Cullen: B.D SPOILER!! Even though she's a vamp... Clumsier than you will ever be since 1990
Renesmee Cullen: More special than you since 2008... Even though some people view her as a demon child who nearly ripped Bella to pieces...
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя HOT
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
.: There's three ways to do things:.
I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,
Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,
Redheads are smart,
Blondes think they're cool,
Well think again,
'Cause BRUNETTES rule!
Losers stare make a fuss.
Just one question-
Roses are red
WhEn i WaLk By Ur AsKiN Ur Boy,
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Guy's point of view
We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
I thougt this was really sweet
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
1. Your reading my comment
This poem is really sad so be prepared...
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!