Bixby the Footling Bat
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Joined 08-26-07, id: 1361807, Profile Updated: 10-08-09
Author has written 1 story for Sherlock Holmes.

"They plunged through heavy walls of sound, mountains of archaic thought, valleys of mood music, bad shoe sessions and footling bats..." — The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Name: Bixby the Footling Bat, or Bixby or Bix for short

Age: Twenty-four

Gender: Female

Interests: Old books, eighties movies, writing, singing in the car, Sherlock Holmes, cooking, making fun of myself, England, weird or unlovable animals, Jeeves and Wooster, video games, science, long words, Douglas Adams, classical music, reading the dictionary, making people laugh

Let's see, what's new? I'll tell you what's new: I actually updated! I feel like an absolute schmuck for ignoring my story for so long, especially as there were people who were actually enjoying it. As you probably guessed — sorry, deduced — I couldn't ignore it completely. It haunted me, much like Holmes himself might, nagging me to get over myself and write already. Sure, I could try and deceive myself into thinking I had more important things to do, but when you come right down to it, writing is who I am. It may not be my job, but it's my life.

So there you have it! As always, I owe everything to the incredibly kind readers who review my work. There is nothing like that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you realize that maybe your writing is making someone's day. Or at the very least, their hour.

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Stained Glass Rose by ASillyDreamer reviews
Quasimodo falls for a young woman who is the niece of a very prominent widow, visiting Paris so that she might marry her daughter off to an arrogant prince who is in the city looking for a wife. QuasiXOC This fic is based off of the Disney movie.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,826 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Quasimodo
Return to Paris by xAndarielx reviews
Meg returns to Paris five years later and falls under Erik's spell, but someone else wishes to tear them apart. Can love be found again beneath the Opera House? EM.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,529 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry
Lantern Burning Bright by Acacia24 reviews
Agnes could see the glow of a burning lantern when she looked up at the north tower. It was like a star against the dark sky. She knew then that the bell ringer was waiting for her. Warning: There are several violent scenes. Might change to M.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010
Foundling Child by Renarde Rouge reviews
Quasimodo went to Montfaucon to die. He didn't count on being saved by a simple peasant girl. And he certainly never expected to find a reason to live. Novel-based with a dash of Disney.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Quasimodo
The Particular Problem of Postern Prison by Westron Wynde reviews
Pride takes a fall when young Mr Holmes accepts a challenge from the Yard in another of his early cases. With his career in the balance, can he right old wrongs, renew past alliances and stay alive in the notorious Postern Prison? Seq to Chiro. COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,912 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Unexpected Song by LadyBastet92 reviews
Belle wasn't expecting someone like him. Quasimodo never thought to find someone like her. But when these two outcasts meet, they will realize how beautiful an unexpected song can be. HoND/BatB crossover. Belle/Quasimodo. Three-shot.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Quasimodo
Therein Lies Impossibility, Astrid:Season Two by LoyalistEternal reviews
The impossible, the unbelievable, and the unthinkable happen on a daily basis for Walter Bishop and Astrid Farnsworth. Their views on what they encounter, whether it be Fringe Science or a perfect root beer float, in no particular order. lite!Walstrid
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Astrid F., Walter B.
Twilight Maze by Tristan-the-Dreamer reviews
A really weird, depressing and melancholy agefic. Enjoy?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
The Abominable Affair of the Charming Chiromancer by Westron Wynde reviews
Mycroft gives Sherlock Holmes another of his early cases, investigating a fraudulent palmist called Ricoletti. But with stolen jewels and mysterious deaths, what should be a simple case becomes very deadly indeed! Sequel to Tankerville Leopard. COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,168 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Secret Life of Misery by Lady Duck reviews
Dr. Watson was left by Sherlock Holmes to try and live for three years without any real knowledge of what happened to his friend. When Holmes finally comes back, Watson is not only happy, but hurt as well. Takes place right after EMPT!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Therein Lies Impossibility, Astrid:Season One by LoyalistEternal reviews
What exactly is impossible? In the world of Fringe Science, nothing is truly off limits. Different views of the world according to Walter and Astrid's daily lives, in no particular order. A handful of awkward comments, and we’re ready to go!
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,321 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Walter B., Astrid F. - Complete
The Mystery of the Tankerville Leopard by Westron Wynde reviews
A man allegedly mauled by a stuffed leopard in an exclusive club in the centre of London gives a young Sherlock Holmes another of his early cases - and a good deal more trouble than he bargained for! Sequel to Prestidigitator's Python! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
The Curious Case of the Prestidigitator's Python by Westron Wynde reviews
Sherlock Holmes relates one of his early cases concerning the death of a famous magician, where his investigation took him deep into the heart of the bright and bawdy world of the Music Hall, to meet with the most unusual of perils! COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,686 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
By Any Other Name by Westron Wynde reviews
What's in a name? A great deal if your friend has a mysterious initial and won't reveal what it stands for. A short story about middle names, in response to KCS's writing prompt. COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Case of the Adventure without a Title by Westron Wynde reviews
The title, Watson, that should set the scene immediately, said Holmes, which is all very well if one can think of something that is both appropriate and inoffensive, but the facts of this case proved to be neither. A silly & slightly cheeky one-shot!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Affair of the Lincolnshire Sausage by Westron Wynde reviews
It's another Holmes & Watson breakfast story. With sausages. And why Holmes doesn't eat much for breakfast. Silly but fun. And it's a one-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
The Girl by Chewing Gum reviews
Drabble Series: Poor Mycroft cringes at change, but all of a sudden he is handed a promotion, a house, and a wife. Now he has a sweet but rather dull girl on his hands and in his bed, and Sherlock seems determined to get himself killed...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
The Night Out by The Sketchywallflowr reviews
Somehow or another, Elliot has been tricked into going out tonight with the janitor. But as bad as she expects it to be, she isn't quite prepared for what's in store.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
The Real Decoy by coldangel omega reviews
A deadly brush with an alien warship during a topsecret mission pushes Fry and Leela closer together than ever before.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
A Tranquil Diversion by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Valentine's Day by Estrella reviews
Just when you think everything is calm at last, Jack finds something new and takes charge of it fast. This day of love is not what it seems. Within, the Pumpkin King finds another nightmare instead of pleasant dreams.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,936 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Complete
The Light of Pure Reason reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sherlock Holmes