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Joined 08-26-07, id: 1361853, Profile Updated: 02-03-14
Author has written 25 stories for Ring/Ringu, X-overs, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Twilight, Back to the Future, Carrie, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Sleepy Hollow, Secret Window, Lord of the Rings, and Ghost Ship.

Real name: Just call me Tatertard.

Basic personality: An angry black woman trapped in the body of a nerdy white girl. Does not take shit from ANYBODY.

Favorite movies

A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Back to the Future Trilogy, Twilight saga, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Pitch Perfect, Titanic, The Conjuring, The Heat

Favorite books

A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket), Poseur (Rachel Maude), Speak; Fever 1793; Catalyst; (Laurie Halse Anderson), Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer), Carrie; Everything's Eventual; Skeleton Crew; Misery; Cujo (Stephen King), Lord of the Rings (JRR Tolkien)

Quotes

"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver."-unknown

"Whoever said nothing was impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door." -unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." -unknown

"I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly... I just sold 'em on Ebay." -unknown

"Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are related to us?" -Klaus Baudelaire

"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."-unknown

"Lost in thought. Send a search party."-T-shirt I saw somewhere

"Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it." -unknown

"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own." -unknown

"You're unique, just like everyone else." -unknown

"Boys are like books. The good ones are taken, and all the bad ones are full of nonsense." -Me

"Either the curtains go or I go!"-Oscar Wilde

"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine."- Jim Carrey

"Natural blonde; Please speak slowly." -T shirt

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." -James Thurber

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." -Homer Simpson

"Life goes pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller

"Our journey through time has taken a most excellent turn!" -Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"I don't obsess! I think intensely." -unknown

"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside." -unknown

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -unknown

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'" -unknown

"Love is a battlefield. Have a weapon ready." -Me

"Unless life hands you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck." -unknown

"Life sucks, and then you die." -unknown

"This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?" -Colette, The Slippery Slope

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." -John Adams

"You shall always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" -Jack Sparrow

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -Gandalf the Gray

"Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." -Samwise Gamgee

Copy these into your profile if they apply to you.

If you know someone (or several someones) who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

You can't understand the Bible without the Holy Spirit.

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Jesus is the one I serve. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today... Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says, "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for!!

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.

Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

If you are annoyed by people who misinterpret innocent statements in your profile to mean that you are making fun of them, so they go try to be martyrs by posting their annoyance at you in review form to one of your stories when nobody but them seems to have an issue with it, copy this and put it in your profile.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist...)

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

No, I won't go to hell! Satan has a restraining order against me.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Chuck Norris believes in God.

About my fics

My stories will be weird and abstract. Get an appreciation for abstract art before you read them.

Do not ask me to bash things in my writing if it is a requested fic.

Constructive criticism of my fics is fine, but as long as it's civilized. Think before you review. As for flames, well... All I have to say is this: Bring it on. Let's see how theatrical you can get.

I'm not necessarily a Legiel or Kiliel shipper. However, I don't mind them. When done right, they can be pretty cute.

Any questions? Glad we understand each other.

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Burned by Nada1224 reviews
Elsa was certain Anna hadn't been born with magic of any kind, so why was it that her sister was suddenly able to do so? And did it really have to be fire?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,137 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 3/12 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
A bitter poison by jade254 reviews
It's Anna's birthday and Elsa wants to make sure her sister has the best time ever. However it seems someone from their past does not. Yes Hans is back in Arendelle and he has managed to poison Anna leaving her near death. He will offer the antidote but only in exchange for Elsa's hand in marriage. Rated T (AnnaxKristoff) (ElsaxHans)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/24 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
The Cold Can't Do Everything by The One Named MoonLight reviews
(Title subjected to change) One cold, blizzard night, a bundle was found at the castle's gates; however, no one ever expected to find such a thing in it. What is Elsa and Anna to do?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,579 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/25 - Elsa, Anna
Carrie: Awakening by Tricia1985 reviews
A look at some of what happened leading up to and following the prom tragedy with additional emphasis on the supporting characters and events only briefly covered in the book/movies. The prologue/intoduction is kind of a begins with the end sort of thing. All rights belong to Stephen King/Brian DePalma etc.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,088 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/17/2013
I Heard It Through the Grapevine(of Delicious Mirkwood Wine…) by Lasgalendil reviews
On women, tropes, and the thrice-dreaded supernatural interspecies love triangle. Rumors of a certain movie and fanfics have reached Middle-earth and characters are not amused. Can Tauriel convince the canon that their reasons for hating her are wrong? Legolas laments, Tauriel teaches, and Gimli…Gimli is just Gimli. (Elessar's General Warning: meta fics may contain strong satire.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Legolas G., Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Hobbits, Hovercrafts and Headaches (Part 2) by snake eyes and sissies reviews
Part 2 of Hobbits, Hovercrafts and Headaches - an mpreg story featuring various Johnny Depp characters. It's also the sequel to St. Joseph's Shelter for Men. Again, it's mpreg. You've been warned.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/20
Marriage is Just an Adventure into Madness by Starlight623 reviews
"Someone once told me that marriage is, simply put, just an adventure into madness. They didn't realize just how right they were." A series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between Alice and Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 132,323 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Celeborn's Guide to Middle Earth by Archet reviews
Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/19/2012
Thawed by MoreThanJustTheSpare reviews
Two months after the everlasting winter, Anna and Elsa are as tight as a knot. But when Elsa gets a strange birthday present, she feels different. Her powers go out go control and all of her worst fears start to come back and not even her sister can save her.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/2 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC - Complete
The Five Times Kristoff Wanted to Kiss Anna - and the One Time He Did by Raven's Wing reviews
There were five times that Kristoff wanted to kiss Anna, all for different reasons, but there was only one time that he did. [set throughout the course of the movie.]
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/26 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Race against the time by mjg43 reviews
After an argument with his father, Legolas runs away from Mirkwood and finds Elladan, Elrohir and Estel. But when Legolas is shot by an poisoned arrow they have to find a cure for him which is in Isengard. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 54,132 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Let It Go: Tone-Deaf Edition! by FrozenFanatic23 reviews
If you absolutely love Let it Go but can't carry a tune to save your life, this is for you! Short passage: It's time to see what I can do/To test your patience and headphones/I know I'm off key but I don't care/I'm free. Yeah, I had a ton of fun writing this so I hope you like it! I'm thinking of a sequel, maybe an entire Frozen: Tone-Deaf soundtrack?
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26
The Hobbit and The Snow Queen by moviedragon009 reviews
After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?
Crossover - Hobbit & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,093 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/8 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Thorin, Elsa - Complete
Binding Souls by CrystalG1 reviews
Thanks to everyone who has asked to repost this story. Bella is prepared to defend her daughter against the Volturi at the end of BD. What happens when someone she loves most betrays her and Renessmee? What if she finds herself and Renesmee bound to a certain Snowy Haired Volturi King?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,169 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Caius, Bella - Complete
Sexy Beastie OVERLOAD! by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
A fan-girls teleportation gone wrong . . . or right? Join May and Lucy as they each get sucked into their favorite movies . . . and eventually draw the two movies together. When these two worlds collide, Lord help us all! By Lindsey and Marie
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Tales of the Woodland Realm by Aranel Mereneth reviews
A series of one-shots (drabbles?) pertaining to the lives of the elves of the Woodland Realm and the friendships they make. Featuring Thranduil, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, cats, horses, balrogs and sensible OC's. (A kind of companion piece to my prior fics: Home, A Tale to Tell, Road Goes Ever On & On).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,346 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Race to Save by RegulusBlackIsAHero reviews
Tauriel knew that Legolas would never let go of his weapons, so when she searches for him after healing Kili, she knows something terrible has happened. She learns Legolas is being taken to Dol Guldur and the unspeakable is occurring on the pathway there. Can she, with the help of a few grateful dwarves,find him and rescue him before Legolas is lost? Spoilers: Desolation of Smaug
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,284 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Tauriel, Legolas G., Kili, Dark Lord Sauron
Taken by Vija-Thorn reviews
What if the fight Legolas had with Bolg at the end of Desolation of smaug went down differently. Legolas gets captured and is under threat of torture. Tauriel has to save him before it's to late. Practice for my next fic.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,461 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Legolas G., Tauriel, Fili, The Elven King of Mirkwood
Sixteen Ways to Annoy the Hobbits by The Sherlocked Phan of Bag End reviews
Who knew there were so many different ways to irritate the hobbits? Including singing "heigh-ho" whenever they go past, calling them adorable all the time, and telling them they could do without second breakfast because they're too fat anyway. A collection of ficlets approximately 300-400 words apiece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Faramir's Question by Goldie Gamgee reviews
A certain elf is visiting the Shire, and young Faramir Took has a rather awkward question for him… Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Peregrin T., Legolas, Diamond T. - Complete
Royals by Sookie Starchild reviews
Legolas is a straight-laced EBI agent. Gimli is an uncontrollable hurricane of justice working with the Dale PD. Can they find a way to work together to stop a drug lord known only as The Necromancer? Based on the film The Heat, done by request. Lots of profanity, vulgarisms, obscenities and fantastical racism.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,951 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Legolas, Gimli
Chasing the Light by DragonBabe12 reviews
One night on the beach, locked out of the palace, results in a long dramatic discussion of Legolas and Tauriel's relationship. Set just before Bilbo Baggins and the Dwarves are taken as prisoners in Mirkwood. LegolasXTauriel Oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5 - Legolas G., Tauriel - Complete
Touch of the palantir by Beautiful-Chaos-Girl
Aragorn and Pippin have been exposed to the touch of the personification of evil. Their wounds run deeper than any can see. how will they recover?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,848 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
A Visit to Rivendell by wingedthing1026 reviews
Little Legolas isn't very enthusiastic about visiting Elrond and Arwen with his father in Rivendell, but a new friend, Estel, may just brighten his experience. Comment? (Fully aware that ages are incorrect! I thought it'd be fun if they were the same age!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,203 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Light Among the Darkness by ShiraChan-Desu reviews
Many millennia ago, he had left Valinor and his kind to dwell in the world that is now almost entirely inhabited by Man. Alone, he seeks the tranquility to settle the ache of his heart through the people of this new, yet old world. But he didn't plan on discovering the existence of another type of Immortal. NO YAOI. Post-RotK; New Moon. Movie-based. No pairings (more than likely).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Legolas
Hobbits, Hovercrafts and Headaches (Part 1) by snake eyes and sissies reviews
Lots of Johnny Depp characters and mpreg. You've been warned. Sequel to our other story, St. Joseph's Shelter for Men.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
Aragorn's Slight Failings by Rosepoison reviews
Companion piece to Legolas Little Foibles. Now that our favorite elf has taken some hits, and had a few secrets exposed, it's Estel's time to share the blame. Hey, no one's pefect. Rated for blood and gore described in the first story, and a little in the second. Zero pairings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Kids! by VampireWannaBeXxxX reviews
Carlisle works at the local hospital, and Esme, at home, gets lonely! They think kids are the answer. What will Emmett, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, Bella and Alice get up to? All human! it is only rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,625 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Downfall by DevynQ reviews
Just a few moments in a series of terrifying episodes where Carrie loses control of her telekinetic powers as a young girl. She doesn't know what she's capable of yet, or why things seem to float into the air when her emotions overwhelm her, but what she does know is that this odd gift frightens her mother to the point of collapsing - and that's incentive enough to keep using it.
Carrie - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Chris H., Billy N., Carrie W. - Complete
Arnor High School by Red Pen Ninja reviews
Aragorn is student body president, Legolas is president of the nature club, Boromir is a haughty soccer player, Gimli wrestles, and the hobbits are freshmen. When their beloved principal is sacked, these unlikely friends must team up with an old guidance counselor and save their school from the forces of evil!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Aragorn
Legolas' Little Foibles by Rosepoison reviews
No one's perfect, including a certain platinum-blonde that some weird mix of warrior and elf prince. Here are just a few of his lessor qualities. (In story form, pure speculation.) No pairings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Aragorn, Frodo B., Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Bloody Rose by Lolita The Gothic reviews
Edward and Bella, along with the Cullens' return to Forks is short lived. Because things don't return to normal when Bella caught the interest of a twisted Volturi king. (Mature Content and explicit language)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,319 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Caius, Bella
Fellowship Ficlets by Nirette reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
Carrie's Day Off by Tricia1985 reviews
A quick look at Carrie on her day off and how she's treated by some of her peers. Takes place at the start of her Senior Year. Some insults and one swear word. Carrie et al belong to their respective owners (Stephen King, MGM etc)
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Complete
The Alternate Universe Twins by Broken-Rose-Thornesxoxo reviews
Legolas plus William Turner equals what? Chaos? Confusion? Hilarity? Carly and Sarah are about to find out. Of course the outside forces don't exactly help the cause, and what happens when this get really chaotic? Read and you may just find out. Enjoy my lovlies!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Legolas, Will T.
Fun Times of the Caribbean by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
A collection of stories of funny and awkward moments in the pirates' lives...stories will most likely be very short...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Teague, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Drinking Under the Stars by PikaGirl13 reviews
It's been 5 years since Frodo Left and When Pippin and Merry go out to have a drink together under the stars in a field where they spent some time together as children, they tell each other about how they miss their friends from the Fellowship and how much they want to be reunited with Frodo. Merry Comforts Pippin about his melancholy sadness and they spend a heartwarming moment.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Stone Between Trees by gideondorf reviews
Tauriel is Middle Earth's Rapunzel, at least according to Legolas. Legolas and Tauriel friendship
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Tauriel, Legolas G. - Complete
Firing Arrows into the Sunset by gideondorf reviews
Legolas has a discussion with Kili. One sided Kili/Tauriel, Legolas and Tauriel friendship. Based on that scene in Brave.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Tauriel, Kili, Legolas G. - Complete
Blue Eyes by dreamflower02 reviews
Three drabbles; Merry, Sam and Pippin think about Frodo's eyes. (Written in 2005 for the 20 rings Community.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Art Class by Tricia1985 reviews
A brief look at Carrie's day to day life at Ewen High before the prom massacre. Art class with Sue Snell. All rights belong to their respective creators (Mr King etc).
Carrie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Complete
Hide and Seek by Tochiotome-chan reviews
One-shot. When watching his children and his wife playing Hide and Seek, Aragorn suddenly remembered of his own Hide and Seek when he was a mere boy with a mysterious psycho girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Aragorn - Complete
What the Hale! by Mimidearr reviews
Jasper:"I'm Bored." Alice:"Me too." Jasper:"LETS DO SOMETHING RANDOM!" Alice:"YEAH! LIKE FUZZBUCKETS RANDOM!" : Alice and Jasper said it all. But if you didnt understand... This is random stuff the Cullens do in their free time... Fuzzbuckets random stuff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 24,733 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
In the eternal darkness of the deepest depths, one nameless terror stalks another. Sorta creepypasta-ish.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Gollum - Complete
Brothers In Arms by sazza-da-vampire reviews
Family Matters. Snapshots of the Fellowship, as they get to know one another. Includes Gandalf tricking Legolas into drinking too much wine, Aragorn eating a spider, Boromir and Legolas discovering they are not so different, Pippin being generally adorable and a case of the flu bringing Gimli and Legolas to an understanding
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Home Again? by RoseMaple reviews
The Baudelaire orphans have been adopted by a loving couple and finally start feeling at home. However, as they forget all their worries and troubles, they don't realize that Count Olaf is lurking in the dark, waiting for revenge and a fortune he could kill for... and already has.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Violet B., Klaus B., Sunny B.
Cheering Frodo by Chamelaucium reviews
When Bilbo leaves the Shire after his eleventy-first birthday, Frodo is left feeling lost and alone. Worried about him, Frodo's friends band together to help him feel better. Not slash, simply our favourite hobbits trying to cheer up their dear friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Testing of an Elf by Freddio507 reviews
Before caradhras, Frodo is kidnapped while on watch and imprisoned in a near by town. The fellowship make Legolas take part in the town's (only men) archery competition to win the money for his release. But it's not as simple as it seems. Nothing serious, a fun story. Involves Legolas fighting, drinking, smoking pipeweed and other light hearted moments with him and the fellowship :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Legolas - Complete
Mending What is Broken by weepingangel9578 reviews
During the fellowships stay in Lothlorien, Legolas is injured by someone that he thought was a friend. Can Aragorn heal him and bring him peace? WARNING: This is a dark story. it revolves around rape and there is an eventual character suicide. There is no slash intended in this, but the rape is male on male. [AU]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,174 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Haldir - Complete
An Unexpected Acceptance by AdiosCiaoCiao reviews
Hobbit AU with little Estel! A continuation of my other story 'An Unexpected Meeting.' It seems that Fíli and Kíli will get to spend more time with little Estel.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fili, Kili, Thorin
Well, It Started With the Cookie Jar by Anne Onymus reviews
Aragorn's mug/cookie jar breaks, Legolas and Gimli have snowball fights, Gandalf doesn't like video games, Boromir's ghost thinks he sees a rocket . . . Middle-earth seems to be going crazy. (My younger brother and sisters helped me with this. It shows.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Aragorn, Frodo B., Sauron, Legolas - Complete
The War Of Light And Shadow by Freddie23 reviews
In a world changed by the rising of power in Mordor, Legolas gets entrusted with the life of a young boy. But he gets more than he bargained for as he must fight for his own life, for Aragorn's life and for the very future of Middle Earth. AU. Not slash. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 83 - Words: 517,950 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Two Souls to Intertwine by Lady Lyanna of Erebor reviews
What if Elizabeth Swann was sent to another world, that world being Middle-Earth? Along the way, she joins the Fellowship on the quest to destroy the One Ring. How will she find her way back home to Will? slight AU implied Willabeth, Elizabeth/Legolas -currently rewriting-
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Legolas, Elizabeth S., Will T.
An Unexpected Meeting by AdiosCiaoCiao reviews
While in Rivendell, Fíli and Kíli have an unexpected meeting with the valley's youngest inhabitant. AU where Aragorn is still a young Estel living in Rivendell.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,882 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Fili, Kili, Thorin, Dis - Complete
Going too far by weepingangel9578 reviews
Elves are very tolerant beings, Legolas especially, but what happens when Gimli takes his insults a little too far and on none other than the anniversary of the worst day of Legolas' life. (First Lord of the Rings Story! Please be nice!) Rated for slight mentions of attempted suicide and mentions of death but no blood or gore, or anything bad like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Legolas - Complete
Legolas raises a new hope by Beautiful-Chaos-Girl reviews
Set after the quest is completed. Aragorn is de-aged and it's up to Legolas to look after him. Hilarity and exhaustion ensues! :) I promise story is better than summary! please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Pledge to Duty by anarithilien reviews
One-shot. Tolkien didn't say much about the first weeks of the Quest. This is a little gap-filler that shows the beginning bonds of friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Legolas, Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli - Complete
The Fears of a Prince by Minimatt reviews
Legolas feels unwanted. Thranduil doesn't show his love, and Legolas' brother isn't really helping him. Will the crown prince of Mirkwood manage to overcome his fears? Will he be able to stand up against his brother and his father? Futhermore, will the Crown Prince of Mirkwood ever be able to fulfill his duties? pre-WOTR, non-slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,263 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Legolas
The Catalyst by KJ Moon reviews
Distraught after their mother sets sail Elrohir and Elladan seek revenge hunting orcs refusing to return home. Their hunt for vengeance leads them far into Mirkwood, where with one of them injured they take refuge in Thranduil's halls, and meet a lonely elfling, Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,050 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Friends in Mirkwood by swfan101 reviews
After the escape of Thorin and Company from Mirkwood Tauriel feels as if Thranduil blames her. Can Legolas convince her otherwise? And can she come to terms with her past?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood, Thorin - Complete
Seaworthy by I'mAGeekNotANerd reviews
So, this is what I think would happen when Gimli and Legolas went to the Grey Havens together on a two day journey in a cramped boat. Of course they have bad luck, get on each others nerves, and push each other's limits. Humor/slight out of character story. Read and Review! Written for as a gift for a good friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
An Interesting Side to Tea by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
Hobbit riddles exchanged between John and Sherlock...what could possibly go wrong? By Marie
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Legolas & Eldarion: Escape by SivanShemesh reviews
King Elessar found out that locking Legolas and Eldarion was really not his best idea. Written for B2ME2013. Day 1. Story Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Eldarion - Complete
TheFellowship at Middle-Earth com by narniagirl11 reviews
After giving in to Aragorn's request, Gandalf installs internet in Middle Earth. And he realizes, though others do not, just how much fun - or trouble - will be caused. From Pippin's pranks to Gollum spamming, Middle Earth will be turned upside-down!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Gandalf, Peregrin T.
the Fellowship are CRAZY or never, EVER agree to babysit an elf by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE so, yeah, i know there about a bazillion and five stories where the LOTR characters show up randomly at someone's house, but the plot bunnies were restless and this was all i could think of...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
Taken by snake eyes and sissies reviews
Sweeney Todd and Anthony hope are kidnapped, and some sinister experiments are performed on them. They meet Ichabod Crane while in captivity. Contains mpreg, rape, and torture. You've been warned.
Crossover - Sleepy Hollow & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Comfort Between Friends by dreamflower02 reviews
In Minas Tirith, Legolas returns to the guesthouse to find Frodo suffering alone. (Written in 2006 for Febobe) Book-verse, one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Legolas, Frodo B. - Complete
Under the Weather by finallygirl12 reviews
Jack and his crew are sick. Just what is this illness and how did they get it though?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fourteen Days by snake eyes and sissies reviews
Hatter irritates a witch doctor and has to go through an accelerated pregnancy. Mpreg (obviously).
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
The After Life by Catchick10 reviews
When James, Victoria, Laurent and a few others died, they obviously went to hell. When they get in fights, they end up killing each other. But where is there to go after death in hell? They're about to find out. AU, OOC at times, rated T for langauge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - James, Victoria
No Big Deal, Hatter! by jjhatter reviews
Riddle me this: what would happen if you put pishsalver in a Mad Hatter's tea? R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Dormouse/Mallymkun, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
The story I never wanted by Aoibhinn reviews
I, Bella Swann, didn't get a happy ending. I got 500 years as an immortal and now they want me to escort a small person to destroy a ring of power. Why not? it's not like I'm doing much else with the rest of my eternity. B/OC, J/OC. NOT FOR EDWARD LOVERS.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,869 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Legolas, Bella
St Joseph's Shelter for Men by snake eyes and sissies reviews
The stories of several Johnny Depp characters living together. Contains mpreg. Forewarned is forearmed.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 123,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by H. K. Rissing reviews
AU, AH. The story of the Volturi before they were the Volturi, in modern day high school. Dealing with stupid teachers, dumb projects, enmity, jealousy, nerds, punks, romance, and too many clubs to name is all in a day's work.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Aro, Caius
Caius's Diary by Warriorcat890 reviews
Aro insists that the Volturi visit Forks so he can check in on his friend Carlisle, but Caius isn't having it! When Aro forces the coven to move into a dilapidated building so he can stalk his old flame, poor Caius is forced to resort to writing in his diary! Rated T for Caius's excessive, vulgar, and possibly offensive swearing... You've been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Caius
And You're My Madness by Storm's Silver reviews
Caius makes the mistake of falling in love with a twenty first century teenager and Athenodora's trip to Italy doesn't go according to plan. Caius/Athenodora AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Caius, Athenodora
Sweeney's Opportunity by JDeppIsMyLovely reviews
Mrs. Lovett finds Edward Scissorhands on the street and decides to take him home, but with revenge on his mind, will Sweeney have a different plan for this new arrival?
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sweeney T.
The Tainted Blood by KaraLinda reviews
Edward gets sick with the flu and no one knows how. Maybe 'M' in later chapters. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Start of Their Relationship by Charmingly-Evil reviews
Mrs. Lovett catches a stranger's eye. Sweeney is not happy about this. So he gets into a bar fight with the man. Seriously injured, Mrs. Lovett is left to care for him. This is the start of their relationship. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Bound to a Blackened Soul by Onwind reviews
A massive amount of serial killer newborns are preying closer to Forks. The good news: I'm with my beloved Edward Cullen. The bad news: To stop the newborns we have to unite with the Volturi and I have a feeling the Cullens are hiding something from me...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,094 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Unpredictable Future by nVaVnVa reviews
Princess Isabella is given Prince Edward as a slave when her father conquer's his home. Can Bella help Edward escape the torture of her court? And what will happen when he grows up and wants his throne back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,167 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sailor Boy by BeBopALula reviews
The adventures and trials of Anthony Hope, from his often-unhappy youth to his daring rescue of the killer Sweeney Todd to his troubled courtship of Johanna Barker. Warnings inside. Reviews are much appreciated.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,136 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
The Other Anthony by eekfrenzy reviews
Sweeney Todd had already gone through his Epiphany, and his 'special' barber chair was nearly ready. Then somebody else who had a plan for Judge Turpin showed up in his shop...and everything changed. Will Sweeney ever become a Demon Barber?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
Curiosity by Frodo's-Girl92 reviews
Bilbo Baggins looks after toddler Frodo Baggins for the day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
Stuck in an Elevator by learningtowrite1996 reviews
Jacob and Edward are stuck in an elevator together, and it just goes downhill from there. A series of arguements between Edward and Jacob. Caution, Breaking Dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Slenderman Bedtime story by murderousReprisal reviews
A work in progress, a Slenderman story, with a childlike view.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012
Follow Me Up by Nuttycheychey reviews
Alice didn't leave alone, she left with Tarrant, but when Stayne and the Red Queen get involved Tarrant will do anything to rescue Alice. Rated T for character death, violence, blood-shed, mild language, and gore. TarrantxAlice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
How It Ended by ChocolateChipCookie26 reviews
This is a one shot fic I wrote that takes place when Mort finds out Amy has been cheating on him.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Guidelines for Living With LOTR and POTC by lindsey and marie enterprises reviews
Lucy has decided to leave some rules for people to follow in case they wind up in similar situations as her and May. By Lindsey ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Legolas, Capt. Jack Sparrow
True Love Never Dies by MoonAndIce reviews
What would happen if Blackbeard had struck at Jack for lying to him about chalices at Fountain of Youth and stab him with poisoned sword? Would Angelica be able to save him or would it all be too late? And what secret does Angelica carry? Read/Review :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica
Cute Scholar Boy Doesn't Have a Clue by MissVioletBaudelaire14 reviews
Isadora has this big crush on Klaus, but she doesn't think he likes her because they don't really talk much. How far will she go to get him to really notice her without embaressing herself? Pretty far if she asks her enemy for help! Used to be 18 Things.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Klaus B., Isadora Q.
Sweeney Todd? In a Parody? Yessss! by mmfreak666 reviews
A Sweeney Todd parody including green eyeliner,Will Ferrell,male models,and Peru.Sorry, not good at summaries,but please read and review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Chestral Thrust of DOOM and Sunshine by ImInUrForkzEatinUrHumanz reviews
Massie Block moves to Forks High School and tries to beguile Edward, Emmett, and Jasper with her non-existant feminine charm.
Crossover - Clique & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Massie B.
Carrie : Parallels by Brainstormandthethinker reviews
Set in an alternate reality or parallel universe. The Black Prom and Chamberlain Massacre does not happen here. Instead Carrie White become the Student Guidance Councellor at Bates High 23 years later. Finally she meets her long lost sister.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Complete
Sweeney Todd at Campus Mental Society by valley of the dead oaks reviews
When Sweeney Todd ends up at my school ... Campus Mental Society. Along with the Mad Hatter, Edward Cullen, Bellatrix, Mrs. Lovett, and Willy Wonka. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sweeney T.
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Morbidly Obscure reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
We're All Insane: Diary of Caius of the Volturi by Petals Open to the Moon reviews
"Sulpicia isn't much fun, but then, if I were married to a deranged psycho who runs around shouting about Halloween capes, I'd be pretty obnoxious, too..." Life with the Volturi can get pretty chaotic. After 1000 years, why not spice things up a bit...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Caius, Aro
Couplets by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
The Quagmires and Baudelaires are back at Prufrock.What happens when Klaus and Isadora get detention and couplets happen to get invovled? And what about when Isadora gets compitetion for Klaus? Things begin to change, but for better or for worse?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,732 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Klaus B., Isadora Q. - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Library of Hearts by RightToRemainSilent reviews
Take Isadora Quagmire, put her behind the check-out desk in a library with an annoying coworker, a broken coffee machine and nothing to write about and you'll get an interesting story. :Eventually a Klaus/Isadora:
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Isadora Q., Klaus B.
Awkward Days by trickypirate12 reviews
Just a collection of short one-shots about our favorite pirates in their teenage years. All the awkward moment and embarassing stories are told here! rated T because...this is about teenagers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011
Fleet Street's New Hero by Just Maya reviews
Ironically and completely by accident, Sweeney Todd becomes Fleet Street's new hero, which of course, causes drama, mayhem and maybe even some humor too. How can someone who's a hero be a good villain? Is it over for the Demon Barber?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,746 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Sweeney Odd A Parody by Junior Pirate reviews
No, that is not a typo. Things are odd in this Sweeney Todd parody, but they stick to the main structure of the story. For example, Sweeney seems to have some character traits that are oddly familiar and just wait till you see the others! Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011
Meant to be by Ellenore Carter reviews
All the ST characters shrunk to a managable size, like, seven maybe? Can anyone say adorable?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
A Series of Strange Events II by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
The Baudelaires and Quagmires have finally arrived at their new home. Uncle Monty's house. What do you think Uncle Monty's like? Do you like him? Do you think the kids like him? Find out the answers to all your questions in: The Rebellious Reptiles.Enjoy.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,588 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
A Little Priest and A Little Sweeney by JDeppIsMyLovely reviews
Another Song with Sweeney comments! enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
My Baby Forever by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self? ADOPTED FROM PURPLE SCORPION!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Flex by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
A memory of a twelve-year-old Carrie, and one of the first frightening experiences with her powerful telekinesis.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Six times Angelica and Jack met by strawberries-and-cherries123 reviews
Six times they met, one time he should wish they had. Drabbles. One Shot. Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
The Pirate and The Barber by CaptainFlyingSparrow reviews
What happens when you interview Captain Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd at the same time? ...this. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Blood and Water by TARRANT HiTOPP reviews
Blood may be thicker than water, but water causes much less harm when spilled. better summary inside. Rated T for possible language and a few other reasons :
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
What Goes Down On Fleet Street by knuckleslice reviews
A parody of a very confused Sweeney, Turpin switches "teams", Johanna rebels against her guardian and Anthony develops a thing for alpacas. And as for Pirelli, he's just a lost Indian man scraping money for his drag queen company.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011
Thunder and Lightning by Sapphire1993 reviews
Unable to sleep because of the storm outside, little Estel remembers his father's death and gets comforted by his new Elven friend Legolas. Fluffy one shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
I Have To Tell You Something by Paultee reviews
Oneshot. Marty has been having nightmares about his time travelling adventures and he hopes that telling his parents about them will stop the nightmares. Enjoy! :D
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Marty McFly, Lorraine Baines McFly - Complete
Birds by thefanficwriter reviews
Anthony loves Johanna with all his heart; he'd do anything for her…even if that thing meant learning to get accustomed to feathered little devil-creatures.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Anthony H., Johanna B. - Complete
Save the Hatter by WeirdsBestFriend reviews
Based on the new film 2010. The Hatter has fallen very ill and now after being gone from Wonderland for only two months, Alice must come back and save the Hatter but will she be too late? Why is the Hatter so sick?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Obituary by occhi bella reviews
An unexpected series of events unfolds after Ichabod stumbles upon a certain obituary.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009
Sick Day by NellieTodd reviews
We've all read fics where Sweeney takes care of Mrs. Lovett in a time of her illness; now it's the barber's turn to fall ill! Slight Sweenett; not my best work, I must warn! rated T, just to be safe. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Waking the Lunatics by Identity-Unknown reviews
One-Shot about what might have happened just before Alice arrived back in Underland. Chess/Hatter/Mally/Thackery at Tea.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete
Curiously Odd by Lizzylove4ever reviews
The White queen send the hatter to Alice's world to bring her back, but Alice's mother wants to marry her off. What happens when love blossoms between the two? Will they return to Underland to fulfill a prophecy that could change their lives forever? AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,041 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Bend and Break by BeBopALula reviews
Beadle Bamford wants to forget his troubles. Anthony just wants to find Johanna. When they run into each other in a bad part of town, it ends horribly for both of them. One-sided Bamford/Turpin, Bamford/Anthony, and Bamford/Johanna. Warnings inside.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Beadle B., Anthony H. - Complete
Isadora's Diary by OhMyGuard reviews
Here we go! Something crazy's in the works, though, now that our famous couple has realized itself...what is it? You'll have to read to find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2005
Not A Dream by JuJuBee85 reviews
Alice is in China negotiating trade when she is called back to Wonderland in their time of need.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Alice K.
Junie B Skater Gal by Keily Bee reviews
Junie B. is 14. Herbert, Lennie and Jose are still her BFF's, or at least they are, until Junie befriends the, super cute, super cool new skater dude! Will a blast from her past change everything for her? Read to find out just what, or who, comes back!
Junie B. Jones Collection - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,660 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Late Night Conversations by CaptainHooksGirl reviews
The Hatter has been having nightmares again. After one particularly frightening dream he cannot go back to sleep, so Alice stays up with him.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Scars by CaptainHooksGirl reviews
The Hatter had many scars - some physical, others emotional...but there are a some scars that he just isn't sure if he should share with Alice. Few people know the story behind his bandaged hands.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Connected by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Past and present aren't as separate as Nellie Lovett and Sweeney Todd think. After all those years, they share more than seems likely.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Eleanor L., Benjamin B. - Complete
Boy Meets Girl: The Break by Tracie1 reviews
After their break-up, how will Marty cope? Fluff and angst all rolled into one! Had to bump the rating up due to some cursing. Set in the normal universe.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Marty McFly, Jenniffer Parker - Complete
Twilight Holidays by Crystal Stones reviews
Collection of one shots of the holidays, Cullen Style. Includes Halloween, Christmas, New Years Day, Valentines Day, April Fools Day titled Twilight Down the Toilet, courtesy of Emmett ,and the latest: Easter, and read about the Easter Emmett. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Absolute Chaos by Sweeney Todd Fanatic reviews
What would happen if you locked some of the craziest but most beloved Johnny Depp characters in one room? Read to find out!
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
The Transformation by Cap'n Jackie Sparrow reviews
Sweeney finds himself in a dream with his wife and child. After a somewhat gory and depressing dream, he wakes up and the devil decides to push him over the edge. Review please! Better than it sounds.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
The Guardian by imstrongerthanithought reviews
“Guys, I can’t get anything from the new girl…you Jasper?” I turned to him. “She’s scared…” He simply said.“Of course she’s scared!”Emmett chuckled.“No, not like that.She’s really scared…like she knows." Jasper stiffed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,480 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breathing Waves by TurtleHeart reviews
Dying on the beach after a storm, Jack Sparrow makes note of the world around him until a figure from the past rescues him and the two form the relationship lost years ago.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
That's what Friends are For by ffdotnetdreams reviews
Jack can't bare his emotional stress any longer, and he learns the value of his crew when he finally breaks down and they're there to comfort him. Songfic, by Dionne Warwick.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Breathless by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"But Mrs. Lovett was the one breathless right now, with the barber slung around her like a young child, looking so innocent and making himself so vulnerable." Slight Sweenett! and a song fic to Better Than Ezra's Breathless. One-shot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by MischiefManagedAndFishCustard reviews
With the whole of London in the state of horror that one barber left them in before his death, who is to blame for the mess? And does Anthony Hope have any real chance in winning Johanna's heart now the story has really begun?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,227 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
Six Left Feet an MEU prequel by MiddleEarthUni
by Corli - Back in elementary school, the hobbit boys are taught to dance in P.E. class. This takes place in the same universe as MEU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Charming Coven by xHollzx reviews
What happens when a coven of 7 foster the Baudelaire children? -PUT ON HOLD-
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Leah Imprints by VixterHellcat16 reviews
After the confrontation Caius is trying to avenge his coven's failure, While leah imprints! Includes a desperate Caius and a happy Leah!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Leah, Caius - Complete
00 PreMEU Road Trip & Food Court by MiddleEarthUni
by Corli - These two short one-shots were written as modern AU shortly before we got the idea for Middle Earth University MEU .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,587 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Stuck in Volterra by Onwind reviews
Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,432 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Caius, Bella - Complete
CinderMarty by Flaming Trails reviews
A Futurefied Classic. After the death of his parents, Marty McFly found himself at the mercy of his evil stepfamily, the Tannens. But fortunately for him, a royal ball reveals he has a little magic in his life...
Crossover - Back to the Future & Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,425 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Marty McFly - Complete
In the Dark Beside You by roberre reviews
When Nellie Lovett's world is torn apart, she discovers that it's much easier to make a new one than to try to fix the old. She never cared much for reality anyhow.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,186 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Not So Friendly Florist of Feet Street by drivenbyrevenge reviews
The wonderful world of Teeney Swodd and Lellie Novett! Johanna is a masculine emo, Anthony is quite possibly a hobo,Toby wears an afro wig, Pirelli is an Indian con-artist, and the whole story is just basically screwed up! Exactly why you should read it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Nothing Left to Lose by butchizzy1 reviews
Caius and Athenodora decide it's about time they go on a little vacation away from the Volturi castle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Caius, Athenodora
Vampires and Notes by SlytherinHippie reviews
A collection of hilarious and crazy notes passed between the Twilight gang! Features a nutty Bella, the same old hot Edward, a sane Rosalie, Jasper the nerd, THE white vampire trash Carlisle, a perverted Aro, your favorite wolf, and Bella's pet rock Bob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forgetting the Past by DragonArtist93 reviews
Mr. T falls asleep in his chair; bad things happen. Fourtunatly all bad leads to good. Sweenett and complete.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Jealous Much? by california-regal reviews
Sulpicia helps Athenodora get revenge on an ignorant Caius. Caius didn't care about Athenodora. What made him change? Better than it sounds. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Athenodora, Caius - Complete
The Carlisle Chronicles by Cecelia Pemberly reviews
Once a hater of the damned race of the vampires, Carlisle Cullen's views are changed unwillingly, unable to change the past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Carlisle
The Diary Chronicles by ISnortSugar reviews
by Jasper Hale.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jasper
Too Much by Allycatt reviews
What would you do if four of you favourite Johnny Depp characters showed up in your house? A series of connected drabbles Read intro for more information. This called was "Out of Room?" but I renamed it, 'cus I thought the new title was a better fit.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010
Sweeney Todd: Part 2 by ProudDyspraxicWriter reviews
Mrs. Lovett puts a curse on Sweeney Todd. Hilarity and weirdness ensues. Written by a sixteen year old version of me :P
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Tiny Twilight by Love-ChellyAnn reviews
Edward meets Bella at age six. Follow them through Kindergarten year as they overcome annoying nose pickers like Mike Newton and mean high schoolers like James. One things for sure that six year old love is cute but tough, and what's learned at nap time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Selfless by InsideYourDreams24 reviews
Edward's POV to 'A Piercing Scream': During the 'battle' in Breaking Dawn, when Jane tried to attack Carlisle... what if she broke through? Edward/Carlisle, but Father/Son -ness, NO slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Sweeney Todd and the Top 8 Surveys of Myspace by teamprentiss reviews
I thought it would be interesting to have Sweeney characters take top eight surveys. Let's hope I was right. Bumped the rating up to T for Lucy's chapter, just to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009
Lost In Translation by St. Minority reviews
After sailing to World's End, Barbossa reaps the rewards. Will Jack be able to recover? Sparbossa, JackOCs, JackWill, JackGroves, WillElizabeth, Tia Dalma, James, the usual. WIP. A lot of rape, violence,torture, language, hair cutting, rats.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,623 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B.
Opus Relinque by Kyilliki reviews
A little bit of Caius/Athenodora fluff, set immediately after Caius' confrontation with the Children of the Moon. Written for a request.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Athenodora, Caius - Complete
The Cullens watch : THE RING by AvrilSays reviews
The Cullens watch The Ring, and are scared out of their wits. Alice and Bella decide to play a little prank on them... COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
If He'd Never Been Born by RainyxDays reviews
Doodoodoodoodoodoo.
It's a Wonderful Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008
Mad Romance by ILoveSnakes reviews
Two months had past after the victory of the White Queen. But the Mad Hatter is as sad as grim is confuse to what he's feeling... and he's starting to move closer to "his" queen. Mad Hatter POV! R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal
A Secret Storm by LabRats89 reviews
What if something bad was happening in your household, happening right under your nose, but you never even notice it. What happens when it's the person you trust, with your child, who is the one lashing out? Tragedy strikes the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Breath of Heaven by LabRats89 reviews
Edward's been diagnosed with cancer. He wants to spend his time left with his family. All this changes when he meets up with a girl in class. She turns his world around and proves to him he needs love. As his condition worsens, will he see HS graduation?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,255 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Edward
Never play pool with James and Victoria by jewelsbyers reviews
James, Victoria and Laurent go out to a bar to hunt and end up playing pool... and Laurent's coven mates teach him a slightly nauseating lesson - all's fair in love and a game of pool.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - James, Victoria - Complete
Edward in Underland by Erik's little bird reviews
Edward Scissorhands falls down a rabbit hole and winds up in Underland with the Mad Hatter! I could not help myself! Disclaimer: Aside from the plotline, if you can think of it, I don't own it. A/N: This is intended to be a sequel to my one-shots.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
A Whole New Life by FacinelliFan882639s reviews
When Esme and Alice rescue Carlisle and Jasper from Aro's brutal slave trade, how close will they really get to them?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Carlisle, Jasper
A Series of Strange Events by MISS.SUNNYBAUDELAIRE reviews
CHAPTER 13 IS UP! R&R PLZ! The Quagmires and Baudelaires go on a twisted adventure including Olaf and Esme. Promise you lots of laughs and randomness! If you just got through reading some sad stuff & wanna laugh, you've come to the right place. ;
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Jacksonville Blues by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
What if Jasper and Emmett didn't really kill James? Bella take a trip to the zoo and gets the shock of her life. T for minor language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, James - Complete
Marked: Ghost Ship 2 by flamingxroses reviews
What happens when Jack marks a living soul? Meet Amelia, reluctant heroine with a unique ability... she sees dead people. When Jack mistakes her for an unmarked soul on his ship and marks her, both their plans for surviving their trip is threatened.
Ghost Ship - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2007
Jasper and Emmett's Offical Cullen Annoyance Guide by El Leon Y La Oveja reviews
When you don't eat or sleep, it leaves you a lot of spare time. Some vampires study, some compose music and Jasper and Emmett annoy their family. Manipulating the emotions of others can be used for fun too... RATED M FOR SOME SEXUAL HUMOUR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Carlisle Meets Commercials by CrimsonElevenDelightPetrichor reviews
Carlisle meets people, animals and items from various commercials. And Esme doesn't believe him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Sleepy Hollow 2 A New Beginning by sesshomaru15 reviews
A series of grisly killing in Sleepy Hollow attract Ichabod Crane who wants to face his fears. This time, he is involved personally with the Horseman.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
Fire by Indigo1100 reviews
A Victoria/James story. WARNING: non-sexual spanking.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Victoria, James - Complete
The Volturi and their Boring Life by accioedwardtnp reviews
You think the Cullens are the only ones who can have the spotlight? Well think again! Check out the Volturi's life in Volterra
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aro, Caius
The Adventurous Adventure by MissVioletBaudelaire14 reviews
I can't believe it's really you!" Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are captured by Esme. While in her grasp, they find some long lost friends. In this story there's evil villains, innocent orphans, romance, and strange, random blonde-but-not-blonde moments.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,119 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
The Blade is Drawing Nearer by SpoonfulOfArsenic reviews
Sweeney Todd wants the pain to end.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullens by Luannie reviews
Started off being just the Cullens, now, you can read 10 ways to annoy pretty much any Twilight Character, please review with suggestions or characters you would like me to write about. All humor is not intended to be offensive, just amusing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Edward's Moonless Nights by Ashley Victoria-OrphanAshley reviews
Edward durning New Moon. Starts from when Edward arives in Rio de Janero. Very, very sad. Some...*cough* REFERENCES catch my drift? in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008
Chicken Soup For The Immortal Soul by Chibi-Kyo-Chan reviews
Basically a bunch of drabbles about our favorite Cullen family. Read if You Dare. Warning may hurt your sides from laughing to hard ;P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Firecrackers by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mr. Todd turns out to have an unexpected fear of firecrackers and Mrs. Lovett uses this knowledge well. She didn't expect however that the memories that the firecrackers provoke include her as well.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Year Things Went Awry by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
This Christmas, Mrs. Lovett tries to make the season as bright as possible, for Toby and Mr. Todd. But unfortunately for them, nothing goes according to plan, or tradition. Can they still have a fantastic Christmas? Sweenet.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009
A Piercing Scream by InsideYourDreams24 reviews
Set when Jane tried to attack Carlisle in Breaking Dawn, what if she broke through? Edward/Carlisle cannon pairing, just father/son family bonding, no slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Entry:Holiday Hell by Out of this World Contest reviews
Twilight meets Christmas Vacation. Carlisle as Clark, Edward and Bella as the trailer-trash cousins-in-law, Aunt Bethany’s cat. Need I say more? Very OOC.
Crossover - Twilight & National Lampoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Cullen's Facebook by strongerdancer reviews
These are notes on that I found and decided to create into a story. OOC & language... &humor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Father and Son by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
A bunch of one-shots with Edward and Carlisle. From Edward's changing, to baseball, and everything in between!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Carlisle
That's What I Go to School For by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
There are three students who give principal Vanessa Wolfe wrinkles. - What happens when you put the Volturi and some other Twilight characters in a high school and turn and twist everything slightly? AH/AU. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Aro, Jane
Two vampires and a hyper active 3 year old by xxquirpxx reviews
Edward and Jasper look after Edward and Bella's kid Sammy, but he drinks 5 cans of red bull and goes hyper! Please review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Back to the Future by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
A vampire with the gift to transport others through time accidentally sends Edward the vampire to his human past. T for a reason! DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
You Found Me by Hannie-May reviews
The Family are left baffled when the foundation of who they are is struck down with a mysterious illness. And what does a girl called jess have to do with it? What are the Volturi Up to now? Will the Family Survive this time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Journey Home by occhi bella reviews
FINALLY COMPLETE. What might have happened if Ichabod had left Katrina’s book behind? AU story.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Shenanigans by alittlebitwarped reviews
The Emmett and Jasper Chronicals. When you live forever, what do you live for? Well Emmett and Jasper live for driving the rest of the Cullens nuts. Here is their story. Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight...but I do own horse, her name is Sprite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett, Jasper
The Crazy Cullens 2 by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
Sequel to The Crazy Cullens! How much trouble and how many headaches can the Cullen kids give Carlisle and Esme before they snap? Read and find out as the story progresses... *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Blood is Thicker than your Mistakes by Nicolette-Whitlock reviews
James wasn't killed in the book. He is back but, not here to kill Bella. And he has hazel eyes. Plus the fact that he's related to Carlisle. don't forget that. And, OH, YEAH. Victoria is GONE. May possible be slightly OCC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Carlisle, James - Complete
insane in the membrane by GlitzKit
Sweeney Todd chats with Jack Sparrow, Gilbert Grape gets harassed by Raoul Duke and the gang meets their new neighbor, the Mad Hatter. or johnny depps characters all in one place, eating dinner.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Phantom Lovely by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
Sweeney was not killed by Toby on that fateful night, but Nellie lies in ashes at the bottom of her oven. A mysterious voice revives her and gives her the chance for revenge on Todd as a ghost only he can see.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Who Spiked The Water Bottle? by epicbeast101 reviews
Stories about drunken Twilight characters. Somebody keeps spiking peoples water bottles. Random idea, rated T cuz I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Jacob
A Bad Day by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
Carlisle has a bad day at work and Esme comforts him. Carlisle's Point of View. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
And Then He Took My Hand Part 3: Edward by hopesallthings reviews
Edward's part of my father/son series. As always, hope you enjoy! Review if you've got a minute, and you'll make my day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Carlisle, Edward
And Then He Took My Hand Part 2: Jasper by hopesallthings reviews
Since you all seem to love Carlisle father/son fics... Just a bunch of oneshots with Carlisle and his sons. Here's part 2 of it. And no, I'm far from done with Emmetts' part. I just had a momentary loss of inspiration and decided to start with Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,096 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper
Cause and Effect by carlisleedwardemmettjasper reviews
Rosalie tells Edward Bella is dead. Edwards POV, other chapters Esme maybe Carlisle POV. Fantastic story!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Esme
too much of a good thing by conv. hearts reviews
In which even Sweeney has his limits on Johanna-time. /conversation fic./ /cracky./
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Anthony H., Sweeney T. - Complete
Middle School Grudges by Sarah2313 reviews
All Humman/ooc. Rosalie, Alice, and Bella go to the same middle school. Can they survive when the whole school is against them? 1st fic. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
His Dying Screams by BlueFlame86 reviews
The sound of Carlisle's agonized screams shall haunt me 'til the day I die...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Carlisle
The Crazy Cullens by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
My first Twilight fanfic. Emmett is a Harry Potter fan, Holidays are coming up and the Cullens just go nuts. Many different themes for each chapter! please review? *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
The Power of Friendship by fubulicious reviews
ALL HUMAN. Edward is deaf and being abused by his father. At 6 years old he meets Bella and her friends. As the years go by they all become closer. What will they do when they notice strange bruises on Edward? Will Bella see past the lies? orig pairs. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Carlisle Babysitting Bella Series! by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
This will be a series of different times Carlisle is asked by Edward to babysit Bella!Hilarity ensues as they have snow ball fights,swim,play bumper cars, and the complete and total unexpected! Carlisle/Bella Friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
Beetlejuice: A Sweeney Todd Story by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
AU. Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett are killed in a tragic accident and the pie shop is sold to Adolfo Pirelli and his boy Toby. The barber and baker must try to get them to leave the shop, but will they be scary enough to do the job? Sweenett of course!
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
The Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
MadVampTV 2- Dr. Carlisle Cullen introduces the 'Quick Pop Popcorn Popper! Based on the MadTV skit! This one will make you cry...it's just that funny! :D R&R! Rated M for language and crude humor. One-shot, no sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Hey, It's Ovens for Kids! by Blood Red Vampress reviews
MadVampTV 1- The Cullens introduce the new toy oven of the future! :D Based on the MadTV skit 'Easy Bake Oven'. Enjoy all the humor in this one! R&R, thanks! Rated M for language and crude humor. One-shot, no sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
The Imprint by AthenodoraHatesMe reviews
Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Caius, Leah
Malleus Maleficarum by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
He writhed, unable to think, to see, to hear. Tears streamed down his cheeks as his blood boiled and his insides turned to ash. His eyes bulged, unseeing, and his mouth stretched wide as he screamed and screamed and screamed. Rated T for violence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Hypocritical Envy by ForgivingSpirit reviews
There was nothing there; all he wanted to do was let the blackness swallow him whole. If he entered heaven or hell he didn't care, anything was better than this. this living death that he knew would be his destruction. Carlisle/OC in later chapters. R&R :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Carlisle
Nightmare on Fleet Street by Marzi reviews
Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Emmett Kicks Ass by FringeBangs reviews
Tired of all the angsty/emo/douchey Edward Cullen characterizations? Well, this Team Khaki creation rebels against that and gives us all what we want to see: Emmett kicking Angstward's ass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Baby Jasper by Please State Your Emergency reviews
Okay I know everyone does this with Bella and Edward but cos im a Jasper lover i couldnt find any if u know or r writin a story lik this tell me in a review i love all Jasper stories anyway Jasper gets turned into a baby canon pairings post BD in Forks :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Gods Must Be Crazy by Martin Baker reviews
When Toby finds a laptop in the bakehouse, nothing is ever the same.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Tobias R.
Carlisle, the Volturi and a Roman Bath by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
The real reason why Carlisle left the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Carlisle, Aro - Complete
Consequences by reading is my addiction reviews
Edward was scared. He had never been punished in school before. Tears made their way silently down his cheeks as he was marched into the classroom.' WARNING: This story will contain the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a minor in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward - Complete
Disturbed by cookie-monster101 reviews
Sweeney's trapped in a torture nightmare.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Spoofy Todd: Yet Another Parody From Fleet Street by Luminaires reviews
Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Vampire! by CountryBoy419 reviews
James is a little boy who ran away from home. What happens when he meets a pretty woman with red hair?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - James, Victoria
What the by greenpanda007 reviews
Carrie wakes up one morning after a disturbing dream. It's a really low T. Almost a k
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Sleepovers, Spiders and Stereotypes by The Smiling Dead reviews
One-Shot. Bella sleeps over at the Cullen's house. Inspired by an actual sleepover. Bella, Alice, Edward and Emmett. All Human. Pls R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Hope by Surreysmum reviews
It is the worst day of Will Turner's life; he is on the ghastly Flying Dutchman and his father just flogged him. Hurt/comfort ficlet with a gently implied crossover to Lord of the Rings.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Will T.
Edward's Birthday Present by LoveJohnMayer reviews
Edward is excited when he recieves a birthday present from Jasper; it's something he's always wanted. But problems arise. Humourous, not to be taken seriously! Please review. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sam and Joon Get Their License by League Girl reviews
Joon wants to be more independent. She wants to get a driver's license and get a car. Sam decides he better get one too so she doesn't always have to do the driving.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
A Day With Da by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
One year old Jack spends the day with Teague...One Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague
Can Vampires Get Sugar High? by Uneducated Cabinet Face reviews
Carlisle is Gangsta, Esme is rebellious, and Jasper is peppy? What is causing this insanity? Read and find out! My first FanFic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Painful Truth by Myrthe95 reviews
What if Bella already met Edward in 1918 and they're about to get married when Edward suddenly gets sick and dissapears. Will Bella believe that he died or does she found out what really happened? Bad summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Day Caius Started Taking Yoga Classes by SulpiciaDoesntApprove reviews
The title says it all. Random stories about the Volturi finding themselves in crazy situations doing things they would never do. Includes philosophic Felix, drunk Sulpicia, speechless Aro and a creepy baby.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Caius, Aro - Complete
Cullen drabbles by Queenbeth2 reviews
Snippets from the life of the Cullen family. Absolutely no plot and completely random.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward
The fire carry on from bella's alphabet by iLoVetwIlIght97 reviews
the fire is about a story that edward tells bella about a fire and his ass
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009
Knowing the Limit by Lady Elrayen reviews
What happens in the mind of a certain elf when he pushes himself too far when still healing? This being finds out. Thranduil and Legolas fic, non-slash. Written for Teitho’s Crime and Punishment... please review! :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
An Unusual Meeting by Jedipati reviews
Will Turner finds himself outside Lone Pines Mall on October 25, 1985, at a little before 2am.
Crossover - Back to the Future & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Will T. - Complete
A Father and Son Moment by Cause I'm Freaken Awesome reviews
Jack and Teague finally get some quality time together...One shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Teague - Complete
A day with Jasper by SimplyKey reviews
Edward agrees for bella to spend some time with Jasper after they get back from Italy. They go from just talking to biking to running and meeting another coven! What will J%B's adventure led them to? Bro/sis bonding time! R&R must be review to get updated
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,217 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Elevator by MusicArt2010 reviews
What happens when Jacob Black and Edward Cullen get stuck in an elevator?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
ALICE CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Pretense by ekp95m reviews
What happens when the government that was supposed to protect you, turns against you? It's no use to resist. It's no use to call for help. Who will you turn to? No one. You're in it on your own. You can cry and scream, but no one will hear you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper
Whiskey Lullaby by HiN4-cH4n reviews
He'd sing the song as he drank, she'd sing with him and pick up his pieces until he cried himself to sleep in her arms. "And for the thousandth time she cried herself to sleep with the bottle of whiskey and ask god for forgiveness for breaking his heart"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Great Fire by teishamarie reviews
When a storm causes a blackout at the Cullen house, they decide to tell eachother scary stories. When Carlisle tells his story, he recounts what really happened at the time of the Great Fire. To Be Revised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Oh, What a Night by The Sound and the Fury reviews
Charlie had nothing but praise for the Cullen kids at first: "They're all very mature – I haven't had one speck of trouble from any of them." But just how did those daredevil teens learn to avoid trouble? WARNING: Corporal punishment, i.e. spanking.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Cascading Agony by Magnificality reviews
I felt all my emotion, once a composed sphere within my soul: break. I ran without legs, into the middle of the forest, and dropped in a crumpled ball of pain. I felt my dry sobs and cries rake through my body, soon joined by searing pain. Edwards POV. NM
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two Creepers And A Human by NikkiB123 reviews
Bella and Edward come home to find Jasper is really hyper because he mixed sugar with blood while hunting. Edward leaves because he is scared of Jasper, Alice/Rose are shopping, Carlisle/Esme are hunting. Bellais stuck with Jasper/Emmett! Bad Summary!OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
EMMETT CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EMMETT CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own EDWARD CULLEN. Go throught the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Mewlips and Gorcrows by arainymonday reviews
Pippin tells a ghost story on a camping trip and gets his comeuppance for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Somebody Get Me Off This Toilet by PrincessMadelineCullen reviews
One minute Bella is going to the bathroom the next 30 minutes pass by and she is still in there what she might be doing? Find out. The title will give you a clue
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Even Doctors Fail by Blood Red Vampress reviews
Carlisle blames himself after almost killing Bella. He attempts suicide, but survives and lands in a hospital. He seems to be fine...until he wakes up after surgery as a human. Will the Cullens be able to make him a vampire again? M for language only. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Carlisle
Even by theonethatisme reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward Cullen because of the way she looked in Middle School. She had enough of it and moved. 3 years later she comes back from being an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan, but now she wants her revenge. Alot OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella - Complete
Newborn Virus by fantastical writer reviews
The Cullen family has become threatened by a disease that is plaguing vampires all around the world. Will our favorite family be safe? Or will one of there own fall victim to the sickness? NO BELLA! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Carlisle
I Wouldn't Mind A Personal Hell Like You by Mackenzie Leigh Hauntelle reviews
Is it possible to get more injuries in the hospital than in a battle field? A Nurse Mary Alice Brandon, with a rare case of adrenaline rush disorder, gets assigned to the poor wounded Lieutenant Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett Cullen: How To Annoy Edward Cullen by AriMax98 reviews
Emmett is bored and an idea comes to his mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Edward Diaries by Hockey-Girl32 reviews
Bella discovers Edward's journal. What will this reveal about Edward and can their relationship survive? Drunk Bella on a trampoline, Emmett's race to Canada and Edward's gangsta rap all included! hilarious and out of control! rated T. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,145 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
James and Victoria: A love through time by FluffyHeadedGirl reviews
The real story. according to me
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - James, Victoria
Personality Flaws by amrgirl59 reviews
Basically the baseball scene from James' point of veiw, but there are some personality flaws. Edward is overprotective and cocky. James takes his leadership to seriously. Victoria is clingy and immature, and Laurent is an idiot. one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - James - Complete
Give me hope by Azzyness reviews
In New Moon, alice's pov Jazz is upset because he snapped at Bella. ive read billions of this type of thing, many better than mine, but i couldnt resist giving it a try myself.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A sick vampire? by SullixD reviews
REWROTE FRIST 2 CHAPTERS, CHAPTER 3 COMING SOON! Aww, Edward is sick and Bella finally gets the opportunity to care for him. There is a more pronounced story line and fluff coming later. Please review if you want the story to continue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009
Animal Lovers by wolverinacullen reviews
AU/AH, Victoria is a girl bored with life until James, a sweet animal lover introduces a little friend to her life. The two bond over a shared love, but can they fall in love dispite all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
Cinderella by Icebabe59 reviews
Twilight/ modern version of Cinderella, or i guess you could say Cinderbella. All human. B/E Ya i know summary sucks, but whatever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tortured Soul by LermanAddictx3 reviews
AU/All Human/OOCness. Edward's Getting Abused. Bella lost a Boyfriend. what happens when two Tortured Souls meet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009
Fever by Kamia Keehl reviews
AU, All Human, One-Shot. Edward is sick. He catches a cold and Bella's up to the task! Fluffiness detected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sickness de la Cullen by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
All of the Cullens get a disease and are mentally ill for about a week. All of their symptoms are different. Disclaiming now: Totally don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Taming Jasper by Jlbrew29 reviews
When a rogue coven comes to town, Carlisle wants the kids to lay low. Jasper doesn't agree. Carlisle is far from pleased. Spanking.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Reunited by wolverinacullen reviews
During Eclipse, James comes back in the midst of the big battle between Victoria and Edward. James finds Riley's in love with his mate, and gets territorial. What will this mean for Bella, being in it's midst?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
We're not your Parents! by Roxxi Roo reviews
Comedy about Anthony annoying Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Anthony H. - Complete
Mockingbird by ttfan111robstar1 reviews
Edward reflects on his relationship with his dad. WARNING: VERY emotional. Rated t just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
Strange Meetings: Edward and Sweeney by Scaramouche Khashoggi reviews
Edward is alone one night working on his ice sculpture, or is he? A ghost from the distant past comes and tries to strike up conversation.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Forget Me Nots by wildewoodblossom reviews
Edward keeps on hearing inexplicable screams w/ his mind reading powers scaring bella! Jasper faints and Alice is in hysterics! And, there's someone else? --EdxBella JasxAli JasxOC and potential...EdxJasper? potential yaoi! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Jasper, Edward
You Knew by ShiningWizard255 reviews
Following AWE, Jack is sailing in the Caribbean when an old friend returns unexpectedly. Jack and Will, non-slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
betrayed by pinkowitch reviews
Jasper's darkest secrets are revealed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Parallels by extrasupervery reviews
AU-Human. Edward deals with illness. Bella deals with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
finding the strength by wolfgirlalways reviews
the whole family was suffering since his son had left her and the healer could find no way to heal their pain... carlisle's thoughts as his sits in his office one day. kinda sweet. read enjoy maybe review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Carlisle
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Televisions, Owls and Lost Bangles by Emmi-Chick reviews
The Cullen family watch 'The Ring' a horror movie. Basically, they are COMPLETELY freaked out and decide to destroy all televisions in the Cullen household... If you haven't seen 'The Ring', a small summary of the movie is at the beginning on the story! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Emmett
First Day Of High School Again by l3rutal reviews
One shot/ Pre-Twilight. Edward is starting his Freshman year at Forks High... what Cullen craziness will occur?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Man Overboard by blueblackangel reviews
Pre-Movie. While en route to London, Anthony finds a pale man fighting the waves...The story of how Anthony found Sweeney Todd before the movie. Anthony's POV.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Anthony H., Sweeney T. - Complete
Haunted by GeronimoPond reviews
Bella Swan, a noted paranormal investigator, is called to check out the "Ghost Haven" that is Edward Cullen's house. Can she, along with Edward, defeat what is tormenting Edward in his own house? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,211 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Return to the Hollow by Danbamina reviews
Bad at sums. Icabod finds himself back in Sleepy Hollow,grief-ridden over his beloved Katrina's death,but he's confronted once again by the vengeful Hessian and a new woman enters his life.Helen Williams.Will he get over his grief and solve the case? R&R
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Perception by Joshua Hurley reviews
A collection of Horror Stories.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Alice and Bella vs WalMart by Skipperdee171 reviews
Alice is bored. Bella is hyper. And Walmart is open 24/7. Based off of those "Things to do at Walmart" lists
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alice, Bella
What ever happened to by xxBatellaxthexonexandxonlyxx reviews
My additional ending to the movie. This was my friends' and my idea of what would happen afterwards. I just fleshed it out a bit...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Johanna B., Anthony H. - Complete
Away from Volterra by pinkowitch reviews
Jasper worries about Alice while she's in Volterra with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Recite the pi, recite the poem by Arisa Aihara reviews
When the person she tried to wake up recited the pi in his sleep, she recited her poem in return. This poem lingered in his memories longer than she thought it would. The pi and the poem ended up bringing the together again, after years of separation.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Klaus B., Isadora Q. - Complete
Edward is High? by Jeaniverre reviews
Wait a minute - are you telling me that vampires are not immune to crystal meth? And, even though it is against all his morals, Edward has ingested it? Starting to be more than a one-shot Title might change!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Scream for the Heartbroken and Cry for the Unloved by Shawdee reviews
Edward Anthony Masen is a 16-year-old boy who is beaten and abused by his step-father Henry Boikevitch. He's resorted to a life of self hatred he hasn't escaped. Can he now? BxE. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009
Throwing Up by bemj11 reviews
Warning: Unlike most of my other works, this one is intentionally stupid. But the idea hit me and wouldn't let me go until I wrote it and published it. What happens when the Cullens are thought to be anorexic in their new school? Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Simple Gifts by J-Horror Girl reviews
When a skeptical doctor tries a VHS to DVD transfer, all the copies of the cursed video go blank. Where has Samara gone?
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,366 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2007
Empathic Fun by DaemonicKitten reviews
Jasper gets bored one day at school, and decides to use his power on the students around him. Jasper/Alice pairing. ONE-SHOT. Just randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
My Supermarket Angel by morikomizuki reviews
Did you ever wonder what would happen if all of your favorite Twilight couples met as little kids? If you've ever wanted to read about that adorable pre-K romance, here it is!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
Someone to watch over me by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mr. Todd isn't feeling well and for once, he allows Mrs. Lovett to look after him. However, something even more unexpected is about to happen.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Girl of My Old Home by bttf4444 reviews
As Marty and Verne take a trip to 1905, the latter falls in love with a girl he used to be close friends with. Finally finished! Thanks to EmmettMcFly55 for suggesting a cover story for Seamus.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Twilight Barfs by niflicious reviews
A spoof on the ballet studio scene of Twilight. Don't read if: you puke easily or are offended easily
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
Juno 2: To Infinite Immaturity And Beyond! by SupermassiveSon15 reviews
Juno is living as the same smart yet immature person in this sequel to the movie! She has many funny stories to go through yet involving Leah, Bleeker and her family! Rated T for language, sexual references although not too bad!
Juno - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2009
Baby Stories by Radioactive Nerd reviews
Of BTTF characters
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
james turning by Dontblameme reviews
this is the story that will explain who marie is from my other ff its just the start but will be enough for you all to understand hopefully. still very rough. Thanks to chlo wayne and my random pal : will find ur name and put it up cause i cant spell it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - James, Victoria
The Colour of His Hair by MmllePoulain reviews
Bella discovers that she has a very pressing question for Edward. Just a random fluffy one-shot that's been stuck in my mind for quite a while. Post New Moon, Pre Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Cold by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Carlisle and Esme are out of town leaving who other than Emmett to take care of a sick Edward. Filthy Animals. He was immortal! The common cold from tainted blood was that last thing on his mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Someone To Love Me by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper x Bella fic! Jasper Whitlock is a 15 year old victim of child abuse. This is the story of how he deals with it, and finds possible love along the way. Will the bonds he shares with his friends help him survive, and heal? Read to find out! AH - AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,391 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Flying High by DaemonicKitten reviews
Just a totally random 'what if' story about Edward eating something he shouldn't have, and the consequences. Edward/Bella pairing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leah vs Jasper: Chess Edition by WingsRider reviews
Sequel to Leah Vs. Jasper and Leah's Revenge. After being snowed in, Leah and Jasper play chess. Who wins? I own nothing! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Prisons by WinndSinger reviews
Edward discovers that Victoria is pressing charges against him with the Volturi for killing James. See the trial, the punishment, and the results as poor Edward faces the wrath of vampire court.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
When I See You , I See Me by twilights.exoticbeauty reviews
Edward has always had a stomach ulcer for as long as he can remember. Being tagged as the loser in school for throwing up in class on the first day , he has always been really shy. Bella his best friend has always been there for him.Will love blossom? RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008
50 Things James is Not Allowed to Do by Patronus Charm reviews
For all the lovers of 10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters! I know these stories have been done before, but I hope you haven't used up all the popcorn just the same...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - James - Complete
Breaking Through The Darkness by cherrydelightz reviews
Jasper is a victim of child abuse, and when Carlisle finds him and takes him to meet his family - Esme, Edward, Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie - Jasper must finally realize what it means to have a family. One family's strength to survive all problems.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
Babysitting by yami4eva91 reviews
Mort has been recently divorced, can he survive a week trying to take care of 3 kids? funny consequences and LOTS OF MORT!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006
The Hell of High School by elizalove reviews
OneShot. Poor Edward laments his stay in Forks High School as Mr. Banner accuses him of plagiarizing. Gasp. Perfect Edward cheats? Read and find out! Takes place a few weeks prior to Twilight. Reviews are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward - Complete
Mother by Shadows.Dance reviews
Esme didn't notice until too late the way her son's shoulders were shaking. As if he were...crying. And then she realized he was. Quiet, tearless sobs, that she hadn't even noticed until right then. A shared moment between Esme and Jasper. Not romance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Esme - Complete
Little Kid Cullens: Tales From the Crib by Sarah the Confused reviews
AH AU. All the Cullens and Bella grew up together. How’d it go? Oneshot-esque chapters throughout their lives. Fluff, Romance, Angst… you name it, we got it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dreaming With A Broken Heart by TueyTwoShoes reviews
New Moon. Edward and Bella missing each other. Bella thinks Edward's gone, Edward thinks Bella's dead. Angsty
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events by honkugly reviews
Dear Reader, If you are looking for a depressing book about the lives of intelligent and well-mannered orphans, look elsewhere. All you will find here is a Chinese taxi driver, a Broadway Chorus, and other nondepressing, hilarious objects.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sunny B., Klaus B.
When I see a vampire cry by JulyPie reviews
In New Moon, Edwards family would not support him but rather whine at him and commit comical acts to change his mind. Because face it with Emmett and Alice in the family you know there's gonna be some antics. Started as just humour but some angst snuck in
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
WalMart Mayhem by twilightaholic92 reviews
Here’s what happens when 5 vampires hyped up on red bull and sugar and a human are locked overnight in a Wal-Mart. This is my first fanfic so reviews are appreciated. Rated M just to be on the safe side :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leah's Revenge by WingsRider reviews
Sequel to Leah vs. Jasper! Not as good as first but okay! Paul gets his butt stuck! I own nothing! Rated T, once again because I said so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
A cry in the darkness by Rose de Sharon reviews
Five years post-AWE: Will is kidnapped by a pirate captain who wants the Dead Man's Chest. Captain Jack Sparrow to the rescue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,928 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Make Him Scream by TacozEvrySunday reviews
Edward does something to Jasper that makes Alice mad. Can Edward handle being on Alice's bad side? Can he handle her revenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Alice
Leah vs Jasper by WingsRider reviews
I believe the title says it all. I own nothing! Rated T because I said so!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Edward Sleeps by PassionforTwilight reviews
A fluffy, one-shot featuring Edward and Bella and a very unexpected event. Set pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Not So Alone by Mystical Light reviews
Will is feeling a little depressed and someone helps him through it. Pre-COTBP Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Sunshine in a Bag by vintage88 reviews
Dear Klaus, I hope you start to cry again, because those tears will be the only thing to ever restore your sight. oneshot;
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sunny B. - Complete
The Experiment by Ashkey reviews
Carlisle didn't turn up at work and has left the Cullen family very suddenly. Esme is distraught and Edward is discovering that something is very wrong with his Father.I Promise not to make Carlisle into a bad guy. Action, Mystery, and Drama for all!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,065 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Carlisle, Edward
Jacob vs Edward by heyElly reviews
arguments.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Someone To Share by Firefly-Maj reviews
Another approach on how Legolas grieves after Gandalf s fall, set at night in Lórien: when something unfamiliar keeps the Elf from sleeping, Aragorn offers a solution. A very short one! No Slash. Please R&R !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Cullen’s Moments of Randomness by twilight782 reviews
The Cullens have always been quite a stange family, besides the fact theat they are vampires. Now their most embarresing, weird, and craziest moments are revieled in these chpters of petrifyingly funny stories!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,605 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007
Izzy Unleashed by AsherRose reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Popular vs Forgotten The Chaos it Brought by Kristen Elisabeth reviews
AU! The Clique has gone insane. Forgotten characters try to take revenge but the main charcters seem to have lost their minds. Random dancing,treadmills, gummy capes and more.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by VeggieVamp reviews
Prequel to the Twilight series. The story of Edward's life from when he got sick. The swirling chaotic atmosphere in the hospital as the Flu Epidemic arose. His hopes of being a soldier destroyed, can the strange doctor who worked there save him?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Experiments by WinndSinger reviews
Edward becomes horribly sick and weak, and a strange doctor arrives to save him. Is he really trying to save him, or is there another reason he's so interested in Edward ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,883 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Boy In Town by bttf4444 reviews
This is the third part to "The Other Side" trilogy. This covers George's and Lorraine's views of what happened during the week in 1955. This is it, folks! It's now finished!
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: After the Credits by bananasrokk reviews
For lack of a better title. I don't know about you, but I'm a sucker for a happy ending. So here's a little scene for all of you who, like me, wanted Sweeney and the gang to get their happily ever after. Sweeney/ Mrs.L Anthony/Johanna Lucy/Bob don't ask
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008
She's Mine by Miss Asian reviews
One-shot. A scary Carlisle but still adorable as ever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
What is Edward Cullen afraid of? by Arianka reviews
What can make Edward almost scream and run away?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Let Bella Have the Espresso? by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
Jasper gives Bella a highly caffeinated drink, and she goes a little...crazy. All human OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Do They Think That Walls Can Hide You? by Royal Typewriter reviews
Like it or not, your fates are crossed. New chapter!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Filling In The Holes by bttf4444 reviews
These are a collection of vignettes, aka hole-fillers, for the BTTF Trilogy. Just revised Bad News on October 13 of 2008, and Circle of Friends on October 27 of 2008. Two new fics! Memento of the Future is Chapter 3, while Letter of Crisis is Chapter 8.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Shut Up Em! by BCookkiieee reviews
How Emmett and Jasper handled taking care of James' remains while the others took Bella to the hospital. Let's just say they enjoyed themselves. NOT SLASH! Just showing the brother/brother relationship. R&R please! Rated T for language. :D oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
How to Annoy Jacob Black by AwesomeVampire reviews
Edward and Rae have a bet. But what happens when the loser has to stay with Jacob Black for one week? find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Edward's Hair by GreenPlayDoh reviews
Edward gets gum stuck in his hair and Bella gets it out with peanut butter. Bella can't sleep with Alan because he doesn't smell like Edward. Who's Alan? BxE Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thanks, Mate by Heart of a Music Box reviews
In a fiery battle with a worthless foe, Captain Jack is mortally wounded. Will Turner tries desperatly to save him, and comforts him in the process.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
they by mydarkobsession
samara's thought while she is in the hospital, songfic for JEM's "they" i own nothing
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008
This One Time On Fleet Street by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
I wrote this months ago and finally decided to post it! This is a totally random cross between Sweeney Todd, Charlie the Unicorn, Harry Potter, and Thumb Wars. Yeah...I know...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Dance, Edward, Dance! by wildmagic-twilight reviews
Alice has a vision of Edward... Dancing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
What Has Happened Will Be by bttf4444 reviews
When Seamus watches young Emmett, he ponders over the young boy who will become the blacksmith. This ficlet is exclusively Trilogy Universe!
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Benjamin's Induction by ConfusionMakesTheWorld reviews
Benjamin Barker gets a visitor during his first night in prison. One-shot. WARNING- RAPE!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
That's the Throat to Slit by Obscure Bird reviews
Based on Mrs. Lovett's suggestion to kill Anthony and keep Johanna. What if he got the chance? Alternative ending.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,622 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
The Lousy Lair by Radio Milk reviews
The Baudelaires thought Olaf was bad - wait till they meet Nicolette, a student at their new school. Klaus encounters padded handcuffs, ill-fitting bikinis and an obsessive stalker in the pendulous Nicolette; can he keep his sanity? Set after Book 11.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Klaus B., Violet B.
Rub me on your butt! said the soap by WakeMeUpWhenItsTimeToGoToSleep reviews
Erica and Kylie, two sixteen year old vampires, move to Forks where they meet Eddiekinz, BellaBoo, and the rest of the Cullens. They meet trouble the first day they come to Forks Highschool. Rated T for language Erica and I were in the bad word mood :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
Twisted Twilight by Opal Dream reviews
What if Bella was a confident, a bit stuck up Cullen vampire? What if Edward was the klutzy shy human? Will Bella be able to control her self from his sweet smelling blood? And is Edward related to a very menacing vampire? Who? R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Library of the Mighty Black Pearl by mypiratecat1 reviews
I am archiving all of my one shots and drabbles in the ship's library here, mates, so enjoy! Most are postAWE, all are WE, and our Jack is just busy being Jack! SOMETHING WICKED is now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 85,841 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
28 Weeks Later Alternate Ending by thunderbellyemm reviews
An alternate ending of the hit movie, 28 Weeks Later. What would have happened if Doyle and Scarlett didn't die? Do I sence... romance? * Check out my 28 Hours Later story! New story, new characters, new thrills and a whole new danger! From day one! * XD
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Rise Above This by Kayla Elise reviews
Bella versus the spider. Edward is coming to Bella's late one night and finds Bella and Charlie duking it out with a spider. Funny! R&R. Rated K. One-Shot. Title is the song by Seether.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Marty Wept by bttf4444 reviews
A collection of short stories, showcasing Marty's sensitive and emotional side. One AU, most trilogy compliant. Just edited and expanded A Bad Day on October 13 of 2008. Also edited and expanded Oh No Not Again on October 18 of 2008.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,086 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Fountain! OH JOY! by PunkAngel555 reviews
The story of when Juno jumped into the fountain naked from her veiwpoint. Short fic rated T for language. RR. Really quite good in my opinion.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008
Twilight IM by 13oClock reviews
Way too many of these, I know. I was bored. So what's with the Bumble beans? Abusive Stuffed Snake? Old people farts? Really long bellybuttons? This can't be good. Weirdest thing is...they're all based on real experiences!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
What's A Sunny Day To A Vampire? by Livy Alice reviews
Vampire Bella and Jasper both feel and manipulate the emotions of others. But what would happen if they used their powers on each other? Who will hold out the longest in a game of extreme mood swings. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Responsibility by StringynKel reviews
Aro gets a pet fish, and Caius remembers why he hates animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Aro, Caius - Complete
My Son, Marty by bttf4444 reviews
This is a collection of ficlets surrounding the life of young Marty McFly. Home Fires is the first fic. Pox Ponderings is the new fic, where Marty ends up with the chicken pox.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Ice Tears by Sara Morgan Black reviews
What would you ask the woman you love, when you know you are going to lose her? Is there anything that may hurt Bella, and that Edward is not able to prevent? Is Edward able to cry? sad oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Oh My God by Piefizle73 reviews
Just a bunch of funny one-shots! Alice is an overly hyper cat? wtf?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008
In The Minds Of The Cullens and of course, Bella by jasper likes short ppl reviews
Just some random thoughts from the greatest fictional characters ever created.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice
The Parody Barber of that One Spooky Street by Jedees reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd of not-so-epic proportions.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Things Aren't Always as they Seem by OTS reviews
Sleepy Hollow and PotC Crossover fic, full summary inside. Please read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007
Family Bonding: A Nap with Daddy by skeletoninme reviews
Bella and Edward are getting married, and she spends a day with Carlisle. They both fall asleep. Very short and fluffy. One-shot, Carlisle/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Future Travellers: Part II by EmmettMcFly55 reviews
It's the sequel to Future Travellers: Part I. The Martys and Jennifer go back to the Old West! Will Doc escape Buford Tannen, will Marty realise that he's not chicken? And, most important will all of them make it back to the future? Finally FINISHED, now!
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
ButtWhoopin' Jasper Whitlock Style by Fairy.Kai reviews
Sequel to All My Fault. Jasper and Alice track Edward down in South America after seeing the depressing effects their absence had on Bella. After a startling vision, Alice bolts back to Forks, but Jasper remains to give Edward his just desserts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Does This Hurt? by spicehnoodles reviews
Bella tries to hurt Edward — physically.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dude, Where's My Shop? by SapSorrow reviews
A short piece of silliness....Sort of Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Sickness by fluffily reviews
Edward is experiencing odd changes. Eventually, he finds himself a human-and deathly ill. Will Bella be able to nurse him back to health, or is our favorite vampire going to die of a mysterious illness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Thunderstorm by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd seeks the safest spot to hide during a thunderstorm. This place happens to be Mrs. Lovett's bed.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Snow Day by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Mrs. Lovett is eager to romp around in the newly settled snow but what happens when she trys to drag Mr. T into the fun?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Samara's only weakness by sg-1 reviews
You're not even a little bit curious...
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Getting Sick by Morine123 reviews
One day Edward suddenly gets sick. But Edward is a vampire, how is this possible? What will Bella do to help him get better? Read and find out! Give it a chance, it gets interesting. Also lots of fluff! Bella and Edward. Post- Eclipse. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
If Edward Could Sleep by PrincesSarah reviews
What if Edward could sleep? What if Bella wasn't the only sleep-talker? Ok, i just thought it would be fun to try this idea out. It has the classic Edward&Bella moments, but also some ATTEMPTED humor. Sooo...yeah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
in the mines of moria by Lomeril reviews
the fellowship has to fight the orcs in Moria and Legolas gets hurt
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn
Speed to the Future! by Anakin McFly reviews
Speed crossover. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. Hopefully worse. FEAR ME AND MY CRACK!FIC. Rated T for mindless deaths.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Diurnal by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Diurnal means day. Jasper Whitlock thrived in the day. This is the Jasper Whitlock's story from the beginning of his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Both sides of the coin by PoisonedIceCream reviews
Nellie finds sweeney in her kitchen, crying about both his lost love and the people he killes. She dosent know what caused this change in sweeney but shes willing to take this opprotunity and use it to get whta she wants.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008
Stuck by isayamazing reviews
What if Alice and Edward were wrongly committed into a mental institution for their powers? AU, all human, a little slow at first but gets better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Samara's New Life by Cluny the Warlord 1992 reviews
A look inside of the new life of Samara Morgan with her adoptive older brother, Ash Ketchum. This is basically a sequal for The Fall of the Accursed and I hope you like it. Now introducing for the first time in fanfiction history, Loren McConnell.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
finally hope again by MoonlightWonderer reviews
Marty has had a bad time since doc left and is sinking deeper into depression. Can the doc hope or is it to late.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
All My Fault by Fairy.Kai reviews
Where are the Cullens just after Bella's birthday in New Moon? Jasper illustrates how they are coping. What will happen when Alice demands to visit Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Time Is An Illusion by Anakin McFly reviews
Matrix crossover. Wake up, Marty.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Time Travel Heroes by bttf4444 reviews
Marty and Jennifer join Doc's family on a trip back to 1895. HG Wells and Amy Robbins decide to swing by Hill Valley. A Back to the Future x Time After Time crossover fic. Finished!
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,632 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Rosalie's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
The Cullen household hears some disturbing things before Emmett and Rosalie make love. Bella's a Vampire, Carlisle's knocking down doors, Emmett's flexing butt muscles, and Edward's in hysterics! What's going on? Funny. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
What Edward Cullen Will Never Do by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Bella wants to know what Edward can't do. But Edward can do everything, right? Maybe not... Read for more details! Fluff galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Not While I'm Around by lindseyleprosy reviews
Follows the story of Toby, Johanna, and Anthony as they venture out of the city to America.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Poor Little Lion by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Edward will brave anything for Bella...Even her cooking. But can poor Edward's stomach muscle the human food? A cute little one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Shut up! by FishFriend reviews
“Yes..erm..well, you see..um.. I came here to talk to you about the /seriousness/ of their relationship.” My possible future in-law stuttered the words. Charlie isn't so sure about B&E's relationship. Carlisle POV. Odd Fathers Day Challenge. T for Safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Do Not Cry for Me by Psycho Elf v2.0 reviews
**reposted AND EDITED!**Aragorn has passed and Legolas cannot handle the death of this dearest friend. Can Aragorn save the elf prince one last time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Senior Year by bttf4444 reviews
Quigley Quagmire reflects on his life, as he feels restless about starting school the next day. Dedicated to The Secondhand Serenade and Phish Tacko for helping me. Add new fics, Remembering Mom and Motherly Love.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
Sugar Rush! by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
A bunch of random oneshots about the Cullens and BElla. very funny. Prepare to laugh!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Pissed and Sick by not dead yet reviews
Bella has the flu and isn't in a real happy mood. Edward is trying to help but maybe a bit too hard. Full of throwing fits and shower fights and much much more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Baby Talk by forever is never forever reviews
After her and Bleeker's fight, the Mark and Vanessa thing, Juno heads home. There in her room, she talks to her baby and confesses something big to the sea monkey. JunoBleeker. Oneshot.
Juno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Sick by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Jake is sick. Jake gets Bella sick. Bella gets Edward sick and wins the contest. Wait, what? Edward's sick? Read to find out! Written for Musically Inclined's challenge. Enjoy! Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Duck and Cover by Darthishtar reviews
It's no fun being a new student at Forks High. Mike Newton helps the new guy in his gym class, Edward Cullen, get adjusted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
A Jubilant Journey by bttf4444 reviews
The Quagmires, with some allies, set out to look for the Baudelaires. This is my first ASOUE novella. The Baudelaires will likely show up at the end of Chapter Three.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Quigley Q., Violet B.
Tearless Sobs by MikkiCullenJazzy Allie reviews
For an Edward/New Moon contest. Kind-of suckish, but hey, I'm a poem person. r&r please.The first line got messed up some how, so please just ignore it. Will Bella take Edward back after he left? You'll just have to read and find out. I do not own twiligh
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
The Anniversary by WibSkelDS9 reviews
Marty Sr. visits an old friend to commemorate a special day. Angst ahoy! Please R&R.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Three Broken Televisions Nights One thru Three by DarthZoon reviews
When 3 televisions are broken at one time, you are cursed with Seven trilogies. Used with permission from another author.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
The Sailor's Dilemma by Sanguinary Tears reviews
Takes place when Anthony tells Sweeney about Johanna and that Turpin is her guardian. In few words, Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett were disturbed. Sweeney couldn't allow Johanna to be resuced by a man who didn't care about his appearance. Bad summary
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
A Race against Time by musingpadawan reviews
In the third movie, things don’t go exactly as planned, and Doc will soon have to race against time to save his best friend’s life. AU
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
A Delightful Dimension by bttf4444 reviews
The Quagmires and Baudelaires end up in an alternate reality. ASOUE x BTTF Crossover
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Quigley Q., Isadora Q.
Tales of the Flux Capacitor by Anakin McFly reviews
A assortment of short stories that explore the different aspects of the BTTF universe. STORY 17 UP
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 11/28/2002
Unexpected Surprises by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
What bundle of joy could give Sweeney Todd a slight change of heart? Thanks to reviewers, this is no longer a oneshot!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
Do you suppose the snow will stop anytime soon? by F.D. Tamms reviews
mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd and Toby share an evening filled with snow. Very fluffy and a little OOC.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
You Will Learn by abbytherat reviews
Anthony and Johanna bring Toby and -SURPRISE- half-dead Sweeney Todd with them when they escape London. Old warnings take new meaning as Anthony tries to repair the damage and finds there's more connecting the four of them than he ever imagined. No Slash
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Blinker Trouble by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward takes Bella home. He pokes things unwillingly...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Tears Of Pain by SillyIsabella reviews
Now more than ever I wished I was human, so I could slip to unconsciousness, stop thinking- dream of Bella- But my mind and my flawless memory did not leave me in peace. Oneshot, Takes place during New Moon. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Edward - Complete
A drunken Mr Todd by F.D. Tamms reviews
The title says it all. Mr. Todd hits the bottle and asks Mrs. Lovett some strange things. Rated T for Drunkness. Sort of Sweenet, I guess. I definitely support that pairing, so I guess this could be considered Sweenet .
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Carmelita and the Magical Tap Shoes by honkugly reviews
In the Grim Grotto, almost every character goes insane. Esme gets obsessed with noodles, Carmelita won't stop tapping, and Klaus gets a bloody nose. The insaneness returns in the Penultimate Peril and after The End. Rated PG: Slapping and Bloody Noses
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Carmelita S., Esme S. - Complete
Track Star by AliceMakesMeLaugh reviews
Edward is forced to join the Forks High School Track Team! What happens as Mike's evil plans unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Johanna Senses by Kawaii-babi reviews
Anthony's Johanna senses are tingling! Oh, what's a striping young lad such as himself supposed to do? PURE CRACKFIC!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Annoying Neighbors by Freebird87 reviews
Danny is so sick of Kimmy coming over all the time. This time, she brought friends. Please Read and Review!
Full House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Tra La La by BeBopALula reviews
Anthony interrupts a very tired Sweeney Todd with a very cheerful song. What will happen? Answer: Bad stuff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sweeney T., Anthony H. - Complete
The Day I Popped! by forever is never forever reviews
Like every woman who goes through, pregnacy they eventually "pop". Meaning, they start to actual look pregnant, well this little one-shot is about how Juno reacts to "popping". Enjoy!
Juno - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
The Cullens discover photoshop by edessa reviews
Just an idea that hit me when I was on photoshop...what if the cullens discovered photoshop, and created a "war" with it inside their family? It may not be the best writing, but I hope you guys enjoy it...It's pretty short. Rated teen just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2008
When Something Goes Wrong by EmmettMcFly55 reviews
As Marty crashes into the Courthouse heading for the lightning he's stranded in the 50s. Will he be able to recover from his accident and from the shock he's stuck in the past forever? Prologue of the Stranded In A Foreign Time Series. Now finished!
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Settlement of Affairs by St. Minority reviews
“I will make you wish that you had never returned.” Turpin/Sweeney, Anthony, Mrs. Lovett. Warning: Rape, m/m, violence/blood play/slight razor blade kink
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Ship of Demons by Jamie Redsontes reviews
Sequel to Ship of Nightmares. Angela has to stop her father from killing more innocent people.......but a twist unlike any other is about to come into play.
Ghost Ship - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
The Locker by aisarete reviews
Jack sometimes wonders whether or not he really left the Locker. WARNING: Jacken guess what that is
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Kraken - Complete
The Big News by bttf4444 reviews
It starts out to be a typical day for Violet and Klaus, when their parents announce that they have some big news! Minor edit to fix Beatrice's age.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
The Long Year by bttf4444 reviews
A series of stories of how the Quagmires cope with missing the Baudelaires. Missing You is Chapter Two, and Chapter One is a new story.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Quigley Q., Violet B. - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Let Me Borrow That Top by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Edward plus alcohol equals insanity! XD um... Edward gets wasted on his birthday. Flames kill me, so please, no flaming. Rated for some language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Anamnesis in Full Revolution by Breathing Neptune reviews
Sweeney unravels and ties the past with the present. Anthony presses where he’s not wanted. Warning for rape and slash.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by smashing reviews
Mr. Todd and Mrs. Lovett both have nightmares. ToddLovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
It's A Wonderful Life, Klaus by Sugary Snicket reviews
Yes, it's finally here. Klaus Baudelaire feels so down on himself one christmas that he kills himself. But when his guardian angel appears to him, he gets a second chance to live. Will he take it? Obviously AU. ASOUE and IAWL crossover. Happy Holidays!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Klaus B. - Complete
Bittersweet Revenge by RichOverlordSam reviews
Sequel to Wanna Play A Game? It's been a year since Samara was really trapped. Rachel and Aidan have moved to Michigan to escape the bad memories. But 4 college students accidentally release Samara, and this time she doesn't want a mom. She wants revenge.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Video Marketing by animelovingskater reviews
Another victim of advertizing.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
The End of The End by GinnyNevilleLuna1029384756 reviews
OK, I have nothing against Lemony Snicket but I was bored. So... Read and Review!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
The Horrible Hotel by BookMissionaryAuthor reviews
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny hide from the police by taking a job hotel sitting, in complete isolation. A family was murdered at the hotel and Klaus is getting crazier by the day. Will the evil hotel drive him to chopping his sisters up? Based on The Shining.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Klaus B., Violet B. - Complete
Ghosts and Ghouls by Nieriel Raina reviews
UFS: During their travels, Legolas and Gimli encounter a village with some beliefs the dwarf has never encountered before. Legolas enlightens him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Frozen Mist by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
Ichabod Crane's work in Sleepy Hollow is interrupted by a prank gone too far. This story is based on movie!verse, and it's a rather old story Ive been working on, so I apologize in advance haha. :
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
The Last Laugh by Ragnelle reviews
Some things are not a laughing matter. Aragorn finds out the hard way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/16/2007 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] - Complete
One MORE Unfortunate Event by The Lightning Knight reviews
The Bauldilaires had enough troubles to deal with, but what if they had a tenyearold crybaby who thinks that he's the coolest kid in the world following them? An even HARDER time, that's what!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007
The Legend of Clint Eastwood by bttf4444 reviews
What were Seamus' and Maggie's perspective on the mysterious Clint Eastwood? The first of three holefiller stories this fall. This takes place in the timeline where Martin McFly's life was saved.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Family Reunion by Leaving-My-Mark reviews
AWE Spoilers! At the Brethren Court Meeting Jack is reunited with his father. It's the first time he's seen him in years. But who's to say that his father won't be the only one he's reuniting with in several years? And what would make Jack Sparrow cry?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,001 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Remote Control by thesunshinekid reviews
Dr. Cullen comes home to an interesting debate.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Child's Play by LaBellaBella reviews
Bella has to babysit, and Edward decides to help her. Who knew a cute little boy could be such a demon? Edward's point of view as he battles to keep his cool with a four year old kid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,571 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Esme's In Show by The Lightning Knight reviews
Esme hosts her own show about what's In, and what's Out. But for some reason, crazy things keep happening. WARNING: Contains sad, dreadful things such as horrible outfits, babies with fake cigars, evil villains, and spicy beefjerky.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Esme S.
Twilightmon by Foxtail-inferno reviews
Edward finds a Pikachu and chaos ensues. Are there more of these creatures? Maybe! Oh, dear, not the grandfather clock! Pokemon Crossover
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007
A Nocturnal Visitor by starry-oblivion reviews
[Tim Burton movieverse] After Ichabod settles down with Katrina in New York, young Masbath is somewhat disappointed to see that Ichabod is constantly attempting to put up a stoic front. A quick visit from an unexpected winged visitor changes all that.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning With the Volturi by thesunshinekid reviews
For those who loved Spring Cleaning With the Cullens. What ancient treasures will the Volturi unearth on Spring Cleaning day?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Cullen Calamities, Hale Horrors, and Swan Swoons by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
Four OneShots. Complete [means there will be no more]. Sorry to the Rabid readers. I still do requests.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Katie's First Cruise by Angela-Bennet reviews
Veryshortfic Katie before and after boarding.
Ghost Ship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
25 Ways to Annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by ImitationPirateShip reviews
I think it's self explanitory xD.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Crazy One Shots! BAMMM! by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Random One Shots!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Ship of Nightmares by Jamie Redsontes reviews
Two friends aboard a haunted ship. Angela and Katie must tell Lynn and Epps the horrors of the Antonia Graza. The catch is, a secret is revealed in the process of freeing the lost souls. A secret not meant to be told.... Please R&R!
Ghost Ship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Complete
Can't Touch This by KismetHappens reviews
Edward is grounded and Bella decides to have a little fun with him. Was formerly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Victoria's Revenge Sequel to THIS MEANS WAR by SinisterSweet07 reviews
So it all comes down to this. Victoria was going down. Werewolves,vampires,Chip Skylark,and snappy the vampire turtle! Not to mention a still not sober Bella. She was easily outnumbered. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Edward's Birthday by RainAndThunder1991 reviews
On Edwards b'day every year, something bad happens to him, why should this year be any different? Includes: Polar bears, Penquins, Stalkers, PeepingToms, and many other things in my sick, twisted, little mind.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2007
This means war by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Jake,I don't want your hand this time. I'll save myself. It doesn't even matter. I'm not playing the victim this time. Its time to take action. Edwards not here to save me anymore. This has nothing to do with him. This is about me. And this means war. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007
The Magical Effects of Alcohol! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Someone contaminated the lakes and rivers outside of Forks with alcohol, and it just so happens Edward is out hunting. This is totally random and RETARDED! Ever wondered if Edward wears boxers or briefs? Read chapter three to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Whispering Hope by Hermione Eveningfall reviews
Eight years after Pirates of the Caribbean, Will and Elizabeth are happily married with a young daughter. However, their peaceful life soon changes when Will falls desparately sick.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,962 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
My Beloved, My Home, My Ship by TruffleRuffle reviews
Jack is ill, and all he want's is to go home, back to his Beloved Black Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2007
Wanna Play A Game? by RichOverlordSam reviews
Rachel and Aidan moved to San Fransisco to escape Samara and the memories haunting them. But Samara shows up and kidnaps Aidan. Now it's up to Rachel to save him, but Samara has lots of tricks up her sleeve... COMPLETE!
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Complete
Leaves In a Breeze by Cyber 14 reviews
Death, it never seemed so close for Klaus Baudelaire. R&R PLZ. Better then it sounds.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Klaus B., Violet B.
Thicker Than Water by mypiratecat1 reviews
PostAWE. EDITED! WE. Jack, Will & Elizabeth are returning home on the Pearl after AWE. Calypso appears with shocking news that Jack & Will are cousins. Jack falls very ill, Will must uncover Jack's sad past to save their new family ties.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
What If by madamwolf reviews
ONESHOT. What if Shooter was real? What if Mort wasn't... completly insane? How the end could have turned out if these what if's were reality.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
The Cautious Concierge by RockSunner reviews
This is an AU from TPP. What if Violet had disabled the harpoon gun before giving it to Carmelita? Possible spoilers for TE.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Justice S., Jerome S. - Complete
Confined Spaces by Smudgie reviews
Marty struggles with claustrophobia.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007
FineTuning the Future by Raicathre reviews
When someone close to Marty dies, he begins to blame himself for the accident. With no Doc to help him, and the time machine shattered into shards of memories, Marty sets out to change the past on his own.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006
Under the Weather by Maggie Cohen reviews
A little fluff piece between Marty and the Doc: Marty gets sick. Please Read & Review.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/1/2007
Uncle Joey by Smudgie reviews
A relative is out to get Marty's family using the time machine. A sequel of sorts to 'Eternal Halloween'. WARNING rating has gone up.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Forgotten by Small Chemist reviews
Marty can’t keep up this charade for long. He doesn’t know his family anymore, and it’s only a matter of time before they figure out his secret. It's been one week since Marty’s time travels, and already his family is falling apart. Marty's POV.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
Edward and the Cat by Star869 reviews
Another random fanfiction, courtesy of my crazy mind! Title pretty much tells all. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
My father's eyes by Rose de Sharon reviews
DMC, settled between the whipping scene and the Turners’ meeting with Wywern, also my explanation of how Will got treatment for his wounds.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Back to the Future Part IV by bttf4444 reviews
Marty and Doc go back in time to 1925. Made minor edits to when Arthur met Sylvia.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
IT'S GONE! by PinkPixie019 reviews
A cute little humor fic I wrote. Edward is missing something.... wonder what it could be.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
They've Got Mail by Anakin McFly reviews
NOVELISATION IS HERE. Go straight to the last chapter for details.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,716 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Complete
It's due back in seven days by Panda Luff reviews
The Baudelaire orphans watch a rented copy of The Ring, or at least that movie that you die within 7 days of watching...you know the one...with the...ah whatever! Just read and review...please.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Count O.
What's Left of Klaus by snappleapple518 reviews
Klaus' thoughts upon meeting Isadora for the first time after she sailed away.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Klaus B., Isadora Q. - Complete
Marty's Torment by bttf4444 reviews
Marty McFly has received too many detentions this year. Ms. Coleman finally gets an opportunity to inflict her special brand of punishment on Marty, by tickling his feet! Admittedly a fluff piece.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
In a Fix by theladyligea reviews
Captain Jack once told me that he would never have kids. Ah, well. A boy can dream, can't he? Contains MPREG, and probably a helluva lot of it in the future. If that ain't your thing, don't read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
A Parody of Sleepy Hollow by Dont.Open.That.Door reviews
A parody of Sleepy Hollow. Read and review!
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006
Forget This! by Sugary Snicket reviews
A Slippery Slope semiparody. Includes random referances to other things for my peeps in other fanfiction areas to look though on the off chance that they are an Unfortunate Events fan as well as a Danny Phantom fan.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Drugged by Imma Kiwi Bird reviews
[R&R, please] [Set a little after the movie] “You can’t talk, boy.” Shooter said, his hand drawing across the brim of his hat. “Can’t whisper, can’t murmur, can’t scream...”
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
A Tale of Martin McFly by bttf4444 reviews
Marty has dreams of Seamus' brother, also named Martin McFly. Edited several chapters to change from DeLorean to station wagon. A Trilogy Story
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Future Son by Smudgie reviews
What if Marty had told Lorraine in 1955 who he really was?
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
A Shoulder To Cry On by am writing reviews
Jack's turns to The Pearl after hearing Bootstrap's news. Set in DMC, so there are obvious spoilers. Songfic to It's All Over by Three Days Grace. One Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Like Father Like Son by bttf4444 reviews
Marty McFly Jr and Harmony Brown from 2016 travel back to 1986. A Trilogy Story. Made minor edit to Epilogue regarding which concert Marty Jr and Harmony sneaked off to.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,309 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Misery Journey by Flaming Trails reviews
Emmett Brown learns about his unusual drinking problem in a rather painful way. A BackToTheFanFic Challenge fic.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete
I Feel Pretty by kasey8473 reviews
Anakin dons a frilly ballgown as a disguise on assignment. The usual sort of mishaps occur. A companion piece to 'The Long Road Back'. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
ByeBye Love by depplosion reviews
Short oneshot that takes place after Mort and Amy's breakup. From both Mort and Amy's POV. Yay, Simon and Garfunkel!
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Nollie Violet Weasley reviews
Klaus has finally built up enough courage to invite Isadora Quagmire to Violet and Quigley's engagement ball. Things get complicated when a certain scientist from the past shows up to mess with Klaus' emotions. And what about the strangely familiar blonde
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
Sleep With Your Eyes Open by Katatonia reviews
Pippin gets a nasty shock one evening and Aragorn doesn't help matters...whoever said Rangers were mature? Warning: mention of death but nothing explicit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Hypnotica by Sugary Snicket reviews
A oneshot about what could have happened during the first time Klaus was Hypnotized in TMM. Told from Klaus' POV.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Klaus B. - Complete
Teen Doc by Flaming Trails reviews
NonTrilogy Story: While helping Doc test some new inventions for the DeLorean, Marty is temporarily stranded in 1938. A chance encounter leads to him learning a lot about his best friend. AN: I split Chapter 3 into Chapter 3 and 4
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,653 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
The Child, The Cry, And The Box by Merenwen 'Aldalas' Silverleaf reviews
Elladan and Elrohir tell a young Estel a ghost story after the child informs them that he isn’t afraid of anything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
The 'dementedly random' Ring by The One To Rule Them All reviews
This was a hilarius odd dream I had the other night about when me and my friends see The Ring's cursed video and Samara's skeleton pops up behind my curtains. Please read and review! XD
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
The Wicked Witch is Dead by ChoFrog09 reviews
Isadora's sleeve is burning! Violet picks up a pail of water, but some of the water hits Olaf in the face! Then Olaf...melts?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Count O., Isadora Q. - Complete
Tea For Two by kasey8473 reviews
Dormé has a tiny little crush on ObiWan. There is a slight possibility he reciprocates. Chapter 7 is updated with corrections. Complete. Rating is for the humor.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,975 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Delightful Dance by redsoxfreak01 reviews
Thirtysix A Series of Unfortunate Events characters are having a dance. Rated for safety, I don't want this taken off the net! No swearing! Please R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005
Back to Endora by Lip Balm reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape] Gilbert, Arnie and Becky go back to Endora for Arnie's 20th birthday. Now Finished.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/22/2003
I Need Violet by ChoFrog09 reviews
When the ladder is shot with a harpoon in a different spot, it sends Klaus, Violet, and Isadora tumbling to the ground. Now Klaus must pick who he wants to save : oneshot
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
How do you make a grown Fellowship cry? by Ereneth reviews
Show them fanfiction...that's how!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Aragorn, Eomer - Complete
Midnight Tapping by Aelaer reviews
He woke up to a sound. Tap. Tap. Tap. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Cherazor reviews
What if Marty, upon his arrival in 1885, had told Seamus and Maggie the wrong thing? What if he'd told them that he was Martin McFly? Chapter Two up! :D
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 10/19/2005
The String by Gala Starfire reviews
When kickass reporter Clarissa's neice dies in a freaky phenomenon, she goes in to investigate. Along with with the help from her ex boyfriend and her daughter.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
Safe Under the Circumstances by This Is Da Vinci Speaking reviews
Mort has just gone through an interesting process...is he free from Shooter forever? Will he confide everything in the woman who saved his life? MortOC Rated for language...and later scenes.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2005
Idiotic Deeds by Birdiaction reviews
FINISHED! Samara has broken her mom's necklace and is totally desperate to fix it...maybe a little too desperate. Not as funny as my other story, but still funny I guess. Please R&R.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
An Unfortunate Time In the Hollywood Tower Hotel by Samantha Sterling reviews
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are on the run as accused murderers and take refuge in the Hollywood Tower Hotel. And the time they spend there is time they will never forget. A crossover between Series of Unfortunate Events and Tower of Terror.
Crossover - Tower of Terror & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Violet B. - Complete
Sunny Side Up by DoeRaeMe reviews
Twelve year old Sunny has just finished the 6th grade and is about to experience what she thought would be an uneventful summer. But she might be in for a few surprises including a dangerous popcorn bowl, spicy soup, dance camp and dog biscuits. COMPLETED
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sunny B. - Complete
Hypnotized by Mark of CTown reviews
Count Olaf hypnotizes Klaus, making him forget his past and believing that he's Olaf's son so he can gain Klaus' fortune. When he does, Olaf leaves the Hook Handed Man with the disposal of Klaus. But can he with the haunting memory of people long lost?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Klaus B.
Wicked Endings the First: The Shattered Windowpane by Baudelairette reviews
Told from Isadora Quagmire's and Klaus Baudelaire's points of view. Please R&R.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005
Is all hope lost? by aiken4liam reviews
Is all hope lost for Klaus? When Isadora went away.. he hasn't been the same. KI. read and review! more chapters coming up
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Drunk Elves In Dresses by The Starving Writer reviews
Aragorn and Legolas get a tad bit drunk, and wake up the next morning married to eachother! NOT Slash, just a bit of fun! Rated T just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Sickening Survival by Sugary Snicket reviews
The Baudelaires get trapped in a car with their two worst enemies! Can they survive this misadventure?
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Nobody Calls Me Chicken! by The Hobbit Lass reviews
It's Halloween, and nine year old Marty goes trick or treating dressed up as a chicken. Uh oh...
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
The Demon Seed by Starr Dust reviews
A late night stroll has strange results for Ichabod. slash mpreg Complete
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,260 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
The Diary of Violet Baudelaire by Watermelon Wishes reviews
This is Violet Baudelaire's diary. She writes in it until it is destroyed in the Baudelaire fire a few months after she receives it. She writes about her daily struggles, which seem rather small compared to what she faces later.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005
Not So Safe Place by Elphie Marky reviews
Sequel to Poetry Club! [complete] Takes place after book 12. The Baudelaires get to Hotel Denouement looking to be reunited with the Quagmires while avoiding Count Olaf and his troupe. R&R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
The Cry of a Child by Celeblass reviews
Aragorn is finding out some of the difficulties of being a new father.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Olaf's Tower by Elphie Marky reviews
ONE SHOT! Olaf warned the orphans to stay out of his tower - and for good reason. Klaus finds out the hard way what Olaf really does.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
Fever by Lover's End reviews
Who is like me and ever wondered about the day the Bauds got fever? OK, I think I'm like the only one. Oh well. So that's why this story is here. Oneshot. Sort of stupid.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
Curtains Calling by Dupin reviews
Carmelita Spats is sent undercover to kill off the last one standing, Violet Baudelaire.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2005
The Somewhat Official VFD Training Video by Fancy name not available reviews
The always mysterious and confusing VFD has come up with an equally mysterious and confusing training video.Stupid thing written in spare time.Oneshot? Rated for very slight language...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005
The Physics of a Skateboard by Flaming Trails reviews
Marty attempts to teach Doc how to skateboard, with less than optimal results.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
I Think That I Shall Never See by vanillafluffy reviews
Why Sam likes trees, and other things he thinks about. A leafy little something for Arbor Day.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/29/2005
Grand Finale by ChoFrog09 reviews
Violet has just vanished at the Regal Washington Theater! Isadora is now in a race against time to find her. The building is destined for demolition in three days, and a sinister caller says Violet will go down with it! DISCONTINUED
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Isadora Q., Violet B.
VFD Very False Deaths by K.V.Kubinski reviews
It had been a year sience Klaus and Sunny "died" but it was not so, they were hidden, hidden in the croud, and Violet didn't know... untill now. Sequel to the Frozen Forest Rated T for violence and mild language
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
How Do You Get That Lonely? by Elphie Marky reviews
One-shot during TVV. Angsty Klaus. See bio for explanation on all my song fics.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Underneath the Smile by strawberryfinn reviews
[On HIATUS]. Based on the movie. Klaus is suffering from different thoughts. Does Violet really hate him? What's going to happen to them? R & R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005
You thought wrong dude by FutureFox reviews
Alternate ending for part 3. What if Marty hadn't been wearing that stove door.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
Book the Twelth: A Comedy by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Book the Fifth and a Half: The Carmelita Comedy by jonnyboy17 reviews
If you love Carmy comedies, read this! PG for brief crack and highness references, and some disturbing rude humor.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005
Sleepless Night by Tracie1 reviews
Written originally for the LJ backtothefanfic community, this is a very brief account of Marty's thoughts following his return home from 1955.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Samara Goes to the Mall by Birdiaction reviews
What an original title (NOT). Anyway, this is a funny little story about Samara's mom taking her to the mall, and what a brat she was. Once again, enjoy.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Conspirators by slightlytookish reviews
Early on in the Quest, Pippin and Sam talk while Frodo sleeps. Written for Marigold’s Challenge 10.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Peregrin T., Samwise G.
Changing Tides by SilverWolf7 reviews
A short, little story set on the boat trip Legolas and Gimli took to Valinor. Rather silly, but I think rather funny. Features: Laughing Gimli at Legolas's expense and a rather sorry Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Frozen Forest by K.V.Kubinski reviews
Everything begins to crumble for the Baudilares as they meet new people, witness new deaths, and discover someone that could have been a trusted allie, could never be their friend.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Different Kind of Fear by Violet K. Baudelaire reviews
Hmm. This is new. Klaus plus Small Spaces equals Claustrophobic Klaus. This could get interesting...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
A Series of Unfortunate Events by mickeyelliottc reviews
Violet, Klaus and Sunny find new friends like them who have also lost their family in a fire. They soon find out that they will be spending much time together, escaping Count Olaf's evil plans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
Fool by Stodgey reviews
Olaf has captured Klaus, and the boy reflects on his failure. Pain, angst, revenge. Movie based.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2005
Carmelita, A Fanfiction Starring Carmelita Spats! by Super Shayde reviews
Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
Mirkwood Accounting by Araindil reviews
AU, humorous fic based off an excellent comedy show 'Good Morning Miami. Ch5: Aragorn gets addicted to gum and there's something about watches... Read and find out. Rated PG13 for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
The Camping Trip by elfchicks reviews
Legolas and Gimli tell ghost stories around a camp fire...and suffer the consequences afterward. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Cursed Namesake by Ael L. Bolt reviews
After the festival, Marty thinks about Seamus’ brother. No slash.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Half Of What You See Repost by Karushna5 reviews
Horse hooves pound on the dirt beneath as a man in black races through the night, a black machete in one hand and a severed head in another. A scream is heard in the night as Aragorn watches the horseman approach. It is his turn to die he can feel it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
The Queequeg Experience by Oliver diLustro-Halliwell reviews
Fionaus! One Off! 'Klaus looked up, his eyes puffy and tear-stained, and saw Fiona, in her bra and some pyjama pants (her arms covering her chest), looking down at Klaus quizzically.' R, R and E!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004
Um, Voilet rhyms with Toilet! by 0XOX Walking Flame reviews
Hilarious! Violet talking all...weird. Sharing her experiances about A dorky brother, and a drooling sister (Well, except for Voilet's short term memeory.)
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2004
The pointless One by 0XOX Walking Flame reviews
My first story here, Pretty much a pointless, stupid, funny, humerless story. Pretty weird. I just got the rhyming desease, so spare me. It's all pointless.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004
Ghost Stories by AngieT reviews
Frodo, Sam and Merry go on their first adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/10/2004
Cry by Princess Buttercup 36 reviews
Every one has their own tragedies. But can anyone compare to what happend to Klaus Baudelaire? READ AFTER THE GRIM GROTTO! OTHER WISE YOU WILL BE AWARE OF WHAT HAPPENS AND VERY CONFUSED!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
Epps Orders A Pizza by Evelyn Valerious reviews
They were all hungry so Epps did the only thing she could. She ordered a pizza.
Ghost Ship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
I Did WHAT! by Catmint reviews
Set directly after Inebration in Mirkwood. Glorfindel is summoned to Elrond's office as it transpires that not all events from the celebration feast have been retained in the memory of the HalfElf's mind...Humour fic. Read Inebriation first.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
The Dark Side's Beloved by Miss Eureka Destiny reviews
Carrie White is transported to the Star Wars galaxy where she becomes the Emperor's apprentice. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2004
What's still eating Gilbert Grape? by fanfic1422 reviews
What's eating Gilbert Grape? Nearly ten years later and his life in perfect, but somethings still pain Gilbert. Will he ever be fully happy with all that he has been given?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2004
Inebriation in Mirkwood by Catmint reviews
In celebration of the birth of Prince Legolas, the Rivendell Elves travel to Mirkwood. Somewhere along the line, though, someone has neglected to inform Elrond of the strength of the wine...Humour fic, featuring a drunk Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,624 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Surprised? by Ed-Wood reviews
Benny and Joon! It's set a few months after the film, and mostly centred on Sam, Ruthy and Joon sorry Benny fans ....who are we kidding? You are all SAM and Johnny Depp FANS! Thanks.
Benny and Joon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
Witch's Blood by JadeiteZ reviews
An enemy of Ichabod's mother has come to New York. Seeking that which will give her untold power.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 3/24/2001
The Beginning of the End by Takada Saiko reviews
Mild swearing. Mort and Amy's conversation after he walks in on Amy and Ted. Just a short li'll one shot . R&R please, I'm a review addict.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Two Months Later by Takada Saiko reviews
AU(had an alternate ending), Two months after the ordeal with John Shooter, Mort thinks he's safe. His ex wife Amy and he are getting along better, even if she is still with Ted, and he's writing his book, but what happens when Shooter returns?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
The Week from Hell by Takada Saiko reviews
set 12 years before "A brush with East India Company". Bootstrap Bill takes a very injured Jack Sparrow to his own home in hopes of saving the young pirate's life. R&R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004
A Brush with the East India Company by Takada Saiko reviews
Captian Jack Sparrow had a brush with the East India Company some time before where he recieved his pirate's brand. What happens when some of his old captors come looking for him? Sequal to Love's Curses and Love's Blessings
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Birthday Boy by ElvenPirate41 reviews
A What's Eating Gilbert Grape fic. Arnie's POV regarding his mother's death.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Sleep Rap by Adryl reviews
Legolas talks in his sleep? Who knew? Borrowed lines from Beverly Hills Cop II. NEW! More randomness added, LOTR modern life! DISCONTINUED ATM
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003
What If? by Anakin McFly reviews
An alternate ending to Part 1...
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
The Marty Mcfly Chronicles 1 12 : 2 short stories by pops-mcfly reviews
2 short stories of young Marty
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
Klaus's Misfortune by edgy wedgy reviews
(Chapter 15 up) Due to the unintended effects of Violet's prank, Klaus finds himself married to Olaf. Meanwhile Violet is lost...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/16/2003
I am trying not to think! by Demus reviews
Cute prequest hobbityness between Merry and Pippin. Merry finds Pippin sat on his own trying not to think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
You Get Me by Hermione Baudelaire reviews
An extremly fluffy IsadoraKlaus in honor of Valentine's Day. Songfic to 'You Get Me' by the extremly talented Michelle Branch. Sappiness warning! I mean it! You may want to brush your teeth after reading...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004
The Outer Limits Of THE DUCKY! by LegolasLover2003 reviews
When Will gets an unexpected visit from four dimension hopping Hobbits, things go crazy! Expect plenty of movie crossovers for this one.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Frodo B., Will T.
A Statue of an Elf by Lydia2 reviews
Complete Legolas has been told by his father that he is not allowed to cry, centuries later he meets Aragorn, raised to be emotionally healthy, can Isildur's heir save him NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
True Hero by Flaming Trails reviews
Set after Abombinable Doc which is in the R section, it's another sap story about Halloween.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
A New Feeling: Sickness by SilverWolf7 reviews
Edited AU. I was thinking of the fact that Elves don't get sick and was wondering if they could get allergic reactions? This is what I thought of for that. Early in the Fellowship something added to the food causes Legolas to have an allergic reactio
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Pippin's Snowflake by Mora Black reviews
Is there a category for hobbit fluffiness? Anyway, this is a holiday story about Pippin. All he wants is to catch a snowflake and find Christmas presents for Frodo, Sam, and Merry. Prequest, no slash. VERY CUTE! Pleez R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Overcome Death by Lip Balm reviews
[ONE SHOT] [BASED ON MOVIE] Ichabod thinks back to the gruesome events that occured in Sleepy Hollow. Nightmares and insanity..Rated for graphic imagery.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
Thaumatrope by Mistoffelees reviews
Based on the movie. Ichabod contemplates in bed.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Complete
Boredom on Caradhas by Volcanic Plug reviews
Pippin gets bored on the way up the mountain and Legolas decides to help. NON SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Way too much information by Chanra reviews
Rated PG 13 for extreme nastiness. Legolas uncovers some very- disturbing facts in a book... once you read it, you'll be disturbed too... Chapter 2 up because you reviewed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Zoot Suit Riot by pops-mcfly reviews
A brief description of what happens in between the time Marty leaves the dance and arrives at the Clocktower. told from Marty's POV
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003
BTTF: The Marty Mcfly Chronicles 1:Tunnel Vision by pops-mcfly reviews
Six year old Marty blackmails his siblings into taking him along to the Hill Valley tunnel. rated PG for one cuss word, a little violence, and racial slurs uttered by villan
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2003
Fever Dreams and Secrets by Saahira reviews
Because of his delirium, a sick Jack reveals to Will secrets about himself and Bootstrap Bill, and Jack's own childhood, which he would never have admitted when in his right mind. Rated PG-13 for past adult situations.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2003
Flashes of Light, Rulers of Fate by LegolasLover2003 reviews
A young women finds a mysterious man in the woods. It turns out to be the Elf Legolas, and he has a mission to fullfill. Takes place in the real world and MiddleEarth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,128 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Return to Sleepy Hollow by Trish Bennett reviews
In this sequel to the Tim Burton movie, Ichabod Crane arrives back in New York to find his sanity in question. He must return to Sleepy Hollow to prove himself and put the evil to rest once and for all.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Complete
Pool Party by Flaming Trails reviews
My first BTTF: TAS story! A filler scene for Gone Fishin'.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly by Anakin McFly reviews
Just as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 7 UP!*
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003
Dear anonymous by Chanra reviews
Legolas and co. have had enough of being treated like just characters. Now, they've decided to revolt. NEW from Haldir, who is neither fat nor dead. Same fic, summary changed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Dark Half by Flaming Trails reviews
Doc's sadistic twin decides to torture him by kidnaping Marty. But things aren't exactly how they appear. . . A NonTrilogy Story
Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
ASOUE THE VILE VIDEOTAPE by Mickey5 reviews
CHAPPY 3 UP! THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!ASOUE + H.P COMBINED IN ONE ! IT'S A SPOOKER! THE KIDS DECIDE TO WATCH THE RING - AND SOON LEARN REVENGE ISN'T ALWAYS SO SWEET. READ TO FIND OUT MORE! :) ~!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Marilla by Smego Baggins reviews
After his mother is killed by Orcs, a grief-stricken 4-year-old Legolas embraces a cat as his new 'mother', and finds healing with the cat and her new kittens. *Complete**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
Usurpers and Adventurers by Baylor reviews
In which Frodo is hung-over, Pippin is cranky, Pervinca is naughty, Pimmie is bitten, and Merry will not stand for being usurped. Pre-LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
The Science of Elves by Chanra reviews
This is what you get when you have a really bored author who is obsessed with LOTR, and a science project due in a week. It has been done before by someone else *not for people who are squimish about blood, nothing is held in a graphic manner*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2003
Malcolm Of The Rings by HiBob reviews
LOTR/MITM Malcolm awakens in Mirkwood Forest and quickly releases he is in trouble, because Reese and Dewey are with him. Middle Earth will never be the same again.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Bananas And Ale by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
A drunk Legolas tries to explain to Elrond exactly how Aragorn got beat up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Meeting in the Woods by Ky the Irish Pikey reviews
My take on how Aragorn and Legolas met. Aragorn's hunting in the woods, when the blood-curdling screams of a tortured elf catch his ears...*COMPLETED* (Thanks for your reviews everybody!!! =^^=)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,506 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Broken Slipper by Backroads reviews
An alternate ending to Cinderella: What is a single ball worth?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Complete
Ich Liebe Dich by Flaming Trails reviews
Doc and Marty talk together after Marty's Darth Vader routine. Kinda Sappy.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
Legolas gets Legless by Shaz220885 reviews
Legolas gets drunk and causes havoc in the fellowship. chapter 4 FINALLY added PLZ R+R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/29/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Clothes Encounter by Flaming Trails reviews
Doc and Marty had a dangerous time looking for 50s clothes. . . .
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
The unread, unfinished diary of Alex P Keaton by SilverskYY reviews
Alex moves to New York to study at Columbia. There he records every adventure/misadventure he finds himself in. Every person (of significance of course) he meets. It is basicly a window into Alex's mind... My friend and I wrote this, pretty funny, Ch 3!
Family Ties - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 9/2/2002
Hobbitwood by Talking Hawk reviews
The hobbits travel to Hollywood, and while the rest of the Fellowship cry like little girls, Pippin becomes obsessed with chocolate. Is that the end of the insanity? Nooooo... (No slash, and revised version now up!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Halfway to Hollin by Staggering Wood-Elf reviews
Pippin is having trouble keeping up with the Fellowship as they travel South of Rivendell towards Hollin. However, an unlikely friendship changes things... Not a slash, just friendship and cute hobbitness. Hope you like!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Peregrin T., Legolas
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Campfire Tales reviews
The Fellowship enjoys a few scary stories over dinner around the campfire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/4
Schizo reviews
This is what happens when you combine me, a computer, a few too many energy drinks, and all my favorite characters from my favorite fandoms. Written because I'm stupid.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008
A friend to the friendless reviews
Twins Anthony and Alice have moved from Manchester, England to Chamberlain, Maine with their family, coincidentally next door to Carrie White. May turn into Carrie/OC.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Carrie W., OC
Thunderstorms reviews
Pippin has always been afraid of thunderstorms. A series of cute drabbles revolving around Pippin and his fears.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Close Encounter reviews
And Caius thought things couldn't get any worse. Obviously, he was wrong. Rated for profanity, rape, and mpreg. Co-written with Shebelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Caius, Athenodora
Fun at Chick-Fil-A reviews
A routine trip to Chick-Fil-A takes a hilarious turn.
Secret Window - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Into the Darkness reviews
A particularly depressing personal experience of mine made into a Sleepy Hollow fic. Rated for a few scary situations, some swearing, and the fact that I'm paranoid and don't want this to be deleted AGAIN.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
Bloody Hell! Why? reviews
Anthony was not expecting this to happen when he came to London for the first time. Not for the faint of heart or squeamish. Written because I'm sick and twisted. Rated for profanity, rape, and mpreg.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Johanna B., Anthony H.
Severely screwed up reviews
A series of random drabbles for various catagories including Twilight, ASOUE, Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hollow, and Back to the Future. Includes Pirates of the Caribbean as well. Written because I'm stupid.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009
Carrie in Wonderland reviews
It started out as a simple shopping trip with a friend. It ended with a trip to Wonderland. Rated because I'm paranoid.
Crossover - Carrie & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Sweeney Todd and the horrors of youtube reviews
This is one way Sweeney might react to one of the most popular videos on youtube. Rated for very mild language.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Chills reviews
All Sweeney could do was lie there on the deck of the bountiful, helpless and shivering. Rated because Anthony has the mouth of a sailor. No pairing.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sweeney T., Anthony H.
Novocain Nonsense reviews
The Mad Hatter gets his wisdom teeth taken out. Hilarity and cuteness ensue on the way home. Rated higher than it should be because I'm paranoid.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Eyes on fire reviews
Klaus and Quigley are dead. Brutally murdered by someone they held dear. Violet has no idea who. Will she find their killer, or will they remain unknown? Is Violet next on the list to die? EDITED
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Violet B.
Muy Borracho reviews
Edward is drunk. What could possibly happen? Relax, it's relatively clean... Excuse the title, my Spanish isn't very good.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Oh, bugger reviews
Something on the time machine has gone haywire, causing Marty to end up in- What? Forks? Rated T because I'm paranoid. Written because I'm a freaking idiot.
Crossover - Back to the Future & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Marty McFly
Crapper clogging reviews
Basically the Twilight characters clogging toilets with random objects. Written because I'm stupid. If you don't like stupid, don't read this. This is the epitome of stupid.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009
Cullen Commercials reviews
Commercials by the Twilight characters. Get a sense of humor and an appreciation for corny commercials before you read it. Written because I'm stupid.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009
Under the Weather reviews
Edward is sick. Can Bella help nurse him back to health? I know this has been done before, but I just wanted to take a crack at it. Written because I'm a freaking idiot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tears of Venom reviews
Who knew vampires could cry? NM, EdPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Arachnaphobia reviews
Arachnaphobia: Noun. A fear of spiders. That's really all the information you're going to need for this one. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward
Dawn Of The Dead reviews
There is a strange sickness going around. Everyone who dies from it will soon come back to life. One small problem: They're flesh-eating zombies and they WILL eventually get you. EDITED.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008
Fun with exercise balls! reviews
Violet and Klaus have found out how to use an exercise ball for their entertainment. Written because I'm stupid. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
OH MY CRAPBALLS! reviews
Samara sees herself in The Ring. Contains spoilers. Written because I'm stupid.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Ghost Ring reviews
Katie from Ghost Ship, meet Samara from The Ring. My first fic. Rated, but to be on the safe side. Written because I'm stupid.
Crossover - Ring/Ringu & Ghost Ship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
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