Author has written 25 stories for Ring/Ringu, X-overs, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Twilight, Back to the Future, Carrie, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Sleepy Hollow, Secret Window, Lord of the Rings, and Ghost Ship.
Real name: Just call me Tatertard.
Basic personality: An angry black woman trapped in the body of a nerdy white girl. Does not take shit from ANYBODY.
A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Back to the Future Trilogy, Twilight saga, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit, Pitch Perfect, Titanic, The Conjuring, The Heat
A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket), Poseur (Rachel Maude), Speak; Fever 1793; Catalyst; (Laurie Halse Anderson), Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer), Carrie; Everything's Eventual; Skeleton Crew; Misery; Cujo (Stephen King), Lord of the Rings (JRR Tolkien)
"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver."-unknown
"Whoever said nothing was impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door." -unknown
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." -unknown
"I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly... I just sold 'em on Ebay." -unknown
"Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are related to us?" -Klaus Baudelaire
"I let my mind wander, but it never came back."-unknown
"Lost in thought. Send a search party."-T-shirt I saw somewhere
"Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it." -unknown
"Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own." -unknown
"You're unique, just like everyone else." -unknown
"Boys are like books. The good ones are taken, and all the bad ones are full of nonsense." -Me
"Either the curtains go or I go!"-Oscar Wilde
"Being normal is for freaks."-unknown
"I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine."- Jim Carrey
"Natural blonde; Please speak slowly." -T shirt
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown
"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." -James Thurber
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." -Homer Simpson
"Life goes pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller
"Our journey through time has taken a most excellent turn!" -Bill and Ted, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"I don't obsess! I think intensely." -unknown
"You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside." -unknown
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -unknown
"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'" -unknown
"Love is a battlefield. Have a weapon ready." -Me
"Unless life hands you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck." -unknown
"Life sucks, and then you die." -unknown
"This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?" -Colette, The Slippery Slope
"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." -John Adams
"You shall always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" -Jack Sparrow
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -Gandalf the Gray
"Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." -Samwise Gamgee
Copy these into your profile if they apply to you.
If you know someone (or several someones) who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
You can't understand the Bible without the Holy Spirit.
Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Jesus is the one I serve. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today... Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says, "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for!!
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.
Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If you are annoyed by people who misinterpret innocent statements in your profile to mean that you are making fun of them, so they go try to be martyrs by posting their annoyance at you in review form to one of your stories when nobody but them seems to have an issue with it, copy this and put it in your profile.
My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist...)
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.
Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
No, I won't go to hell! Satan has a restraining order against me.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Chuck Norris believes in God.
About my fics
My stories will be weird and abstract. Get an appreciation for abstract art before you read them.
Do not ask me to bash things in my writing if it is a requested fic.
Constructive criticism of my fics is fine, but as long as it's civilized. Think before you review. As for flames, well... All I have to say is this: Bring it on. Let's see how theatrical you can get.
I'm not necessarily a Legiel or Kiliel shipper. However, I don't mind them. When done right, they can be pretty cute.
Any questions? Glad we understand each other.
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