Author has written 12 stories for Naruto.
You don't know me.
I do, however, know you.
I live in a house, usually with the younger Sasuke, sometimes along with Zetsu, Orochimaru, and/or Tobi.
When we all gather in one room, hilarity ensues.
Also, you should never let me out alone. I tend to leave and not come back unless someone comes and gets me.
Which also usually ends in some hilarious way.
You should also never attempt to mess with anyone on the list. Eccept Sasuke. Sasuke can take care of himself. He has pointy stuffs.
Me and Deidara write stuff together. Right now we have 3 oneshots and 2 stories up. Yeah, I finally put up our school fic, which we were almost a full 13 chapters into when she dumped me and stopped speaking to me. However she's finally speaking to me again, so we might start back up on writing that soon.
I also sometimes write my own stuff alone and not with other people. Like "Happy Birthday, Sasori."
Speaking of writing stuff, I should probably get on that.
Now read some of my/our fanfics. And when you leave don't let the door hit your arse on the way out. Unless you read and don't review. Then the door is allowed to hit you.
Also, when you review, don't leave one-worders. Give me quotes you liked, and quotes you disliked. Y'see, that's what's called constructive criticism or in Painting-sensei's words, Pointing.
Now I will take my leave. Be careful and don't catch me on a bad night. You may not survive the onslaught of compulsive oneshots that show up for mere hours once every couple months or so. Uhm... drive safe. And leave a message after the beep.
I was kidding, you idiot.