Hitokugutsu
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Joined 08-26-07, id: 1362003, Profile Updated: 07-17-08
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto.

Hello.

You don't know me.

I do, however, know you.

I live in a house, usually with the younger Sasuke, sometimes along with Zetsu, Orochimaru, and/or Tobi.

When we all gather in one room, hilarity ensues.

Also, you should never let me out alone. I tend to leave and not come back unless someone comes and gets me.

Which also usually ends in some hilarious way.

You should also never attempt to mess with anyone on the list. Eccept Sasuke. Sasuke can take care of himself. He has pointy stuffs.

Me and Deidara write stuff together. Right now we have 3 oneshots and 2 stories up. Yeah, I finally put up our school fic, which we were almost a full 13 chapters into when she dumped me and stopped speaking to me. However she's finally speaking to me again, so we might start back up on writing that soon.

I also sometimes write my own stuff alone and not with other people. Like "Happy Birthday, Sasori."

Speaking of writing stuff, I should probably get on that.

Now read some of my/our fanfics. And when you leave don't let the door hit your arse on the way out. Unless you read and don't review. Then the door is allowed to hit you.

Also, when you review, don't leave one-worders. Give me quotes you liked, and quotes you disliked. Y'see, that's what's called constructive criticism or in Painting-sensei's words, Pointing.

Now I will take my leave. Be careful and don't catch me on a bad night. You may not survive the onslaught of compulsive oneshots that show up for mere hours once every couple months or so. Uhm... drive safe. And leave a message after the beep.

BEEEEEEEEP!

I was kidding, you idiot.

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Kiss From A Rose by MistressKaia reviews
Deidara is just a humble bee doing what bees do, gather nectar and pollen. Sasori is but a rose in a garden of many flowers. However, Deidara's about to get a lesson in life and love ? from a very unexpected source.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hidden Inside by Wrath Of Fire reviews
I don’t want anyone, or anything, to make you cry. I want to be here for you. But, at the rate things are going, I don’t think it’ll matter. [SasoDei] Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Fireworks of Eternity by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sequel to Denial. After their unlikely confession, Sasori and Deidara deepen their relationship, exploring through art, dango and passion of different sorts. Shonen ai, yaoi. Contains lime and lemon xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
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Clear Liquor, Cloudy Eyes reviews
An AU fanfic written half by me half by Mandy Pants. This is a DeiSaso fic. Yeah, she uke-ized me. Also includes some ItaDei and TobiDei and several other background pairings including, but not limited to, KonPein, SasuGaa, and oneway SakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,527 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Happy Birthday, Sasori reviews
Deidara finds out it's Sasori's birthday. What kind of present is the blonde going to give his partner and lover? !Warning- Yaoi and lemon, don't like, don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tobi's help reviews
Tobi can't stand his senpai's depression. It's been a long time since his senpais danna died, and Tobi is getting a little annoyed. Written in Tobi's PoV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Before Bedtime reviews
Deidara as a child just before bedtime. Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You're so mean, Danna, un! reviews
Sasori enjoys tripping Deidara. Deidara thinks Sasori is mean. Zetsu lets Deidara in on a mini philosophy. Quite short. Product of boredom.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Yuki no kuni A SasoDei fluff oneshot reviews
On their way home from a mission to the Land of Snow, Deidara and Sasori are caught in a blizzard. Sasori is nice and warm in Hiruko, but poor Deidara is without and form a warmth. Maybe Sasori can help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Puppet Like Me reviews
Who knew something as simple as eyes staring at him would lead him to this... Warning: Yaoi, don't like, leave Written by me and Mandy Pants, I give her full credit for all of Dei's actions. -Fanfic is dead-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Say it if it's Worth Savin' Me reviews
SasoDei death fic. To the song Savin' Me by Nickelback. Sasori dies, Deidara is soon to follow. In the afterlife, they are reunited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Oneshot Sequals Oneshot? reviews
It's funny, it's smutty, it's DeiSaso, what else ya want? What something that ties the two oneshots together? FINE I'll get to work on that. 'Til then read this! Warning:YAOI! Don't like, then GO AWAY!.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Erasing the Pain reviews
Sasuke is confused. Hurt. In love. But he still must leave. Still must find Itachi. This is an awful fanfic, it's so old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
How'd this all happen? reviews
SasoDei smut. Gaara's there for some reason... Hecks yes for SasoDei smuttyness [SasoDei, I was Sasori and Gaara, he was Deidara and Itachi. It was our first yaoi together 0w0]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
One Night at the Akatsuki Lair reviews
What happens when you get four sleep deprived adolescents and their mom in Naruto cosplay and have the Deidara character say something about art and bang... After everyone was asleep I decided to write it all out. Note: Deidara was played by Mandy Pants
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete