Author has written 11 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Thor, and Once Upon a Time.
Hey there! Thanks for taking the time to check out my profile!
Name: You can just call me Neve :)
Gender: Hate to state the obvious, but I'm a girl.
Location: Well... I'm from Canada (eh?) but I live in Australia.
I've been reading fanfiction since 7th grade -so what-since I was 12? And I started writing them when I was in 8th grade.
Hobbies: I like cosplaying (here are my deviant art accounts:and my older one ) Along with that I draw (or attempt it) and sew (although it usually just turns into a bundle of lace and scraps). And if you cant tell I read manga and watch anime of which my current favourite is Hetalia
I can speak French very poorly and studied Japanese for three years.
ALSO: be sure to check out my beta... the wonderful Nerro who writes the best D18 and OC fics for KHR! We've started work on a colab called Twitalia: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6977850/1/Twitalia... yeah, TwilightxHetalia... really just poking fun at Twilight with USUK and other pairings.
List 10 of your favourite characters in random order
1. Edward Elric (FMA)
2. England- Arthur Kirkland (Hetalia)
3. Dark (DNAngel)
4. Reverie Metherlance- Ren (Elemental Gelade)
5. Roy Mustang (FMA)
6. Fai (Tsubasa)
7. Tamaki (Ouran High School Hostclub)
8. Zoro (Onepiece)
9. Poland- Felix (Hetalia)
10. America- Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia)
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Me: *Thoughtfully* well… I guess Zoro would get drunk pretty early into dinner… then Dark would start spouting cheesy lines to Ren who at this point is most likely asleep.
Zoro: Is that really what would happen?!
Dark: *To Ren* did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because-
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Poland: C’mon! It’ll be, like, totally great… You’re, like, always so stressed. It’s totally relaxing
Roy: …Right now I think I’d be more relaxed if you would just disappear.
Poland: You’re, like, heartless. Do you want a back rub?
Roy: Did Ed send you in here?
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Me: *Looking side to side* who? Me? I- I mean there is a reason that Ed is the top of my list… But Fai is *fantasizing* but Ed’s body *fantasizing* and then England’s so cute-
England: I’m not an option!
Me: Right. Wait. Ed burned his house down and Fai travels from world to world.
England: Just pick already!
Me: Awwww, can't I just stay at yours?
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
England: A-America! It’s not what it looks like!!!
America: What’s not? Nah, I don’t care, I just want you to check out this awesome game with me!
Tamaki: You have a boy friend?
England: N-N-N-N-NO! He’s just- Well- You have hundreds of girlfriends!
Tamaki: Touché. Want to continue?
America: Can I join?
England: *Sobs* You used to be so innocent…
America: Yup! Now I’m horny!
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Me: So let me get this straight… Dark falls in love with Fai and Zoro is jealous… But… Vic Mignogna voices both Dark and Fai so that means… UGH! THE SEX! THAT WON’T WORK!
Zoro: Hey! That has nothing to do with the question!
Dark: But do you really want her to answer it?
6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 7 or 2?
Me: Ren! Why? *Shocked*
Me: I see.
Everyone: You see what?
Me: Anyway, let’s try every scenario!
America: I’m the hero! Don’t worry! I’ll get your wallet back!
America: Yes! *Retrieves wallet* Here you go!
Me: EEEKKK! AMERICA YOU RULE!
Tamaki: Why does such a beautiful girl feel the need to steal from another princess?
Tamaki: Please give my princess her wallet back *sparkles*
Ren: *Confused… Shakes head*
Tamaki: H-hey! Get back here! Princess!
Me: Uhhhh… Well… He tried…
Me: England! Get my wallet back!
England: Do it yourself!
Me: Are you sulking because I said your scones tasted nasty?
England: No… *pouting*
Me: *Forgotten wallet* You’re too cute! *Hugs*
England: W-what are you doing! Wanker! Get off of me!
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Me: Oh! That’s easy! You see, Ed starts fighting with Roy who tried to help by lighting the gas stove. Mean while England is following the show to try to learn how to cook. America is the test subject.
America: *sick* they’re even worse some how.
9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Me: Uhhhhh… Ren? I mean… Dark’s probably straight… So her maybe?
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Tamaki: Alright Mustang… You know what I want… Tell me… How do you keep your skin so white and smooth?!
Roy: Do what ever you want with him, he’s not my problem.
11) You get to meet either 2 or 6. Who do you chose?
Fai: That was... Rather fast… don’t you think?
Me: *Blushes* sorry Fai…
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
America: It will be awesome! And if anything happens I can be… THE HERO!
Ren: What’s a chariot?
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
Me: Hmmmm… I’m not sure… Let’s see… GO DARK!
America: You villain! Give back those art works you stole! *chasing Dark*
England: Git! Those were mine!
Ed: Mustang will have my ass if I don’t get them back!
Roy: Damn right.
Tamaki: What a crime… Such a beautiful crime!
Ed: Are you seriously singing!?
Tamaki: How dare he steal such beautiful arts! Beauty should be shared with the world!
America: Right on!
Zoro: After this I’ll need a nap ….
Poland: Like, what’s everyone running for?
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Me: YES! I knew these two were right for each other! Eeeeek! England you will look so cute in that dress! And America! You’re going to be stunning!
America: I always am!
England: *Blushing* -j-j-j-just answer the question! Wanker! I won't be wearing any dress!
Zoro: Who the hell are you guys anyway?
Me: That answers that! He wouldn’t care!
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Fai: His sparkles are blinding
Tamaki: *sighs* I can’t help but be this dazzling! It’s a curse!
Ed: You stole those pink sparkles off Armstrong, didn’t you?
Tamaki: *Growing mushrooms in the corner*
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
America: Once upon a time there was a princess named Arthur-
America: Over ruled!
England: You are not using me as the main character for your nonsense!
Poland: Chillax England.
Dark: Please continue.
America: Right, so Arthur was set up in a tower and it was like, super well guarded with all these obstacles and a dragon and a minotaur!
England: You can’t have both a dragon and a minotaur!
Tamaki: Right, so which was it?
America: It was… um… A combination! But that doesn’t matter because the hero, Alfred, saved Arthur from the beast and they got married but Alfred was always so busy being a hero that-
Ed: Their marriage failed?
Roy: No one asked you Fullmetal.
Poland: Like, what happens in the end?
America: *Being strangled my England*
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Ed: Sorry I’m late, my mechanic knocked me out when I told her I broke my automail again.
America: Right, well we went and got married with out you.
Ed: Y-you didn’t even wait!
England: Who’s this git?
America: Beats me.
Me: He’s Edward Elric! The youngest state alchemist ever!
England: And while we’re at it; who are you!?
America: Yeah, and why are you writing creepy stuff about us all?
Me: … I’m… Never mind… *sulks*
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Me: I really don’t know how to handle these two… They already broke my tv. *Calls Riza*
Riza: Sir! I’ve come to collect you!
Roy: Lieutenant! *Getting off the floor*
Me: You sobered up fast!
Riza: I’m sorry for any damages caused, you will be reimbursed. *Leaves dragging Roy’s sorry ass with her.*
Me: What do I do with you? *Pokes Poland*
Poland: You’re, like, so cruel! I’m not even on your top 5 list!
Me: I’m going to just ignore that… *Calling England* Iggy, would you pick up Poland!
England: He’s not my problem.
Me: I’ll make him your problem! He’s part of your show!
England: … Fine… But I'm not doing it for you... It can't be helped. *Beep*
Me: *Hangs up* YAY! IGGY’S COMING OVER!
England: Alright, wanker, time to go home!
Poland: Want a drink?
England: I would bloody love one!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait… England and alcohol… Heh heh heh…
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Dark: Why would I go to something like that?
Fai: I honestly don’t have much of an interest, but I guess it could be fun.
Ren: Is Coud coming?
Zoro: I just got three new swords for my birthday...
Me: How original…
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Everyone: Give us back our virginity!
Me: But I didn’t take it! Oh… Wait, Russia’s house is next door.
Everyone: Sorry to disturb you.
Me: No problem, give me ten seconds and I’ll come join you guys!
21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
England: YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!
Poland: Wow, Spain was your best friend? I though you were, like, enemies.
England: Yes- Well he… We- I.
America: England doesn’t have any friends.
England: GIT! And POLAND! *Reciting ancient spell*
Poland: *Glowing* Wow! I don’t remember having these! *Grabs breasts*
America: WOW! YOU’RE HOT!
Poland: We should, like, hook up some time.
England: AMERICA IS MY PROPERTY!
America: You sure like living in the past… Don’t you England?
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
Me: I reeeeaaallly don’t want to answer this… It’s not going to be a light humoured response. That and I don’t want either of them to die!!!!! *Cries.*
Fai: *Patting my back* There, there. It’s just hypothetical.
Ed: S-stop crying. No one’s going to die.
Me: That’s not what the question said!!!!!!!
Ed: Who are you again?
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
America: Don’t worry! I’ll save you! I’m the hero!
Roy: Great. I’ve been telling you for the past hour to just call my office!
England: *Sighs.* What’s the number?
America: What are you doing here?
England: I came with you!
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Dark: Are you serious? I don’t have time for this. Diasuke you do it! *Flying away.*
Daisuke: B-but Dark!
Me: Why did he even start it up in the first place?
26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Zoro: *Walks in* hey! I need to ask you guys-
Tamaki and Fai: AND THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!!!!! *Clap clap*
Ren: *clap clap-off beat*
Zoro: *Walks out*
27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Ed: *Telling England his story idea* So that’s the basic plot. What do you think?
England: *Mortified* I have a few concerns… For one… Why are you writing such a trashy novel?
Ed: For work.
England: Uhhh. Right. And why America and Poland! I mean… S-surely… there is someone else you could pair with America… Someone that’s known him since he was a child… *Embarrassed and blushing*… Maybe an ally that he’s always fighting with… But deep down they care about each other… Like a brotherly bond… No… It’s stronger then that…
Ed: Hmmmm…Did you have someone in mind?
England: … Well…
America: You would pair me with France!?
England: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE YOU GIT?!
Me: That’s what you get for discussing this at McDonalds.
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Tamaki: Why… Of course it is! I baked it with love, it’s a beauty, a work of art, it belongs in a museum for angels to watch over and protect and never to be-
Hikaru Hitachiin: Looks like crap to me. *pokes*
29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Me: I think that Roy would take control and get Zoro to look for food. They’d get on really well and Zoro would do everything Roy told him to do.
Zoro: Who made you captain?
Roy: Look pirate! I could lock you up right now if I wanted to so don’t argue-
Zoro: Alright then, let’s do this! *swords at the ready*
Roy: Wait… Who’s that?
Ren: You’re not Coud… I fell asleep and now I can’t find him…
30) While they are camping, they run into 4. What do they do?
Ren: Have you… Seen Coud?
Roy: You mean Coud Van Garret? The infamous sky pirate?
Zoro: Sky pirate?
Luffy: Heeeeeeyyyyy! Zoro! I just figured out what I want to do next!
Zoro: Oh great… Pirates can’t fly Luffy.
Roy: Monkey D. Luffy?! How long have you been standing there?!
Axis Powers Hetalia or Hetalia-Axis Powers
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Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Nuuh uh… Lichtenstein should only be paired with Switzerland!
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Well… No? I mean he’s the cutest damn thing but he’s not… hot… Sorry Italy…
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Heh heh heh… I’m actually really not into Mpreg but I love USxUK so that would be fine by me. If America got Iggy preggers… I guess what would happen is that I read the fanfiction that took place the night before.
England: Pervert. That’s not what the question’s asking.
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Well not ‘about’ Germany but plenty with him in it!
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
It’s called Franada and it’s freaking adorable!
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Poland with China or Poland with Germany… Uhhhh I guess with Germany? I don’t really like to ship Germany with any one other than Italy but China is a little to uke to be with Poland… I’d be like ‘who tops?’
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
France walked in on Italy and China doing the nasty (I can’t see how else he would figure it out) I think it’s pretty obvious he’d just join in the fun in exchange for keeping the secret.
France: Ahhh mon ami, tu es trop moyen (Ah, my friend, you are too mean)
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
America x Canada… I hate summaries!
America was always reckless and impulsive, throwing himself into dangers while claiming to be ‘the hero.’ Somehow Canada always ended up next to him. ‘I’ll always be by your side my brother.’
England: That’s pathetic.
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Poland and Lichtenstein. Not that I’m aware of. I mean, they aren’t really compatible and well, Poland is gay (literally) and Lichtenstein will (in my head) always belong to Switzerland.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
England and Russia.
Wait… Who’s comforting who? Oh well, for England comforting Russia I was about to type ‘let me melt the ice,’ but that sounds kinda kinky for a hurt/comfort. I guess maybe ‘One cold night’ I’m lame but hey, could be set during the Cold War, or whatever. For Russia comforting England, ‘that seat was already taken,’ like that demon chair England had… I don’t know, maybe Russia was upset that he wanted America to sit in it and it wasn’t reserved for-… Moving on.
England: You really suck.
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Switzerland and Italy…. Ughhhhhhhh… Do I have to? Yes? Alright then… So Italy wanders up to Switzerland’s house to get some cheese for his pasta sauce. Upon seeing the frowning blonde he starts ranting about how he’s sorry and please let him live, he’s still a virgin, etc. Switzerland would frown and hold the gun up calling him a coward then say something super corny and out of character like: ‘You’re weak, so, let me protect you.’ After that they butt fuck, happy?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
No and no… Unless they’re hiding something from me…
England: You have so much faith in your friends.
Is that sarcasm I hear? You stereotype.
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Germany… A song fic… About Germany… Germany… hmmm… Well I guess that one Italy sang, ‘Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I’m your prisoner you give me food and it doesn’t suck like English food.’ You get the point.
England: What did he say about my cooking?!
America: Dude, just let it go.
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Canada x Italy x America
Gosh that’s a weird one… I guess my warning would be ‘if you want your sanity preserved don’t open this. Possible misuse of white flags.’
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
China picking up Russia? ‘I'm new in town; it’s very different to China. Could you give me directions to your apartment?’ My friend looks these up as a hobby.
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Lichtenstein and China… UGH!
Lichtenstein was such a kind and obedient country unlike any China had ever seen before. She willingly sat with her brother who paid her little attention except for the occasional glance to the side. Lichtenstein was important to Switzerland, he’d saved her and of course she cared for him in return. China knew his feelings were wrong (can I just say here, this feels so wrong?!) and if he could stop them he would gladly catch the butterflies that tickled his stomach.
Upon leaving the conference the small panda he carried jumped from his arms and scurried over to the girl who hid behind her brother. “China! Don’t leave your pets unattended!” China shot Switzerland a scowl and marched over to him with racist remarks already loaded on the tip of his tongue when he saw Lichtenstein drop to the ground and gaze at the bear. “We’re leaving.” Switzerland said moodily when he noticed the girl taking pleasure in something that he could never provide her.
“Ah, yes,” she smiled picking up the panda and holding him out to China, “here, she’s very cute.” China stared dumbly before accepting the pet.
“Actually it’s a he,” he said nervously as the bear perched itself on his shoulder and watched the girl.
“Ah! Big brother, please wait! Good bye China.” She waved quickly then chased after the angry nation. China looked at the panda and grinned madly.
“I guess with my reputation I shouldn’t be so happy she knows my name should I panda?” And yet he skipped home that night.
Please don’t make me do that again!
England: That was bloody awful.
Yeah! Well I don’t like that pairing!
You guys are bullies.
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I wonder if Hungary thought she was having sex with a ghost…
England: Says the Canadian.
Shut up… So if France saw those two doing it he’d join in… I mean he’s a womaniser and raised Canada so I’m sure he’d have the time of his life.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
If Poland for some strange reason wanted to be Iggy’s first it would be something along the lines of… I don’t know… Rape?! I mean seriously? Have those two ever spoken. Right, taking this seriously. Here’s my plot:
The world meeting has just ended and England is looking miserable because… let’s say America dumped him. So Poland asks him what’s, like, wrong to which England grabs his shirt and being a total uke cries into it. Poland invites him over, after a week of accidental walking in while the other is getting changed/ showering, England cooking for Poland and sharing a bed after his mysteriously disappears, breaks or whatever, they have sex. Exciting huh?
America: Dude, England was right, you do suck.
England: Why do I bottom?!
Don’t take this out on me, ask the meme!
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yeah actually. Heh.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I can safely say no… Italy has this… well… gay air hanging around him.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No but I wish they would!
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Canada x Poland x Russia. Noooo…. But I’d read it, anything with Russia in it is bound to be an entertaining piece of literature.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Liechtenstein doesn’t strike me as the passionate type… But I guess maybe ‘Brother!’ Or something Switzerland related… That’s not to be taken sexually of course.
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I read a fic about Russia yesterday… It was amazing, paired with America with interest in England.
Secret? America get’s turned on when England is wearing nothing but a hamburger and French fry grease.
England: As if I would!
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Switzerland and Germany? DRUNK! DEFINITELY DRUNK!
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Italy and France… Who do you think? Italy is just a little girly to top.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
I see, so England and Germany are in a happy relationship… Then Germany says, ‘screw this, I want in Poland’s pants!’ England is heart broken, has a one-night stand with Switzerland and just to shake things up turns bi for a while and sleeps with Hungary. Russia beats him with a pipe then tells him that Canada is his true love. They get married and live happily ever after.
Well I don’t ship them but at least we got somewhere… I think I’d call it ‘An international affair’.
England: That’s messed up.
It’s your life. What ever floats your boat.
England: I didn’t-!
America: England, what even, man?
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
France and China… Uh, alright I guess. I like them both.
England: That was anti-climactic. Really, this is the end of the meme, say something interesting!
Me: Jerk! And thank you for reading!
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