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Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XII, Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Farewell, ancestors. You will not be remembered.

Neither are you ever forgiven.


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The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 60: Itachi and Sakura, working their way to the inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 62,834 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14028 - Favs: 17,165 - Follows: 14,648 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Al Bhed Blue by Scottie2 reviews
Chapter 28 "Bad Liar": The guardians have been on the airship for a while now. It's time to return to reality. Tidus/Rikku
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,764 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Tidus, Rikku
Operation: Assassination by AmazonTurk reviews
The Turks are recruiting new members. Their initiation? Assassination. Submit job application within.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 133,854 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Memoires Of A Mental Breakdown by Vixen2004 reviews
Yuffie asks but doesn't really want to know. Shelke tells her anyway. A catalogued description of insecurity to insanity, told around two foils and their fabricated penchant for conversation. Dark Comedy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,777 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Yuffie K., Shelke R.
Count Me In by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. I propose a road trip. Like, right now. So ladies, pack your clothes, makeup, and junk food, and don't forget the IDs! Oh, and, uh, some gas money would be nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Part of Life by AmazonTurk reviews
Our favorite FF7 characters and their takes on the most...unsavory parts of life. Requests are LOVED! Rated M for Lemon.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,166 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/30/2007
Genderless: One without a gender by LiLi-Sama reviews
After an unwanted murder case falls into her lap, Kairi is forced to become a student at the victims school. One problem. It's an all boys school! What happens when the students start falling for her? Can she survive this curse? SoraXKairi *UNFINISHED, BUT SUMMARIZED*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,043 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 4/1/2006
Making Life by Basched reviews
A Viera learns the good and bad of Hume procreation. Chapter 14: Bound. STRONG CONTENT. That why it rated M!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,543 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Basch, Ashe
Dreaming of You by Morality Sucks reviews
Ema has a compromising dream involving Klavier, making her work environment even less desirable than before.Klavier/Ema Please R/R
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ema S., Klavier G.
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,445 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Undead Diary by Apoc326 reviews
A collection of audio transcripts, diaries and letters left behind by victims of the Undead Plague. M for language and gore.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It All Started With by sincerelyLen reviews
It all started with one lie...Just to save Naruto's sanity......SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,540 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14314 - Favs: 7,394 - Follows: 5,598 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Two People, One Heart by Simetra Kain reviews
The same dream continuously haunted her mind. They looked like dulled photos that bled out the color that kept them alive. Was it a message explaining that not everything was as it seemed?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,027 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Roxas, Naminé
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Penelo's Very Secret Diary by Touch of Gray reviews
Vaan tells me I should keep a diary, so I am. He swears this is going to make us filthy rich someday, because apparently my work pays for his lunch. Unfortunately, most times it does.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
If Organization XIII used AIM by Axira reviews
What happens when you give 13 Nobodies computers, and allow them to talk to each other through the mysterious power of the internet? Well, this, I guess... Rated for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
switch by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 160 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Zenith by Blackcross-Taylor reviews
After their capture by the mysterious Irenicus, Fritha and her companions find themselves in the lands of Amn with a friend to rescue and a debt to repay. Completed
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 807,679 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Poisoned Cinnamon by DewWater reviews
Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,568 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Spice Jam by Epic ADD reviews
AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Slow Dance by Ellcrys reviews
After Vera's trial comes an even more difficult struggle: trying to figure out what a normal life is and how to live it.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Vera M. - Complete
Flotsam and Jetsam by Cyberwolf reviews
drabble 42: Cherry Syrup. Gift GaaTenSasu for Tao-chan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 24,849 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Y o H o by T a C o C a T reviews
When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,293 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kings and Queens by asteriskjam reviews
When Konoha’s Kunoichi Preparatory and Shinobi Academy merge, the four commanding ‘monarchs’ of either school struggle for reign, spectacularly clash, and inexplicably find the enemy attractive. -SasuSaku- -NaruHina- -ShikaIno- -NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Femme Fatale by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
all it takes is the willingness to try by bitterfromthesweet reviews
how Sai finds love, in the most embarrasing and sweetest way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Nonsense Of Fools by Vixen2004 reviews
Gippal is plenty slutty to have enough grandkids to start his own third world nation. The day that man starts preaching abstinence is the day I eat my own weight in Shoopuff turd. He gets happy in his pants over grapefruits. [We're platonic. Really.]
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,547 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Rikku, Gippal
This is Not Titanic by nashie-chan reviews
After the...er...unexpected results of High School Musical, the cast of Kingdom Hearts is back to shoot the biggest movie of all time. The bad news: pretty much everything. The good news: technically, it's already a disaster movie...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,370 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007
The Way to Dawn by kitsuneasika reviews
A collection of Kingdom Hearts oneshots and drabbles. Latest: She wishes she knew why.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Olette, Seifer - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2825 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Breaching the Screen: Vol 2 by Capt. Incredible reviews
Following where Vol 1. left off, another series of jaunts into the life of Khan and his party as they explore some of the more unrealistic quirks of the game...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Rum and Coke by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. AU. “I’m Sasuke, and I think you’re the girl that kissed my girlfriend.” Cowritten with ANGELforSHOW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Standing Tall by Aqualoner reviews
Hinata is never noticed, until one day she is. One-shot Hinata-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hinata H. - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Analogy by Kukaburraxxii reviews
NaruHina mush! Naruto's a busy Hokage and Hinata's feeling neglected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
She is the Sunlight by Qwi-Xux reviews
When Vaan is hired to deliver a package to Archades, Penelo suffers an assault by someone trying to get their hands on it, shattering any semblance of normality they had begun to piece together. VxP. Rated M for content; please see A/N inside. *complete*
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,941 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Penelo, Vaan - Complete
This Ethereal Dream by Malformed Entity reviews
Life is but a passing dream, but the death that follows is eternal... Tidus had thought he died but he wakes to find himself living another dream. Will he be able to accept this new dream while a certain Al Bhed girl tries to get closer to him? Tikku! R&R
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,534 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Tidus, Rikku
Winner Takes All by Qwi-Xux reviews
When Vaan is involved, there's always trouble. Good thing Penelo's there to bail him out. One-shot.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Vaan, Penelo - Complete
Rabanastre Urchins by olive embers reviews
Vaan. That is not how sky pirates speak. VAANPENELO, and breaking friendship barriers. FOR VIXEN2004.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Nine Months by Jezzi-BEM reviews
A baby that isn’t his. A home that isn't hers. A trust that grows, and a love that emerges... nine months can change everything. RikkuGippal.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 241,843 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Konoha Invades Fanfiction! by LuigiFreak reviews
Tsunade finds this peculiar website called Fanfiction Net and decides to hold a contest to see who can write the best oneshot. But what they don't know is all of the...pairings that will scar them for life. One fic per character, future Naruhina, Sakulee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Nightmare by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba experiences genjutsu on a mission, and he fails to overcome it completely. Kiba-centric, implied Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
Savior by iMissa reviews
In the beginning, he’s not who she wants, but that’s okay, because he’ll still be there. Kiba and Sakura, of burning bridges and building new ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Straightener by regenerate reviews
Written with ANGELforSHOW. So lyke, I think I just botched up my first client.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Boy Who Would Be Pirate by Nilmiel reviews
Everyone has something to contribute. The party members discuss one another and each person's influence.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Organization XIII: Lunatics in Trenchcoats by Original Queen Xalele reviews
You know, it isn't all about Kingdom Hearts and the restoration of Nobodies... blah, blah, blah. Lend me your ear, and I'll tell you what Organization XIII REALLY does in their spare time... .:Hiatus:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
Not Quite A Fairy Tale But Pretty Darn Close by nashie-chan reviews
A magical tale of chivalry, castles, and pixie dust, in which Sora searches for the Yaoi Grail, Kairi has a feminist revolt, Demyx knows pointless pop trivia, and Axel ends up rescuing the wrong princess...er, prince. Happily ever after? Yeah right.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,492 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
A Little Deviation by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes, the philosophy that "opposites attract" skips a generation. FugakuMikoto. MinatoKushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Nature of Relationships by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Being a short, informal treatise on the nature of relationships and why it amuses us to indulge in blatant perversion. Includes musings on the nature of hearts and Sharingans on silk boxers. You have been duly warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jan Ken Pon by T a C o C a T reviews
Is it a luxury I cannot afford or a blessing I don't deserve? We are dog chasing its tail. We will pursue each other in vain, searching for the one thing that evades us: Happiness. Sasuke loves Sakura. Sakura loves Naruto. Naruto is oblivious. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Somebody Get Zell A Mood Ring by StickyNoteBitch reviews
The Perfect Song For Our Tattooed Hero. ;D
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zell D. - Complete
Balthier's Black Book by manic-intent reviews
Balthier's journal of ... acquaintances. Balthier x nearly everybody. I drew the line at nonhumans, save Fran. Warnings for spoilers, crack, slash, het, egotism.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Office Space by Nightshroud reviews
Larxene loves her new job. There's just one problem: Axel. And she's stuck with him. AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Axel, Larxene - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Allegria by Fatal-Love reviews
AU/oneshot\ Roxas imagines her as hellfire, hot enough to peel the flesh off your bones. roxene
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Larxene, Roxas - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sanctuary by Jade LaBeouf reviews
YuffieXReno. Yuffie's ambition to find love leads her to a most unlikely place. But with an old rival of ShinRa's appearing on the scene, can their love withstand the dangers that lie ahead for them? Rated for language and sexual content in later chapter
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K.
Hazardous Missions 101 by Cella N reviews
“I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitchfights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, and lots of ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H.
Role Reversal by MintiNeko reviews
It appears that only Hyuuga women can initiate the first kiss. NaruHina NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
THE Party Fic by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Another Day in Paradise by Mirriem reviews
The battle is over and life can at last go on. But life has a way of never being simple, even over the simplest of things, and not all battles are fought away from home. Life after the fact, KHII spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,738 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006
Fairytale for two girl by Only Secret reviews
Happily ever after is different in Hidden villages, Ino and Sakura realize. After all, kunoichi in making are raised differently. [a short series of drabble portraying the time after Sasuke left, before time skip]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Angel Peanut Gallery by Draknal reviews
Ever wonder what happened to the angels after they had completed their tasks? I believe it might have been something like this...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
My Thoughts Exactly by Lady Sorina reviews
As they say, “Curiosity killed the cat.” But, in this case, curiosity is going to kill my reputation. Not that I have a good reputation. That means I’m probably going to the lowest state in all of teenage history!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naminé, Roxas
Sparked by BlackWind92 reviews
The continuation of one of my drabbles from Just For Demyx. Oneshot or not, I don't know, its whatever you guys want...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Demyx, Larxene - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Tides by lewdness reviews
Riku stays, because a few mushrooms and a bottle of water with a raft won’t take him anywhere. Besides, with her at his side, he figures that everything is worth it in the end. [RikuKairi][Oneshot, post KH2]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Riku, Kairi - Complete
Soul Voice by Avaryan reviews
What if there had been a reason Naruto was unsuitable for bearing the burden of the Kyuubi's prison? What changes would be wrought upon the life of another newborn child chosen in his stead, one with her own, very different personality and abilities?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,179 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Sakura H.
The Black Lillian Saga by KnightMysterio reviews
A series of short drabbles inspired by some particularly funny Organization XIII fanarts by artist Black Lillian. Rated T for content in later chapters. First chapter: Price Cut on Isle XIII
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Xigbar, Axel
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Handbook For Shipping: Naruto Style by Cold Fire Phoenix reviews
A study in humor and sensibility. Suitable for all ages who handle tongueincheek, take things with pillars of salt, and enjoy a good amount of Barney Jokes. None yet but there could be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006
Bar Talk by The Abbot of Beregost reviews
Set after the events of BG2, puts our hereto unnamed cleric in the Sea's Bounty for a reunion with the characters of both games.FINALLY DONE!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,565 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Dandelions by Only Secret reviews
They were flowers...Dandelions...they are proud to be that. Because Dandelions were Kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2005
Final Fantasy X: Summarized! by Spanner reviews
A quick 'n dirty rundown of the events of Final Fantasy X...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2002
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The Worldcrossing Litanies reviews
Great, so we're stuck in a universe populated by Xenocidal, dominatrix-inclined angels intent on destroying the human race. Sora, this was definitely not one of your better ideas...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,084 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sora, Kairi
The Syndicate reviews
AU, FutureFic. Once there was a woman, now there is only HARUNO, lost in a tide of international mind-crimes and power struggles. In this world, there is only one goal: Global Dominance through Urban Violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,816 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nocturnal Vision reviews
The hidden thoughts, desires and teething troubles for our favorite sitar swingin' Nobody, you think they'd be weird? Crazy? You ain't too far off. And now Xemnas has 'em in his Zebrafied hands!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,444 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Demyx
Manners and Mannerisms reviews
Rebuilding a village is hard. Financing a reconstruction is harder. Creating a new series of political alliances between old clans is brutal. Teaching Naruto how to slurp noodles without drenching anyone? The other side of impossible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Antipode Inn reviews
Written on a whim. Introducing New Zealand, in all her naive-turned-snarky glory. Features Mentor!France, Wartime!America and Stuffy!Japan, with a little angst on behalf of Mother England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Ivalian nights, or a world beyond the Mist reviews
A series of oneshots, Drabbles, Songfics and Poemfics written for your amusement and wonder.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,052 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
The Opera Ghost reviews
Kakashi only had to think a moment before it all became clear. Pity he didn't do it until after he died. Obito!Theory
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
From Willow to Oak reviews
A simple mission goes terribly wrong after a once-forgotten village begins to make its presence known. Naruto now has to deal with a people who want him alive, and are willing to destroy everything potentially harmful to him, including his friends. ADOPT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Turning the Tide reviews
Dyme has arisen from the ashes of his nobody, and vows to make the organization fear his wrath. But first, he must overcome the trials of living with himself. DISCONTINUED/UP FOR ADOPTION.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Demyx
Blanks, Dots and Spirals reviews
Ninja don't have time to look into the eyes of somebody else, but they can listen to the tales of the great to pass what little time they have. Drabble collection. Number 20: InoGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,620 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Insectia Discordum, Vox Harmonium reviews
There is an Aburame who is displeased. For his own reasons, for his own belief in fate, it slowly takes its toll.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Shino A. - Complete
Child of Crisis reviews
Sora finally submits to the darkness, a oneshot giving a brief summary on his fall. May be used to begin a larger fic, though will require feedback on the style to proceed.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
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