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Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon.

Day of the Twenty-Fifth: Eva has taken to glaring at
me indignantly whenever I mention the watch.
She is still convinced that I am trying to
undermine her existence with my work, yet
I can not fathom why she believes so. As much
as my Mechanics are everything to Reality now,
she is everything to me. Its not just the humans that
worship her as their god, and whilst I know her
godly powers are merely borrowed, she would
still hold sway over my beating heart without them.
I just hope that I can now show her I mean her no harm.

Twenty-five days of toil however have come to
fruition though at last. In a perfect Chronometer,
I can now safeguard the future. If one day I am
forced to succumb to the whims of fate, I can
at least rest in peace in the knowledge that should
the world be sundered by forces that would render
this world uninhabitable, that this watch, this magnificent
and miraculous timepiece, will restore it. Oh how proud
Eva shall be when I show her how it will defend her
kingdom.

I shall show her it tonight. I shall put her heart
at ease once more, and let her know it is nothing
to be feared. May knowledge enlighten her. - W.

Day of the Twenty-Sixth: 'The page is blank'.

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Story Progress:
Last Updated: 27/09/11, 00:43 GMT.

The DoomsDay Watch - Chapter 3: (2,117 words)


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Animation Data:

Since my last appearance on this site, I have been investigating the open source modelling program Blender, in addition to my previously used ProDesktop. Whilst it promises more convenience (I won't have to make absolutely every frame), I still haven't found the tools to do so. Fortunately, it supports my ProD models, so that saves a LOT of time figuring out how to make such complex models. Anyone that can point me to a good tutorial will be thanked.


The Indigo Effect:

When I write, I listen to a piece of music which I find activates a new level in my imagination. The first incident of this was a Jazz piece called 'The Indigo-Gos' by a fictional band under the same name. Hence the name Indigo Effect. Unfortunately, they periodically wear off, meaning I have to find a new one.

I was amused when a music band actually took up the name, though they since disbanded. None of their tracks received actual indigo effect status by the way. Sometimes the I.E. track leads to the creation of a whole scene in my stories, such as Murray Gold's All The Strange, Strange Creatures which has since gone to be the basis of SE's cloning Attempt IX sequence when I eventually animate it

The current track that invokes the Indigo effect:

You Know Her? - Portal 2 OST


Why I Hate DracoShipping (Rayquaza x Latias) Ships So Much:

First, the obvious ones. Rayquaza is ten times bigger than her, and in most cases, thousands of years older. Two obvious enough reasons besides it being genderless. No trousers so to speak. And even if that weren't the case, totally incompatible body shapes: a snake, and a teardrop.

I also doubt that Latias would like someone that is trying to help an evil psycho put the entire planet into subspace. Brawl fans will know what I'm on about. Give that infernal lizard a good kick in the face for me, because I can't get a Wii because of needing the time for working at University

On another note, the seventh pokemon movie offered an insight into the Rayquazas mindset. Since it made an unprovoked attack on the Deoxys pair towards the end when they were celebrating being reunited, its fairly safe to say it has no ability to comprehend romance or affection. Also, exposing Latias to such violence would be life-threatening at the very least.

But the reason that seals it for me though, besides the physical dangers it would put her in, is that she is someone to be respected and revered. If whoever she's with has a status higher than her, then she doesn't get the respect she deserves. As Rayquaza has a much higher technical legendary status, it takes the attention off of her completely. That's just selfish.


Quotes:

Everyone seems to have something on their profiles with humorous quotes. I got bored when stuck with writers block, so I decided I'd bring in my favorite quotes from some of my stories.

Ego:
“Kenai, you know the pink Typhlosion that came in with Geraint?” Moxis said on the radio. Geraint looked up with apprehension.
“Not personally, but I know of her existence. What of it?”
“She’s bored, and she wants to go around the town. Specifically with him.” Moxis said. Geraint beamed.
“I’m avail-”
“You’re not the only male in this building Geraint. Get a hold of your ego before it breaks something.”

Kenai to Geraint regarding Laura: Soul Etude.

Courage:
“Fine. But knock me out first.”
“Punch to the face or hypnosis? Which-” Kenai began.
“Hypnosis.” Kotor interrupted angrily.
“Very well. Look into my eyes.” Kenai said. The Gallade obeyed, but noticed there was nothing unusual about Kenai’s eyes.
“What sort of stunt are you trying to-” The Gallade was knocked to the floor as Kenai’s fist slammed into his jaw. Geraint winced.
“Was that really necessary?”
“Well what would you have done? Let him walk all over you?” Kenai answered, the barest hint of a smile playing over his face, “I was going to ask him which one he thought was the wusses option. He was going to get punched anyway.”

Kenai knocking out Kotor for a Blood Sample: Soul Etude

Love:
“Yeah, yeah. I’m fine. I wrapped a piece of cloth around the bad areas, and most of the pain is gone.”
“Most?” Ganon asked tenderly. Laura sighed to herself at the gesture.
“Well, it’s fine now. It was just a little pain in the chest, but it just disappeared about a second ago.” She purred softly.
“That’s the sternum. It does that.” Ganon said calmly. Laura looked up in shock.
“Ganon?!”
“What?” He called back. The boy was absolutely clueless sometimes.

Ganon and Laura on being jumped by bullies: Soul Etude

Idiocy:
“What? Really? Well I hadn't noticed at all (!) I just thought someone was having a very large barbecue somewhere (!)”
“Shut up!” Moxis yelled. Both eons looked at him shocked.
“Lucario, don't you know that you shouldn't-” Loki began.
“Interrupt a conversation between men?” X interrupted. Moxis looked back at X and sighed.
“Do you have any idea how stupid you sounded then? You interrupted to tell me not to interrupt.”

Moxis (Lucario) interupting Loki's Melodrama and X's sarcasm: The Guardian Father.

Patience:
“I thought you didn't have time to catch up.” Melissa said smirking slightly. Ganon growled at her.
“Well if you would walk faster, we wouldn't have time to.”
“Well I'm an old girl now. I'm not as fast as I used to be. They say patience came with age too, which explains why you still look no older than seventeen.”
“Touché.” Ganon said, nodding slightly.

Melissa taking Ganon and Larkspur underground: The Guardian Father.

Two Left Feet:
“I shouldn’t have-”
“If you say you pushed her too hard, I’ll slap you. She wanted to come to this ball as much as any of us girls did. It’s just because of you two masquerading as humans, it’ll take longer for her to get ready.”
“Yeah...” Ganon said, nodded slightly as he thought it over. The Marill continued.
“Or she could be trying to spare her feet from you standing on them.” She offered helpfully. Ganon groaned.
“Thanks for the vote of confidence, Alicia (!)”

Alicia attempting to reassure Ganon: A Lover's Lament.

Magic:
“I wanted us to become friends.”
“So your idea of friendship is trying to punch me?” Tory asked quietly. May took the opportunity to argue their cause.
“That’s just temper getting the better of him. He’s not really as bad as you think he is. He’s really sweet when you get to know him.”
Ash blushed at May’s compliment, and Max’s glasses whited over again suggesting another scathing remark was imminent.
“And May’s a magician with food. She’s just turned Ash into a beetroot.” He said cheekily. May glared at her brother evilly, and Ash’s blush turned an even deeper shade of scarlet.

Ash trying to make friends with Tory, assisted by May and Max: The Appliance of Science.

Absolutely Clueless:
“Look. Sometimes I feel… feelings… that I don’t understand.”
“That’s called confuse ray.”
“It’s not a confuse ray!”
“Tormented?”
“No!”
“Attracted?”
“N-Yes! It’s like attract.”
“Ooh.” He whispered. Laura blushed.
“Yeah. I think I-”
“Has Larkspur been putting something in your food?”
“No!” Laura shouted at him. Ruining the moment again.

Laura trying to confess her love to Ganon... again: Soul Etude

Truth:
“Then why are you so shaky.” Moxis asked. Ganon blushed.
“Well… nah… you won’t believe it.”
“Try me.”
“Well… Teal… kissed me.” Ganon said. Laura looked scandalized, and Moxis snorted.
“I don’t believe you.”
“I told you you wouldn’t.”

Ganon getting kissed by Teal: Soul Etude

Even A Genius:
“Calm down Lazlo.” Kenai said, spinning around slowly to face them in his swivel chair at the end of the table. Lazlo frowned.
“You look like a typical clichéd evil boss when you do that.” He answered. Kenai raised one bushy eyebrow at him.
“Well… do I look like your evil cliché boss if I do this?” He placed his feet on the floor underneath his chair, and kicked. The chair began spinning around in a flurry, and Kenai could be heard yelling something from the middle.
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Everyone at the table face faulted. As the chair began to slow down, he put his hands on the table to stop himself.
“Now how do I look?” He said to Lazlo. The Lucario made twitching movements at his nose. Kenai sighed and turned his moustache so it was no longer vertical, “Now to business.”

Kenai heading a meeting among his Head's of Staff: Soul Etude

She's a Friend:
“It just… Loki… you kissed Bianca.” She answered. Loki’s eyes widened to dinner plate proportions.
“She kissed me!” He answered quickly. The Latias didn’t look convinced.
“You kissed her back.” She answered irritably. Loki started blushing profusely.
“But… just… it was only a peck on the cheek.”
“Oh. So you were trying to attack her?!” She fumed. Loki started babbling too quickly to understand, and she shook her head.
“You’re just unbelievable.” She said angrily, swooping down among the racers.

Lani (Latias) confronting Loki (Latios): If Dragons May Care.

Innocent as Candy?:
“Hey Mew...” Cresselia whispered, shaking the brightly coloured bag in front of her, “I brought candy.”
Mew took one glance at the confectionary, before sending it flying towards a corner of the room with a violent swipe of his tail. Within seconds, the tiny cats face was a matter of millimetres from her own.
“All of you... every time one of you visits, you bring candy. Sugar. Sweets. I'm diabetic for goodness sake! Stop trying to kill me!”
“Whats w-wrong with th-that? Everyone g-gives cuties c-c-candy. D-doesn't mean you have t-to eat it. Its the g-gesture that counts.” Cresselia stuttered, uncomfortable with the close proximity. Mew grimaced, deeply offended, floating over to a predominantly black poster on the wall, featuring a very spiky rock band. Pinned to the corner was a photo of Mew adorned in a spiky belt and bracelets, black eye shadow, and black streaks of dye in his fur. The image of a heavy metal fan.
“I'm not cute! Put me in a mosh-pit, and I'll kick your ass!”He shouted back to her, before smoothing out the fur on the top of his head, “I need a drink. Where's the bar?”

Potential for a multi-legendary fic in future. Likely to be a T.

Melting points:
“Everyone's left because phosphorous is dangerous. It can melt people.” Moxis said matter of factly. Lani tilted her head at the canine.
“Erm... what's the chance it's going to melt him?”
“Just 60 percent...” He answered, checking the clock again. Lani gasped, pressing her claws to the glass.
“60 percent?!”
“Hey, relax. We got it down a lot, its not like we don't know what we're doing.”
“What did you get it down from?”
“100 percent...”

Moxis and Lani - situation classified: Gemstone.

Above Emotion:
“Hey, don’t back mouth me, snack, it’s not my fault.”
“Am I supposed to take pity on you?” She asked, “The people that need pity the most are the ones that give it the most. You never pitied any of your victims.”
“So what?!” It snarled, “I don’t do pity. I don’t do love. They’re soppy, worthless things.”
“You should learn then.” She said, “Maybe then you’d actually find someone that welcomed your presence.”

A Rayquaza talking to a Latias: Murdered Mirth


Story Off-Cuts:

All Rivers Lead To The Sea: After the Rawst Berry Incident.

“How long do I have to wait before I can go?” He asked her calmly.

“Well… whenever you feel ready now.” She said remorsefully. He looked at his wing, the burn mark fading quickly. He flexed it experimentally, with no signs of pain. He looked over his shoulder as he heard the girl move over next to him. Her face was pensive

The Lugia settled down opposite him, looking out into the ocean.

“It’s a lovely view here isn’t it?” She asked him. He nodded absently as he looked at her, then jolted and quickly spun around to look at the ocean outside when he realised what he’d effectively just said.

DAMN! He thought loudly to himself. She blushed as she noticed his response, and smiled. There were no other Lugia in the oceans around Kraith, and like the Eon had been, she often found herself lonely. Even if there were any more nearby, she was still very young by Lugia standards, and she was only the size of the Latios anyway.

She got back up, moving towards the back of the cave, and the Latios turned around to watch her. She was a graceful mover at the very least he thought as he watched her. He mentally slapped himself for even thinking it.

“What’s your name?” She asked him casually. He coughed, still trying to regain his composure.

“Lolonyo.” He answered, his voice croaking slightly in embarrassment.

“Oh.” She said blushing, “Mine’s Felicity. It means happiness.”

Lolonyo turned away from her to hide the fact his face was now crimson.

“I really should be going now.” He said, his voice breaking as he struggled to maintain the proud demeanour. Felicity looked around at him, noticing he was shaking a lot.

At this point, I gave up with this line as it would have become very fluffy very quickly, and frankly dull. Besides, giving them names with meaning turns them into Mary Sues.


Shipping by numbers

Having seen about half a dozen of these, I thought I might as well too. They generally end up funny.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Lucario

2. Glaceon

3. Mew

4. Quilava

5. Lugia

6. Latios

7. Darkrai

8. Feraligatr

9. Riolu

10. Swampert

11. Latias

12. Blaziken

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Latios/Latias) fic? Do you want to?

Read them? I write them! And obviously if I write them, I'd want to read them. Shame there aren't really that many.

2. Do you think Four (Quilava) is hot? How hot?

Is that a trick question? 800 Centigrade? I dunno. I don't carry a thermometer.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Blaziken) got Eight (Feraligatr) pregnant?

The Blaziken would need to be hospitalised from the love bites.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Riolu)?

Well, Kotor started one ages ago, and I've got one as a main sideliner, but none as a main.

5. Would Two (Glaceon) and Six (Latios) make a good couple?

Maybe, but it's one of my favorite pairs for throwing sparks off each other so definately not going to become a couple in my stories.

6. Five(Lugia)/Nine(Riolu) or Five (Lugia)/Ten (Swampert)? Why?

Well Riolu isn't physically possible cos its a baby pokemon, so I guess only Swampert can apply.

7. What would happen if Seven (Darkrai) walked in on Two (Glaceon) and Twelve (Blaziken) having sex?

He'd make everyone else suffer that image in their worst nightmares.

8. Make up a summary for a Three (Mew) /Ten (Swampert) fic.

A Mew, bored of the usual life of being worshipped, plays a prank on an unsuspecting and lonely Swampert by transforming into another Swampert, offering a glimmer of companionship before snatching it away.

9. Is there any such thing as One (Lucario) /Eight (Feraligatr) fluff?

Only for those with a rather warped imagiantion... like the person that invented Dracoshipping...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Darkrai) /Twelve (Blaziken) hurt/comfort fic.

Ashe's to Ashe's

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Mew) het?

Only someone that showed me a Mew catgirl picture once (after which all catgirls had to die)

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Latias)?

Well, there are a lot of us that adore her like the godess she is, so yes.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Glaceon)/Four (Quilava)/Five (Lugia)?

I suppose KotorPlayerVII might if he got some good inspiration for it.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight (Feraligatr), what song would you choose?

'Never Smile At A Crocodile' (Yes, this actually exists.)

15. If you wrote a One (Lucario) /Six (Latios) /Twelve (Blaziken) fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: May mirror Chapter 14 of 'The Guardian Father'.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Lugia)?

Actually quite a long time ago now...

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Lucario and Darkrai are in a happy relationship until Riolu runs off with Quilava. Lucario, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Latias and a brief unhappy affair with Blaziken, then follows the wise advice of Lugia and finds true love with Mew.

17. What title would you give this fic?

'You Steel My Heart Away'

18. How would you feel if Seven (Darkrai) /Eight (Feraligatr) was canon?

I'd wonder how much paint thinner the writers had been drinking. Probably several gallons. Per night.


Shipping by numbers 2

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favourite people. (Like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.

1. Quilava
2. Lugia
3. Glaceon
4. Lucario
5. Darkrai
6. Latias
7. Feraligatr
8. Latios
9. Mew
10. Alakazam

1) 4 (Lucario) invites 3 (Glaceon) and 8 (Latios) to dinner at their house. What happens?

Lucario: Can I have a promotion yet Melissa?
Glaceon: No.
Lucario: Damn it. But you gave Ganon a promotion.
Latios: Yeah, but I can eat bolognaise properly.
Lucario, struggling to disentangle himself from the pasta: Not my fault!

2) 9 (Mew) tries to get 5 (Darkrai) to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Darkrai Dark-Voids Mew, and gives him curls with the help of Lugia.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 (Quilava) or 6 (Latias)?

Latias definitely. If they were both friends of mine, I’d no doubt have proposed to Latias already, so we'd be on very friendly terms.

4) 2 (Lugia) and 7 (Feraligatr) are making out. 10 (Alakazam) walks in...What is their reaction?

Alakazam: What the hell?! Adam, you said you were just going for a coffee! Now I find you tangled up in the wings of a Legendary?!
Lugia: (Flies off in embarrassment.)
Feraligatr: Come on! She was hot and lonely! I couldn’t say no.
Alakazam: You’re still cleaning up after Clair.
Feraligatr: Noooooooooo!!

5) 3 (Glaceon) falls in love with 6 (Latias). 8 (Latios) is jealous. What happens?

Latios: Melissa, do you know what gender all Latias are?
Glaceon: You mean that’s not Lazlo?
Latios: How much have you been- (spots half a dozen empty vodka bottles behind her) Ah.

6) 4 (Lucario) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10 (Alakazam), 2 (Lugia) or 7 (Feraligatr)?

Feraligatr. No one would argue with those teeth.

7) 1 (Quilava) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

The whole studio is on fire, as well as the next seven buildings downwind.

9) 3 (Glaceon) has to marry either 8 (Latios), 4 (Lucario) or 9 (Mew). Who do they chose?

Mew. Don’t know why, but since Lazlo’s as good as dead, she won’t be going for another Lucario.

10) 7 (Feraligatr) kidnaps 2 (Lugia) and demands something from 5 (Darkrai) for 2 (Lugia)'s release. What is it?

Feraligatr: Hey! Get me a jetpack, or Lugia gets killed.
Darkrai: Do I care?
Lugia: Hey… weren’t we making out earlier?
Feraligatr: What? You’re the same Lugia from earlier?
Lugia: (Nods)
Feraligatr: Oh! I didn’t know! Sorry.
Lugia: Now where were we? (Continues making out, much to Darkrai’s terror)
Darkrai: Argh! Fine! Here’s your jetpack! Just don’t do that in front of me!

11) You get to meet either 1 (Quilava) or 6 (Latias). Who do you chose?

Why would I propose to someone I wouldn’t yearn to meet? Latias of course!

12) 10 (Alakazam) challenges 4 (Lucario) to a chariot race. Why?

He needs to test out a new chariot-like gadget he just invented, and rather than crash tests, he decides to have fun for once.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3 (Glaceon). Does 3 (Glaceon) have a chance in hell?

Erm… no.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 (Lugia) and 10’s (Alakazam) wedding except for 8 (Latios). How do they react?

He didn’t need to be invited. He was the best man.

15) Why is 6 (Latios) afraid of 7 (Feraligatr)?

Have you seen those teeth?

16) 10 (Alakazam) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Alakazam: Once upon a time, there was a big bad Pokemon named Deoxys. He was very powerful, and tried to bring an end to all happi-
Feraligatr: Dude, quit it with the war stories. Lazlo told it better.
Alakazam: Shut up.

17) 1 (Quilava) arrives late for 2 (Lugia) and 10 (Alakazam)'s wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Quilava: Stop the ceremony!
Everyone else: What?! Why?
Lugia: (shuffles awkwardly)
Quilava: You see… (Dramatic pause) We’re lovers.
Everyone else: (gasps)
Alakazam: Is this true?!
Feraligatr: Trust me. It’s true. She wouldn’t even go as far as tongues with me.
Alakazam: Yeah, because you’d probably bite it off.
Feraligatr: Take that back!
A massive brawl ensues between Alakazam and Feraligatr, whilst Lugia and Quilava slip out unnoticed. Mew starts playing Bohemian Rhapsody on the church organ, turning the whole chapel into a giant mosh pit.

18) 5 (Darkrai) and 9 (Mew) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Mew starts smashing up the furniture, bawling lyrics about death and blood, whilst Darkrai is huddled up in the corner, holding a fly-swatter, swatting at the air.

19) 3 (Glaceon), 8 (Latios), 6 (Latias) and 4 (Lucario) all go to the zoo for 8 (Latios)'s birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8 (Latios)?

Within ten minutes, they get bored, causing Lucario to ‘accidentally’ release half of the animals. After hiding and watching hordes of tourists being chased by Rhyhorns, they call it a day and return to the Hotel. Glaceon got Latios a pack of playing cards, Lucario got him a DVD of The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Latias keeps putting it off, saying that she’d give him his present ‘tonight’, before breaking into giggles again.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting that I don’t write often enough. I open a window and yell at them that I’m too busy with work for University, and most of them continue pacing around. The Latias looks up forlornly, tugging at my heartstrings, and forcing me to live up to my rule of always making time for a Latias, and I resume writing about her.

21) 9 (Mew) murders 2 (Lugia)’s best friend. What does 2 (Lugia) do to get back at them?

Lugia: Mew, I’m going to make you wish you were never born.
Mew (not really caring): Yeah sure…
Lugia: (Pulls out a box of very girly fur accessories) Are you sure?
Mew: (Screams in terror as Lugia forcibly applies the makeup)

22) 6 (Latias) and 1 (Quilava) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 (Latias) save themselves or 1 (Quilava)?

Under normal circumstances, a Latias’s priority is to help others, but just as she’s about to rescue Quilava, Lugia dives in and snatches her fiancée out of harm, allowing Latias to escape unharmed.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Ooh… tough one… I suppose Feraligatr because he’d never be able to get a kiss in his life with those teeth.
Feraligatr: Oh thanks for the confidence booster(!)

24) 5 (Darkrai) is trapped in a cave. 10 (Alakazam) comes to rescue them. What happens?

Darkrai: Go away. I’m meditating.
Alakazam: May I join you?
Darkrai: Sure. Just don’t distract me.
They start meditating together, and as far as I’m aware, they’re still in that cave.

25) 3 (Glaceon) starts a day camp. What happens?

Glaceon: Hi-de-hi campers! Who knows what we’re going to do today?
Lucario: Yeah, we’re-
Glaceon: Shut up! I’m in charge here, so don’t talk unless I tell you to.

26) 4 (Lucario), 6 (Latias), and 7(Feraligatr) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 (Latios) walks in. What happens?

Latios: Hi sweetheart. What’s with the dancing?
Latias: Well, Mew made a rock version of this, to try and show he could still rock even though Lugia made him pink and fluffy again.
Latios: He failed… badly.
Feraligatr: Hey! Wait up; I can’t do all the ins and outs! My legs are too short!
Everyone else: (facefaults)

27) 1 (Quilava) starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 (Mew) and 10 (Alakazam) are going out. What is 2 (Lugia)'s reaction?

Lugia: (Inspects the story) Ooh my! Nice way to tell my ex he was a jerk. Can I have a copy?
Quilava: Sure. (Photocopies the page)
Lugia: Heh heh heh. (Mails it to Alakazam) That ought to teach him to actually delete my cell-phone number rather than prank me with it. Can I have another copy?
Quilava: Why?
Lugia: So I can blackmail him again later. Once it not enough.

28) 7 (Feraligatr) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

What apple pie? He ate it before we knew it was finished.

29) 8 (Latios) and 3 (Glaceon) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Latios: Sod this, I’m going home. Latias will be waiting for me.
Glaceon: Sure. I don’t like the outdoors, I think I’m allergic.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
(Used: Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Oogie Boogie: Well well well, what have we here? A Latios, huh? Ooh, I’m really scared (!)
Latios: What the hell are you?
Oogie Boogie: Mr Oogie Boogie says, there's trouble close at hand, you’d better pay attention, ’cos I’m the bogeyman!
Latios: Whatever. (Continues past)
Oogie Boogie: Hey! You’re supposed to pay attention.
Latios: (Sprays Oogie Boogie with pesticide. Oogie Boogie collapses.)

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go do now?

Latios returns to the warm embrace of Latias, Lugia and Quilava arrange a marriage, Darkrai and Alakazam are still in the cave, Glaceon resumes having shouting matches with Lucario, Feraligatr pines over his inability to kiss anyone, and Mew has taken over the chapel and uses the organ twenty-four hours a day as a gothic rock-venue, writing his own tracks of general woe and misery, although the girlish trinkets in his fur leave a lot to be desired for his reputation.


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Climbing the Corprate Ladder by Foxyjosh reviews
People think the Pokémorphs are on the bottom of the corporate ladder at team Cypher. Well they aren’t.[Humans into morphs]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,798 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 5/14/2006
Void by LatiasFinder reviews
All the legendaries you know? In reality, they are all Guardian Pokemon. Given Treasures to protect, what happens when a dark force arises and begins to steal those Treasures? - CHAPTER 13 & Epilogue Now UP
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,967 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Latias' Journey by Ri2 reviews
With her home destroyed, Latias sets out on a journey to protect herself from the mysterious Ghost King. On the way, she encounters new friends and adventures, and wonders if perhaps the one who destroyed her city is really all that he seems.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 1,237,300 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
The Crush Or Love? by Blackhammer reviews
May, Duplica, Misty, Latias, Peach and Sabrina are battling it out for Ash's heart. Who will our clueless hero choose? R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Ash K./Satoshi
Altomare revisited by Abbodon reviews
Ash, May and Max visit Altomare for a holiday. Ash meets up with Latias again, strong Altoshipping, hints of Dewshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 56,753 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi
Aura Guardian: Secret of Altomare by AltoGuardian reviews
Esteban, one of the last Aura Guardians, is on a journey to Altomare. There, a mysterious cult plans to use Latias and the Soul Dew for their own gain. It is up to Esteban to discover the True Secret of Altomare first to save the city and the world. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
War Against AntiS by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Dedicated to what happened on ffnt with the spammers. Going on hiatus until December 32nd or until some other jerk pops up.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Latias's new partener by HarsuneTheAuthor reviews
Latius is a purple lati who is sussposed to live with Latias after Latios dies. Can Latius learn to bond with her new companion? Can they learn to work together when a calamity strikes? Rated T for some later cussing. Last chapter up. R&R please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
The Girl and the Lugia by kathlaida-princess reviews
*SEQUEL AVAILABLE* Sometimes, to bring a friend back, we must do unimaginable things, such us transform into the reason why our friends went away... With the special appearance of the most beautiful creature in the world, the Sea Guardian itself, Lugia!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,035 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Into Thine Hands by hueful reviews
Lugia is asking for Ash Ketchum's help once again...only thing is, it's not the same Lugia from before. It's the Lugia's daughter. Can Ash fufill another destiny, protect Lugia's daughter, and keep himself from falling in love all at the same time?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Monotony by Damned Lolita reviews
What happens if you abandon the Pokemon you loved so much in childhood? What happens if you never restarted the game, and left them to die alone?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Will You Be My Valentine? by LuciferIX reviews
The first annual Championship Ball is coming up soon and May is heading back to Pallet Town to visit some old friends. Advanceshipping, AshMay, SatoHaru
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,075 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Can't We? by Obsessivetoapoint reviews
Ash and Latias have been reunited and have found something between them. Love. But many people are chasing after them to capture them. Can they stay together and keep their love for each other strong? Or will they be forced to live apart? Ash X Latias
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
Pokemon Attack Team part 1 by Krimzon Flygon reviews
When Ash is recruted into a mistirious organization, he must struggle to fit in with the members...who arn't even his species. This is my first story so please review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005
Bound To The Dragon's Heart by Minty-Fivestar reviews
An ancient prophecy tells of the bond between Pokémon and humans being solidified through the Chosen One and the Child of Legendaries coming together as friends, partners, and soulmates. Can Ash and Latias overcome all odds to fulfill this destiny... and find love?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,239 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 7/11/2003 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias]
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The DoomsDay Watch reviews
Socially, one of the foremost thoughts in a male university student's mind is 'Get Laid'. Naturally. Plenty of hot new chicks, no gossip. You make a list. But what about when religion gets in the way? Specifically, the god is hunting you down? R&R URST
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010
If Dragons May Care reviews
Deep in the heart of Altomare, a lonely Latias weeps in the Secret Garden. She is afraid by the fact that everyone else has someone, but she herself has no-one to call a love. Altoshipping AshxLatias and Dewshipping BiancaxLatios . Please R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008
A Lamentable Oversight reviews
Humans like having birthday parties. Eons really hate having them. At least she invited someone she could enjoy it with... oh wait, he didn't bother to turn up. Very late Valentines day fic. R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Rocking The Boat reviews
When a Pokemon Rescue Team is on the prowl, you know you're in safe hands. No mountain is too high, no cavern is too dark, no task is too undoable. However, every team faces hardships, but none more threatening than those which threaten to tear it asunder
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Treecko/Kimori
Murdered Mirth reviews
Death is inevitable for all species, but the Grim Reaper varies between all of them. For humans, it is a hooded skeletal man holding a scythe. For the Eons though, the Reaper haunts their nightmares on a daily basis: The Rayquaza. 'Dracoshipping' Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Latias, Rayquaza - Complete
The Appliance Of Science reviews
Technology rules supreme in LaRousse city, from moving sidewalks to a fully automatic Tournament system in the famous Battle Tower. A Rewrite of Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys. Read & Review. Chapter 4 up. Some Advanceshipping and brief Altoshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
Contact reviews
Response to SilverUmbra's Challenge. Carrying a message of warning, Azelf leaves Lake Valor to find Uxie. However, with hundreds of years since they last met, they can't help but get a little sidetracked. AzelfxUxie. Oneshot. Rated for safety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
All Rivers Lead To The Sea reviews
Response to SilverUmbra's Challenge. The source of the Segon River is guarded by a Latios, a creature prized by poachers. Following a botched capture, he is thrown to the waiting arms of the sea. OCLatiosxOCLugia. Oneshot. Rated for safety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Latios, Lugia - Complete
The Dowsing Machine reviews
All it was supposed to be was a glorified compass: A means to locate an end. But some people don't want to be found: Criminals thinking themselves above the rules. Based on the Barney-Spammer attacks. Rated for blood and character death. Please R&R.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/10/2008
Soul Etude reviews
A Latios and a Latias in love, torn apart as they came of age, find themselves transported to the region of Kraith. Lost without the other, they hang on desperately to the thought that they may one day find each other again. Eonshipping. Chapter 9 up.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007
A Kiss of Fire reviews
Even a fire type can fall in love, even if its kiss burns anything it touches. Benjamin Pepper is about to find this out to his peril as his mother rescues an albino Cyndaquil from the frozen wastelands of the North. OCxOC, HumanxQuilava. Chap 3 up. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
A Lover's Lament reviews
One-shot. Ganon had invited Laura to a ball held in honour of the patron saint of love, but as she gets ready for the big dance, a letter thought lost thirty years ago appears on the window-ledge, threatening to tear them apart. Rated T cos I always do.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
The worst thing, the absolutly worst thing you can do on Christmas Eve, is not overindulging on turkey, nor is it eating the inedible christmas decorations, it's forgetting the present for those who are dearest to you. Eonshipping. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
The Guardian Father reviews
A mysterious boy arrives on Altomare. He has searched far and wide for Ash Ketchum the Chosen One, to guard and guide him on his quest in the Water City. But what is this boy trying to hide? Slight AshxLatias . R&R Chapter 15 up.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007