Author has written 2 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Harry Potter.
I am...Jester to the King. My username comes from the movie The Court Jester, which is absolutely hysterically amazing, so you all should see it.
Some favorite pairings:
Remus/Sirius (my OTP)
Ron/Hermione (Just because it's canon and I don't dislike it)
If it's taken more as a joke and it's funny and written well, any pairing goes. Except Remus/Tonks. Grr.
I usually only read and write Harry Potter fics, but I do like the occasionally Sweeney Todd (as I've written one) and Edward Scissorhands.
Read and Review, please!
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Remus Lupin. 2. Sirius Black. 3. Hermione Granger. 4. Harry Potter. 5. Ginny Weasley. 6. Bellatrix Lestrange. 7. Ron Weasley. 8. George Weasley 9.James Potter. 10. Lily Evans. 11. Draco Malfoy. 12. Fred Weasley.
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ginny/Draco, of course I have.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Incest, Weasleycest, Twincest. All of which I support, of course, except I'm not a huge fan of mpreg.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yeah, I've read a bunch of good ones, but for some reason my mind is going blank. I'll fill in another about James later.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Haha. No. No. No. And no.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Haha, Ginny/James is better than Ginny/Lily because James is supposed to be like Harry.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
His ears would probably go bright red and he'd feel scarred for life from seeing his brother having sex. And he wouldn't be able to look at Sirius again.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Hermione slipped her time turner and it took her back to the Marauder era. This time, however, she's fallen in love with an unlikely suspect. Her best friend's, not father, but mother.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
I highly doubt it. Fred/Remus!
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Always the Tears of a Weasley. Ahah, don't ever use that title, please, it's horrible.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Definitely time travel. Remus wouldn't be 20 years older than Harry and a be a virgin while the latter isn't.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Again, not sure, but most likely as Hermione's a common character.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I think so.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
No, but if anyone else finds a Sirius/Harry/Ginny fic, do tell me. That sounds interesting, haha.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I never pegged her as a screamer.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Ew. I really don't like song fics. And for George?
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
That's Remus/Bellatrix/Fred. Anything with Bellatrix must be M, obviously.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I could only imagine it happening in the reverse. Otherwise, she might say something about the reason she's rejecting James is for Sirius.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday, I think.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Oh man, I'm sure she has tons.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No and no.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Ron, I guess. I haven't read a Ron/Hermione fic in years though. I've kind of left the world of canon.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you five this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Let me just write what that says with my people: "Remus and James are in a happy relationship until James suddenly runs off with Harry. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhapy affair with Fred, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Hermione."
Laugh, please. I've always been terrible at titles, so I'm just going to call it "Remus in love." I don't know who would read it, but I think that RainynDawn (not that she knows who I am) should write it.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Not very good. George/Ron!