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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Pitbulls rank high among the most affectionate and least aggressive dogs. Pitbulls are only aggressive when forcibly trained as such; usually for illegal dog fighting.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Lily's Son by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry looks exactly like Lily when he appears at Hogwarts much to the surprise of everyone. What if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? What if they accepted him? Harry is sorted into Slytherin. He befriends Hermione who ends up in Ravenclaw, Draco who enters into Slytherin, Neville to nobody's surprise is a Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 10/31/2022 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
Proud Parents by RobSt reviews
Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 246,871 - Reviews: 6227 - Favs: 7,640 - Follows: 10,191 - Updated: 4/26/2022 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Comeuppance by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Adopted from MissBecca. Harry decides enough is enough and breaks free from Dumbledores influence. powerful!strong!independent!Harry. Slash. if you don't like M/M please don't read. (Please see last chapter for notes before reading)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,119 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 3/9/2022 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Royal Ward by Catstaff reviews
Based on "Hatal Fart Attack" by Corwalch, "Royal Ward" follows the changes in Harry's life after he gains the personal attention of the Queen. My thanks to Corwalch for permission to write a sequel. Reading "Hatal Fart Attack" first is recommended, but not absolutely required. Please note that this story begins in 1989, shortly before Harry turns 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 312,113 - Reviews: 3016 - Favs: 6,432 - Follows: 7,169 - Updated: 10/30/2021 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Complete
Reclaiming the House of Black by Fairywm reviews
Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. Umbitch is going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,834 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 7,619 - Follows: 7,006 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Motherly Love by nonbinaryunicorns reviews
What if Narcissa Malfoy was the mother that had helped Harry Potter at King's Cross Station on September 1st instead of Molly Weasley? After all, the Malfoys are apt to latch onto anything remotely useful to them and use it. And if she wants another son, then who is anyone to deny her that? After all, how much could that possibly change?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,243 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 9/13/2021 - Published: 4/5/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M.
Intensity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Silence lay over the old, proud houses of Grimmauld Place. People were either away over the school holidays, or inside avoiding the heat. The only people left outdoors were a couple - the man tall, the woman pink-haired - who were standing in the park opposite Number 12, throwing sticks to a pair of large black dogs. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate", "Identity", and "Impose".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 303,057 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 8/9/2021 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,014 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,694 - Updated: 5/10/2021 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,641 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 4,849 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
This Time The Potters by Fairywm reviews
Sequel to A Brand New Start: Time Traveler Harry Potter/Hydrus Black once again travels to 1981, hoping this time he can save Harry's parents along with Harry. Having saved Harry once, this time should be much easier with his past experience. If only things would go as he expects they should... Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 115,398 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 3,354 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5046 - Favs: 9,919 - Follows: 9,523 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Through the Wormhole by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter was unhappy with his life in Post-Voldemort Great Britain. Tired of the threats and expectations, he agrees to go through the Veil to help the DOM learn more about it. And there he meets the Prophets. They send him back to DS9 with the Sisko. He has a lot to learn about where he ended up. Now finished with Year One of DS9. Possible sequel to come.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,691 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 8,161 - Follows: 6,157 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Scoop of a Lifetime by Soleneus reviews
If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,929 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Harry P., Rita S.
Petunia's Atonement by slytherinsal reviews
The Dark Lord won; and it's all thanks to the Dursleys. However Petunia has a second chance to do better by her sister, and to change the future. Oneshot. This didn't go quite the way I had loosely planned but hey, it wrote itself so I'm not complaining. Mostly Marauder Era. Smart!Petunia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 181 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Complete
An Abnormal Godfather by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,659 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 193,784 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 5,768 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Everyone has a limit by Dalnim reviews
First, it was the Stone, then it was the Chamber and a basilisk, then dementors, werewolves and traitors and now this: The Triwizard Tournament. Harry Potter has had enough and decides to take matters into his own hands. AU. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Get the Sorting Hat Mad at You by elvirakitties reviews
Dumbledore really upset the sorting hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 238 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Remember The Darkness (The Dark Lord Does Not) by gandalf537 reviews
Harry Potter used the one spell on Voldemort that nobody thought to use, taking a lesson from the most useless teacher in stride: Obliviate. Chaos follows, and the Dark Lord has a lot of questions. ACT II: Gilderoy is dumb and the previous Lord Voldemort just wants his snake. Loosely based off of chapter 44 of "101 Names We Could Have Used." This is not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,250 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Gilderoy L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Voldemort's Champion by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
The true power of the Master Illusionist is to trick you to focus on what he has not done and to control the chaos he creates. During the GoF Harry and Hermione work out the headmaster's trick of the Age-Line and that changes everything. Ronald has another bad experience due to his greed, fears and jealousies. HHr NLLL MOF Dumbledore 2 Secret Dark Lords (SS & NM). Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,633 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Amelia B. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 265 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 12,066 - Follows: 14,176 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
That was easy! by mp3.1415player reviews
Just a VERY short and silly snippet, the result of a much longer but equally silly conversation on Sufficient Velocity. It passed the acid test of making me smile so I thought I'd put it here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2017 - Complete
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sounds like Slaver by BovinePirate reviews
Sequel to Rhymes with Shmaliens. Join Xander as he stumbles his way through his new career.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,615 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 5/22/2017 - Xander H., D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Hogwarts Herself by lastcrazyhorn reviews
"You aren't afraid of me. Why?" He asked, head cocked to the side as he openly studied Harry. Harry's smile was brilliant. "Because you aren't scary."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 301 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Lord Herod by BrilliantLady reviews
It was foretold that a child born at the end of July would be his downfall. Lord Voldemort didn't want to take any chances as to whom the prophecy could apply to. Malfoy POV, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 235 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Was Fun by elvirakitties reviews
Voldemort faces the wrong boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Doing it my way by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter was stuck at the Dursley's after the return of Voldemort, with no news and letters that didn't give him any information. Harry decided it was time to do things his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,827 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 709 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Died Rather Than Betray Your Friends by Manchester reviews
Summary: This story was inspired by Cuautla's story 'Without Trust' presented on Twisting the Hellmouth. A story of unexpected betrayal, you should read it first to understand how it led to this alternate ending. A very, very alternate ending...heh, heh, heh.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Complete
Rise of the Dark Angel by mykkila09 reviews
A HP/DM fic; Dark Harry. Starts after the DOM battle; when Harry loses Sirius, he decides to drop his act of being the naive golden boy and shows his true nature. What will happen to the Light, and the Wizarding World, as a result? DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 408,015 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 5,156 - Follows: 4,684 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L., Neville L.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 7,573 - Follows: 9,524 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Families and Familiars: Second Year by Sherza reviews
The Death Eaters are on the move, Dumbledore is stymied, and the Black Alliance has geared up for a war on multiple fronts. What challenges will everyone face as Harry goes into his Second Year?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,035 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig
Papa Lion, Mama Snake by Sherza reviews
Septimus Weasley and Cedrella Weasley nee Black are Arthur Weasley's parents. This is their story. Follow them through their lives and see how things change when two people refuse to turn a blind eye to all the horror, death, and pain Grindelwald, Voldemort and manipulative old men can cause.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,988 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Septimus W., Cedrella B.]
World's Best Mum by BrilliantLady reviews
Have you ever wondered if there was a reason Petunia parented Dudley the way she did? She had a very good reason for spoiling him so – Petunia Dursley was determined to do nothing but the best for her son. Petunia & Lily friendship/rivalry. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/10/2016 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4729 - Favs: 12,071 - Follows: 8,912 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Solid Snakeface by Concept101 reviews
In which Harry has the brilliant idea to write a letter to his biggest enemy, Hedwig is secretly a member of an intergalactic federation, and Voldemort is just plain annoyed. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 137 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Hedwig - Complete
Finding Potter by etherian reviews
This story was inspired by a passage from the Deathly Hallows right before Snape dies. What if it was all different? What if Harry was rescued at 4.5 years. What if Harry was unable to fulfill the Prophecy? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 181,715 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Fate Worse Than Death by BrilliantLady reviews
No-one ever understood the true horrors that Tom Marvolo Riddle had to suffer through, with his consciousness trapped in a diary owned by a young girl. Mild Ginny bashing, humorous. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 6,680 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,371 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 4: The Fourth School by Stargon1 reviews
The TriWizard Tournament has been revived and the three largest and most prestigious schools in Europe are due to compete - Hogwarts, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. And in a mark of respect, the newest and smallest school in not only Britain but also all of Europe, has been invited to watch. If only things were that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,556 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 8,126 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A New Kind of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter in the Claw of the Raven by BakenandEggs reviews
When a more studious Harry Potter entered Gringotts with Hagrid, the Goblins managed to talk to him privately - Dumbledore never saw that one coming. A Ravenclaw Harry story. Warning: child abuse, character bashing, and pureblood society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,257 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 6,244 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 50/50 COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 231,363 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Definition of Normal by BrilliantLady reviews
A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He's going to make the Dursleys happy by being "normal". Then they'll love him, just like they love Dudley! It's a flawless plan... right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the "Perfectly Normal" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
It Feels Good To Get A Little Payback by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter has had enough, it's time for some payback. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rumour by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter starts a rumour, but no one knows who started it, only that it's about Harry and everyone's least favourite teacher, Severus Snape. One shot, Gay mentioned, but no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Harry P., Neville L., Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Goblin Communications by afish.2far reviews
What if the goblins wrote to Harry on his eleventh birthday? Dursley treatment not physical abuse just neglect and completely uncaring about him - how would this change him? What would this mean for Hogwarts? Dumbles bashing. Goblins/ Lord Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Harry P., F. Flitwick, Griphook - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Always III: A Twist in Time by MusicMelis reviews
Harry's third year is full of danger and surprises as Sirius Black is on the loose causing his father to be overprotective, Dementors are making him relive his mother's death, his friends are fighting, and most shocking of all is the Malfoy's changing sides. Severitus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,485 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
Nobody Cared: King's Island by etherian reviews
This is a very long one shot I wrote after I updated the original story Nobody Cared. There is a bit of drama but where would Harry and Severus be if there wasn't some drama now and then in their lives. King's Island is a wizarding island off of New England in America. It goes without saying that this is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 1,924 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Flying with Tattered Wings by SensiblyTainted reviews
Long Epilogue to Shadows Within the Light! Harry Potter is dead and Shadow Snape lives in his place, or, well, dreams in his place. He's in a coma. Can his adopted father, Severus Snape, and boyfriend, Draco Black, an ex-Malfoy, help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,507 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 3,265 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Griffin Initiative by eitherabeastoragod reviews
Sirius Black in a moment of strange clarity, in midst of all the confusion & madness, asked, "Is that a Time-Turner?" A single line & suddenly deep down in her subconscious, Hermione felt as if some huge grand play had been interrupted, as if a monkey-wrench had been thrown in the cosmic cogwheel of fate & storytelling. Post POA AU HP/FD HG/DG NL/SB LL/RS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,263 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Sirius B., N. Tonks
The Corpse Swallower by High Pot In Noose reviews
Fanfic of kyaru-chan's Harveste series. An unusual introduction after the mother of all temper tantrums leads to Harry gaining an unorthodox upbringing. Keep your appendages to yourself or you might get them bitten off.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 759 - Published: 4/23/2015
Rita Skeeter Strikes by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Rita Skeeter decides to observe Baby Harry Potter in her Animagus form to let the magical world know about his childhood - with far reaching consequences not only for Harry. Completely AU! Skeeter OOC. Mentioning of child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 255 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Whatever the Weather by Teddylonglong reviews
Even before Hogwarts, Harry is aware that he can influence the weather. Will he be able to efficiently make use of this ability? Completely AU, partly OOC, rating because of possible character deaths (of death eaters), HP/HG (probably)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Know Your Rights by megamatt09 reviews
Revamped. A couple of chance encounters on Harry's initial trip to Diagon Alley causes him to ask questions of a world that doesn't like questions being asked of it. Blatantly and obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,209 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36798 - Favs: 29,944 - Follows: 21,779 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 6,371 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Always II: The Secrets of the Serpents Den by MusicMelis reviews
After finding out that Snape is his father, Harry gears up for his second year of Hogwarts. But with mysterious things happening and his peers looking at him suspiciously, will Harry finally realize that he is not alone and trust Severus to truly be there for him? Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,457 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 892 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
Always by MusicMelis reviews
Harry Potter receives a mysterious package on his birthday that will change the lives of two people forever. Set in the summer before second year. Severitus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,876 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hello, Severus by TheHunter747 reviews
During Harry's first Occlumency lesson, Severus Snape gets an unexpected and entirely unwelcome surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Don't Want to be a Hero - Second Year by etherian reviews
In this story Voldy is dead, Albus retired, and Lucius is a teacher. Still, Harry wants to be a normal boy... and that is not an easy thing to attain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,230 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hunter by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form. **Mercedes Raine is a continuation on this story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,910 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 4,050 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Burning Day by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Sequel to Black Phoenix. In the lead up to Draco's election as Minister, Harry Potter broods. Only he can't do that all the time, even with most of Britain's population terrified of him now. So he has to find something else to occupy his time. And being a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord is it. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,833 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Retribition by eitherabeastoragod reviews
a small deviation from the original work. Andromeda arrives with the forces which arrived from Hogsmeade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2014
Harry, the House Elf by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
Harry has always thought that he was a normal boy. Then Hagrid came and told him that he was a wizard. But that can't be right, can it? When he learns about House Elves, though, Harry is sure that he has finally discovered what he really is. And surely working at Hogwarts will be nicer than staying with the Dursleys...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
The Dog and His Boy by rhyejess reviews
After the canon events of October 1981, Sirius is not captures by Aurors. He transforms into his animagus form, and he follows Harry to the Dursleys. Harry grows up with the feisty Padfoot as his best friend and companion and thus, when he is accepted into Hogwarts at his 11th birthday, he refuses to come unless he can bring his dog as his familiar. Once at Hogwarts, Snape is behav
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 258 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Knives in the Dark by Norrrrrrrrrr reviews
When Harry saves a goblin's life from Quirrell before beginning his first year, he sets off a chain of events that brings the war to a head early. With an unstable, intelligent and desperate enemy facing them, how will the Wizarding world react? And how will an amoral mentor and ally affect Harry and his caretakers? This story is dead. Original planned ending included for closure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,106 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 5041 - Favs: 10,548 - Follows: 7,008 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Trick a Dark Lord by CharmedArtist reviews
Just a silly little idea. But then again, why not?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Overheard Conversation by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between two of his teachers early into the first year at Hogwarts. What he hears makes him ponder about how he's going about his school work. He decides to take action and make his parents proud of his performance. Just how will that little change influence the events taking place at the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 4,429 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10628 - Favs: 27,327 - Follows: 15,379 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dark Lord's Heir by 628426 reviews
A story that I just kept adding to. I gave up on it, so I thought people might want to read it. Harry gets picked up by Bellatrix LeStrange and taken to the Goblins to change his life forever. Rated "T" I hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Magic Numbers by juliasejanus reviews
Seven is a 'magical' number.  The number of the occultist and the esoteric.  Seven's are secretive, mysterious, stand-offish, intuitive and introspective. An unworldly attitude means most seven's need to be 'protected'. Harry Potter born as the seventh month dies and as the seventh horcrux to be protected and adored by his creator and soul-brother. AU Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,061 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
the Passion of Angels and Demons by The Drowned World reviews
As ancient myths rise with incredible power, Xander and Angelus find themselves at the center of a passion that may yet explode and burn the entire world to cinders...Chapter XXV, Part II now available; Chapter XXVI coming soon.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 279,799 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Xander H., Angel
The Lemon Drop by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Response to a challenge posed to me by TheWrittenSorcerer. The Challenge: Dumbledore is secretly a cannibal lemon drop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Complete
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 5,753 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bonfires at Midnight by Count Anarchy reviews
Harry Potter never had traditions to call his own. What happens when Harry discovers the true magic behind the wizarding world - a culture and a set of beliefs that will set him apart from the Muggles he was raised by? Features a Ravenclaw Harry. First Year complete and posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Goblin Child by Conflicted One reviews
At the beginning of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, only one group is looking out for the Child of Prophecy, the Goblins. After Harry gains the Goblins respect, they adopt the Man of Prophecy. Rating may change later, I don't know. Harry/Multi. BEING REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,158 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 593 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
A Ghostly Boy by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 416 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 7,508 - Follows: 4,637 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by Abbyngton reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 6,162 - Follows: 3,504 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 1,739 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by offsides reviews
Harry Potter harnesses the power the Dark Lord knows not, much to the chagrin of those in charge. Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't go away. My first published fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
A Story of A Boy by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Before Harry leaves the wizarding world he goes to talk to Professor McGonagall. This is the story of that conversation, and what Harry does afterwards. Just a note - this isn't a 'Harry is bitter and angry and so leaves the wizarding world' (though I do love them) more of a 'Harry decides he can't live in the wizarding world any longer because of what they all assume he is'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5942 - Favs: 8,170 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Not ripe yet by Kahuna Burger reviews
Spike and Dru come to Sunnydale a bit earlier and Dru's visions cause a change of plans.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,046 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Xander H., Spike
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 10,427 - Follows: 7,080 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Break Me, Shake Me by DaggersBloodPain reviews
What would have happened if Harry Potter had been broken by the muggles around him? Would things still be the same if he came to Hogwarts with Social Anxiety Disorder? Take a look at this very different Harry and see how he copes with disability.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,307 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 4,402 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
I Don't Want to Die by Cherylyn reviews
After meeting Voldemort, Harry decides he wants to live. What better way than to convince Voldermort Harry would be worth more to him alive rather than dead? His plans take on a life of their own as Harry Struggles to keep up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,110 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4873 - Favs: 11,979 - Follows: 6,014 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 9,328 - Follows: 4,686 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 224 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 4,788 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Not Going Back by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Oneshot. At the end of third year a bout of accidental magic has unexpected consequences. A bit of Dumbledore bashing, and one character death but very clean.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yet Again by Silverfawkes reviews
Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011
Don't Tell Never Tell by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Madam Pomfrey is bound by a Healer's Oath to never tell another living soul of Harry Potter's abuse. She only wishes she weren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Poppy P., Harry P. - Complete
Survival by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
harry doesn't stay at the Dursley's for long, he end up running to the streets where he learns to survive. Befriends Severus and at age twelve adopted by the Malfoy's; Abeo Malfoy bethrothed to Severus Snape to keep him safe. No Slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,242 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Widow Malfoy by mmooch reviews
When Buffy is forced into a magical marriage, she makes them regret it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Buffy S., Lucius M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 3,716 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unspeakable by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A vision of a hurt boy in a cupboard appears to Unspeakable Snape, but its meaning eludes him until he intercepts a lost letter addressed to Harry Potter. Alarmed, he goes to Privet Drive & rescues Harry. Now he must win the boy's fragile trust. mentor/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Have a Name by marksmom reviews
Severus gains custody of an abused and strangely silent seven year old Harry Potter. Severus OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 336 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Minions by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Neville has a problem. A pretty blonde vampire named Harmony has mistaken him for the new Dark Lord. And he hasn't corrected her. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harmony K., Neville L. - Complete
It's Too Late by Romantic Silence reviews
However, instead of being met with a boyish grin that told him everything was going to be alright, Harry shook his head solemnly and said, "I'm sorry Ron, but it's too late."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2618 - Favs: 6,341 - Follows: 3,008 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Stuck With Each Other by the labile affect reviews
Mello's not getting along with Near worse than usual. L comes up with an idea to solve this problem.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Different or Not by Moth Mask reviews
Between his banishment and a mysterious illness, Zim needs someone to rely on. Who would've thought he'd turn to Dib? More than ZaDF, less than ZaDR. Finally done
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dark Apprentice by padawan lynne reviews
When Voldemort decides to take Harry Potter as his apprentice instead of killing him, the Wizarding World is in for a shock. Goodbye Harry Potter, hello Lord Raiden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008
Lily's Gift by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Slightly A/U. Snape notices that Harry isn't getting the marks he should be in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5734 - Favs: 15,366 - Follows: 6,762 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 6,028 - Follows: 6,215 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 10057 - Favs: 29,876 - Follows: 12,199 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by RobSt reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 4,775 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Two Hawks Hunting by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 336,666 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., OC, Hedwig - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 594 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Vince's Ambition by Lucinda reviews
Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vincent C. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 14,152 - Follows: 5,871 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,400 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Killing Edward Cullen Buffy Style by missbrunettgirl reviews
Anti Twilight fanfic. Don't read if you are easily offended.Buffy is tired of all the fan girls attacking her when she is out slaying vampires so the scoobies come up with a plan! Hilarity ensues! Includes kidnaping of a certain author... R&R.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Ravenclaw Rejects: Book Two by darkpanda of angels reviews
Living with a escaped prisoner during the summer, sneaking around with the Weasley twins, and a surprising revelation about family is in for Harry in this book about his second year at Hogwarts with Luna as his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 19,230 - Follows: 8,267 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost and Found by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Harry's relatives abandon him at the playground at age six, miles away from their home. Who should find him but the one and only, Severus Snape. Sevitus/Severius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,930 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Only One He Ever Feared by demort reviews
Sequel to 'The Purple Lord Soul-bonded', last in the Purple Series...Voldemort writes back! Dumbledore will be amused...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Mind your manners Mr Malfoy by demort
It's a spin-off to the 'Purple Lord soul bonded' It was fun imagining the reactions and the consequences to that letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Lucius M.
The Purple Lord soul bonded? by demort reviews
Sequel to the Purple Side. Dumbledore strikes back. The Dark Lord will NOT be amused. Warning: mentions soul bond between two males but NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 528 - Published: 10/5/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Imprisonment by Nightcat444 reviews
Harry grows up in Azkaban feeling nothing but anger towards the ones who put him in hell. When Dumbledore finds out his mistake, it's to late. Harry is past forgiveness, he is beyond redemption. Wrong-boy-who-lived. DarkHarry. Blood&Gore COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Purple Side by demort reviews
Power the Dark Lord knows not' Love! Harry finally loses it...Dumbledore bashing and an extremely amused Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Gummy Bears by raybun reviews
Near and Mello have been enemies since forever, and Matt never really cared before. What will he do now that he's practically thrown into the middle when he gets to know Near a little bit? NearXMatt. Bits of MattXMello and NearXMello. Slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
More Important Things by RobSt reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 6,798 - Follows: 1,895 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 3,968 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 4036 - Favs: 12,760 - Follows: 5,459 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
House Elf Harry by Molly Morrison reviews
Everyone at Hogwarts is in for a surprise when they meet Harry Potter; his upbringing didn't turn out exactly how anyone expected. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P.
Snow Girl & the Sorcerer's Son by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry goes on an early morning shopping trip for Severus’s birthday, he discovers a girl half-frozen in the snow in Diagon Alley. Little does he know that his encounter with the snow girl will change him forever. Tale based on "The Little Match Girl". AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hide Yourself From A Prisoner by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Hide Yourself Away! Please read it first before you read this one. Harry & Severus return to Hogwarts to finish out 3rd year, and encounter more problems, in the form of an escaped convict to discover a truth that was hidden away. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,030 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 675 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 3,944 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Hide Yourself Away by Snapegirlkmf reviews
When Harry runs away from the Dursleys at the start of 3rd year, he is captured by Death Eaters and nearly killed, resulting in the loss of his magic. Only one man can help him now, Snape, who has just discovered a shocking revelation Harry's his son! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,764 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 7,925 - Follows: 4,676 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Mind Games by wild-filly reviews
REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Needy by sunshineleftthestation reviews
Hold me, wrap me up. Unfold me, I am small... and needy. Mello x Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
He knew those signs by drugan reviews
AU. Second year. Harry worries after seeing some specific signs in a Ravenclaw girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 307 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by RuneWitchSakura reviews
AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Vial of Submission by HydrogenPeroxide reviews
When Harry accidentally imbibes the Draught of Submission, Draco is inspired to new heights of Slytherin cunning. Submissive!Harry Chapter Seven up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,982 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11925 - Favs: 24,848 - Follows: 9,131 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Golden Boy by Dragonmaster1 reviews
Slash. Major AU. Xander is found as a baby and raised by a pack of vampires who move into Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,031 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Xander H., Spike
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who ya gonna call? by kirasmommy reviews
Challenge Response: Xander goes to visit his Uncle Peter...in New York! (slash)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,523 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Xander H., Spike
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Mello and Near get schooled
Pay attention Matt!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Near, Mello - Complete
Spoiled Italy reviews
What Prussia heard and what Germany gave Italy. warning in script form.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mello's Rum reviews
What Matt sees. Yaoi-ish ... not sure how slashy it will get but there will be at least boy on boy crushes and kissing...I think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Empty Occlumency reviews
A look inside Harry's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Death Note Possession reviews
What REALLY created Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Echos reviews
Echos of the past.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Near, Mello - Complete
Malfoy's Pet reviews
Sometimes Stockholm Syndrome and Mental Conditioning sink so deep you can't ever break free. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
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