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Kia ora, it's Anya.

When I was 13, I entered a Twilight character lookalike competition at the library. I came first, not because I particularly look like Bella but probably because I was one of three participants who submitted a photo. I won 4 movie tickets so that 3 friends and I could go watch Twilight. I took the tickets and watched it 4 times instead. And that basically tells you everything you need to know about me.

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The Procedure by iambeagle reviews
With the memories of each other erased, their futures are bright. Promising. With the memories of each other eliminated, they're nothing more than strangers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4619 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, You Idiot by iambeagle reviews
A story about falling in love with your charmingly idiotic roommate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/5/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Another Life by iambeagle reviews
He's someone else's husband, and that alone should end all of my thoughts about Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 5945 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 7/5/2022 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here's To Now by iambeagle reviews
"When everything goes wrong, that's when adventure starts."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gate 19 by iambeagle reviews
After finding out her flight from Denver to Seattle has been cancelled, Bella accepts a ride from a stranger who is also hoping to get home for Christmas. ExB Christmas fluff, y'all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5835 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Delete The Kisses by iambeagle reviews
When Bella receives a provoking message from a stranger on Instagram, intrigue ensues. Who is this Masen person? And what the hell does he want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6104 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Bella, Edward
This Thing Called Love by iambeagle reviews
On the day of his sister's wedding, Edward might have something up his sexy sleeve for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 1/27/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Heart Arcane by iambeagle reviews
There are people you get over. And then there's Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 191,198 - Reviews: 4400 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 2/17/2023 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,491 - Reviews: 4667 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 5,509 - Updated: 2/13/2022 - Published: 8/31/2012
The Funcle by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan eats, sleeps, and breathes Crosstown Concourse. It's home, work, and the love of her life. She has nothing in common at all with Edward Cullen, who has a job or 2 or 3 of his own, except Maggie, the niece they share, who's dubbed him the funcle because he's like a dad but cooler. It isn't a meet-cute when you've known each other forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 6/14/2021 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Bella, Edward
The Freshmen by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"It's something I live with every single day."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,138 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 7/9/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Debt to the Darkness by Thirst Contest reviews
Sent to pay a debt, Isabella finds more than she was expecting at Masen Manor. Will her mysterious new benefactor demand more from her than she is prepared to give? Or will she demand from him more than he is willing to grant?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/14/2020 - Complete
Edward Cullen's Guide on How to Survive a Vampirism Curse by Thirst Contest reviews
The story of how one poorly-timed sneeze and a costume party prop almost killed Edward Cullen, a very innocent person who definitely did not deserve any of this magical curse nonsense, thanks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/8/2020 - Complete
Eight Days by windchymes reviews
A lot can happen in eight days...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 229,639 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 9/23/2020 - Published: 4/8/2016
Fly Me Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan doesn't believe in regret, but if she did…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 311 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sue Me by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is the only lawyer in the small town of Forks. He's bored with the neighbor vs. neighbor cases he's dragged into, but his latest client could change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 909 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Help Wanted by Maplestyle reviews
When Mr. Cullen's grade 3 student, Jacob Black, asks him for help making a resume, Edward questions what kind of help would be wanted from an eight-year-old boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 219 - Published: 3/1/2020 - Bella - Complete
Zuma by planetblue reviews
He may be dating my stepsister, but it doesn't stop me from wishing he were mine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,143 - Reviews: 3531 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 2/11/2020 - Published: 6/24/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Year, New Meh by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"When was the last time New Year's Eve actually lived up to the hype?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 213 - Published: 12/31/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(The Morning After) The Night Before Christmas by TheFicChick reviews
"Oh, God, Edward Cullen has seen me naked." (A "Twilight" Christmas one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,084 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 322 - Published: 12/23/2019 - Bella - Complete
Beneath the Branches by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"The town of Forks is typically synonymous with boredom, not serial killers."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,568 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 9/26/2019 - Published: 6/6/2019 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prima Facie by jayhawkbb reviews
Competitive. Argumentative. Condescending. Bella's arch-nemesis at the office is all of those things. So why is it so impossible for her to stop thinking about him? Bella/Edward. Rated M for the regular reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 2/1/2019
Give Me a Sign by Rochelle Allison reviews
Summary: Edward's a doctor at Atlanta's Piedmont Hospital and Bella's the construction worker always holding him up in traffic. But what happens when their paths cross elsewhere?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/26/2019 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,811 - Reviews: 3317 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 3,248 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resting Grinch Face by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Grinchin' ain't easy, but Edward Cullen makes it look so damn good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 214 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10942 - Favs: 7,540 - Follows: 4,720 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vices by allihavetodoisdream reviews
A struggling girl lives a colorless life. Until it all changes and her world is filled with neon-bright color. She soon gets swept away in the luxury and glamour of her new life. But everything comes with a price. ExB. Rated M for violence, drug use, language, and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Bella, Edward
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 74,376 - Reviews: 8113 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 445 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9670 - Favs: 10,279 - Follows: 6,671 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13479 - Favs: 8,063 - Follows: 4,966 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Run, Rabbit, Run by SparrowNotes24 reviews
I'd travelled 3000 miles, using the distance as a safety blanket. 3000 miles. 50 hours. Turns out, it wasn't far enough. 1st Place Judges' Vote, 3rd Place Public Vote, Judges' Pick, Validator Pick, and Secret-keeper Pick in The May to December contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 208 - Published: 2/13/2015
The (Wet) DreamGirl by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella used to be Edward's babysitter. Now Edward's all grown up...and so are Bella's feelings toward him. Written for the May to December Romance Contest (and, surprisingly, winner of two awards: Best UST and Carrie ZM's Judge's Favorite).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,651 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 402 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15185 - Favs: 8,424 - Follows: 7,142 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5865 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6431 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,949 - Reviews: 3165 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Corporate Ladder Theory by TFLN Twific Contest reviews
She is intrigue, fire, and passion. She is breathtakingly beautiful, whimsical yet real. She's also my boss. And is that my shirt she's wearing? A Texts From Last Night Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hollywood by allihavetodoisdream reviews
"She's Audrey Hepburn, and he's Cary Grant. She's Marilyn, and he's James Dean. She's timeless elegance, and he's old grace. She's searching, and he's already found, already taken. She's sixteen. And he's twenty-seven. But that doesn't matter. Not to a girl in love. Nothing matters, then." Edward & Bella in the definition of a forbidden relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,790 - Reviews: 4003 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
C-26 by TFLN Twific Contest reviews
Summer sun, three boys, a happy mistake. A Texts From Last Night Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 482 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fill Me with Your Poison by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan's intrigued by vampires. Edward Cullen's bored and alone. What happens when they meet? AU, vampire. Rated M. Inspired by Katy Perry's ET.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen by Rochelle Allison reviews
He stole her heart, and then he stole her father's fortune. Love and forgiveness are nice concepts, but highly improbable. Right? Drama, romance, action, and a heavy sprinkling of the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,385 - Reviews: 5233 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ahoy, Love! by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. One big, white boat, one unfortunate tropical storm, a few too many bottles of booze, and two single thirty-somethings hanging out, maybe falling in love, and trying to not lose their minds amidst the endless rounds of shuffleboard and Bingo. Just a bit of fluffy summer fun to take the bite out of Old Man Winter. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
MISSION: Ghost, An OPERATION: Break the Dawn Extra by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. An OPERATION: Break the Dawn "Extra". In chapter 7, there are references to an operation that took place in 2007, 6 years prior to the events in the main story. This is where our team first comes together. It also shapes a lot of who Captain Cullen is today. MISSION: Ghost is a brief glimpse into Edward's and the team's back story. Read at your own discretion. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 110 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 2,507 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15334 - Favs: 11,697 - Follows: 5,878 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belong by TheFicChick reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?" (My entry in the "Ho Hey" Contest.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 252 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Own by Rochelle Allison reviews
When you're meant to be in someone's life, fate has ways of placing you where you need to be. Bella and Edward save each other in more ways than one. M for a little bit of language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maybe Valentine by Rochelle Allison reviews
Life is what happens when you're busy making plans. Edward and Bella cross paths one Valentine's Day night when their dates leave them hanging. Long walks, lots of talks, and maybe some kissing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 267 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rise by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella is a bad boy's girl, living a life she no longer wants. She's trapped, until one of the things that keeps her confined - her bodyguard - becomes the very thing that could set her free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,852 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
the Fall by Rochelle Allison reviews
October 2012 Fictionista Workshop. (Bella and Edward hit a bump in their forever relationship. Over the course of a night, they work on working it out...)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,385 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Terms and Conditions Apply by TheSaintsMistress reviews
There's only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 4529 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brighter, Appease, Venture by Rochelle Allison reviews
NEW FICTIONISTA WORKSHOP WITFITS: APRIL 2012 - JUNE 2012. started with Brighter. Continued with Appease. Finishing with Venture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,915 - Reviews: 9322 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7706 - Favs: 12,366 - Follows: 6,336 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fictionista Workshop's Daily Witfit 2011 JanApril by Rochelle Allison reviews
Fictionista Workshop's Daily Witfits. Brand new set for the new year.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 60,298 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7388 - Favs: 6,326 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 431 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 4,681 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 235 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp Summer 2011 Sultry, Malicious by Rochelle Allison reviews
New Witfit Stories, this time told one by one. "Sultry", "Malicious".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 461 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Come Undone by Scorp112 reviews
She took a risk that left her with nothing. How do you tell someone to come home when you're the one who sent them away? How does Bella break the news to her ex-husband that the baby she's carrying is his? *1st place winner in Beautiful Bellies Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 447 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5263 - Favs: 7,183 - Follows: 4,040 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 208 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alternative Arrangements by dryler reviews
Life doesn't always go as planned, especially in Georgian London, a world of arranged marriages and strict social hierarchy. Written for The Age of Edward 2010 contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp May to July 2010 Prompts by Rochelle Allison reviews
A continuation of stories using Fictionista Workshop's daily prompts. If any of these confuse you, I suggest reading the "Daily Prompts" or "January's Prompts" first, both with my other stories in my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 99,913 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp January 2010 WitFit Prompts by Rochelle Allison reviews
Another Day, another prompt. I do have a few story lines and plots going from last month's set of prompts, and I'll be continuing some of them. Others will be brand new. Check out the Fictionista Workshop website for details...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 81,795 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Wrkshp Dec 2009 Daily WitFit Prompts by Rochelle Allison reviews
December is a very busy month for most—stress and festivities can distract and even relax us from writing, so Fictionista Workshop has opened WitFit, a daily writing prompt series for all genres. from the FW website
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,427 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9449 - Favs: 18,115 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete