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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

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Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 128,155 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 4,839 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Way of the Jedi by TheBlackHand724 reviews
Harry learns the ways of the force after watching the OG Trilogy when he's 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,081 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/4 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 378,110 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 6,584 - Follows: 7,874 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 6809 - Favs: 5,389 - Follows: 6,244 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Horcrux Within by althor42 reviews
AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,704 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Getting It Right by TXWitchywoman reviews
Need a good Harry/Hermione story? Then look no further! Tale resulting from a challenge prompt about a pair who finally realize what they mean to each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,933 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 6,136 - Follows: 5,862 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 7,531 - Follows: 8,627 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Daphne's Surprise by Mionefan reviews
Daphne Greengrass gets a big surprise when she arrives home for the holidays at the end of sixth year. An A/U look at what happens afterward. Warning, mature subject mater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,162 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Pranking a Dark Lord by MuggleSurvivor reviews
What if Sirius Black survived that night in Department of Mysteries; what if he had become Harry's Godfather, one who truly looks out for Harry's interests; most importantly, what if he fought like a Muggle? The timeline; certain events; and facts, that occur within canon, will not be strictly adhered to; but as a starting point, this fan-fiction will start during summer 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lord Emperor - Dark Hunter by Xavras reviews
NonCanon! Starts in 2030. EWE. Harry removes all remnants of the Death Eaters to avenge his friends who were killed off systematically and viciously. Time travel: Harry goes back to fix things during the time he was in school and to prevent many horrible events from happening. Grey!Harry. {Will undergo editing to deal with plot holes, etc.} (Revised thru Ch 12)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,870 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B. - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,673 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Potter's Bones by Mionefan reviews
Harry is depressed after the disaster in the Department of Mysteries and decides to remove himself from his friends to protect them. What happens when a pretty Hufflepuff finds him? What about his female best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,871 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
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Paradise reviews
Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ancient Ways reviews
Something about Ninjas or swords or some ruddy thing. Complete. Read the story for a description ... HONKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,903 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deadly End reviews
Harry's sixth year has been shattered to an end, Harry finds new strengths in those who love him. Unknown events loom on the horizon the young magical trio take on a fourth and learn to triumph over more than just fears. Chaptered-Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry P and the killer Banana Split reviews
It's not a parody! But Read it anyway. Thank you for your totally useless review Nat!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete