Hannah Senna Whiskeypants
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Joined 08-28-07, id: 1363122, Profile Updated: 09-24-10
Author has written 21 stories for Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy VII, Ninja Scroll, Tomb Raider, Bible, and Saints Row.

I like to write,

'cause it makes me feel bright,

From Rugby to a video Game,

I'm seriously, that lame,

I'll write about it all,

I aint no fool,

Poems, I sometimes write,

But, they're usually shite,

So, I hope you like my stuff,

'Cause I write about muff

-ins.

[Aha, I haven't been on in a long while, but now I am thinking about coming back. I appreciate people reading/commenting on my stories, but please if you want to criticize or insult what I wrote don't do it anonymously. Please, be fair people.]

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STARS Survival Camp by CrimsonValkyrie13 reviews
A parody of how the STARS Alpha Team would act, especially when it comes to nature! Will The STARS Team make it out all alive or Will they yell at eachother about how stupid they are? Enjoy! Rated T for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009
Take Me Away by magentafeelings92 reviews
Brill. What if Zombie Brad had survived Raccoon City? Kept in captivity by Wesker, Brad gradually regains some human conscious in his undead state, as he patiently waits for his Amazon. Spans from RE3-RE5
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Brad V., Jill V.
The Ace of Hearts by TapWater reviews
It's 5 months after Sam has made his decision to stay in 1973 and he is still being haunted by Test Card F girl. And on top of that, the team are dealing with a cop killer. But one of Gene's mistakes gets Sam into serious trouble.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Resident Evil STARS by HobbitGirl reviews
Follow the S.T.A.R.S antics before that fateful day at the mansion. First part of eight stories following the downfall of Umbrella. Rating for Strong Language, Sexual Content and Some Violence. Chapter 14 Up now.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,860 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007
Opening Wounds by Kato Freaky Blue Haired Kid reviews
*Yaoi*/Rape/ Abuse... (A little OOC... I think) Yurimaru can't get over Lord Gemma, Will his Next Meeting Change his Opinion? And Maybe Yurimaru is more human then he ever imagined...
Ninja Scroll - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2002
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Resident Evil Poem
A poem summing up experiences of all the Resident Evil Games. SPOILERS ahead, as well as opinions and VERY CRAPPY rhyming. Ta for reading, rate and review please. Contains all of the main Resident Evil games. I think, aha, bar Dead Aim etc
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Published: 10/10/2010 - A. Wesker, Brad V. - Complete
The Future reviews
Chris, Jill and Sheva are sent to 'take care' of a new super intelligent Bio-weapon. What they don't know though, is that this 'bio-weapon' is smarter than they think, and that it remembers them. Feedback would be lovely darlings. STARS are in there too!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Chris R., Brad V.
STARS Poem They were an 'elite' team reviews
Oh STARS. Let's face it, they wouldn't have all have died THAT EASILY. : I know some of them weren't killed by zombies, but gimme a break. ;
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Chris R., Jill V.
WeskerBrad, do this for me reviews
I started this three years ago. Brad and Wesker slash. The first chapter is old. But is the basis. Two chapters, new will be up if it gets demanded. Thank you darlings. Please review etc. : Ta.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 10/24/2007 - A. Wesker, Brad V.
STARS Before it all happened reviews
Based around the STARS, mainly about Brad. My first fanfic, started over a year ago, And finally finished. :
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,298 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Brad V., Jill V. - Complete
STARS reviews
S.T.A.R.S - I'll write it as I make it up, mainly based around Brad Vickers. Contains an OC, Cane. Who is Brad's brother. Don't know where I'm going with this, so reviews are very much so appreciated. 3 Ta darlings.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Brad V., A. Wesker
Mission : Make a Porno reviews
Ultor has some ideas on how the Saints can make good money and get more followers, of course though, they need Johnny Gat, and my own character Zack in order to make this happen. Yaoi Gat/OC Don't read if you don't like!
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Cain And Abel reviews
Poems from each angel.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Abel, Cain
The Last Thoughts reviews
Some of the last thoughts words of some characters in RE that just don't make it. Brad, Richard, Forest, Enrico, Marvin, Joseph, Kenneth
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Lara annoys the hell outta me! reviews
Well, she makes me so MAD!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Eddie! reviews
A poem for fat old Eddie, i mean good old Eddie! xD Heehee!
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Hidden Love reviews
When Yurimaru ties to kill Jubei, he is blown up by Zakuro, although changed to the film, Yurimaru survives the blast with his arm intact and gets help from Jubei.JubeiXYurimaru Rate M for future chapters. Yurimaru fan girls, prepare to squeel. D
Ninja Scroll - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007
Living when your dead
Dyne fell and died, that's what people thought. Later, he met Barret, but what happened between the few years of him missing. This is his story. Short to begin with.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 933 - Published: 12/28/2007
Waddling Walter reviews
Walter is wierd. And this is even wierder!
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Garrador reviews
Oh, garrador. So, how good are you huh? Against me and my sister?On hard mode?Bring it batch.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
El gigante reviews
Expressing the thoughts i have of El Gigante...On pro mode. Enjoy.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
These are my last words reviews
Brad thinks about everything as he holds the love of his life in his arms, whilst she is dieing, and he is slowely dieing too inside, this is his dieing poem.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
RE poem 4 reviews
The chainsaw guy, is at it again! And so are me and my sis! xD
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
RE4 poem 3 reviews
The third poem, how did me and my sis do against that chainsaw man this time?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Re 4 mercenaries poem 2 reviews
This is an add on to my last RE4 poem, we did actually beat the chainsaw guy!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007
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