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Joined 06-21-20, id: 13633981, Profile Updated: 09-29-21
Author has written 10 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Oh, hello there!

I am a 29-year old (and I decided to stay this age for the next ten years or so) person. I got stranded in England during the pandemic and decided to begin writing again, after a hiatus of nearly 12 years. Is that weird? It probably is. But it is so much fun to write again!

I love fantasy, daydreaming, and food. And if you read any of my stories, chances are that you'll find yourself in a scene where food plays a role. Let me know when you have encountered it and figured out its symbolic meaning in the scene! ;-)

You can also find me on tumblr and Ao3 under the same nickname.

Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold

The job of a bodyguard was demanding, lonely, and had a high fatality rate. Domovoi Butler had accepted that a long time ago. It was a bleak life, but there was order in it. Order was good. It was predictable. Safe.

Then life throws Dr Sofia Massetti in his path, and his well-ordered existence gets plunged into utter and complete chaos.

The fics in this series are in chronological order (set after "The Arctic Incident"), but you don't need to read them in order. Every fic is complete in itself, so you can jump in any time. It will be a more enjoyable reading experience, however, if you begin at the first story, I think.

The order of the stories:

1. The Angel Conundrum

2. The Hunting Rifle

3. Trust Issues

4. Solomon's Gift

5. Walking a Tightrope

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Tango by Space-Dweeb reviews
"I've come for all sorts, you know," she said with a soft smile. "Some of them came willingly, some even invited me. Others fought, tooth and nail – like a feral beast hunted by its own personal nightmare. They all had one thing in common, though. In the end, everyone walks with me."
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2022 - Fred-104 - Complete
A lifelong friendship by Assan08 reviews
A little missing scene: How did Artemis Fowl and Butler actually meet for the first time? Correct, Sisters of Mercy Hospital, when Artemis was born. What happened back then? What was Butler's last job before? And ... what's the matter with his haircut? A Butler-centred fic to find out ... [Translation of "Freunde fürs Leben" by Sam Chaucer, originally posted on fanfiktion . de]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2021 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Chips by Assan08 reviews
Knowledge is power - and as is information. Artemis' newest invention allowed him to gather sensitive information from secret service's files but as nice at it seems: he is not the only one interested in it. Linus Fitch, a rather famous name in international ganglands, is keen on that information, ready to do whatever it takes ... [DISCONTINUED]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2021 - Artemis F., Butler
By the pricking of my thumbs by mentosmorii reviews
In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A necromancy/mage Artemis au.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,424 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/25/2021 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Fowl business by mentosmorii reviews
Before the Fowl Star sank, Artemis was (albeit briefly) a child — and with this fact comes all that childhood entails. This is one of the many misadventures he and Juliet, the only other child in Fowl Manor, managed to stumble into. A tale of winding hallways, surprises, and Fowl business. [for the AO3 Artemis Fowl Summertime Fic Exchange]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Artemis F., Butler, Juliet B. - Complete
Days of Reckoning by WolfButler reviews
Jump back into the life of the young Domovoi Butler once again. We rejoin him in the middle of his teenage years and, of course, in the middle of several varieties of trouble. He's home for half-term during summer of his 6th year of The Academy, supposedly for a little rest and rehab. Unsurprisingly, it would appear that his life didn't get the memo... (Sequel to 'Just Reckoning')
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Major - Complete
A Robinson Tale - Part 1: Freakuencies by C904 reviews
The Robinsons have just arrived in a new binary system and danger is closer than they think. Fanfic picking up right at the end of season 1.
Lost in Space, 2018 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 4/10/2019 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by WolfButler reviews
Twelve short (ish) ficlets for you to enjoy, based on the verses of the song of the same title and featuring our favourite big guy. And a few friends, of course. Some longer than others: various years, themes and company. Disclaimer: Maybe don't read at the Christmas dinner table, unless you are quick-thinking enough to come up with a good answer as to why you're smirking...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014
Meanwhile by Lli reviews
Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Butler, Minerva P.
Behind the Scenes by Lli reviews
A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Butler, Minerva P. - Complete
A Spot of Debauchery by CieloCrimisi reviews
Title says it all. Holly stumbles upon an unexpected scene. Read and find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Two Hands in the Dark by Lli reviews
Butler-centric. A brief look back on his life and how it wasn't ever, really, his. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Butler - Complete
Almost Forever by the black knight reviews
Julius navigates his way through the afterlife, and finds maybe life after death isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Julius R. - Complete
Hitting Hard by refloc reviews
Juliet, as always, was getting into trouble. First, she had missed her plane for the wrestling tour. Then, she had trapped herself on the roof of a very high building. Neither of these things were very good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,628 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Juliet B. - Complete
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Evil Association of Evil Villains reviews
Be bad, do evil and have fun!/In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2022 - Published: 11/1/2021 - Artemis F., Butler, Jon S., A. Blunt
Walking a Tightrope reviews
"Which story are you going to tell me today?" "You can choose between how I threw Juliet's first girlfriend over the hedge, or the time Artemis's first outing almost caused an international incident." / Butler's job as Artemis's bodyguard has been turbulent since Day 1 but at least his emotional state was in less of a turmoil. [Part 5 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2021 - [Butler, OC] Angeline F., Artemis F. - Complete
Something Wicked reviews
31 Days Writing Challenge with 31 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from July/August 2021.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2021 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
Glimpse reviews
30 Days Writing Challenge with 30 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from April 2021.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2021 - Published: 7/19/2021 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Opal K. - Complete
Solomon's Gift reviews
A straightforward mission, Butler thought sourly. The auction heist had been under an unlucky star from the start and, as always, Artemis's actions attracted trouble like moths to a flame. Right now, however, there was no time to think about that. Right now, he had to focus all his efforts on not getting them riddled with bullets. [Part 4 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2021 - Published: 6/9/2021 - [Butler, OC] Artemis F. - Complete
Trust Issues reviews
The Butlers have been protecting the Fowls for centuries. Except that one time, when Dima and Domovoi Butler were scheming to kill the Fowls... [Part 3 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2021 - [Butler, OC] Major - Complete
The Hunting Rifle reviews
Getting Butler to talk about his time in the army is hard. After all, one does not become a Blue Diamond by sitting down for senseless chitchat. So, how do you get a man like Butler to tell a story? By tempting him with an equally wild story in exchange. [Part 2 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2021 - [Butler, OC] - Complete
Holly (The Little Mermaid) reviews
Once upon a time... a mermaid fell in love with a human and gave up her voice to meet him. But can she truly trust the sea warlock to keep his word? Can love save the day? Or should she have stayed under the sea?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2021 - Artemis F., Foaly, Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
The Angel Conundrum reviews
Butler knew he shouldn't complain about extra backup. Dealing with blood-thirsty angels, lost demons, and gold hoarding dragons was more than one man could handle alone. But was it too much to ask for said backup to be competent? His dead uncle and the dangerously curious university professor were less than ideal... [Part 1 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2021 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Major - Complete
Saplings reviews
Alexandr Butler, the intended bodyguard for the next Fowl heir is dead, executed in Iran after a political coup. In a frantic attempt to keep up the family tradition, the 23-year old Lance Corporal Domovoi Butler gets disengaged from his service in Monte Carlo and reluctantly travels back to Dublin, Ireland to meet his future employers as well as his baby sister for the first time.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2021 - Butler, Juliet B., Major - Complete
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