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Joined 08-28-07, id: 1363408, Profile Updated: 07-17-10
Author has written 10 stories for Suite Life series, Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars, Australia, Tekken, and Mirror's Edge.

Hey everyone.

What can I say about me? Well, I love life, I love writing and I (especially) love Elvis. That enough?

Ten reasons to love life:

Likelihood is you're only getting one shot at it.

Even if you do get another shot, the fact that you currently have Internet access means life will probably be worse second time around.

Things often go wrong, but for us priveliged people, most of the time things are- let's be honest- all happy and great.

Millions of species in the world and you're part of the only one not constantly looking for food and sex.

The above statement may be totally false, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

We are the only species known to physically enjoy the sex act.

We have endless opportunities to be funny, witty or charming, sometimes even on purpose.

We owe it to people we know, who both expect it of us and hope it for us.

If you screw up and look like a total prat, there are millions of other human beings in the world you can talk to who have no knowledge of aforementioned incident.

Your only other choice is to hate life; and that's totally ineffective.

Ten reasons to love Elvis:

Was a black-belt in Karate.

The only performer ever to make jet black sideburns look amazing.

In his first ever booking to a state-wide show, the Louisiana Hayride, he was booked as "that black boy with the funny name."

Was definitely not a racist.

Has 400,000 impersonators worldwide, which is more than most performers have fans.

A major role model to Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, John Lennon and (reputedly) Eminem.

Died reading a book entitled "Scientific Search for the Face of Jesus."

Was MJ's father-in-law.

Once called Roy Orbison "the greatest singer in the world."

Best of all, he was the birth of modern music, of modern views, of modern culture. That's the long and short of it. "Before anyone did anything, Elvis did everything."

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The Neverending Story by Samwise Baggins reviews
The kids have to choose between finally going home... or staying and helping the Realm survive. Chaptes rearranged into chronological order for ease of reading!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Complete
Odalisque by shrewdone reviews
Rated M for language and graphic violence/rape/sex Some parts of the fic may be considered violent or cruel. Trying to be as true as possible to the Dragonball Z storyline. Several original characters included. No V/B pairing!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 146,682 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Vegeta
AVATAR: The Rising Empire by Tyler743 reviews
Set two weeks after Sozin's Comet. Everything is just starting to go back to normal for the gaang, but when an old enemy joins forces with a threat more dangerous then Ozai himself, Aang, Katara, Zuko, Sokka, Toph and Suki team up once more.Kataang/Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,160 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Aang, Katara
iRun Dry by TheScarletOctopus reviews
Water. Essential for life, yet constantly taken for granted-until now. When the world's water supply turns to acid, panic and chaos sweep the globe. What will happen to the iCarly gang-and why does Freddie look so guilty?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Life Beyond the Code by Bek-K reviews
After the Naboo incident, Obi-Wan defies the Council to train Anakin. Leaving the only life he knows behind and with Anakin's help, he discovers life beyond the code.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 141,753 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Tekken: The Fourth Season of Man by dru.solis reviews
Julia Chang must find the strength buried deep inside her and stand with Jin Kazama against an evil that has laid dormant for centuries, a creature whose approach signals the fourth season of man ... and its end.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Julia C., Jin K. - Complete
Breaking the Ties that Bind by WhiteVeils reviews
-Complete- -Major revisions in all chapters- First a life was lost, then hope, then a soul. But the story did not begin there, and will not end there. Find out what the Realm has in store for all our lost souls.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,869 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Family Reunion by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Part 12 of the New Adventures. 6 months after the Gang split, things have only got more desperate. Can they find their old friends again before it's too late? Eric's father hopes so, so he can finally rest in peace. Adult language & situations.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
The Awful Truth by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Part 11 of the New Adventures. The gang find themselves chasing an artefact which knows all their secrets before their enemies can get hold of it. But some truths could be even more explosive in friendly hands. Adult language, sexual refs and violenc
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007
The Kidnapped Life by BlackBlaze reviews
A pain has been creeping up in Gohans body...four weeks after the birth of Goten the Pain's cause shows itself and take Gohan to who knows where. Now Gohan along with 3 other aliens have to live as slaves. Will they be able to escape or will they die tryi
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Gohan
Balance of Power by N.L. Rummi reviews
COMPLETE. Alternate version of The Box. When the kids try to lead Venger back to the Realm, they find the portal is closed.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,866 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Through a Mirror Darkly by N.L. Rummi reviews
COMPLETE. Dungeon Master's latest quest leads the Young Ones to a town with many scars. They'll be lucky to leave unscathed.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,326 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
The Temple of Love by Sealgirl reviews
(COMPLETE) Dungeonmaster sends the children to the cursed Temple of Love, in the hope of finding a portal. But there’s something else in the Temple, waiting…
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,751 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Advent by N.L. Rummi reviews
Every story has a beginning. Ours starts with six Young Ones who are pure of heart . . . .
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/28/2001 - Complete
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Dragon of the West reviews
For twenty years General Iroh was the most feared of all Fire Nation generals, ruthless, cunning and brilliant.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Iroh
Finding the King of Iron Fists reviews
The King of Iron Fist Tournament 6 begins. War and revenge are everywhere. Every fighter has a cause, but only one will see it through.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,072 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Jin K., Miguel C. R.
Run for Freedom reviews
Faith and Kate must escape the city or face the certainty of execution. Every PK trooper in the city is after them. No one can run forever. NOW COMPLETE.
Mirror's Edge - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Underlevels reviews
Once a person has gone so far into the belly of Coruscant, there's no way back up. Except one.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Walkabout reviews
A series of oneshots about Nullah's time with king George on walkabout- a time which, for any aborigine, is even more an inward journey than it is an outward one.
Australia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Nullah, King Carney
Mission reviews
A story of what happened to Nullah while on Mission Island. As an aborigine, he had already learnt how to forget. Now, surrounded by an unfriendly world, he would learn how to forgive.
Australia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Nullah
Return of Lu Ten reviews
Are all firebenders an enemy? Sokka is deeply suspicious of their new firebending team member and he's been right before. Only time will tell who's side he's really on, but with the Solar Eclipse quickly approaching, that isn't a luxury the party has.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Mysteries of A Chosen reviews
Sets off from epi. 1. When an all too well known figure turns up the day before the podrace and makes Watto an offer he can't refuse, the Jedi will be forced to unravel the secret of the False Chosen to survive, and Anakin is in the thick of it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Anakin Skywalker
The Will to Face a Friend reviews
Zack's changed in six months: gangs, smoking and worst of all, fights. Cody doesn't like it, no one really does. But Cody's the only one with any hope of changing his brother's ways. Rated for mild language, violence and others. Story is now complete
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Zack's Best Prank reviews
When Zack pulls off the ultimate prank, Cody is landed in a heap of trouble. Can he keep his dignity, and avoid serious humiliation? Zack doesn't seem to think so...
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007