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Joined 08-28-07, id: 1363416, Profile Updated: 08-16-09
Author has written 5 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

My Nickname is Kaykay

Pairs I like:

Harry/Hermione

Hermione/Tom Riddle

Hermione/Lucious Malfoy(not the love type, more torture)

Hermione/Crossover with Legolas, Gil, Angel,Captain Jack Sparrow

Hermione/Draco(sometimes)

Hermione/Blaise Z.

Hermione/Sirius Black

Hermione/Remus Lupin

Hermione/James P.

Bella/Edward

Bella/Jasper

Bella/Emmett

Bella/Jacob

Schyler/Oliver

Schyler/Jack

Twilight/Cirque De Freak, Artimis, Harry Potter

Harry Potter/CSI,Twilight

Pairs I Hate:

Draco/Ginny

Ginny(with anyone)

Hermione/Ron

Hermione/Voldy

Draco/OC

Harry/Tonks

Harry/Draco

Harry/Bellatrix

Harry/Voldy

Hermione/Bellatrix

Lucious and anyone but Hermione

Genre Il Like:

Horror

Romance/Horror

Adventure

AGNST

Tragedy

I have a huge fixation of(?) Edward getting killed and Bella falling in love with Jacob- yay

I love all the books in the world that are fiction- almost true

I love Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, in the fanfics that you all make, as well as Chesire- human forms of course

I dispise anything that has lived in the water- food

I could never be a vegetarian- I love meat to much

I love popcorn, suckers, and like Scotish and English chocolate- almost anything with sugar because I'm always asleep

I like Naruto- and another anime that I cant spell, dont even know if thats how you spell anime..hmm...

I love Vampire Knight Manga's... I love Shiki and Zero, scary thing is i also like Headmaster Cross too

I love Scotland and want to go to Forks and Egypt

I love tea and really fast cars- I have a need for speed

I cry easily at some books- not so much at most of them

I like all types of music especialy Queen!! Go Queen... Another one bites the Dust...

and Elvis... and the Cottars... and ... and ... many more.look on the side you see a face

and finally a question... Why is a raven like a writing desk??... if you dont know the answer keep reading

You now know that if you wasted your time trying to answer that quest you have gone completley MAD!! HE HEHE HEH EHEHHE HEHE HE HE HE HE HE.

stereotypes (I bolded the ones I am)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I’m a PERFECT weight for my height but not a size 0 to 4, so I MUST still be fat.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST be an annoying, steal- your -money bitch.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a (was a) DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I only wear PANTS, so I MUST be gay or will never have a boyfriend

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I find BOYS annoying and obnoxious, so I MUST be gay

I like OLDER guys, so I MUST be a whore and a slut.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I’m SCOTISH, so I MUST love the sound of bagpipes and wear kilts all the time.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

My MUM is my best friend, so I MUST be a mommas’ girl/boy.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I’m CANADIAN so I MUST live in an igloo

I’m AMERICAN so I MUST be out for your money

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I cant DECIDE what I like more, so I MUST be BI.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m SCARED of BUGS so I MUST be an annoying “SAVE ME ” girl.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I hang with “THE SMART GROUP” so I MUST be a BRAINIAC too.

I DON’T go Out on the weekend to partys, so I MUST have NO FRIENDS

I like bugs, I think they’re cool, so I MUST wish to have be born as a GUY

I'm ADOPTED so i Must have been UNWANTED

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Redefinition by KilroyWasHere reviews
Schuyler knew moving in with the Forces would be interesting. She just wasn't expecting the car chases, the midnight escapes, the deadly jewelry, the dark secrets, or the coming apocalypse. Starts post Masquerade. WARNING: Jack/Mimi & Sky/Ollie
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 126,222 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Schuyler, Mimi
Bittersweet by Nijaded reviews
Hermione is handed over to Lucius as a prize after the war, but things do not go as she expected at all. Can they find a way to destroy the Dark Lord once and for all? A Dark Tale of Love, War, and Accepting and Moving On. HGLM, SSRW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
TTB LM X HG by Moomlu reviews
LM X HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Nightmare by venusmercurysunev reviews
Hermione Granger. Fenrir Greyback. Kidnapped in the middle of the night and taken to the middle of a forest, Hermione Granger is in the worst situation of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,240 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fenrir G. - Complete
Broken Twilight by undeniablebloodlust reviews
A depressed Bella moves in with Charlie and her stepmother Ruth, fleeing her stepfather Phil whom abuses and threatens her. But, all is not well in the Swan house hold. Is Ruth really as nice as she seems? And what will happen When Bella & Edward meet? B&
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,676 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Edward, Bella
Isira's Curse by The-Dark-Side-Of-Eden reviews
COMPLETE An ancient curse and the greed of Salazar Slytherin mean that Hermione is the key to the outcome of the war. She must face hidden truth and try to become who she truly is all the while avoiding capture by Lord Voldemort. HGLV & HGSB & HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,142 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort
New Beginning by dhfreak06 reviews
Hermione moves to Forks with her Uncle Charlie. What will await her there? Crossover Twilight/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,128 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hermione G., Edward
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,163 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Silent Screams by Hopelessly Pessimistic reviews
Every time she fell asleep she could see it. Horrors calling her name, darkness she could never imagine. Never allowing her a decent night sleep. Never allowing her to forget. She wanted to tell Harry. She wanted to tell Ron. But she wouldn’t, she never d
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 142,199 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
As If In Wonderland by Klbblk reviews
The mudblood has the potential to become useful...oh yes, she will be very useful...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,521 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Broken by Jackrabbit2011 reviews
Daddy, it wasn't my fault- I was only a child. I never told her to do it. You took me and you broke me into shattered pieces- how can you blame me for her mistakes? I never knew how deep scars could run until I had them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,349 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Unintentional Attachments by Indigo-Ribbon reviews
Hermione has always been a curious girl. What happens when as an Eight Year Old she is transported back through time, and left at the same place as Riddle only go back to the future. However, sometimes its up to you to go back and fix what you broke. T.HR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Love Through Time by Kalia Clyde reviews
Hermione's diary is switched & Tom Riddle appears. Trouble ensues as they duel & damage the diary, opening a glitch in time, putting them 200 years in the past in 1797. How will they cope when they are suspected to be missing people from 1797?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,366 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Truth or dare by Alligood reviews
Okay, I know that this isn't the most ORIGINAL topic...but I really think I can make it original with my ideas. Trust me, this will be SOO funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Time Turner by Bluegirl2751 reviews
Is it worth it to go back in time to change the outcome of the final battle even if going back in time means being captured by the dark lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Eternal Curse by DarkEscapade reviews
Harry Potter and POTC Crossover. After a timeturner accident, Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny are sent to the 18th century and meet the POTC gang-Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,090 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Hermione G., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Pirates time for Me by Aurora Sunkiss reviews
PG13 just in case. After Harry Bravely dives into a swirling time gate to save Hermione's life (at the time he didn't know it) he finds himself in the time of Pirates, and he has no clue where to find Hermione... HpPotc x-over R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Caged reviews
Death Eaters came and destroyed one girl's life.Now she's out for revenge.Hermione Granger ignores all the reasons not to join,not to do it though there were many and does it.But what happens when the she starts to become the people she's out 2 destroy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Oddest Girl reviews
All the boys wanted was to kick their feet up and relax,but does that happen? Ofcourse not.They decided to vaca in a town that was so small nothing would happen. That was until they meet a very interesting girl with many secrets.Not a moment rest 4 them.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella
Bella,Harry, and Draco! What Happened To Edward? reviews
TwilightXHarryPotter Bella found out that she was a witch, and goes to Hogwarts, but what happens when she's there Edward and the other Cullens are snatched from her... and it was their choice to do so? DarkEdward!duhduhduuh notgoodatsummeries sorry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P.
Neptune reviews
Warning:Abandoned!.Bella's having her wedding but her cousin that she doesnt like has to come live with her.Some things that happened to Neptune in the past are reapearing in Forks. Can Edward and Bella help save her.Will Neptune end Jakes troubles
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
MAD! reviews
A whole lot of weird nothingness between The Mad Hater and his friends. Please be nice and read it, it is my first fanfic.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete