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Bonding Experience by Silver Thunder reviews
Yata never expected that getting drunk at Kusanagi's wedding would result in anything more than a hangover the next day. Then again, he wouldn't have predicted he'd ever wake up in a hotel room handcuffed to his former best friend, either. Fate could be a bitch sometimes. (Written for Sarumi Fest 2014)
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Yata M., Fushimi S.] - Complete
Showers Don't Always Make You Clean by spider-ren reviews
Shower Sex. Just a bit of PWP requested anonymously on tumblr.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Yata M., Fushimi S.] - Complete
Noctis Has A Bad Dream by givemeyourpoison reviews
Uh, Noctis wakes up in the night after having a bad dream and goes to find Prompto! :) Noctis is a little ooc here, sorry about that o.e Rated M to be safe? Idk, enjoy! Reviews and stuffs are welcome n.n
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Noctis, Prompto - Complete
Heat by MyLittleViolet reviews
Curse Scepter 4 for not having a better air conditioning. yaoi, smut
K - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Munakata R., Fushimi S.] - Complete
Should I Call You King? by AustinAttAcK reviews
Mikoto is sick of Yata's seductive behavior towards him. He decides to put him in his place. Smut ensues. Summary is shit. I promise the story is good and smutty. I pinky swear!
K - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2013 - S. Mikoto, Yata M. - Complete
I'll lock you up by ciielu reviews
'No one can have you, Misaki... You're mine for the taking' Tugging at the chains Misaki thinks that perhaps this was inevitable. Í wonder why I can't quit you...' Fushimi/Yata. Sexual content
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Fushimi S., Yata M. - Complete
The Secret Fractures of Snow Villiers by Blamnie reviews
He didn't crave perfection, no, not anymore. Instead he pined for grief, for friction, for hostility and heat. Lightning/Snow.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,031 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Projections of Light by ryoko11 reviews
More alone than he'd ever felt before, Hope uses the Oracle Drive to make his long nights less lonely. Hope-centric Oneshot. Hope x Lightning - Rated M for Sex.
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hope E., Lightning - Complete
The Scorpion and the Sand by NMT reviews
When Suna's past comes back to stir up some old and new dust, things can get very, very complicated...SasoGaa. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,084 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Gaara, Sasori
Just For The Night by ojala-amor reviews
It was only supposed to be one of those type of things where you look but you can't touch, but Lightning could not bring herself to look any further. please RR
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Lightning, Snow
Icing on the Cake by AvyQuinn reviews
She traced a line through the blue icing and onto the marble counter with a lazy finger. "You've made a mess, Snow." she cooed. **Snow and Lightning lemony gift!fic. Language and smut. Definitely M... Definitely.**
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Taking Notes by AvyQuinn reviews
As aroused as he was becoming, Hope was still completely aware that he was witnessing something that shouldn't be happening, and it was happening in his bed. **Snow and Lightning lemony oneshot!**
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Misdirection by AvyQuinn reviews
Much as it pained him, he reminded himself that he barely knew Lightning Farron anymore. **Sequel to Hero's Charge. Please read Hero's Charge before Misdirection!**
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,821 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Private Production by AvyQuinn reviews
The evening had started innocently enough... but isn't that how they all start? In retrospect, maybe they should have found a broom closet somewhere... ** Just a lemony-scented Lightning and Snow oneshot! **
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
After School by SpiceAndFantasy reviews
Yuri LEMON. RikkuxYuna, R18
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Yuna, Rikku - Complete
Flirtexting by AllSheNeedsIsLove reviews
Zexion is bored and wanting to kill himself at a party that Axel forced him to attend. All until a blonde named Demyx comes along and makes it a little more bearable. Zemyx, Akuroku. Zex, Dem, Aku, & Roku POVs will all be there at one time or another.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Zexion, Demyx
Hero's Charge by AvyQuinn reviews
When she was around Snow she felt exposed. It was almost like he ripped off the bandages that held her together; that made her strong. She decided early on it was better that she hate him; anything to keep him away. **Late game spoilers! Beware**
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,661 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lightning, Snow - Complete
Right and Wrong by CityLites reviews
After a few awkward encounters with Lightning, Snow begins to question his relationship with Serah. LightningXSnow, finally completed. R&R please. XD
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Lightning, Snow
Wishin' on a sunrise by Ohsoup reviews
Deidara is doing something that's ruining his mornings. Sasori helps him remember better ways to spend them. [Sasodei][yaoi] READ THE PRESTORY STUFF! M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Pure untamed desire by freaky baby XXkashiXX reviews
Sasori and Deidara meet at school and hit it off. But can their feelings for each other overcome all challenges. some ooc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,102 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art of loneliness by SmexyKitten91 reviews
Deidara has been mocked most of his life so he was home schooled and learnt not to trust those who would not understand him. Soon he meets someone who seems trustworthy and does start to open up to him. Will he regret it? SasoDei. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,650 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Deidara's Secret by zubification reviews
Deidara has a secret. Sasori finds out and now he is blackmailing then HELL out Deidara.What will happen? What's the secret? Read to find out! Also, only rated M for cussing and suggestive language! Yes, I know, I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
A Night to Remember by Mischa-BlackCherry reviews
Roxas, Axel and Demyx give little Zexion a night to remember Yaoi, Lemon, Four some
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Zexion, Roxas - Complete
Not Guilty by Reasons of Insanity by Shikirou reviews
When Deidara is being haunted by his past, and undergoing it from his stepfather, how will he react when everything around him changes right before his eyes? Rated M for some Yaoi, Shonnen ai, language, and rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,850 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Sexual Cavities by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Deidara is sugar high and driving the Akatsuki mad, so it's up to Sasori to stop him in a way only the red-head can. SasoDei, S&M, Yaoi, One-Shot for YaoiRocks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki No More by RedSand reviews
When the Akatsuki break up, what will become of the members? Sasodei, Kakuhidan, Kisaita, Zetobi, and perhaps the tiniest bit of Shikatema. Rated M to be safe. The name for a chapter is a warning of what it contains.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
The ABCs of Sasodei by Maelza reviews
Tewnty-six facts or ideas of Sasodei - Is NOT crack, it's serious. Warnings: Yaoi, Suggestions of Sex, sadism, masochism, and slight slight angst M for Sex-related topics and Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
An Art for Two by Blood Dreamer reviews
What happens when Sasori and Deidara decide to make their own art?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hold me, please by kneekole reviews
Orphan Naruto wants to get away from it all, so he runs away only to end up at a certain vampires house. SasuNaru [updated!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Some pointless smut by Paper Ghost reviews
everyone seems to have some, i suppose.first sasodei anything, flames will be used to bake cakes for my lovechan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Concrete Angel by natakuchan01 reviews
Sasori has been abused all his life, what will happen when he meets someone in a similar situation. Will things get better or will everything go downhill? AU Deidara x Sasori Don't own characters or songs, being rewritten.HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Elevator Music by dead drifter reviews
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he’s stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make ‘elevator music.’ XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
No Dildo Required by Maelza reviews
Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Only Eternal With You by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. One-shot. Reincarnation fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
For Eternity by Manixa reviews
SasoDei. AUGuitarist Sasori falls for the reincarnation of a loved one. Cheesy summary, but oh well. R&R :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The World Has Turned Around Again by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[New story!] Two guys having wet dreams and panting far away from each other. Living in denial is hard but what can you do when you fantasize about your former best friend without understanding why? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
True Art by Shikirou reviews
After Sasori and Deidara have gone on a long assassination mission Deidara realizes what true art is. Sasodei story. Rated M because of some shonen ai. Nothing really, really bad, but I don't want to risk it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Up on the Balcony by Here's Your Cheese Omelette reviews
Meeting each other that night caused more problems then expected. . .for both of them. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Defying the Norms of Society by brumalbreeze reviews
Sasuke is part of a royal family and at 13, he was required to get a humanoid pet, pets which look like humans with animal ears and tails. He chose a fox and years have passed. Many bad things have caught them, what will the end be? [AU, Warnings Inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,023 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Explosions of Emotion by Starling Short reviews
Sasori finally meets his new partner, Deidara, and ends up feeling things he hasn't felt in years. How do you resist a flirt with mouths on his hands anyway? A SasoDei DeiSaso fic that isn't a Oneshot! Yaoi Smut and LEMON in chapters 6, 8 and 11!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Puppet Like Me by Hitokugutsu reviews
Who knew something as simple as eyes staring at him would lead him to this... Warning: Yaoi, don't like, leave Written by me and Mandy Pants, I give her full credit for all of Dei's actions. -Fanfic is dead-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,317 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Desire by Kiryami reviews
Deidara's horny. Sasori just happens to be the nearest screwable object. Yaoi, DeiSaso. My first Lemon. AHH! APOCOLYPSE!RAWR FOR TEH UBER TYPONESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cousin by Steely-Toast reviews
[M][Incest][Yaoi]Sasori's always taken to bothering Gaara while he worked... But what happens when the older takes it too far? [Slight AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasori, Gaara - Complete
Perfection by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Oneshot Sequals Oneshot? by Hitokugutsu reviews
It's funny, it's smutty, it's DeiSaso, what else ya want? What something that ties the two oneshots together? FINE I'll get to work on that. 'Til then read this! Warning:YAOI! Don't like, then GO AWAY!.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki A Twisted Life Style by Danny-Lynn reviews
Okay, forget the old summary. Just read the story...It's twisting and turning on me and I don't know how to make it all go. If I'm nice and get enough reviews, I might try an alternate ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Psychologist by Lyricism reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bouncing Back by hiei1317 reviews
Sequel to my story Promise. Please r and r this, but I would recommend reading and reviewing, please Promise first, since it will make more sense. SasoriDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,109 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Deidara, Sasori
Beautiful Disaster by madame nonchalant reviews
When Kiba runs into an old friend from Suna, he doesn't expect anything to happen. He doesn't even think about them being friends, or possibly more. But an unexpected mission, confused feelings & a night that goes too far add up. Can they stay together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,345 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
A Puppet's love by seineke-pyera reviews
Sasori and Deidara, two criminals who secretly love each other. While travelling back from a mission they run into a festival in a small town. What is it about fireworks that makes one confess love? SasoDei, contains lemon. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Take the memories away by HyuugaAngels reviews
Deidara is new as the school and he seem quite sad,what is the problem all the teachers know? Read and find out Warning This is BoyxBoy and Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Assassinating Love by Dark-kunoichi reviews
Gaara has grown up with a family of assassins. He is cold and uncaring to the rest of the world, but now is the time to grow up. YAOI KANKYGAA! Dont like, dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Kankuro, Gaara
Call Me Danna by Ai-Fennec reviews
Sasori and Deidara's relationship from day 1. YAOI, crossdressing, language[SasoDei][DeiSaso][DeiIta]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete