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Joined 08-28-07, id: 1363552, Profile Updated: 04-28-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

STUFF 2 KNOW ABOUT ME!

TEAM JACOB

you could say that i am team edward to but i think that i should get jacob. (death glare) he is soooooooooo mine!!

UPDATE

hi, my name is sam or vamp girl if you wish, but you can call me VG.

i am currently on a quest in the darkest corners of my room, to find what some would describe as a "floor".wish me luck my friends, for i may not return alive! well, anyway. i love to dance, sing and play the basson. some of my favourite bands are Evanescence, Trapt, disturbed, SOAD, Avenged Sevenfold, and Ashes Of Soma. some of my fave songs are toxicity, scream, the night, sweet sacrifice, going under, cloud nine, everybody's fool, face down, the all hope is gone, dead memories, still frame, dull boy and my anthem is TO BE LOVED!! ITS LIKE MY LIFE IN A SONG!!. i also have dogs at my dads house Cooper, Bear and Harley. they are SO sweet!! bear is my favourite!! I also love to run. some of my favourite profiles are team Alice and vampiressE12B. you might know them. i am going into 9th grade next year and i am sooooooooo happy i am finally in j high!! yay me! my newest thing is that i am going to record a demo cd and i am going to send it in to i think its six lables.

i write rock and poprock. i think that i would compare my writing styles most to haley williams of paramore or amy lee of evanesence. i have recently joined a band and we think that our name is going to be SENCERITY SCHEME.

my boyfriend Zack plays bass for said band.

so yeah

comment me

give tips

thanxxx

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SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you are so interested in a twilight Character that your life revolves around them and that said character is more important to you than your bf\gf. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you steel a copy of Eclipse from your friend and read it every night and when he\she asks for it back you keep making up excuses not to!!Crazy is when you streak through the public pool yelling I love Edward Cullen!! and enjoy it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone in a book, and have tried to put this on your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If whenever you see or hear the name "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you fall down a flight of stairs at least once a month copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

if you have ever growled at someone paste this to your profile

if you have ever bitten someone post this to your profile

if you have ever bust into song and dance in a bathroom post this on your profile...no comment...haha

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.(They're out to get me!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!(and most are different lockers that you have had)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

if you bit some one before you even read twilight or new moon and your whole school is afraid of you for it, but not to afraid that it would keep them from calling you a freak.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile ( Sam you know you are)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you have a problem with counsoulors, copy and paste!!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile( always!)

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

things i hate!

Lephrocons ( they are creepy.)

When people take MONTHS to update

When i have to get offline

When my flip flops break

people who isert theirselves into their story so that they can date Edward( he belongs to Bella, get over it, you'll seem less pathetic).

quotes

'im making a list. you obviosly want to be on it'

'garden gnomes watch you while you sleep'

'I am a lemon fly'

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

'I have issues'

'I'm paronoid. Does it show?

"what is wrong with that ! you are not going to make me eat it are you? if you are you need to go see a counselor!!"

i just tied my hair into that stupid balloon. i blame McDonalds!!

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Turndown by VampiressE12B reviews
Bella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Always There by VampiressE12B reviews
this is when Edward moves on, and bella doesnt. i know you hate me for this and that it isnt very good, but keep in mind, this is my first try at angst. be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
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One Last Breath reviews
this is the last straw for bella swan, she just cant take it anymore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Choice reviews
the struggle that bella goes through while contemplating her choice between jacob and edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
Emmett Oh Emmett reviews
this is the soul explination of why emmett is kuku for coco puffs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Dear Jacob, reviews
a simple letter from bella to jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward